BS: The Pope Triumphs!

Subject: BS: The Pope Triumps!
From: Ebbie
Date: 07 Jun 16 - 02:43 AM

Today is a new one for me. There was a letter in my mailbox today addressed to Resident, postmarked Eustis, Florida, from an entity that calls itself 'Truth Triumphant'.

It warns that world conditions will soon become so bad that 'we' will ask the Vatican to take over as a last resort, and it warns darkly that we may have noticed how popular the Pope has "become in recent times".

Just sayin'. :)

Subject: RE: BS: The Pope Triumphs!
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Jun 16 - 07:27 AM

I got a robo call yesterday call yesterday about information on my time share in Fallujah. If it was about a time share in the Vatican I would not have hung up.

Check out the Vatican gift shoppe. I still have the Pope soap on a rope.

Subject: RE: BS: The Pope Triumphs!
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Jun 16 - 09:19 AM

Popes have condemned Kings and world leaders before.
I have fantasized the Pope triumphing over Trump by saying, if asked about Trump, "two words, Anti Truth."

Ebbie, I always imagined your heart beats fiercely by virtue of the fact you chose Alaska. Mine merely ticks in MD. Is it daylight nearly all day there now?

Subject: RE: BS: The Pope Triumphs!
From: Greg F.
Date: 07 Jun 16 - 09:49 AM

Truth Triumphant Eh?

Looks like the Religious wing of the Klan!

http://www.pacinst.com/terrorists/preamble.html

https://www.facebook.com/events/858050950928812/

http://iwasinprison.org/news/oct27.html

http://www.sdadefend.com/WolvesinFleeces/Accurate-not.htm

Subject: RE: BS: The Pope Triumphs!
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Jun 16 - 10:00 AM

Greg you seem to monitor the right quite well. You know the Southern Poverty Law Center?

Subject: RE: BS: The Pope Triumphs!
From: Greg F.
Date: 07 Jun 16 - 10:06 AM

Not personally, but I know OF 'em! ;>)

Subject: RE: BS: The Pope Triumphs!
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jun 16 - 10:17 AM

See, it's like this, and I know because I grew up Catholic (Catholic schools and all) back in the 50s, before that Vatican 2 junk.

Ya see, Al Smith was Catholic and he'd been Governor of New York. While Governor he'd dug a tunnel from Elizabeth, New Jersey (New York, New Jersey -- all the same back then) clear to the Vatican. Swiss Guards maintain whole battalions ready to march down that tunnel and invade America.

But Smith lost the presidential election and the next Catholic was Kennedy and he WAS elected. The Swiss Guards were to move in during Christmas, 1963, but Kennedy got shot and Johnson became President, so the 1964 election went ahead and Johnson was elected.

But in the mean time, a branch was put on the Elizabeth-VC (note that the initials of Vatican City (VC) are the same as those of the Viet Cong (VC) and that's another whole story)which follows UNDER the Saint [sic] Lawrence Seaway. This permits the Quebec Catholics to invade America's northern flank. There are two other branches as well: one to Cuba and one to Mexico, and these will permit hoards of ravening Catholic to attack America along its southern borders and no wall can stop them!

Big Frankie (as that guy in VC is know to people in the Catholic Church) is stompin' at the bit waiting for his hoards to overwhelm America.

So in the coming election, don't vote for the Catholic or America will be overrun by men in striped baggy pants and steel hats toting Vatican machine guns!

A word to the wise, eh?

Subject: RE: BS: The Pope Triumphs!
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Jun 16 - 10:41 AM

Holy Shit. If the Syrian refugees re open that tunnel we are doomed.

Subject: RE: BS: The Pope Triumphs!
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Jun 16 - 11:01 AM

This revelation solves the mystery of how terrorists are getting in and out of Belgium.

Now we know the reason why Florida has its fresh water fouled by brackish salt water. Obviously the tunnel to Cuba has collapsed sending sea water deep into the Everglades. Its not sea rise after all. That is why we are now using cruise ships to get to Havana.

If the Mexican tunnel is used by Cartels does this mean all the other drug interceptions and seizures are just for show and are really just diversions?

Subject: RE: BS: The Pope Triumphs!
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jun 16 - 11:03 AM

Heavenly Days! You're very perceptive!

Subject: RE: BS: The Pope Triumphs!
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Jun 16 - 11:07 AM

These tunnels could make our country go down the tubes.

Subject: RE: BS: The Pope Triumphs!
From: frogprince
Date: 07 Jun 16 - 11:26 AM

It's been a few years since we were visiting a former co-worker of my wife's and were presented with some material on how all translations of the Bible except the King James are actually satanic creations of the Roman Catholic church. We've since lost track of those folks; you have no idea how much I regret that.

Subject: RE: BS: The Pope Triumphs!
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jun 16 - 11:26 AM

It was originally proposed that the tunnels connect to banks and other financial institutions and suction be applied to suck all the money and stuff to VC.

Subject: RE: BS: The Pope Triumphs!
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Jun 16 - 11:38 AM

Here is the hard evidence of the reopening of the NYC tunnel

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/01/400-manholes-have-exploded-in-flames-this-week.html

This is exactly what has been happening in Washington DC for twenty years. Then it progressed to Subway fires and explosions. The subway is now shut down by as much as 50% as the tunnel is being worked on.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/trafficandcommuting/2016/03/30/fba8ae0a-f688-11e5-9804-537defcc3cf6_story.html

Subject: RE: BS: The Pope Triumphs!
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Jun 16 - 12:38 PM

NO JOKE.

Subject: RE: BS: The Pope Triumphs!
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jun 16 - 12:47 PM

Any day now!

Guns of the Swiss Guards!!!

How'd ya like THEM guys comin' atcha?

But by the Papal Bull Gaudeamus Igitur they won't hurt Catholics when they invade. In fact, the Pope blesses the bullets so the bullets will only hit non-Catholics.

Subject: RE: BS: The Pope Triumphs!
From: Greg F.
Date: 07 Jun 16 - 12:51 PM

RE: Racism in America: The Resurgence since Obama's Election 

As Al Jolson once said: "You Ain't Seen {we'', actually 'heard'] Nuthin' Yet!

Wait 'til Trump & the Trumpisstas are in the driver's seat........

Subject: RE: BS: The Pope Triumphs!
From: gnu
Date: 07 Jun 16 - 01:21 PM

Rap... quite the ordnance them there fancily dressed fellahs wield. But, when I saw the authors write "Submachine gun experts" I chuckled at the nomenclature combined with "experts". Surely experts know they are pistols and not guns. Common usage creeps yet again (yes, both).

Subject: RE: BS: The Pope Triumphs!
From: Greg F.
Date: 07 Jun 16 - 01:56 PM

In fact, the Pope blesses the bullets so the bullets will only hit non-Catholics.

And then, of course, there's the Puckle Gun which could fire round bullets at Christians and square bullets at infidels.

Nuthin' new under the sun.....

Subject: RE: BS: The Pope Triumphs!
From: Joe Offer
Date: 07 Jun 16 - 07:01 PM

Darn! I used to get some great Papal Conspiracy Theory emails, but they stopped emailing me. It's really a blow, when even Spam senders drop you from their email lists.

I can find some pretty good stuff by googling pope along with one world order or one world religion

Here are some examples (not blickified - follow at your own risk):

http://www.nowtheendbegins.com/category/one-world-religion/

Here's a Catholic one, one of many that claims Pope Francis is a fraud: http://www.mostholyfamilymonastery.com/

Subject: RE: BS: The Pope Triumphs!
From: Greg F.
Date: 07 Jun 16 - 07:08 PM

Welcome to the world of Alex Jones, Howard Nema, Michael Savage.... and Donald Trump. The unhinged at the head of an army of moron assholes.

Subject: RE: BS: The Pope Triumphs!
From: Ebbie
Date: 08 Jun 16 - 04:08 AM

sheesh. This thread is depressing. As if we needed more reminders how truly insane many of us truly are... None of us, I hasten to add. :)

Donuel: Is it daylight nearly all day there now?
I am in southeastern Alaska (fondly known simply as 'Southeast') so we don't get as much daylight as they do farther north. At our lightest, we get a bit more than 18 hours a day. However, no one seems to mention that a couple of hours this side of day and a couple of hours on that side of dark, it isn't really dark. We seldom see stars at all from early June until early August; the sky is too light.

It is for that reason that I have seen Northern Lights here in every month except for June and July. The sky is simply too light.

Subject: RE: BS: The Pope Triumphs!
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jun 16 - 12:05 PM

Ebbie, have you tried using sunglasses during June and July? Maybe they can make it dark enough to see the Aurora.