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Subject: BS: Chongz Suffers Serious Injury... From: Bobert Date: 26 Apr 13 - 09:16 PM This just in... Chongo Chimp, alias _________ (fill in your own name) has been seriously injured in a riding accident... Yup, while riding a wild bronco Chongz was thrown with his foot still in the stirrup and unable to escape it as that wild bronco continued to run and run and run... But not to worry... The K-Mart manager came out and unplugged the machine... Chongz??? Still claiming the usual conspiracy theories... Obmaa made the horse into a demon... The 100 mpg carburetor musta made that horse kick so hard... LBJ is LH and LH is Chongz and we are all together... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Chongz Suffers Serious Injury... From: Jack the Sailor Date: 26 Apr 13 - 10:07 PM http://www.harrietcarter.com/product/cat-clock/ We bought this for my mom. Shipped it today. Ended up paying $ 8.00 to ship it here and $ 15.00 to ship it to Canada. They don't ship direct. The same product is 32.00 on Amazon we didn't get the sale price. But check out the catalog. A lot of same products as the one Gnu posted but at much much lower prices. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Chongz Suffers Serious Injury... From: Ebbie Date: 26 Apr 13 - 10:47 PM lol, Bobert- I didn't see that mechanical bull coming. JtS, let's see if you can tie the monkey and the cat together? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Chongz Suffers Serious Injury... From: Rapparee Date: 26 Apr 13 - 10:52 PM He wants to ride a bronc, there's a zebra dun out here just waitin' for him. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Chongz Suffers Serious Injury... From: GUEST Date: 26 Apr 13 - 10:59 PM "But not to worry... The K-Mart manager came out and unplugged the machine..." Bobert, you are so funny. Who's going to be the first one to tell Chongo to get back on the horse that throwed him? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Chongz Suffers Serious Injury... From: Little Hawk Date: 27 Apr 13 - 01:13 AM Wow, Jack! That cat clock is one of the coolest consumer products ever. Even better than the Bigmouth Billy Bass talking fish was. I bet they sell out right quick. I'm ordering 3, just in case. The story about Chongo riding the mechanical bronco is fake. Obama must've sent Bobert another $10 check to start spreading it around. (Bobert comes real cheap.) Either that or maybe Lyndon LaRouche is responsible for making it up. He's scared of Chongo too and he keeps coming up with the wildest stories to discredit him. ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Chongz Suffers Serious Injury... From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 27 Apr 13 - 02:32 AM Ook! Ook! What a laugh! Okay, here's the real truth: Bobertz is engagin' in projection, due to his own mentally disturbed self gettin' into a little problem. See, Bobertz was tryin' to impress some of his redneck buddies over at the mall. More than that, he was tryin' to impress some local women who were there too. So he climbed on board of the mechanical horse, see? And he turned the controls up to the "rodeo roughrider" setting. That was a dumb thing to do. But he mighta still gotten away with it, only there was an electrical storm at the time, see? And it caused a big surge to hit the power lines and insteada knockin' out the power, it juiced up that mechanical bronco to 5 times normal output! The damn thing reared up and threw Bobertz so hard that he went right through the plate glass walls on the running shoe store acrost the aisle. He was buried under a mountain of Adidas. They hadda rush him straight to emergency when they dug him out, cos he was babblin' and makin' no sense (which is completely normal for Bobertz, but the medics didn't know that, and they was takin' no chances). He's been walkin' kinda funny since he got outta the hospital. Seems like that sudden jolt from the bronco affected his family jewels in a pretty bad way...and here's the sad part. Bobertz can't have kids no more. Nope. Them days are over. Come to think of it, though, is that really sad? Do we want more little Bobertzes runnin' around in future decades and spreadin' delusionary tales about respectable public figures like me? I don't think so! So maybe we should all be glad this little accident happened. Meantime, I am gonna buy Bobertz a set of these to hang on the back of his pickup truck, so he can at least feel like a stud, even if he ain't a real one no longer. - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Chongz Suffers Serious Injury... From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 27 Apr 13 - 02:39 AM Here's a nice photo that shows 'em off right: Picture these on Bobertz' pickup truck! They come in all colors, includin' metallic. The ones in the picture are the "ivory" version. - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Chongz Suffers Serious Injury... From: Rapparee Date: 27 Apr 13 - 08:26 AM 'S okay, Chonga. We know that you have to have the same thing, only positioned correctly so you don't embarrass yourself in the little boy's room or in the shower after a round of golf. I guess you've fixed that little problem with velcro tabs that holds the set on -- it mus have been humiliating when they fell off during that tennis match and hit the ground after sliding down your leg and out of your shorts. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Chongz Suffers Serious Injury... From: Jack the Sailor Date: 27 Apr 13 - 08:58 AM If you ever have Chongo tailing you just sprinkle some pepper on a hard flat surface. He always bends to smell it. he always knocks himself out cold when he sneezes. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Chongz Suffers Serious Injury... From: Pete Jennings Date: 27 Apr 13 - 09:31 AM Actually Chongo suffered serious brain damage when he came off that bronco. Not that you'd notice... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Chongz Suffers Serious Injury... From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 27 Apr 13 - 10:18 AM Yadda, yadda, yadda... I love sittin' back with a cold drink and a good cigar and watchin' Obama's paid shills spinnin' their silly gossip tales about me. Makes my day knowin' how all that money is bein' wasted in such a futile effort to damage my popularity. Obama, Bobertz, Rapparazee, and Lyndon La Rouche. They're all obsessed with me. That's why they just can't leave me alone. Like moths they are drawn to the greater light that I am, but they fail completely to grasp it. - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Chongz Suffers Serious Injury... From: GUEST,Eliza Date: 27 Apr 13 - 01:35 PM LOL! If I bought that cat clock it would drive my cats into a frenzy. They's be weeing on everything in sight to mark their territory good and proper. Actually, the cat at ten o'clock looks just like my Siamese 'Murphy'. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Chongz Suffers Serious Injury... From: gnu Date: 27 Apr 13 - 02:01 PM "I love sittin' back with a cold drink..." First really sensible thing you've said. I kept my liquor in the freezer too, back in the days I drank hard stuff. Especially Old Sam rum that was a favourite of a group of Newfs I used to hang out with in Labrador. It shoulda been called Old Sam's Blackstrap Rum. From the freezer, it oooozed out of the bo'le. Best rum fer yer Snarples on accounta it SANK into the orange juice and kinda mixed with the maraschino cherry and syrup. Bobert... LOVE the Kmart part! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Chongz Suffers Serious Injury... From: GUEST,leeneia Date: 27 Apr 13 - 02:46 PM That Guest above was me, I mean I. I had to find out who Lyndon La Rouche was. (He must of flourished during the period when I blew up the TV and threw away the paper.) "Lyndon Hermyle LaRouche, Jr. (born September 8, 1922), also known as Lyn Marcus, is a controversial American political activist and founder of the LaRouche movement. He has written on economic, scientific, and political topics, as well as on history, philosophy, and psychoanalysis." I guess he comes into this discussion because he wrote on psychoanalysis. Right, Chongo? I'm beginning to think that analyzing psychos is a waste of time. Give them medicine maybe, firmness maybe, kindness maybe, food maybe, but not analysis. Like here - Bobert says Chongo fell off the bronc. Chongo says Bobert fell off the bronc. When you try to pin them down and get the facts, they start talking about plastic testicles. It's very disheartening. Don't mind me. I'm stressed out because I have to change the strings on my guitar today. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Chongz Suffers Serious Injury... From: John MacKenzie Date: 27 Apr 13 - 02:55 PM Oh dear oh dear, oh dear, a cat clock. I'll be having nightmares now. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Chongz Suffers Serious Injury... From: Jack the Sailor Date: 27 Apr 13 - 03:31 PM My mom has the 6 o'clock cat. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Chongz Suffers Serious Injury... From: John MacKenzie Date: 27 Apr 13 - 03:54 PM No DON'T, please, just don't! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Chongz Suffers Serious Injury... From: Amos Date: 27 Apr 13 - 04:01 PM Chongo's brain damage was inflicted long before he saw his first bronco in a Walmart parking lot. His little sister, Chinga, caught him stealing money from their mother's purse and brained him with an ashtray for his evil ways. It didn't help. Chongo high-tailed it to Chicago on a boxcar one night abandoning both sister and mother to a penniless existence of struggle and grief, which forced Chinga to found her now world-famous chain of low-rent brothels. She's rolling in dough now as a successful madame while he is still gasbagging and posturing pretending to be a detective (did I spell that right?) and mooching cigars from his betters. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Chongz Suffers Serious Injury... From: Jack the Sailor Date: 27 Apr 13 - 04:28 PM detective (did I spell that right?) Almost d e f e c t i v e! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Chongz Suffers Serious Injury... From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 27 Apr 13 - 10:11 PM I brought up Lyndon La Rouche for just one reason, leeneia...because Bobertz is obsessed with him. La Rouche haunts Bobertz' anxiety closet, and when you disagree with Bobertz about political stuff long enough he always eventually hauls out Lyndon La Rouche and says that you must be one of Lyndon's fans, kind of like haulin' out Hitler or Charles Manson, only a bit more obscure a reference to most people. ;-) It's usually a totally irrelevant comment, but he does it anyway, hopin' to establish an imagined guilt by association between you and La Rouche when there's actually no association there in the first place. I just thought I'd do the little satirical thing there by pointing out that both Bobertz AND Lyndon La Rouche are obsessed with attackin' me, thereby implyin' guilt by association back on Bobertz and seeing if he can take the political bullshit as well as he can dish it out. - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Chongz Suffers Serious Injury... From: Rapparee Date: 27 Apr 13 - 11:49 PM Chonga seems to be obsessed with Bobert. Perhaps Bobert had better watch his back side. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Chongz Suffers Serious Injury... From: Amos Date: 28 Apr 13 - 01:34 AM Chongo is mor einterested in attracting Bobert to HIS backside than the other way 'round. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Chongz Suffers Serious Injury... From: GUEST,Eliza Date: 28 Apr 13 - 03:53 AM A Maine Coon, Jack? They're huge aren't they? Getting very popular here, as they're calm and gentle. I've just enlarged the photo and my Cat 'Murphy' is at 2 o'clock, not 10 o'clock. I've seen a similar clock here in a garden centre, but it has wild birds instead of cats, and you get the call of each bird on its hour. That would drive my cats mad too, into a hunting frenzy! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Chongz Suffers Serious Injury... From: John MacKenzie Date: 28 Apr 13 - 04:44 AM Hunting frenzy? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Chongz Suffers Serious Injury... From: GUEST,Eliza Date: 28 Apr 13 - 06:35 AM Most interesting John, thank you. It would seem that in spite of the depradations of cats hunting birds, the bird population hasn't declined because of it, as they mostly take weak/old birds. Nice to know! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Chongz Suffers Serious Injury... From: John MacKenzie Date: 28 Apr 13 - 07:16 AM Totally wrong conclusion. "The UK's wild bird population fell by 1.9% in 2011, with total numbers down by 13.7% since 1977. There has been significant variation between species and habitat groups, with specialist species seeing marked declines" I don't blame it all on cats of course, but they do kill far too many, and not all of them sick, ill, or old. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Chongz Suffers Serious Injury... From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 28 Apr 13 - 08:23 AM Damn the evidence! Just go with your customary opinion, regardless. That's what I always do...and it's the same way with everyone I know. If the evidence appears to contradict or invalidate your usual opinion about something, there is only one simple conclusion to immediately draw, and with no hesitation: The evidence MUST be wrong! ;-D Ook! Ook! - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Chongz Suffers Serious Injury... From: Jack the Sailor Date: 28 Apr 13 - 08:56 AM I have not met the cat Eliza |
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Subject: RE: BS: Chongz Suffers Serious Injury... From: Bobert Date: 28 Apr 13 - 09:04 AM Just as I expected... Chongz not only denies the facts surrounding his accident but is back to his OCD with me and his uncle, Lyndon LaRouche... Normal... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Chongz Suffers Serious Injury... From: Rapparee Date: 28 Apr 13 - 10:02 AM Amos is right Bobert. You want me to find you a reverse chastity belt? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Chongz Suffers Serious Injury... From: Bobert Date: 28 Apr 13 - 12:53 PM Not to fear, Rap... No way that Chongz is gonna sneak up on anyone... I mean, unless he has sworn off stink you can smell him comin' long before you see him... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Chongz Suffers Serious Injury... From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 28 Apr 13 - 01:03 PM Bobertz, LaRouche loves you! And ya know why? Cos you keep bringin' his name up all the time on political threads and makin' sure he gets more attention from people, that's why. Hell, LH would probably never even have heard of Lyndon LaRouche if you didn't talk about him frequently. Same goes for a lotta other people here. They look up his videos just to find out what the hell yer talkin' about. I'm surprised that he doesn't send you a monthly stipend for all the free publicity you been givin' him. - Chongo |
