BS: Is this the right room for an argument?

Subject: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 02:47 PM

Mudcat has become so adverserial lately, and what used to be discussions, are now didactic exchanges.
So folks, take out your angst on this thread, and let the others be civilised!

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Ed T
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 02:58 PM

No, it isn't you miserable pile of bird droppings.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 03:00 PM

You're both tw*ats because you don't agree with me. Get a life, get over yourselves and get medical help.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: frogprince
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 03:00 PM

So now we're got another obstreperous %&8#$%@ trying to push some sort of Scottish didactic agenda on all of us; keeeripes, is there no end to it??

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: gnu
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 03:03 PM

WTF??? Whaddya YOU think?

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 03:08 PM

You talkin' to ME???

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Ed T
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 03:16 PM

Are you outsourcing the horse shit you are posting. You don't have the resources to produce such crap on your own.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Noreen
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 03:18 PM

Is this the five minute argument or the full half hour?

:)

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: gnomad
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 03:21 PM

I've told you once.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: fat B****rd
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 04:41 PM

...and I've told you twice.....

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Ebbie
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 04:46 PM

Unlike most of you bozos, I am W A Y too ladylike to engage in such foolishness.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: gnomad
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 04:46 PM

No you haven't.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: GUEST,crazy little woman
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 04:55 PM

"...to hell with anything unrefined has always been my creed."

                                          - mehitabel the cat

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: gnu
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 05:06 PM

Pussy!

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Don Firth
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 05:40 PM

I really admire your physical dexterity. It's truly amazing how you can shoot yourself in the foot like that when your foot is in your mouth and your head is up your ass!

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Why don't you have a Plexiglas plate installed in your abdomen? That way, with your head where it is, you could see where you're going and not keep bumping into things all the time!

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Get a clue? What am I saying!!? You couldn't get a clue if it were the middle of clue mating season, you stripped naked, rubbed clue musk all over your body, then ran out into a field full of horny clues and did the clue mating dance!!

Ba-DUM-pum!!! (Rim shot!)

Don Firth

"I got a million of 'em!"
         —Jimmy Durante

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: gnu
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 05:51 PM

Jimmy do rant 'e, don't 'e?

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 05:52 PM

You're all talking bollocks.

You're all talking bollocks.

You're all talking bollocks.

(There. The more I say it, the truer it gets. Debating strategy numero uno...)

You're all talking bollocks.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 05:58 PM

If you buncha skirt-wearing limeys would only learn that the American way is the Right Way and the Only Way you'd find your pitiful lives would be blessed by God and the NRA.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Bill D
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 06:07 PM

I don't need a special room for an argument, because I am so genial and fair-minded and reasonable in all the other rooms, unlike the narrow-minded twits who have posted above me.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Bonnie Shaljean
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 06:27 PM

Shakespeare Insult Kit

Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou":

COLUMN 1                       COLUMN 2                            COLUMN 3

artless                             base-court                          apple-john
bawdy                               bat-fowling                         baggage
beslubbering                      beef-witted                         barnacle
bootless                            beetle-headed                    bladder
churlish                            boil-brained                       boar-pig
cockered                          clapper-clawed                      bugbear
clouted                             clay-brained                       bum-bailey
craven                             common-kissing               canker-blossom
currish                             crook-pated                         clack-dish
dankish                             dismal-dreaming             clotpole
dissembling                       dizzy-eyed                          coxcomb
droning                             doghearted                          codpiece
errant                             dread-bolted                       death-token
fawning                             earth-vexing                       dewberry
fobbing                             elf-skinned                         flap-dragon
froward                             fat-kidneyed                       flax-wench
frothy                             fen-sucked                          flirt-gill
gleeking                            flap-mouthed                       foot-licker
goatish                             fly-bitten                              fustilarian
gorbellied                          folly-fallen                         giglet
impertinent                       fool-born                          gudgeon
infectious                          full-gorged                         haggard
jarring                             guts-griping                       harpy
loggerheaded                    half-faced                          hedge-pig
lumpish                             hasty-witted                       horn-beast
mammering                       hedge-born                     hugger-mugger
mangled                            hell-hated                          joithead
mewling                            idle-headed                       lewdster
paunchy                            ill-breeding                       lout
pribbling                          ill-nurtured                       maggot-pie
puking                             knotty-pated                       malt-worm
puny                                milk-livered                       mammet
qualling                            motley-minded                       measle
rank                                onion-eyed                          minnow
reeky                               plume-plucked                       miscreant
roguish                             pottle-deep                         moldwarp
ruttish                             pox-marked                         mumble-news
saucy                               reeling-ripe                       nut-hook
spleeny                             rough-hewn                       pigeon-egg
spongy                             rude-growing                       pignut
surly                               rump-fed                            puttock
tottering                          shard-borne                         pumpion
unmuzzled                       sheep-biting                       ratsbane
vain                                spur-galled                          scut
venomed                          swag-bellied                    skainsmate
villainous                          tardy-gaited                       strumpet
warped                             tickle-brained                      varlot
wayward                          toad-spotted                       vassal
weedy                             unchin-snouted                   whey-face
yeasty                             weather-bitten                      wagtai




Take that, thou beslubbering knotty-pated pignuts...

:-p

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 06:32 PM

I'm not at all clear what proposition is being argued in ths thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Bill D
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 06:35 PM

Clear? When did we ever require clarity to have strident opinions here?

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Ebbie
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 06:36 PM

Old Willyam was a bit of a spleeny, rump-fed lewdster, warn't 'e.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Bobert
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 06:44 PM

Where's the Krinkx???

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: gnu
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 07:37 PM

Now yer lookin fer an ass kickin, Bobert. Let sleeping mealy mouthed dogs lie.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 07:42 PM

You're all talking bollocks.

You're all talking bollocks.

(Truth will out, as long as I continue to assert...)

You're all talking bollocks.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: gnu
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 07:57 PM

Steve does have an interesting pointS. >;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Bobert
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 08:04 PM

I could sho nuff use an "ass kickin", gn-ze... Ya'll got my permission to deliver me one... 'Er three... Yup, I was just thinkin' the other day just how much I needed one...

Please kick my ass!!!

B;~)

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 08:56 PM

Steve does have an interesting pointS. >;-)

No I don't, and don't frickin' patronise me when I'm trying to bore the arse off you!

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Elmore
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 09:10 PM

WTF? Are all you a-holes bonding? This is entirely too civilized. I'm going back to where the real savages insult one another about the true definition of folk music.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: gnu
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 10:05 PM

Bobert. I wouldn't kick yer ass if yer ass was the last one left to kick.

Hey!!! Where did MacKenzie go? He started this shit. LET'S GET HIM!

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Ed T
Date: 16 Feb 13 - 10:19 PM

What happened to courtesy?

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Rog Peek
Date: 17 Feb 13 - 04:41 AM

"Ooh, you are awful....but I like you!" Dick Emery comedian 1915-1983.

Rog

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: DMcG
Date: 17 Feb 13 - 05:06 AM

Whether 'argument' refers to abuse or reasoned debate is arguable ..

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: David C. Carter
Date: 17 Feb 13 - 05:44 AM

John's just having a Bad Bagpipe day....

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: gnu
Date: 17 Feb 13 - 06:43 AM

That happens at his age.

Ouch! Who threw that?

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 Feb 13 - 06:48 AM

I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup, and shit a better argument than that!

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: GUEST,Musket sans cookie
Date: 17 Feb 13 - 10:18 AM

Typical. Not one of you weird bearded socks and sandals with fair Isle sweaters and right on views has even begun to argue yet.

You are confusing argument with contradiction. Now bugger off and don't come back until you know how to argue and you have stopped trying to join in whenever I sing. Even when I only wrote the chuff this afternoon. Sheesh..

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Ed T
Date: 17 Feb 13 - 10:42 AM

Go to hell, you snot munching, cluster fucking, fuckwit throwback.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: gnu
Date: 17 Feb 13 - 11:04 AM

You REALLY don't like snowstorms, eh Ed?

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Ed T
Date: 17 Feb 13 - 11:35 AM

Fuck-off weather!:

Halifax \Today
Rain at times :heavy. Amount 15 to 25 mm. Fog patches. Wind northeast 20 km/h becoming southeast 30 gusting to 50 early this afternoon. High 7C.
Tonight
Rain showers changing to periods of snow this evening. Snowfall amount 2 to 4 cm. Local blowing snow overnight. Fog patches dissipating this evening. Wind becoming northwest 40 km/h gusting to 60 this evening then west 50 gusting to 70 except gusting to 90 over exposed areas late this evening and overnight. Low minus 6C.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 17 Feb 13 - 11:41 AM

Blimey, it's much nicer than that in Bradford and it's only a few miles away!

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 Feb 13 - 12:01 PM

Whit's Bratford got tae dae wi it?

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Charmion
Date: 17 Feb 13 - 12:03 PM

I see the February weather in Halifax is still reliably foul. Some things never change.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Feb 13 - 12:33 PM

Can I just say that **** ***** is a cunt?

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: The Sandman
Date: 17 Feb 13 - 12:44 PM

where is michael gill, when we need him?

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 Feb 13 - 12:49 PM

Well GUEST,in that case **** ***** must be likeable (Sp?)

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 13 - 01:27 PM

Well, you're wrong and I'm right. Live with it.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: David C. Carter
Date: 17 Feb 13 - 01:35 PM

Can't we have decent argument without fecking arguing!

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: gnu
Date: 17 Feb 13 - 01:40 PM

Ed??? "Snowfall amount 2 to 4 cm." If that pisses you off THAT bad, stay home!

To wit :

Subject: RE: BS: They got snow in Canada too?
From: gnu - PM
Date: 17 Feb 13 - 06:57 AM

Crap! This one is gonna start(ed) with mixed crap turning into crap and then turning back to crap and then we are going to have crap at times heavy with local blowing crap in winds 50 to 80kph. Total 24 hour crap forecast is 30 to 40cm.

That kinda crap don't make no nevermind a me but Mum gets all worked up over it. Maybe my secret spaghetti sauce recipe will help soothe her trepidations.
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Super secret succulent spaghetti sauce simmering as I speak after just see to my snowblwer and readying my shovelsssssss (yes, I have seven... eight if you count the snow scoop). And it's snowing. But *I*, in my usual pleasant demeanour, refuse to allow my genial self to be drawn into any arguments by you lot.

Before I go outside to scrape the ice and snow off my dining room window so I can monitor the depths of the drifts in front of my garage and Mum's back door, I'd just like to say, "F*** OFF the lot a yas, eh?" ESPECIALLY YOU, Mr. 2 to 4 fuckin cm... prick!

>;-)

Have a nice day, all.