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BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?

Donuel 29 Jun 15 - 10:21 AM
Steve Shaw 29 Jun 15 - 10:25 AM
Donuel 29 Jun 15 - 10:36 AM
frogprince 29 Jun 15 - 10:52 AM
Steve Shaw 29 Jun 15 - 10:54 AM
Joe Offer 29 Jun 15 - 11:51 AM
GUEST,Olddude 29 Jun 15 - 11:53 AM
GUEST,gillymor 29 Jun 15 - 11:58 AM
GUEST,pete from seven stars link 29 Jun 15 - 12:02 PM
GUEST,# 29 Jun 15 - 12:14 PM
Greg F. 29 Jun 15 - 12:23 PM
GUEST,gillymor 29 Jun 15 - 12:27 PM
GUEST, ^*^ 29 Jun 15 - 12:33 PM
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McGrath of Harlow 29 Jun 15 - 08:22 PM
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Subject: BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 10:21 AM

Women live longer. Women who are post menopausal for five years can't be accused of hot flashes. Over half of all men over 50 will have fatiguing sleep disorders from getting up multiple times to pee due to ever growing prostates. Frequent urination during the day make men less available for duty than women. Men die earlier according to actuary figures.

Women have more of their brain devoted to speech than men. In risk situations more women process the information as a problem solving mental exercise while men may process the information from their amygdala as an emotional risk / reward exercise.

Women's sleep cycle is more dependable. Women who had children tend to live longer and have stronger immune systems.

OSO


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Subject: RE: BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 10:25 AM

Shall there be womanly times, or shall we die?



Then there was Thatcher.


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Subject: RE: BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 10:36 AM

was that a famous quote?


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Subject: RE: BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?
From: frogprince
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 10:52 AM

I was prepared from the title to see a real WTF post, but at least it's an interesting angle not generally considered.


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Subject: RE: BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 10:54 AM

Ian McEwan, 1983 I believe.


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Subject: RE: BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?
From: Joe Offer
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 11:51 AM

I think it depends on the individual, not whether the candidate is man or woman, black or white, or any other class.
But personally, I'd prefer a Democrat.

-Joe-


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Subject: RE: BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?
From: GUEST,Olddude
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 11:53 AM

Not either... Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?
From: GUEST,gillymor
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 11:58 AM

Yeah but just to be safe, Dan, we should give Chongo a prostate exam. Who's gonna volunteer?


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Subject: RE: BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?
From: GUEST,pete from seven stars link
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 12:02 PM

what hope for us males then !


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Subject: RE: BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?
From: GUEST,#
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 12:14 PM

Ann Coulter for President then.


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Subject: RE: BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?
From: Greg F.
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 12:23 PM

Dear God, Bruce - that ain't funny.......


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Subject: RE: BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?
From: GUEST,gillymor
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 12:27 PM

Yeah # I don't think vampires are eligible.


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Subject: RE: BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?
From: GUEST, ^*^
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 12:33 PM

;-D


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Subject: RE: BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?
From: GUEST,#
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 12:49 PM

Sarah Palin?


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Subject: RE: BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?
From: Greg F.
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 12:53 PM

Palin? See gillymor post @ 12:27 PM, above. Unless she's really a zombie....


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Subject: RE: BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?
From: frogprince
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 02:16 PM

Palin isn't a vampire. She spends too much time out in the sun. And the sun doesn't burn her to ashes, it just shines in one of her ears and out the other.


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Subject: RE: BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?
From: gnu
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 07:07 PM

Hahahahahahaa!!! Love the posts!


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Subject: RE: BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 08:22 PM

Better try to get a human. You did last time, but it doesn't seem to work out that way all that often.


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Subject: RE: BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?
From: Bill D
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 11:32 PM

You can't generalize...except over many generations... but the odds favor women. I'm sure Hillary Clinton considered her basic health in that long process about whether to run again.

If Ruth Bader Ginsberg is any indication, a woman in high places oughta do just fine.


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Subject: RE: BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 11:38 PM

Republicans have to select a woman since you don't have to spend as much money as a man's salary.


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Subject: RE: BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?
From: GUEST,#
Date: 30 Jun 15 - 12:15 AM

OK then, vote for Caitlyn Jenner and cover all the bases.


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Subject: RE: BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Jun 15 - 12:39 AM

add new presidential tests like;
IQ test
US history test
bench press minimum of 200 pounds
Disqualify candidates not up to date with their shots
male candidate must have Y chromosome.
Female candidate must have chromosomes.
Hot or not test


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Subject: RE: BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?
From: DMcG
Date: 30 Jun 15 - 01:17 AM

I was surprised to learn around 10% of presidents die in office of national causes.


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Subject: RE: BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?
From: DMcG
Date: 30 Jun 15 - 02:31 AM

*Natural* causes. By a pure coincidence, around the same number were assassinated, which might be *national* causes, in some cases, I suppose...


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Subject: RE: BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?
From: Bill D
Date: 30 Jun 15 - 10:00 AM

10% of 44 is only 4 +..... which is not exactly statistically significant since those who did were in or before 1945, and might have lasted longer with modern medicine.

FDR was worn out, and Harding had pneumonia, among other things.


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Subject: RE: BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?
From: DMcG
Date: 30 Jun 15 - 12:35 PM

True, it is of low statistical significance given the sample size. I looked it up because I didn't know of any at all (though even as a Brit I should have remembered FDR)

I did have a look at the UK as well. We've had six die in office of natural causes, rather than 4, over roughly the same time frame. It's not really comparable, though, because our prime ministers are not directly elected and, at least until recently, often became head of the party then stayed there a long time, in part because we have no limit on the number of terms. It is only since around the last twenty years or so that it has become the done thing for a party leader to resign if they don't win the election.


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Subject: RE: BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?
From: DMcG
Date: 30 Jun 15 - 12:44 PM

I should say, though, along with Joe that it would be a serious logical error to reason from a set of statistics to decide how an individual will turn out. Stats just don't work that way round.


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Subject: RE: BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Jun 15 - 10:39 PM

You and Joe should avoid lookin at the onion then. It might give you serious guys a stroke.


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Subject: RE: BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?
From: Joe Offer
Date: 01 Jul 15 - 01:01 AM

Donuel, if people don't "get" your attempts at humor, and it happens numerous times, maybe they're not the ones to blame...


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Subject: RE: BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?
From: Mr Red
Date: 01 Jul 15 - 03:57 AM

Then there was Thatcher.

interestingly - I have read in the New Scientist and on radio documentaries that: sleeping less that the normal (for normal humans) 7½ / 8 hours per night brings with it a higher risk of Alzheimer's, later in life.

4 hours (reputedly) and those later years.

Just saying.

Scuse me while I take a power nap, I only got 7 hours last night.


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Subject: RE: BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 01 Jul 15 - 06:48 AM

Check out DMcG's very sound post on that score, Mr Red.


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Subject: RE: BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?
From: Mr Red
Date: 01 Jul 15 - 11:45 AM

I checked out TED.com on why we need 7½ / 8 hours sleep a night.

http://www.ted.com/talks/jeff_iliff_one_more_reason_to_get_a_good_night_s_sleep#%3C/A

Apparently brain blood vessels are concentric tandem conduits. The physical act of sleeping dilates the outer vessel and lets cerebral fluid course down to the inner reaches which mops up the prions. This action gets less effective with age, hence the correlation (not a proven cause) with Alzheimers.

FWIW Bill & Hillary would appear to have got more sleep that Bush, if the account of their first night at the White House is to be believed. Or the first morning, to be pedantic.

So check the Presidential candidates' sleep preferences before voting.

How much sleep did Reagan get? Just asking.


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Subject: RE: BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?
From: GUEST,Olddude
Date: 01 Jul 15 - 12:35 PM

I want a woman, actually Kim Basinger. She would make anything look good


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Subject: RE: BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?
From: GUEST,Peter from seven stars link
Date: 01 Jul 15 - 06:30 PM

Who was it sai


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Subject: RE: BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Jul 15 - 06:35 PM

...d, that once no one knew what the president looked like, but every one knew their policies , now every one knows what the president looks like, but not what their policies are.   However, Kim basinger might be pushing it a bit!


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Subject: RE: BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Jul 15 - 08:50 PM

Joe don't hold back, what can I do for you?

Alex Baldwin would vehemently disagree however if it were not for Kim's recipe for schwedy balls the marriage would not have lasted as long as it did.


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Subject: RE: BS: Physically best prez , man or woman?
From: GUEST,Olddude
Date: 02 Jul 15 - 12:47 PM

Yeah but who cares what Kim stands for she looks so good doing it and based on thelast few ddecades how bad can she be


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