BS: Rap for emperor

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Feb 16 - 08:49 AM

Why should your Emperor settle for underlings when Chongx itself is available?

Your Emperor thanks you. Your Emperor herewith appoints and commissions, by revokable Imperial Writ, olddude as Enforcer and Bouncer Extraordinary w/Portfolio.

Your Emperor has done stranger things than sitting on an egg until it hatches, for Your Emperor is a retired librarian and dealt for many, many years with the unwashed patrons.

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Feb 16 - 01:57 AM

Three of Chongo's buddies react to the idea of Rap becoming Emperor....


nervous little "ook ook" sounds....

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Ebbie
Date: 12 Feb 16 - 12:52 AM

JFYI, Rap's birthday evidently is tomorrow (for the persnickety of y'all, I recognize that it is his birthday *anniversary*) so let's go easy on the aged.

Humph. I just re-read this thread and it appears that it sprang into being *because* you know that it's Rap's birthday. Sometimes I am dim. Verily.

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Backwoodsman
Date: 12 Feb 16 - 12:31 AM

You live in a buffalo dude? Is it dead?

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: olddude
Date: 11 Feb 16 - 10:28 PM

Living in buffalo, I am use to that weather beebub

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Feb 16 - 09:47 PM

Why would anyone want to be an emperor? You'd have to move to Antarctica and spend the winter standing on an ice floe trying to keep an egg warm.

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: gnu
Date: 11 Feb 16 - 09:36 PM

Emperor? A mere emperor? That is far beneath his excellent see, as he is want to point out ad infinitum, and to beyond.

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Feb 16 - 08:47 PM

You're right. There has never been a better music stand.

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Bill D
Date: 11 Feb 16 - 08:42 PM

He's an OUTSTANDING music stand, however.

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Amos
Date: 11 Feb 16 - 08:04 PM

The emperor is an insufferable narcissist, and what's worse a philosophical solipsist with delusional patterns of bipolarity. He would be a big improvement over any of the Repugnicans on the ballots.

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: frogprince
Date: 11 Feb 16 - 07:25 PM

So, is the emperor wearing new birthday clothes ?

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: GUEST,#
Date: 11 Feb 16 - 06:50 PM

And on his birthday, too. :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: olddude
Date: 11 Feb 16 - 04:33 PM

Sanders is in charge of beaches

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: olddude
Date: 11 Feb 16 - 04:29 PM

I appoint will fly in charge of travel

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: olddude
Date: 11 Feb 16 - 04:27 PM

We need a castle, I think we should let trump build a wall for it

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: olddude
Date: 11 Feb 16 - 04:25 PM

Lol ok I take vice emperor of vice stuff

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: GUEST,wysiwyg minus cookie
Date: 11 Feb 16 - 03:15 PM

I'm in. But only on birthdays.

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: fat B****rd
Date: 11 Feb 16 - 02:29 PM

Surely Dan should be President of the Watch Committee.

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: GUEST,David C. Carter
Date: 11 Feb 16 - 02:25 PM

Dan should be emperor of vice

I think he's well versed in vice

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
From: Backwoodsman
Date: 11 Feb 16 - 02:18 PM

I hereby appoint oldude as vice-emperor. 👍

Subject: BS: Rap for emperor
From: olddude
Date: 11 Feb 16 - 02:09 PM

Since none of the political party candidates can get it right, I say we appoint an emperor.. I hereby appoint Rap....