Subject: BS: Olddude for president From: Dave the Gnome Date: 12 Mar 16 - 02:03 PM I have no idea what his policies would be but his bribes would be second to none :-) Dan is the most generous and giving person on here. I received a watch this morning, that I am now wearing, which was an unexpected consolation to one that could not be repaired. All you on that side of the pond vote for him, instead of those nutters that are in the news, and the world will be a better place. On a more serious note, thanks Dan :-) Cheers Dave |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: akenaton Date: 12 Mar 16 - 02:12 PM Dan would get my vote, as long as he didn't invite any of his friends from the political arena into his administration!! :0) |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Bill D Date: 12 Mar 16 - 02:19 PM but..... what's an administration for, if not to populate it with the 'right' people? *grin* |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: akenaton Date: 12 Mar 16 - 03:01 PM :0)...Touche. |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: gnu Date: 12 Mar 16 - 03:45 PM Dan be Da Man! Got my vote. |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Will Fly Date: 12 Mar 16 - 03:58 PM Join the club, Dave. I've had a few beautiful pocket watches from Dan over the years - some bought for an incredibly reasonable price, and some just received as a present. He's a man in a million. And if he blushes in embarrassment at this thread - it's about time! |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 12 Mar 16 - 04:11 PM Yes! A fisherman for president! Let's make America bait again! |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: keberoxu Date: 12 Mar 16 - 04:15 PM Did you ask his permission first before starting this thread ?? |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: gnu Date: 12 Mar 16 - 04:21 PM No need to ask. In Usakistan, you can write in a candidate, near as I know. Is that right? |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: gnu Date: 12 Mar 16 - 04:26 PM BTW, He sent me a watch too. Pocket Railroad Grade over a hundred years old. Beauty! I wear it to formal occasions. Haven't even wound it yet. I won't tell the rest of the stories... don't wanna embarrass the guy. The man is pure "nice guy". Great guy. Great tunes. Great threads. Great posts. Sorry, Dan. You deserve it. |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: GUEST,Donuel Date: 12 Mar 16 - 06:13 PM He sent me a grandfather clock! Its still in the crate. The weights and chains arrived first. As a wood finisher I will have this baby in shape in no time Thanks old dude. If nominated would you run? If elected would you serve? People here call Bernie, old dude. |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: GUEST Date: 12 Mar 16 - 08:32 PM Make him president, let him choose which country. |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: olddude Date: 12 Mar 16 - 09:13 PM Lol my very first act would be target the jello makers. Thank you.. Glad you like it dave. I wish I could have found the part you needed. You folks make me smile |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Rapparee Date: 13 Mar 16 - 12:42 AM We feel that it would be appropriate, as long he pledges his fealty to Us. Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex (r) His alternate mark |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: GUEST,Musket Date: 13 Mar 16 - 03:07 AM I'd vote for him but my green card makes it quite clear that it is federal offence (spelt offense as I am reading it) for me to register to vote. Sorry Dan. On a positive note, Trump could never be our Prime Minister. Also, we don't have "jello", honest! Think of us instead the next time you threaten to move in with gnu. Good fishing in the canal. I netted two supermarket trollies, three condoms and a narrow boat fender recently. |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: GUEST Date: 13 Mar 16 - 06:44 AM good for you old dude You know that jello can transfer prion disease. Jello can give people mad cow Jacob Kreutfeld disease. There is more toxic jello out there than plutonium. |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: olddude Date: 13 Mar 16 - 02:49 PM Lol we could build a wall around the jello makers.. Musket, great fishing, that is my normal catch :-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: CupOfTea Date: 13 Mar 16 - 04:36 PM Yes! YES!!!' I'd vote for Dan! It would be so great to vote for a person you actually LIKE. My pre-Candidacy bribe wasn't a watch, but a set of ivory pieces from a Piano he was dismantling. (Then I found out none of the jewelers I'd wanted it for are willing to work with the real stuff anymore, and I have yet to have a go myself) So, ya wanna come to Cleveland in case the Republicans get utterly desperate for a nice guy to run, and they don't buy Kasich's nice guy persona cause there are too many Ohioans who know better? I had thought to offer room to folks who want to protest during the convention, but knowing some of the cops who will be having to deal with the mess, I couldn't add to their load. Lord knows, I'm hoping to take off from work (3blocks from the convention center) that week. Joanne in Cleveland, one verbose voter for Old Dude |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Donuel Date: 13 Mar 16 - 04:41 PM Dark Horse Dan 2016 |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: olddude Date: 13 Mar 16 - 05:25 PM I say, I will build a wall around jello so high their heads will spin.. A fish on every hook, a hot dog on every grill :-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: olddude Date: 13 Mar 16 - 05:31 PM Boy that piano was heavy Joanne. I was singing nine pound hammer while taking it apart.. That thing was a load to get out of my house. :-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Donuel Date: 14 Mar 16 - 08:50 AM To assure victory make Tom Hanks your running mate btw I too am probably as weird as I sound. My IQ is purportedly variable by 40 points due to migraine blood vessel contraction. But my wife says I am evenly stupid all the time. |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: gillymor Date: 14 Mar 16 - 09:13 AM Dan, if you do become our maximum leader one of your first duties will be to sit for your official portrait. |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Rapparee Date: 14 Mar 16 - 12:05 PM When your fealty is assured by a pledge We will assure your election. Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex (r) His alternate mark |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: olddude Date: 14 Mar 16 - 01:24 PM Lol great portrait, I affirm rap is emporium |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: gnu Date: 14 Mar 16 - 02:50 PM Looks more like a great parfait. |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: frogprince Date: 20 Oct 16 - 04:16 PM Hey, Dan! I just had a rectumoscopy, and I have some nice green jello left over! If you hurry over you can have some! |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: keberoxu Date: 20 Oct 16 - 07:45 PM Does this green jello business really stem from the song called Lime Jello Marshmallow Cottage Cheese Surprise? |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: gnu Date: 20 Oct 16 - 09:57 PM So, froggy... can you see the presidential debates any more clearly? Or is it still all shite? |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: olddude Date: 20 Oct 16 - 10:10 PM A fish in every stream a deer in every yard. A bag of weed for every voter |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: olddude Date: 20 Oct 16 - 10:12 PM No crime, no problems, no jello, except for the emperor rapparee who loves the stuff |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Will Fly Date: 21 Oct 16 - 04:05 AM And a watch for every waistcoat pocket. |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: gillymor Date: 21 Oct 16 - 06:38 AM There's something fishy about this candidate. |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Severn Date: 22 Oct 16 - 10:09 PM Someone called olddude would not let the rights and benefits of the elderly and the working elderly-in-training of future generations ever be taken away, and for that, alone, he has my vote. |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: olddude Date: 23 Oct 16 - 10:20 AM I accept |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 23 Oct 16 - 08:07 PM Olddude's presidential campaign has been thrown into turmoil by the revelations of dozens of fish accusing him of unwarranted touching during the catch-and-release process. According to one brown trout, "He stuck his thumb between my lips and held me up while his friend took a picture! It's taken me years to get up the courage to go public about this traumatic experience." Similar accusations of fish fondling have been lodged by fish from a wide variety of species, ranging from smallmouth bass to flathead catfish. It's expected that Oddude will announce his intention to sue his fish accusers as soon as he officially loses the election. |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Rapparee Date: 23 Oct 16 - 10:12 PM We do not approve. Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex ® His mark |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Severn Date: 24 Oct 16 - 08:26 AM Thanks for the "A-Fish-In-Sea Report, Bee-Dubya-ell.I believe that if he were elected, we'd see a Cod Peace in our own time. Being an Ick-Theologian, I abhor even the thought of any fish coming to harm. I know that olddude thoroughly cleans up after any dealings with visiting fish, including the ones in his de-baiting society, as I here him constantly yelling, "GET THOSE BASS TURDS OUTTA HERE!" The Rev. Sev, Pastor Prime of The Church of The Sacred Makerel |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Rapparee Date: 24 Oct 16 - 09:48 AM We trout We had closed that church and had done all We cod to suppress it and its lionfish stories. No matter. It will be drum-med out of Our realm and that croaker who calls himself the "Rev Sev" will skate to another tuna. He shall flounder around on his perch until, finally, at ling last, when his future is as bleak as a banjo, a bream, a ray, a whiff of truth will enlighten him as to his crappie theology and he will beg Us to spear him just for the halibut. And in Our mercy We will not carp about smallmouth details, but he will char in his knowledge that he has led Our people astray, and We will say unto him, "You have been a bichir, herring no voice but your own, acting like an aholehole, but We grant you mercy as long as you are not acting like a darter, a pup, a sprat, or being a grouper. For if you pull the monkeyface, you will roe the day and will rot in Our plaice. Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex ® His mark |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: MikeL2 Date: 24 Oct 16 - 10:11 AM Hi Yes........Dan's the man Cheers Mike |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Jack the Sailor Date: 24 Oct 16 - 01:19 PM Nasty Bass. |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: gnu Date: 24 Oct 16 - 01:47 PM "Ick-Theologian". The master has spoken. I LOVE it! |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: kendall Date: 24 Oct 16 - 04:04 PM This is the best idea I have heard in years! |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: bbc Date: 25 Oct 16 - 03:04 AM I'll second the Tom Hanks nomination. Good choice! bbc |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: keberoxu Date: 25 Oct 16 - 01:03 PM He talks to the fish....but they never listen.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Severn Date: 25 Oct 16 - 03:02 PM May Cod forgive you, Your Empirishness for the closing down of my church. We all gaze upon your sin, agog!. Fry smelt irony for a living here in my furnaced a-fish-in-sea apartment here in downtown Menhadden, and I will continue to ex-salmon life make sardine-ic comments as needed, showing no remoras and continue to be at my bassed, by gar, no matter what you and your groupers have sword up and down that you'd do to me and no matter how much you've found it a shark to you. I won't cut off minnows to spite my face. The Right Rev. Sev Temporarily at The Church Of Our Lady Of The Evening Ethel Mermaid, Half Pastor Prime Maureen Lyfe, Asst. Half Pastor Prime and Coral Director (Until The Church Of The Sacred Mackerel can be once again restored) |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: Bill D Date: 25 Oct 16 - 03:20 PM Hey if Dan is gonna be president, he'll have to have a personal chef to fix his favorite dishes! http://leitesculinaria.com/77328/recipes-glow-in-the-dark-jello.html |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: olddude Date: 25 Oct 16 - 04:17 PM Lol priceless |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: olddude Date: 25 Oct 16 - 05:15 PM I want a brit and candian for vp. Two is better than one.. New rules |
Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president From: olddude Date: 25 Oct 16 - 05:16 PM Wiener dog is the new symbol, free guiness, free weed, free music |