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BS: Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie

gnomad 27 Jan 13 - 07:36 AM
Will Fly 27 Jan 13 - 07:20 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie
From: gnomad
Date: 27 Jan 13 - 07:36 AM

If the little ** has a peanut allergy (or has just got wise to your ways) then chocolate, works well. Cheese isn't as effective as the cartoons would have you think.

I suspect that Nutella would be very good, fortunately I haven't currently the conditions to check. My main problem would be keeping it just for its allotted purpose.

If you are into "catch and release" the same baits work well, but you need to remove the little blighters by a good mile or two, otherwise you are simply making them a bit more fit.


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Subject: BS: Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie
From: Will Fly
Date: 27 Jan 13 - 07:20 AM

...nibbling my carpet, shitting in the larder, chewing its way through plastic cereal boxes...

Tonight I shall prime the "Little Nipper" with peanut butter, set the spring catch oh so carefully - and SNAP the little bugger's neck before consigning it to the Darkest Deepest Pits of Burning Hell!!!

OK - it's just a mouse. So?


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