BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Big Mick
Date: 12 Apr 14 - 11:22 PM

Steve, pull yer knickers up, lad. Yer envy is showing. I think this one has run its course. Goodnight, Gracie.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 12 Apr 14 - 08:24 PM

Comprehend this.

You are free to be anything you want EXCEPT unkind, impolite, argumentative or snooty.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 12 Apr 14 - 07:24 PM

Understanding plain English, as you've demonstrated here on many an occasion (as, once again, you've done here), is not your "strong suit" either. You would do well to glean the not-too-subtle difference between "comprehensive" and "comprehension" before posting and making a complete idiot of yourself. You really don't need me to do that, do you, Wackers?

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 12 Apr 14 - 04:37 PM

I am afraid that comprehension is not your strong suit.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 12 Apr 14 - 04:35 PM

Is Steve Shaw the stupidest least self aware person EVER to post on the Internet? You can take any insult he delivers, insert his name and its perfectly valid. Does he have ANY idea that he constantly describes himself?

Cor, Wacko, that would need a massively comprehensive scientific survey. I'd be happy to contribute. Do apprise me of the starting date. :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 12 Apr 14 - 04:29 PM

Serious question. Is Steve Shaw the stupidest least self aware person EVER to post on the Internet? You can take any insult he delivers, insert his name and its perfectly valid. Does he have ANY idea that he constantly describes himself?

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 12 Apr 14 - 04:27 PM

What is that joke with the astonishingly (and agonizingly) long pun set-up that ends with "if the foo shits..."?

I figure people are volunteering themselves for membership by posting obstreperously prickish things in this thread.

The most obstreperous thing about this whole thread, darling, emanated from the silly sod who started it. Let me remind you that the whole point of the thread was to brand a certain type of, er, anti-establishment poster as "pricks". A really fine thing to do, coming from moderators who are, presumably, supposed to be maintaining standards. Do cast out the mote.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 12 Apr 14 - 04:22 PM

Hey Steve, put down the pipe and put on your thinking cap, this requires reading for comprehension, son. I never stalked you. I didn't invite you to this thread.. I didn't ask you to post in the manner you did. To date, by design, I haven't yet mentioned you or anyone by name as BBOP's. But I did say they have self ID'ed themselves. If the shoe fit, you must have put it on.

And by the way, you post nasty, belittling shit in an arrogant manner, then you whine about being stalked. No one is stalking you, they are responding to your obnoxious attitude. My guess is you lose friends in the 3D world due to that attitude. Buck up lad, put your big boy pants on and quit whining. Either that or spend some time in reflection on why you are received poorly by decent folks trying to engage in constructive discourse.

Stalk away. If you were really interested in this forum's health, which you are not, casual thread-dipper that you clearly are, you would know that I don't give a monkey's flying fart about stalkers like you and SRS. I reiterate, pal, you have far more nasty targets than me on this board. Do some work for a change, you lazy git, read the threads instead of the headlines, and get to grips with the real bastards here.

You're basically just a shallow, big wet fart, Mick. Sorry to hear of your indisposition, truly I am. Don't let it go to your head.

Hang on though...oh, dear... :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Big Mick
Date: 12 Apr 14 - 01:29 PM

Jeri, got it in one, my friend.

Murdoch, you ornery sonofagun, great to hear from you! When you going to invite me to come to a festival and play some music wit yer legendary behind?

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Jeri
Date: 12 Apr 14 - 11:42 AM

What is that joke with the astonishingly (and agonizingly) long pun set-up that ends with "if the foo shits..."?

I figure people are volunteering themselves for membership by posting obstreperously prickish things in this thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: frogprince
Date: 12 Apr 14 - 11:41 AM

And Guest/BM: take care of yerself. It's good to see you at least popping in.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Apr 14 - 10:44 AM

Mick, ya old fart. I trust you're doing well. Hope the illnesses--a condition that seems to stalk more than a few of us--move away from you and find a new home in some thoroughly detestable anti-union people. BM

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Big Mick
Date: 12 Apr 14 - 10:39 AM

Hey Steve, put down the pipe and put on your thinking cap, this requires reading for comprehension, son. I never stalked you. I didn't invite you to this thread.. I didn't ask you to post in the manner you did. To date, by design, I haven't yet mentioned you or anyone by name as BBOP's. But I did say they have self ID'ed themselves. If the shoe fit, you must have put it on.

And by the way, you post nasty, belittling shit in an arrogant manner, then you whine about being stalked. No one is stalking you, they are responding to your obnoxious attitude. My guess is you lose friends in the 3D world due to that attitude. Buck up lad, put your big boy pants on and quit whining. Either that or spend some time in reflection on why you are received poorly by decent folks trying to engage in constructive discourse.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 12 Apr 14 - 09:37 AM

Have a nice day yerself, tosspot.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: bobad
Date: 12 Apr 14 - 09:16 AM

admiral s/b admirable

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: bobad
Date: 12 Apr 14 - 09:11 AM

"...he appears to be singling me out rather too much recently"

You have done an admiral job singling yourself out, no need to give the credit to Mick.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 12 Apr 14 - 09:02 AM

Well I don't read everything here. Hands up those who do. However.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 12 Apr 14 - 08:37 AM

there was a thread about him not being well.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 12 Apr 14 - 06:22 AM

I didn't know he's not been well (how would I?), but, frankly, he appears to be singling me out rather too much recently. First SRS, then him. If anyone thinks I'm the worst poster on here, I feel sorry for 'em in view of some of the prejudiced and ignorant garbage we get. All I really tend to do, most of the time, is bite back. Diplomacy is not my middle name and I intend to keep it that way. In deference to what you say, I'll lay off. I expect the same in return.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 12 Apr 14 - 04:48 AM

steve - don't be nasty to mick. he has not been well, and he can do without the stress of being abused on a site where he many friends -and quite rightly looks to us for support.

if he thinks some of us are black belt ,third dan pricks - he's probably right.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 12 Apr 14 - 02:28 AM

But Bridge.... If I stay off capitalism, I would have to revert to a champagne of a lesser vintage. The stuff we quaff is far too good for proles.

Are you still interested in those BSkyB shares? They will cost you about 23% more than when I first thought of getting rid mind.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 11 Apr 14 - 08:24 PM

I believe Vic is a British fella, Musket. I didn't take his post to be stereotyping, but rather generalization. His point mirrored my feelings on the British folkies I have met. Overwhelmingly friendly and welcoming with a small core of OP's, and a few BBOP's. Very similar to the US scene. But unfortunately they seem to hang around here and are just nasty. For what it's worth, and this is a sincere remark, I don't find you to be in that group. I don't always agree with your take on things, but it is always well thought out and often very witty. But the arrogant, self important prigs who attack just to prove to themselves how important and wise they are, well, I just tire of them.

If you tire of them, mickeyboy, just don't post about them. To do otherwise is just madness. Frankly, dear fellow, you are a bit of a Johnny-come-lately in these threads (in spite of your avowed longevity on the forum - big deal), always demonstrating that you have just dipped in a minute ago and are absolutely not up to speed on anything being discussed. Now here you have a forum full of racists, homophobes, bigots, creationist tosspots, revisionists and utter wankers (Jack shall remain nameless). I suggest you turn your attention to them instead of stalking me, if you are really serious about improving this forum (which you are not). As if I bloody care, you tosser.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 11 Apr 14 - 06:25 PM

Mither - just stay off capitalism and you may yet prove human. You however need a larger dose of egalitarianism.

Damn. I now need to read GSS's thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Apr 14 - 09:42 AM

The thread was started on April 1, 2014 at 10:44 in the morning.

Does anyone still use a glass slide for guitar?

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Musket
Date: 11 Apr 14 - 08:15 AM

I must admit, it is a bit rich when someone comes out with lies andoutrageous statements about people, but you are "proving how important you are" by challenging opinions that have no place in decent society.

I must come over as in that group to some though, although I am not apologising for it. Some people bring the worst out in me. I'd much rather have a lsugh, but how can you have a laugh and joke with people you would turn your back on in the real world?

That's why I told Keith A Hole of Hertford I was fucking important. That he took me at face value was wonderful......

Incidentally, yes. The UK folk scene is a broad church. Although leaving home at night to drink beer and enjoy yourself is a good start to any personality.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 11 Apr 14 - 08:02 AM

Sorry - wrong terminology above. "this post was ill advised" should be "this thread was ill advised"

D.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 11 Apr 14 - 08:00 AM

I think it is pretty much like I said further up, in answer to Noreen I think, about a very small minority.

Just look at the number of posts on here and the number you would consider obstreperous. The number must be tiny, as must be the number of posters you deem to be "arrogant, self important prigs who attack just to prove to themselves how important and wise they are".

Storm in a tea cup. It is no worse now than it ever has been and I still think this post was ill advised and, quite possibly, trolling.

Cheers

DtG

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Big Mick
Date: 11 Apr 14 - 07:53 AM

I believe Vic is a British fella, Musket. I didn't take his post to be stereotyping, but rather generalization. His point mirrored my feelings on the British folkies I have met. Overwhelmingly friendly and welcoming with a small core of OP's, and a few BBOP's. Very similar to the US scene. But unfortunately they seem to hang around here and are just nasty. For what it's worth, and this is a sincere remark, I don't find you to be in that group. I don't always agree with your take on things, but it is always well thought out and often very witty. But the arrogant, self important prigs who attack just to prove to themselves how important and wise they are, well, I just tire of them.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 11 Apr 14 - 02:16 AM

Describes ?

Vic Smith has never been to my local club.

Or the one I was at the other night.

Or very unlikely the one I was at one winter's night in 1980.

You get my drift.

If we are to stereotype, The Simpsons would only be the start. The police sergeant in the Roger Moore James Bond films? Easy.

Wait till you see me stereotype......

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Big Mick
Date: 10 Apr 14 - 05:47 PM

Steve, you are so desperate it is comical. Please keep posting, as you are making my case. By the way, the opening post indicated I would not name folks publicly. Learn to read for comprehension, padawan learner.

As I said, I knew the BBOP's would fly into the flame. You might want to go read A post in the Dick Miles thread. I think it was by Vic Smith. He describes the Brit folk scene, and it's members that are still here pretty well.

Rant on, young fella, rant on.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: olddude
Date: 10 Apr 14 - 03:51 PM

I have several black belts and still hate green jello gosh mick that's mean jello

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Apr 14 - 01:29 PM

The slurry with a whinge on the top? Yup.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 10 Apr 14 - 07:40 AM

Al, you go from the observational to the frankly disturbing. That is not an image to have in your head whilst trying to go to sleep.....

Sensual. Does it mean the same in Dorset as it used to when I used Weymouth as a stamping ground?

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 10 Apr 14 - 06:45 AM

hair around the lips....you know I have never thought of Richard in that way!

so poetic and sensual!

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 10 Apr 14 - 03:12 AM

Aye Bridge. You do have to be careful when you notice hair around your lips from a vibratory aspect. You don't want to be knocking your fillings out eh?

Mind you, respect where due. For someone with actual hair around your lips you haven't been talking like one recently. That armchair getting too comfortable? :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: bobad
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 07:35 PM

Like I said.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 06:59 PM

Which was a reference to BooBooBear, not Richard.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 06:58 PM

Well timed, yet, as ever, vacuous. Takes a guy like you to recognise it, Wacko.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 04:41 PM

Indeed Bobad in deed.

Bridge, grudging admiration sent your way. That was funny and well timed.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: bobad
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 04:06 PM

By their obstreperousness they shall be known.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 03:13 PM

Mission accomplished, time to move on.

Hahaha, nowt like the embarrassed thread starter wot wishes he hadn't bothered. Tough shit, Mickeyboy. Pandora's box opened. Genie out of lamp. As you sow so shall you reap. That's BS threads for you. You've even spawned a secondary thread! Don't you ever follow Wacko's misfortunes? :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 03:05 PM

Mary in the kitchen punching duff
The cheeks of her arse went chuff chuff chuff.

Owd Mother Riley had a fat pig
The cheeks of its arse went jig-a-jig-jig.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 03:04 PM

Some men prefer slim legs. Some prefer more well-filled-out ones. Personally I prefer something in between. With reference to Mither's speciality in vibrations.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 02:51 PM

Yeah, I hear the American cuts had the additional stage direction

And then she fainted


We miss him terribly. Fred Scuttle inspired my approach to total quality management.

Not to mention my healthy fascination with breasts.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: gnu
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 02:40 PM

"We recognize that true refinement in wit cannot be truly appreciated by people in a land inhabited by Benny Hill."

Obvious to me that acceptance of the inane, mundane and insane is acceptance and appreciation of all forms of wit and humourous offerings. Ya can't beat Brit wit, no matter it's form.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 01:34 PM

Instruction to use a dictionary with regard to the punchline, on this side of the Atlantic is quite logically taken as an indication the that punchline was not "got." We do make allowance for people whose provincial and narrowly focused culture have prevented them from appreciating finely crafted artisanal humor. We recognize that true refinement in wit cannot be truly appreciated by people in a land inhabited by Benny Hill.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 12:56 PM

I am doing. But I notice that on the wrong side of the pond, they enjoy a superfluous comment after the punch line.

Glad to be of service.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 12:43 PM

If I were you Musket, I would give me credit for making a joke.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 11:56 AM

Jack.

You are a member.

If I were you, I'd look up (using a real dictionary, not that Webster nonsense) the many uses of the word "member" before leaving yourself wide open.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 11:07 AM

I will not belong to any club which will not call me a member.