BS: Hey Spaw Don't fart in the sauna

Subject: BS: Hey Spaw Don't fart in the sauna
From: olddude
Date: 28 Feb 14 - 02:32 PM

Sooooo months and months of freezing cold weather eating cheese cake and potato chips you decide that a waist is a terrible thing to mind. Soooo off to the gym. Ya do your treadmill, lift some light weights and maybe even a little kata. Afterwords, you see the sauna that looks very inviting. While you sit there toasting your buns on the bench you get up ... Suddenly without warning it happens, The biggest loudest air biscuit ever ...

Well, it makes people angry, it really does!!

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Spaw Don't fart in the sauna
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 28 Feb 14 - 02:40 PM

Lay off the cheesecake!

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Spaw Don't fart in the sauna
From: Mrrzy
Date: 28 Feb 14 - 05:14 PM

You stood up, didn't you? That should be warning enough at our age...

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Spaw Don't fart in the sauna
From: GUEST, topsie
Date: 28 Feb 14 - 05:49 PM

I thought it was jerusalem artichokes you had to avoid. You mean I have to avoid cheesecake as well?

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Spaw Don't fart in the sauna
From: JennieG
Date: 28 Feb 14 - 07:07 PM

Probably best to avoid lime jello......

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Spaw Don't fart in the sauna
From: Janie
Date: 01 Mar 14 - 12:09 AM

I knew there was some reason I prefer steam rooms to saunas, and hot tubs to steam rooms. Just didn't understand why others prefer that I prefer....

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Spaw Don't fart in the sauna
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 01 Mar 14 - 12:38 AM

Well, if you did it in a hot tub, they might thank you for turning it into a Jacuzzi....maybe even someone starts biting the bubbles!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Spaw Don't fart in the sauna
From: Bert
Date: 01 Mar 14 - 01:35 AM

Does anyone notice a remarkable similarity between Spaw and Shrek?

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Spaw Don't fart in the sauna
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 01 Mar 14 - 06:57 AM

Only the "S".

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Spaw Don't fart in the sauna
From: gnu
Date: 01 Mar 14 - 07:24 AM

"air biscuit". Never heard that one before. Hahahaaa...

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Spaw Don't fart in the sauna
From: catspaw49
Date: 01 Mar 14 - 08:49 AM

Never heard air biscuit? You've led a sheltered life gnu my friend......

And Dan.....You say they were angry? You should have given them a sneer and said, "Y'all oughta' be damned glad it wasn't a shart!"


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Spaw Don't fart in the sauna
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 01 Mar 14 - 11:44 AM

Spaw: "You should have given them a sneer and said, "Y'all oughta' be damned glad it wasn't a shart!"

When my Dad did one of those, you'd hear him say, "Oh oh, I gambled and lost."

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Spaw Don't fart in the sauna
From: Bert
Date: 01 Mar 14 - 01:40 PM

Happiness is a dry fart, as we used to say in The Middle East.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Spaw Don't fart in the sauna
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 01 Mar 14 - 02:46 PM

I should have looked at the guy next to me and say "that was awful you pig" didn't think fast enough

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Spaw Don't fart in the sauna
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 01 Mar 14 - 03:04 PM

That's called a Billy Wind in Norfolk.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Spaw Don't fart in the sauna
From: Joe Offer
Date: 01 Mar 14 - 03:57 PM

Is there a song in there?

Hey, Spaw, don't fart in the sauna,
Consider the rest of us here;
When to fart in the spa's what you wanna,
A fart-fighting gnome will appear.
He'll warn you that farts are explosive,
And if in the sauna you fart,
You'll learn that they're also corrosive,
So to fart in the spa isn't smart.

Guess I'd better keep my day job....

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Spaw Don't fart in the sauna
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 01 Mar 14 - 04:16 PM

Joe,
Too bad Zappa is gone....I guess you'll have to do it as rap.....after all, rap is 3/4 crap.

Best of Lick, though....

GfS