BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 10:30 AM

No names were mentioned so the BBOP's would self identify. Mission accomplished, time to move on.

Mick, don't try BSing those who have BSd millions. :-)

Did you know I started an alternative club? With that type of comment I would extend you an invitation but you do talk sense occasionally, which I'm afraid excludes you. Keep it up though and I will see what I can do.

:D tG

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Bill D
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 09:26 AM

Most of MY spirits come from Campbelltown or Orkney.
re:peat... Most of MY spirits come from Campbelltown or Orkney

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Big Mick
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 09:25 AM

No names were mentioned so the BBOP's would self identify. Mission accomplished, time to move on.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 09:00 AM

sort of moved laterally...from a prick club.....

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 07:47 AM

Mary in the kitchen punching duff
The cheeks of her arse went chuff chuff chuff.

Well, what do you know? You are right Dave.





Sorry. Has the thread moved on?

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Janie
Date: 08 Apr 14 - 10:39 PM

Cligues are part and parcel of human nature. Paradoxically can be social forces for destruction or construction of community.

But what the hell do I know. I'm just a cunt.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 08 Apr 14 - 09:07 PM

Lady policemen LOL!

That was no lady...

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: gnu
Date: 08 Apr 14 - 08:54 PM

300+ posts? That's a big load a pricks. Perhaps I should stiffen my upper and read up... on the morrow maybe.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 08 Apr 14 - 02:21 PM

We have policemen (provide beatings in cells and fitting up of Irishmen) and policewomen (strippergrams mainly, in my experience.)

In Bude we have policemen and lady policemen.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 08 Apr 14 - 01:43 PM

I'm chuffed you said that :-)

Eeeee. That one little word can mean so much.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Musket
Date: 08 Apr 14 - 12:29 PM

Chuff off

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 08 Apr 14 - 12:02 PM

Shouldn't that be wheat from the chuff?

:D tG

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 08 Apr 14 - 11:38 AM

good with cunts....wheat from chaff.....

a cereal adulterer!

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Musket
Date: 08 Apr 14 - 10:05 AM

I blame my iPad, what's your excuse? (You are going to have to brush up your grammar if I am to sit next to you at book signings as the inspiration for the well hung hero.)

What's a policeperson? We have policemen (provide beatings in cells and fitting up of Irishmen) and policewomen (strippergrams mainly, in my experience.)



Officer...




If I had an American accent (Clapton forbid) I might have success with text to speech. They aren't very good at Derbysheer.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 08 Apr 14 - 09:40 AM

Vibration... hmmm....the iPhone vibrates. Does the iPad? I'd advise you to try "text to speech", but I would not advise you to say allowed what you say on this forum within earshot of a policeperson or a mental health authority of any kind.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Musket
Date: 08 Apr 14 - 06:59 AM

Come...   Not cone you useless lump of Chinese junk with "Designed in California" on the box. I happen to know it was a Scottish bugger who designed you and you are lucky you aren't covered in batter and served with better chips than the ones that control your auto correct function.

WHICH by the way I keep turning off and you keep turning back on again. How do you do that?

Sorry. As I said before, iPad for sale.

Gosh Jack. I never made the Amazonian mental leap! True what they say about irony and the barrier of the pond....

Yes Bridge. This capitalist lackey made his pile flogging vibrators. Hence I'm so good at dealing with cunts. Or more accurately, separating wheat from chaff.....

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 08 Apr 14 - 01:47 AM

Musket wants to be a millionaire.

Bridge wants to rule the world.





I paused at this point. Buggered if I knew how to cone up with a moral to that one.....

I'll let you into a secret Bridge. It's all perspective. I have been " accused" of being a socialist on these pages before. I'm as comfortable with that as I am dirty rotten stinking capitalist.

Any chance of meeting me half way and making sure I am a champagne socialist?

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 07 Apr 14 - 10:59 PM

Vibration. Snigger.
When I rule the world, I'll make Mither a socialist.
How apt his specialism is.

Speaking of pricks and discrimination, I've only just discovered TERF feminism. Fuck a duck.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 07 Apr 14 - 06:52 PM

You think the name "Kindle" is coincidence? Why do you think its called Kindle Fire?

The NRA signature American models have a built in propane torch.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 07 Apr 14 - 06:49 PM

300!

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 07 Apr 14 - 04:22 PM

There's usually light at the end of that particular tunnel. Everyone I know who has had it seen to reckons it was sorted.

I thought I had it myself but turned out to be vibration white finger. As an ex miner who then went on to design and sell vibration equipment, not surprised.

Dunno about kindling. The pulper may not be needed. Kindle and all that.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 07 Apr 14 - 03:26 PM

I'll buy a pulping mill for Jack to go with his book.

I'm afraid all the unsold unwritten copies will end up a kindling for Internet flames.

It about all I am capable of today with this durned carpal thingie.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 07 Apr 14 - 01:19 PM

When Musket becomes a millionaire he promises to buy a cheap guitar from Argos and hand it over to whassisname at Dave Mann music in Nottingham and say money no object , I want it to sound like a Fylde.

In the meantime, the black beauty gets taken out all the time.

I'll buy Al a new guitar and Bridge a new armchair. Backwoodsman gets bugger allypoos for keeping quiet. I'll buy a pulping mill for Jack to go with his book.

The snag being I have to become a millionaire first. What with gravy bones for the dog and French horn polish for Mrs Musket, not to mention my beer fund, I'll never become a millionaire at this rate. If they're not careful, I'll stop being a dirty rotten stinking capitalist. I reckon the only ex miner to become a millionaire was Scargill.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 07 Apr 14 - 10:57 AM

From: GUEST,Musket - PM
Date: 07 Apr 14 - 01:13 AM

Or typing bollocks makes you a philosopher.

You must be the whole fracking philosophy department.

Musket and his mates.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Backwoodsman
Date: 07 Apr 14 - 10:22 AM

Never been away Al. I lurk. I laugh. I move on.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 07 Apr 14 - 10:02 AM

good to have you back on the staff johnny. we were just deciding which guitar millionaire musket ought to buy us before we let him play with us....

as you've already got a lowden or two, I think maybe you ought to go for a classic Gibson.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Backwoodsman
Date: 07 Apr 14 - 08:23 AM

Bugger Lowden. Blew my piggy bank on a Gretsch a few weeks ago.

I'll keep my Lowden, but I noticed Strings Direct have an orange Gretsch Eddie Cochran Signature on their website - if I was still in the R&R band, I'd have that little beauty!

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 07 Apr 14 - 01:13 AM

Or typing bollocks makes you a philosopher.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 06 Apr 14 - 09:44 PM

"Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car."
― Garrison Keillor

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 06 Apr 14 - 06:46 PM

Most of my whisky comes from Skye. Or Islay.

If Isla St Clair married Barry White, divorced him, then married Bryan Ferry, would she be Isla White-Ferry?

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 06 Apr 14 - 05:39 PM

Ya got somethin' against Islay, then?

Yea. I'd rather my whisky did not taste like a cough cure.

DtG

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Greg F.
Date: 06 Apr 14 - 05:14 PM

Ya got somethin' against Islay, then?

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 06 Apr 14 - 05:05 PM

Most of my spirits come from Speyside.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Greg F.
Date: 06 Apr 14 - 05:02 PM

Spiritual fulfillment doesn't have to mean belief in a religion or disbelief in science.

Doesn't HAVE to, but for a significant percentage of the population it obviously DOES.

All hail wilfull ignorance.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Ed T
Date: 06 Apr 14 - 04:52 PM

"Spiritual fulfillment doesn't have to mean belief in a religion or disbelief in science. ... Whether one believes in an unseen, all-knowing force, or the wonder of science and the universe, or simply the beauty of the human spirit, nearly every one of feels an inner longing to feel part of something bigger than ourselves." 
― Cesar Millan

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 06 Apr 14 - 04:48 PM

Rather unchristian of you, Brendan!

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 06 Apr 14 - 04:48 PM

Bugger Lowden. Blew my piggy bank on a Gretsch a few weeks ago.

Still automatically pick up the Rainsong when leaving the house though.

Anyway, you both live down south. I'm just a poor Northerner.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: BrendanB
Date: 06 Apr 14 - 04:47 PM

I haven't. You have'.

Pillock.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 06 Apr 14 - 04:34 PM

I haven't. You have.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: BrendanB
Date: 06 Apr 14 - 04:32 PM

'Really, so how come I know your a Christian?'

Because I have no desire to hide anything. But the fact that I explain my belief to illustrate a point does not make it the thing that defines me. You still have not explained why you sought to make it an issue.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 06 Apr 14 - 04:24 PM

Your views are not controversial. They are demeaning and abhorrent.

Absolutely brilliant. There's nothing more laughable (except that it usually isn't funny) about some prejudiced bastard claiming validity for his views because they're "controversial". I'll be nicking that one, Musket.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 06 Apr 14 - 04:19 PM

As I have said before my faith is my business

Really? So how come I know you're a Christian, Brendan? Only asking...

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Apr 14 - 03:26 PM

"Where the hell did that 's' come from?"

Beats me, but just yesterday I saw people are looking for one on a physics site.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: BrendanB
Date: 06 Apr 14 - 02:34 PM

Where the hell did that 's' come from?

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: BrendanB
Date: 06 Apr 14 - 02:16 PM

I believe it was Arthur Koestler who coined the neologism 'mimophant'. He used it to describe those people who are excessively sensitive to criticism of themselves, reacting like the tender mimosa, but are utterly insensitive and indifferent to the feelings of others, like a raging elephant.

In his last post addressed to me Steve Shaw referred to me as 'Christian Brendan'. Why? My belief or non-belief was not and is not an issue. As I have said before my faith is my business and I am not interested in pushing it on anybody. I do not refer to or categorise other people by their beliefs. They are a non-issue for me. Homophobia, racism, religious fundamentalism, sexism, anti-semitism (not a comprehensive list) they are issues to be challenged. People's faith, or lack of it, is of no interest to me at all.
I am not interested in bullying anyone but nor am I prepared to be bullied - and if anyone thinks that calling me Christian is somehow demeaning they are deluding themselves, and it wouldn't be the first time.s

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 06 Apr 14 - 01:53 PM

Is that a Lowden?

Well, it's not very quiet!

DtG

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 06 Apr 14 - 01:24 PM

I know two people who have recently got F35 Lowdens. Very nice.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 06 Apr 14 - 12:24 PM

beer money gone - didn't you realise we only talk to because you told us you were a millionaire.....

Richard and I have been planning to touch you for a few quid. nothing much...a lowden guitar each would do it.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 06 Apr 14 - 12:17 PM

That's all right, Mither, I am not allowed alcomahol this week.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 06 Apr 14 - 12:15 PM

Interesting Bridge. I had read about it being a legal contract and therefore nothing whatsoever to do with religion. That churches can be licensed to witness the contract is no different to any other place now that you can be married on the Big Dipper at Blackpool Pleasure Beach. I don't see Blackpool Corporation dictating what marriage is or isn't.

Thanks for the opinion. Hopefully it was posted pro bono? I spent my beer money for this week.