BS: Found a girl for ya, Bobertz

Subject: BS: Found a girl for ya, Bobertz
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 22 May 13 - 03:53 PM

Here she is!

So, whaddya think? Pretty lively, ain't she? Okay, she appears to have lost the armwrestlin' match at the end, but I ain't seen a Chimp or a Gorilla who can out-scream or out-fang this chick! Scary or what? Man, if I had a hundred like her, I would storm the White House and Congress and bring the whole system crashin' down in ruins.

I don't know what her name is, so let's call her "Rambette". That seems to fit.

Now, I am thinkin' she might be just the girl for you, Bobertz. Keep you on your toes, right?

We can talk about it when I see you at the Pool Party.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Found a girl for ya, Bobertz
From: Bob the Postman
Date: 22 May 13 - 04:29 PM

Chongo, by hillbilly standards that gal is a wuss. You gotta get Bobert to take you to a Sawanee Mountain Catfight .

Subject: RE: BS: Found a girl for ya, Bobertz
From: Bobert
Date: 22 May 13 - 05:26 PM

Hey, I know that ol' gal, Chongz... We kinda related??? Her name is Cody and she's kin to my Couzin Rufus's wife Retha Mae... Yeah, she's a real screamer... I mean, Olympic quality screamin'...

Last I heard she had married this ol' boy from up Wheeling, Wes Ginny and he told Couzin Rufus that he'd her scream like that once... Couz asked him what had occured to make her go off and this ol' boy said she did it one time while he was having sex... Couz said, "Son, you must be one hell of a man"... This ol' boy weren't all the bright 'cause he said, "No, no, Rufus... You got it wrong... She screamed like that when I called her and told her who I was having sex with..."

Like I said, the boy weren't all the bright...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Found a girl for ya, Bobertz
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 22 May 13 - 06:56 PM

I been watchin' humans for years, Bobertz, and I noticed somethin'. Bein' really stupid is no handicap for a man if he wants to attract women.......but.....if he's with a woman for very long then bein' stupid starts gettin' him in all kinds of trouble on a pretty regular basis! She starts askin' herself, "Why am I with this moron, anyway?", and he can't come up with a single good answer. You gotta be smart to know how to be stupid and make it work to yer advantage in the long haul.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Found a girl for ya, Bobertz
From: Bobert
Date: 22 May 13 - 07:31 PM

Well, yeah... I thought we males all knew that stuff 'cause of our DNA...

I tell the P-Vine when she gets on me about me being stupid, "Hey, if you don't like it then maybe you should have been born gay..." (BTW, that is really a purdy stupid answer...)

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Found a girl for ya, Bobertz
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 22 May 13 - 07:46 PM

Some are born betwixt and between.

Subject: RE: BS: Found a girl for ya, Bobertz
From: kendall
Date: 23 May 13 - 03:38 PM

Back when I was single, one Christmas I asked Santa for a "Screamer", but all I got was a "Sweater"

Subject: RE: BS: Found a girl for ya, Bobertz
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 May 13 - 11:37 AM

I think the blonde girl was cheating at the end by using her whole body rather than just her arm. Or they might've both been cheating in that same fashion. Anyway, I think a disqualification was in order.

There's clearly a great rivalry between Georgia and the Ukraine.

Subject: RE: BS: Found a girl for ya, Bobertz
From: gnu
Date: 24 May 13 - 03:01 PM

Here is how a "real MAN" arm wrestles.

Subject: RE: BS: Found a girl for ya, Bobertz
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 24 May 13 - 04:01 PM

That ain't arm wrestling chongo, heck that is her version of Sex

Subject: RE: BS: Found a girl for ya, Bobertz
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 24 May 13 - 11:53 PM

Hmmm. Maybe. Like I said, pretty scary. If that's a mating call, though, it's a good one, cos it could be heard a long ways off.

- Chongo