BS: What Is a LEPPO ?

Subject: BS: WHAT IS A LEPPO ?
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Sep 16 - 09:34 AM

"What is a leppo"?
Gary Johnson -Libertarian candidate for the President of the United States of Amnesia.

"Our Generals are a pile of rubble"
Donald Trump - Republican candidate for the President of the United Steaks


"If you are not with us you are against us"
George Bush - President of the United States.



Haven't we learned our lesson that what stupid says is what stupid does?

Sure Business often choses the less intelligent to be a candidate because they are most easily controlled for the benefit of business interests, but stupidity is now the new red flag/badge of courage.


If McGrath of Harlow has dual citizenship he should take on our stupid, our depraved along our steaming shores.

Teribus would take votes from the Donald while Greg is an alternative Bernie.

One thing is for sure, our voting process is rigged to favor the stupid, the uninformed and the unintended idiot.

Subject: RE: BS: WHAT IS A LEPPO ?
From: Bonzo3legs
Date: 08 Sep 16 - 09:41 AM

A person with leprosy, as with gypo - a person being a gypsy.

Subject: RE: BS: WHAT IS A LEPPO ?
From: Stu
Date: 08 Sep 16 - 10:08 AM

Amazing.

Subject: RE: BS: WHAT IS A LEPPO ?
From: keberoxu
Date: 08 Sep 16 - 12:15 PM

"And say besides, that in a Leppo once..."

Subject: RE: BS: WHAT IS A LEPPO ?
From: Senoufou
Date: 08 Sep 16 - 12:43 PM

Haha keberoxu!

'...took by the throat the circumcised dog
And smote him thus!'

Spoken by Othello. ("What is a Thello?")

Subject: RE: BS: WHAT IS A LEPPO ?
From: Greg F.
Date: 08 Sep 16 - 01:20 PM

Haven't we learned our lesson that what stupid says is what stupid does?

Some have - Trumpists and a substantial portion of less brain-damaged Republicans haven't.

Trust Bozo to come up with "gypo"- next he'll be posting about ni**ers.

Subject: RE: BS: WHAT IS A LEPPO ?
From: Senoufou
Date: 08 Sep 16 - 01:30 PM

Aaaagh! Don't encourage him Greg. He's already said their music annoys him.

Subject: RE: BS: WHAT IS A LEPPO ?
From: Bonzo3legs
Date: 08 Sep 16 - 01:34 PM

Some of the big fat nurses at our local NHS hospital are referred to as hippos!!!

Subject: RE: BS: WHAT IS A LEPPO ?
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Sep 16 - 03:48 PM

are there any leppos or mericans here?

I think American IQ's are given handicap points as in golf.


The solution is that all candidates must pass a President test to get a license to run for President.

Right now if you can buy a gun , you can run.

Subject: RE: BS: WHAT IS A LEPPO ?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Sep 16 - 04:51 PM

Leppo was one of the Barx Brothers. They were a Vaudeville act in the vein of the Marx Brothers, but they performed in dog costumes and barked their lines instead of speaking in English. The other members of the act were Zippo, Ammo, and Limo. They never met with much success, largely due to the fact that the novelty of humans performing in dog-speak wore off in about two minutes. All the Barx Brothers met with tragic ends. Zippo died of distemper, Ammo ate ground beef laced with rat poison, Limo was shot by the owner of a pure-bred poodle with whom he was attempting to mate, and Leppo was run over by a delivery truck while licking his balls in the middle of a a busy intersection.

Subject: RE: BS: WHAT IS A LEPPO ?
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Sep 16 - 05:19 PM

hahahhqhqhaha

Subject: RE: BS: WHAT IS A LEPPO ?
From: frogprince
Date: 08 Sep 16 - 08:43 PM

Donuel, have you recovered from the hqups? : )

My wife has an old leppo skin bathing suit, from some time in life before I met her.

Subject: RE: BS: WHAT IS A LEPPO ?
From: Senoufou
Date: 09 Sep 16 - 04:05 AM

Isn't it interesting how any clothing in a leopard-skin design is often seen as seductive? I have a favourite old, long fluffy dressing gown in a leopard-skin print, and have opened the front door early in the morning to various delivery men and the Postman etc. They all seem to leer at the sight of my housecoat (nudge, nudge, wink, wink etc) I'm about two hundred years old and look like a wrinkled old walrus, so it always makes me smile rather wryly.

Subject: RE: BS: WHAT IS A LEPPO ?
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Sep 16 - 06:47 AM

Rwwwowwow
23 skidoo

Subject: RE: BS: WHAT IS A LEPPO ?
From: EBarnacle
Date: 09 Sep 16 - 09:59 AM

When hailing him, you call out "O Thello."

Subject: RE: BS: WHAT IS A LEPPO ?
From: Senoufou
Date: 09 Sep 16 - 10:04 AM

Hahaha Barnacle! Rather like, "Ah! Chimedes!" *(A friend of the well-known 'Arry Stottle)

Subject: RE: BS: WHAT IS A LEPPO ?
From: Senoufou
Date: 09 Sep 16 - 10:09 AM

How did that little star get into my post above?? Is my keyboard haunted??

Subject: RE: BS: WHAT IS A LEPPO ?
From: Greg F.
Date: 09 Sep 16 - 12:31 PM

When hailing him, you call out "O Thello."

Actually it's YO! Thello!!!

Subject: RE: BS: WHAT IS A LEPPO ?
From: keberoxu
Date: 09 Sep 16 - 02:47 PM

Ah Chimedes, eh? Must be about time to break out the Eu Reka / "You Reek-a" punchline.

Subject: RE: BS: WHAT IS A LEPPO ?
From: Bill D
Date: 09 Sep 16 - 06:23 PM

The * is next to the ( .... My ancient fingers have added it more than once.

The real point about a leppo is what Johnson said after they reminded him of its significance as the crucial conflict point in Syria...

"Well.. my opinion is that Syria is a mess."

Really! Wow... how insightful!

Subject: RE: BS: WHAT IS A LEPPO ?
From: EBarnacle
Date: 09 Sep 16 - 10:46 PM

You don't smella so good youself.

Subject: RE: BS: WHAT IS A LEPPO ?
From: Mrrzy
Date: 10 Sep 16 - 11:52 AM

I wonder if he's ever kippled...

Subject: RE: BS: WHAT IS A LEPPO ?
From: Senoufou
Date: 10 Sep 16 - 12:13 PM

We used as pupils to call Copernicus 'Copper Knickers'.

Subject: RE: BS: WHAT IS A LEPPO ?
From: Greg F.
Date: 10 Sep 16 - 01:17 PM

Really! Wow... how insightful!

At least he's smarter than Trump..........but then so are slime molds.

Subject: RE: BS: WHAT IS A LEPPO ?
From: EBarnacle
Date: 10 Sep 16 - 11:53 PM

I was at a meeting today and no one seemed to have heard of a Sanity Clause.

Subject: RE: BS: WHAT IS A LEPPO ?
From: akenaton
Date: 11 Sep 16 - 02:36 AM

"Right now if you can buy a gun , you can run."

Not strictly true Don..............you also need a few hundred million dollars donations from the corporations you are expected to represent?

Subject: RE: BS: WHAT IS A LEPPO ?
From: Rumncoke
Date: 11 Sep 16 - 09:05 AM

When the subject of US elections has arisen - it has a couple of times, most people seem to shake their heads in bewilderment and conjecture on the likely fate of the successful candidate.

There appears to be a distinct air of disbelief that any nation could be faced with deciding between such unlikely leaders.

Is there any possibility that the USA might have accidentally retained the Act of Regency on its statute books so that the country could be governed by someone sensible whilst the president is - indisposed?

Subject: RE: BS: WHAT IS A LEPPO ?
From: Mrrzy
Date: 11 Sep 16 - 10:06 AM

Ebarnacle, you can't fool me, there ain't no such thing as a sanity clause!

One of my high-muckety-muck sisters in a meeting once stomped her feet in time with is there Anything.You.Can.Add.To.This.Project only to realize nobody had seen My Cousin Vinny...

Subject: RE: BS: WHAT IS A LEPPO ?
From: keberoxu
Date: 11 Sep 16 - 02:11 PM

From the grand finale of a choral work by P.D.Q. Bach:

Soloist: Ah -- men!
Chorus:                     AH -- MEN!

Soloist: Ah -- women!
Chorus:                     AH -- WOMEN!

Soloist: Ah -- wilderness!
Chorus:                     AH -- WILDERNESS!

Soloist: Ah -- nuts!!
Chorus:                     AH -- NUTS!!

Subject: RE: BS: WHAT IS A LEPPO ?
From: robomatic
Date: 11 Sep 16 - 07:55 PM

I worked with a cajun named Theriot, but he described himself as:
THE RIOT

Subject: RE: BS: WHAT IS A LEPPO ?
From: EBarnacle
Date: 11 Sep 16 - 10:10 PM

When I was studying psychotherapy, we were regularly reminded that many people read therapist as the rapist.

Subject: RE: BS: WHAT IS A LEPPO ?
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Sep 16 - 11:43 AM

Hypno The Rapist

PDQ BACH?

I thought I was the only die hard fan.

I love the live measure by measure sports like coverage of Composer Terri Bladeath vs. the Roswell national Sinphoney Orchestra.

Subject: RE: BS: WHAT IS A LEPPO ?
From: keberoxu
Date: 06 Oct 16 - 01:33 PM

Now it's:

You want me to name...who? The leader of where?

"I guess I'm having an Aleppo moment."

Subject: RE: BS: WHAT IS A LEPPO ?
From: Raedwulf
Date: 06 Oct 16 - 05:05 PM

Dear, oh dear... A leppo? It's the po the leopard keeps under the bed at night... ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: WHAT IS A LEPPO ?
From: keberoxu
Date: 20 Oct 16 - 07:57 PM

Another election-topic thread just referred to Know Nothings, heaven forbid the opportunity should be lost to name-check Know Nothings here. What boggles my mind, is that, on some sort of principle, anyone should vote for this candidate after what he blurted out. Libertarian...would the Koch plutocrats vote for him? One of the Koch-men said that choosing between T***p and Clinto was like choosing between cancer and a heart attack. What sort of choice does that make Mister Leppo-Free?

Subject: RE: BS: What Is a LEPPO ?
From: keberoxu
Date: 23 Oct 16 - 01:56 PM

O BAMA!

I can't believe I forgot THAT one, after eight years.
More than once, I have heard my fellow citizens pronounce POTUS's name in exactly that fashion, rather like the stamping of feet.
Not just o BA ma, mind you, but
O! BAMA!, wham-bam style.

And the other name I recall, in the same tone of voice and the same stamping of metaphorical feet:

Sa DAMN Who SANE. Emphasis on the DAMN in Saddam.

Subject: RE: BS: What Is a LEPPO ?
From: Severn
Date: 24 Oct 16 - 07:43 AM

I still am grateful to Detroit Tiger great Al Kaline for his batteries, Walter Winchell for his Factor, Jim Bowie for those floating knives and the Seminoles for their vessicles......

As for religion, I belong to the Great Leppo Faith.....

As for weight loss, I draw the line at Leppo suction.....

Subject: RE: BS: What Is a LEPPO ?
From: Bill D
Date: 25 Oct 16 - 10:26 AM

O'Bama.... maybe he was Black Irish?

Subject: RE: BS: What Is a LEPPO ?
From: frogprince
Date: 25 Oct 16 - 03:21 PM

If a Leppo, meet a Leppo, passing through the rye...

Subject: RE: BS: What Is a LEPPO ? (yet another Lep-post)
From: Severn
Date: 25 Oct 16 - 04:22 PM

If enough of them meet, they can form a Leppo Colony, and folks will leave them alone and shun them until they can prove that the Leppoed can indeed change their spots......

Bonzo, maybe it's just that those fat nurses had taken a Cratic Oath......

Subject: RE: BS: What Is a LEPPO ?
From: keberoxu
Date: 25 Oct 16 - 06:38 PM

Nor ought I to forget

"OH--------KK! La-Ho-Ma!"

Subject: RE: BS: What Is a LEPPO ?
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Oct 16 - 10:20 AM

The heros in Aleppo are the white helmets.

Subject: RE: BS: What Is a LEPPO ?
From: keberoxu
Date: 26 Oct 16 - 07:24 PM

OKLA!

HOMA!

OKLA!

HOMA!

not to mention

OPRAH!

UMA!

UMA!

OPRAH!