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JOE OFFER CAMPAIGN SONG!!!
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Subject: JOE OFFER CAMPAIGN SONG!!! From: Peter T. Date: 18 Oct 99 - 05:44 PM Needs a tune, but, here goes... JOE OFFER FOR PRESIDENT CAMPAIGN SONG!!
Oh, the candidate we proffer,
OFFER-OFFER-O.F.F.E.R. YAY!
VOTE FOR OFFER (YEAH!)
Vote for Offer once or offener
If elected, he will have no chauffeur,
YAY, OFFER
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Subject: RE: JOE OFFER CAMPAIGN SONG!!! From: katlaughing Date: 18 Oct 99 - 05:51 PM BRAVO! I love it! LMAOWROTF!!!
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Subject: RE: JOE OFFER CAMPAIGN SONG!!! From: Bill D Date: 18 Oct 99 - 06:38 PM *grin*...well, cute...but not quite up to Peter's usual...seems like it strains too hard....(hey, honesty is making a comeback) |
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Subject: RE: JOE OFFER CAMPAIGN SONG!!! From: Rick Fielding Date: 18 Oct 99 - 10:48 PM Have I missed something? Rick |
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Subject: RE: JOE OFFER CAMPAIGN SONG!!! From: lamarca Date: 18 Oct 99 - 11:14 PM Sorry, Rick - you Snowback Canuck Musicians can't vote in our 'Murican eellekshuns (though you can write all the campaign songs you like...) Lysedexics Untie fro OFFre! |
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Subject: RE: JOE OFFER CAMPAIGN SONG!!! From: Mark Roffe Date: 18 Oct 99 - 11:24 PM Hey, watch that dyslexic stuff with the name! |
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Subject: RE: JOE OFFER CAMPAIGN SONG!!! From: Knitpick Date: 18 Oct 99 - 11:54 PM Gee a canidate I might be willing to vote for -- and with a campaign song! When was the last time a presidential canidate had a campaign song? I know McCarthy and McGovern did -- anyone since?
I suspect that Joe would make a better governor for CA then their current one -- and god knows he a much more decent man then the current guy in the white house.
Knitpick |
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Subject: RE: JOE OFFER CAMPAIGN SONG!!! From: katlaughing Date: 19 Oct 99 - 12:06 AM Rick, even though you can't vote, I know you're an afficianado of Americna politics. Somewhere back in one fo the other threads, someone, can't remember who, decided Joe should be elected to office. IT was pretty good; we even had coloured text slogans etc. And ya know, he is an Offer we can't refuse!**BG** kat |
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Subject: RE: JOE OFFER CAMPAIGN SONG!!! From: Barbara Date: 19 Oct 99 - 01:45 AM That's pretty good Peter, AND you managed that without dragging in any of that questionable joke about "honoring her offer". Now all we need to do is to talk Joe into running, hey? Or did he offer in another thread, and I missed it? Blessings, Barbara |
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Subject: RE: JOE OFFER CAMPAIGN SONG!!! From: bseed(charleskratz) Date: 19 Oct 99 - 02:33 AM Peter, I think the line should be "If he has an intern, he'll stay offer. "...get offer" implies he has been onner. I loved the Ogden Nash rhymes. --seed |
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Subject: RE: JOE OFFER CAMPAIGN SONG!!! From: Joe Offer Date: 19 Oct 99 - 06:22 AM Hmmm. Reminds me of most of the plays on my name that I've heard over the years. I actually liked being called Joe Awful. Beats the hell outa "Offal," doesn't it? -Joe Offer, who might not be opposed to accepting a draft for the nomination- |
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Subject: RE: JOE OFFER CAMPAIGN SONG!!! From: Bert Date: 19 Oct 99 - 09:21 AM I'd vote for 'im |
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Subject: RE: JOE OFFER CAMPAIGN SONG!!! From: Peter T. Date: 19 Oct 99 - 09:36 AM Probably right, Bill D., a late afternoon jeu d'esprit. I was mostly concerned that Joe's campaign didn't seem to have much of the Big Mo. On the other hand, have you ever tried to rhyme anything with Offer? yours, Peter T. |
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Subject: RE: JOE OFFER CAMPAIGN SONG!!! From: Barbara Date: 19 Oct 99 - 12:54 PM Jeez, Peter, now I know you're a folk musician. You found the rhyme "cougher" and missed "coffer" -- as in "his coffers are empty", so no wonder he's short on the green. Also, "proffer". blessings, Barbara |
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Subject: RE: JOE OFFER CAMPAIGN SONG!!! From: Peter T. Date: 19 Oct 99 - 01:14 PM Hey, put on your spectacles Barbara -- check out the song!!! yours, Peter T. |
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Subject: RE: JOE OFFER CAMPAIGN SONG!!! From: Rick Fielding Date: 19 Oct 99 - 01:42 PM Mr. Offer. Have you ever done drugs in the past 20..oops, I mean 7 years? Have you ever been naked with an intern for other than medical reasons? Have you ever summed up your approach to solving world problems by saying: "I'd jest set 'em all down an talk turkey"!! (no that wasn't Col. Sanders, it was Ross Perot) Have you ever dated a super model? Details please. Would you make Shirley MacLaine your Secretary of Past Lives? Do you think you're more dynamic, and exiting than Al Gore? If you don't win the nomination will you apply for a position on "Crossfire"? Can you whup Hulk Hogan? When you think of Canada, what words come to mind? A. Wonderful supportive neighbours to the north who play hockey and eat back bacon. B. Buncha commie pinko, atheistic, gun-bannin', Castro-lovin', dorks!
C. Ooooh, look at all those lovely trees,all that oil, and water...soon it'll all be mine!
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Subject: RE: JOE OFFER CAMPAIGN SONG!!! From: Joe Offer Date: 19 Oct 99 - 02:09 PM Hey, maybe I should have a Canadian campaign manager. Want the job, Rick? Might be handy for money-laundering. Change it all into loonies, willya, Rick? -Joe Offer- |
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Subject: RE: JOE OFFER CAMPAIGN SONG!!! From: Peter T. Date: 19 Oct 99 - 02:45 PM Money shrinking is more likely (cheap laundry, perhaps). yours, Peter t. |
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Subject: RE: JOE OFFER CAMPAIGN SONG!!! From: Max Date: 19 Oct 99 - 05:53 PM Hey, what about me? Oh well, I guess I'll run next time. Oh, I guess I might have to wait 7 years, damn. Oh, and Rick. What do I think of Canada? I don't. :~) |
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Subject: RE: JOE OFFER CAMPAIGN SONG!!! From: katlaughing Date: 19 Oct 99 - 06:13 PM Max, you don't need to run for anything. You are already the Exalted Ruler, Grand Poobah, High Mucky-Muck, etc of the Most Awesome, Righteous, Enchanted, Lyrical Kingdom in the world! We bow down to you, Your Holiness, in supplication and gratitude! (Okay, this is where you come in with all humbleness and start protesting, "I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy!", while all the time, you're really eating it up!**BG** luvyaKat |
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Subject: RE: JOE OFFER CAMPAIGN SONG!!! From: Roger the skiffler Date: 20 Oct 99 - 11:04 AM If Elizabeth Dole pulls out of the race for lack of funds I don't think the Mudcat Auction could raise enough for Joe's campaign! Any way we wouldn't want him to be distracted from his legendary 3-minute answers, by battling the Senate or giving tours of the White House. Light House not White House for Joe! RtS |
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Subject: RE: JOE OFFER CAMPAIGN SONG!!! From: Max Date: 20 Oct 99 - 12:20 PM Why thank you kat. I guess I have served nearly 4 years now. Lets see what I've done... I have established a Mudcat Economy, improved quality of life by factors only understood in hexidecimal, quadrupled our GMP (gross Mudcat product), defended us against the enemy, declared marshal law only twice... I did lose some of my approval rating on April 1st though, hmm, maybe I should lay off next year?... Nah. |
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Subject: RE: JOE OFFER CAMPAIGN SONG!!! From: Rick Fielding Date: 21 Oct 99 - 11:53 AM Didn't lose your approval rating from this corner on April Fool's Day. I want ALL my deities to have a wicked sense of humour. Rick |
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Subject: RE: JOE OFFER CAMPAIGN SONG!!! From: lamarca Date: 21 Oct 99 - 12:05 PM Funny, Rick - I think whatever One (or Many) we have probably does. It's the only explanation for why Life is as f**d up as it is sometimes, and magnificently beautiful other times... |
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Subject: RE: JOE OFFER CAMPAIGN SONG!!! From: Barbara Date: 21 Oct 99 - 12:36 PM You're right, Peter, I've just been skimming the threads recently. I am up to my ass in alligator. Only one, but it's 8 ft. from smack to snap. (Where is Frank i.t.s when I need him?) (Actually I hear he's busy being a new dad). That is to say, I am costuming Peter Pan, and just now I'm carving the critter - a croc, actually - out of foam rubber (I can hear you now, " That's a crock!"). Should have figured that anyone with as big a trivia collection and as much free time as you would get 'em all, hey? Blessings, Barbara |
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Subject: RE: JOE OFFER CAMPAIGN SONG!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 21 Oct 99 - 01:43 PM Now Ime right shamed uv it but yall know thet Dole droppin out dint hav squat ta do with money. Yall member that CIA backed crazed tiple squad I wuz on wen I wuz at the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed? Playin thet wiener song not oanly foulet us up in Yugoslavia, but it got ol Bob arunnin thru thet Park in his unnerware shoutin, "I got WOOD!" Now yasee whuz happint to his poor wife cuz uv it. Theyz jez usin the money as a coverup. But senz Ime speekin bout unnerware an coverups, yall think one uv ya cud sen me some nu longhandle droors? Catspaw dun axt un all, but I ain't too proud ta aks fer myself so I bin doin it. See my other pair has popped their buttons fer the laz time an Ime bout broke til we kin git sum folks lined up fer our guide business. An Ide be right pleeezt ta hep out ol Joe tu. I still got my tiple an all.... CLETUS |
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