Lyr Req: the 10 constipated men in the bible

Subject: RE: LYR/REQ: the 10 constipated men in the bible
From: alison
Date: 29 Aug 01 - 11:41 PM

1st baseball game in the bible? Gen 1:1 In the "big inning"....

couldn't resist

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: LYR/REQ: the 10 constipated men in the bible
From: Matthew B.
Date: 29 Aug 01 - 09:18 PM

oops, forgot - Joshua; he blew the walls down

Subject: RE: LYR/REQ: the 10 constipated men in the bible
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 29 Aug 01 - 11:55 AM

I thought it was Moses' Truimph.....

The oldest Icecream firm? Walls of Jericho!

LTS

Subject: RE: LYR/REQ: the 10 constipated men in the bible
From: The Walrus at work
Date: 29 Aug 01 - 08:46 AM

OFF TOPIC

Sharon A,

To match your "Shortest man in the Bible", the Bible's forst motorcyclist was King David - The sound of his Triumph was heard throughout the land.

Best Wishes

Walrus

Subject: RE: LYR/REQ: the 10 constipated men in the bible
From: Matthew B.
Date: 28 Aug 01 - 10:48 PM

Here are the ones I like to use (we like making up new ones)

Adam - he soiled the garden
Cain - he wasn't Able
David - he threw a stone
Balaam - he couldn't move his ass
Noah - he filled the ark (and passed water for 40 days)
Moses - he took the tablets
Samson - he blew the house down
Solomon - he sat for forty years

Subject: RE: LYR/REQ: the 10 constipated men in the bible
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 28 Aug 01 - 10:37 AM

Adam lay y bounden..... 4000 winters thought he not too long....

Ooooooh

LTS

Subject: RE: LYR/REQ: the 10 constipated men in the bible
From: SharonA
Date: 28 Aug 01 - 09:42 AM

Talk about your stretch marks!

Subject: RE: LYR/REQ: the 10 constipated men in the bible
From: Banjer
Date: 28 Aug 01 - 03:24 AM

It must have been Barruch then who proved that human skin is the most elastic thing in the world. It has been said that he tied his ass to a tree and walked another forty miles!

Subject: RE: LYR/REQ: the 10 constipated men in the bible
From: SharonA
Date: 27 Aug 01 - 03:17 PM

The only joke along this line that I remember is about the shortest man in the Bible: Bildad the Shuhite (shoe height).

Subject: RE: LYR/REQ: the 10 constipated men in the bible
From: wysiwyg
Date: 27 Aug 01 - 09:07 AM

LOL!

Can't we do something with poor Job's ash pile?

~S~

Subject: RE: LYR/REQ: the 10 constipated men in the bible
From: MMario
Date: 27 Aug 01 - 08:48 AM

And of course, the one constipated woman in the bible - Eve - she passed the apple.

Subject: RE: LYR/REQ: the 10 constipated men in the bible
From: MMario
Date: 27 Aug 01 - 08:30 AM

Joshua - blew the walls down

Subject: RE: LYR/REQ: the 10 constipated men in the bible
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Aug 01 - 07:50 AM

we sang it at a NFTY event this past week... there was Noah "He had an ark full" and Moses "He took two tablets" and Pharaoh "He wouldn't let it go" and David "He fought a Giant" or somethign liek that... I can't remember the rest.

Subject: RE: LYR/REQ: the 10 constipated men in the bible
From: Bill Habel
Date: 18 Jul 97 - 12:16 AM

King David---- Sat on the throne for forty years! Barruch------- His ass was tied to a tree ! Then there was one -------Paul's friend Titus! the rest plus these three are what I learned recently Bill

Subject: RE: LYR/REQ: the 10 constipated men in the bible
From: Bob Clayton
Date: 30 Jun 97 - 02:59 PM

Interesting -- the original poster, Jester, mentioned Noah, who's NOT among the five that Bill D mentioned. Those five are:

Cain (he wasn't Abel) Moses (he took the tablets) Baalam (he couldn't move hi ass) Sampson (he brought the house down) and Solomon (he sat for forty years)

With the addition of Noah, we have six. Any contributions? Perhaps we can actually get all ten that Jester specified.

Subject: RE: LYR/REQ: the 10 constipated men in the bible
From: Bill D
Date: 30 Jun 97 - 09:05 AM

never doubt the Digitrad Database...of course we have that!! go to the upper right corner of your screen & search for 'constipated'

(BTW -it's only 5 constipated men....there were 7 or more old ladies locked in the lavatory!)

Subject: LYR/REQ: the 10 constipated men in the bible
From:
Date: 30 Jun 97 - 06:37 AM

Time to get weird! I can barely remember a few snippits of this song from childhood. One verse went " the 5th constipated man was Moses...he took two tablets". I also remenber that Noah had a "boat full". If you remenber the rest, please let me know!!! ThaNKS! JESTER!

Subject: RE: five constipated men
From:
Date: 07 Apr 97 - 09:10 PM

The first constapated man was Baleb, he couldnt move his ass. The second Cain, he wasnt "Able". The third was Moses, He took the tablets. The fourth was Soloman, he sat for forty years. The fifth was Sampson, he brought the house down.

I heard another verse with Noah, he sat for 40 days and all he passed was water.

Hope this helps. Dave

Subject: five constipated men
From:
Date: 07 Apr 97 - 02:24 PM

(the other 5 are in the database)

and the sixth (sixth) constipated man
was Titus, his name speaks for itself.

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I heard up to 8 verses to this, but I
could never remember them (English isn't
my native language). Anyone knows them
by any chance?

Charles

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