BS: best offer I've had in a while

Subject: BS: best offer I've had in a while
From: GUEST,mg
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 05:59 PM

Can't beat this..they want me to go out on a jet ski in the middle of the Graveyard of the Pacific and pretend to drown so they could surf rescue me..I said can I wear a life jacket..maybe...they need volunteers so the rescue people can get certified but I think I might pass...mg

Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 06:27 PM

Mary, it doesn't sound like they have your best interests at heart! Who made this request?

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while
From: gnu
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 06:31 PM

I think I'd piss.

Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while
From: Bill D
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 06:50 PM

I'd refer them to Ford for recycled crash dummies.....

Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 08:00 PM

Where exactly is this Graveyard of the Pacific? And how did it get the name?

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while
From: GUEST,mg
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 08:13 PM

By the Columbia Bar..mouth of Columbia...it was my boss actually...mg

Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while
From: Bobert
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 08:14 PM

Last I checked the Pacific is off the West Coast... They need any other fake drowners and they payin' expenses??? I mean, maybe I could get a free flight to see my son in Oregon, fake drown and stop in California for a bag of weed...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while
From: Joe Offer
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 08:35 PM

My wife said that once about me: "Best Offer I'd had in a while"...


I'll get me coat.

-Joe-

Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 11:20 PM

A twinkle in the eye is becoming, Joe!

Mary, did your boss offer time and a half plus hazardous duty pay (in the Forest Service when fighting fires that is another 1/4 pay) - basically, almost double pay, and for the entire time, not just when you're in the water. In other words, is it worth your time?

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while
From: catspaw49
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 11:33 PM

Did you ever consider you were the only offer she'd had in awhile? Or did she regret taking the offer?   Or......   uh, well that's enough. I'm in deep shit huh? Sorry Joe.....just jokes.....................although I would have thought your wife would have waited for a better offer...........ahgawdamn.....I can't stop...................Stop me before I ask if she was disappointed in how "little" you had to offer................................sweetjesus, I need help...............................


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while
From: ranger1
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 11:54 PM

In Jacqui's words: Spaw! CELLAR!

Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while
From: catspaw49
Date: 26 Apr 12 - 12:53 AM

Yeah, I'm on my way..........although I do have more to offer and I'd bet more than offer............sorry........just need a flashlight for the stairs...............night.........................


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while
From: Ebbie
Date: 26 Apr 12 - 12:57 AM

"I called for me a candle
to light my way to the cellar
I called for me a handkerchief
to bind my aching head..."

Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while
From: EBarnacle
Date: 26 Apr 12 - 04:41 AM

I believe your boss is telling you it's time to change jobs.

Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while
From: Keith A of Hertford
Date: 26 Apr 12 - 05:03 AM

My cousins are Cornish lifeguards.
They have used me to demo resues off the beach at St. Agnes.
Its quite exciting

Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 26 Apr 12 - 05:11 AM

Hope there aren't any sharks thereabouts, mg.

Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while
From: frogprince
Date: 26 Apr 12 - 10:14 AM

She offered her honor
He honored the offer
And all night long
It was on'er and off'er.

Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while
From: catspaw49
Date: 26 Apr 12 - 02:03 PM

Hi froggy......mind your step and have a seat down here. Its a bit damp but I found a jar of pickled watermelon rind put up by someon in 1958 or 1969......the third digit has kinda' faded. Want some?


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while
From: gnu
Date: 26 Apr 12 - 02:16 PM

"pickled watermelon rind"... I thought, how does Spaw come up with such inane shit? But, I Googled it and thought, "Fuck me!"

And, no, that's not an offer.

Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while
From: GUEST,ChanteyLass
Date: 26 Apr 12 - 06:01 PM

If you change your mind and go through with it, I will look forward to reading about the experience! As for me, I would definitely pass, life jacket or no!

Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 26 Apr 12 - 06:25 PM

Pickled watermelon rind is very good, but it helps if it isn't quite that old. . .

Mary, have you made a decision? Did you politely decline?

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while
From: gnu
Date: 26 Apr 12 - 06:41 PM

Change my mind? Not likely. Although, it probably would just tickle a bit, given that Spaw's actual handle is Needle Dick The Bug Fucker. IF and when (seldom) he can get it up.

I hope yer okay with that, Spaw. I mean, it's not really a secret now, is it?

Subject: RE: BS: best offer I've had in a while
From: Gurney
Date: 26 Apr 12 - 06:52 PM

Mary, a long time ago I acted as a barbers test-rig, but what they are offering you seems a little more... -extreme!