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Subject: Possible song challenge? From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 26 May 00 - 08:59 AM I'm getting stir-crazy (as opposed to my ususal crazy)now it's nearly the Bank Holiday weekend and when I spotted this in the London Times online: Jamelia is Parlophone's newest signing - a 17-year-old from Sutton Coldfield whose last single, Money, sold 80,000 copies ...Jamelia's family have reacted in different ways to her fame. Her cousins ask her for endless autographs, to prove they know her; her mother taunts her with her early songs still saved on old cassettes ("They're about fish and people dying,").
I thought, I couldn't write a song about fish and people dying, but I know a talented bunch of people who could! |
Subject: RE: Possible song challenge? From: MMario Date: 26 May 00 - 09:06 AM The possibilities are endless...off the cuff - someone strangling while swallowing goldfish on a dare; diners eating that sushi that is so difficult to prepare; parodies of the Chivalrous Shark |
Subject: RE: Possible song challenge? From: TerriM Date: 26 May 00 - 09:07 AM " salmonella evening, you may see a stranger"? |
Subject: RE: Possible song challenge? From: MMario Date: 26 May 00 - 09:20 AM "salmonella evening, You may see a stranger You may see a stranger,across a crowded flume And somehow you know, you know in your fins That somehow you'll spawn here again and again. Samonella evening, someone may be spawning! You may see her spawning across a crowded flume And night after night, as strange as it seems, The sight of her spawning will torment your dreams Who can explain it, who can tell you why? Fools give you reasons, wise men never try. Salmonella evening, when you find your true love When you feel her call you across a crowded flume Then swim to her side and make her your own , Or all through your life you may milt on your own Once you have found her, never let her go. Once you have found her, never let her go."
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Subject: RE: Possible song challenge? From: TerriM Date: 26 May 00 - 09:35 AM ROTF: Mmario, I bow to your genius!
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Subject: RE: Possible song challenge? From: MMario Date: 26 May 00 - 09:59 AM At the risk of sounding falsely modest, I don't think it is so much genius as lack of caffiene...(and the side effect of sharing a single functioning brain cell with 27 relatives via hyper-dimensional ganglionic connections, but that's another story) |
Subject: RE: Possible song challenge? From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 26 May 00 - 10:13 AM LOL! Knew you wouldn't let me down! RtS |
Subject: RE: Possible song challenge? From: wysiwyg Date: 26 May 00 - 10:29 AM I GAVE MY LOVE A DINNER I gave my love a dinner, With no good end. Made his favorite supper, Just like a friend. He'd cheated with my sister, I'll settle their hash! And walk away from this one, With lots of lovely cash. The fish had salmonella With germs to spawn. Canned fruit with botulism, Make sure he'd be gone. Then steak and unwashed kidneys, With loving glance, Dessert, 'a' course, E Coli, For the life insurance. How can there be a murder, Without no trace? Just throw a dinner party With a smile upon your face. Don't use the sink disposal, To destroy the evidence. His dog can eat the leftovers-- Yes, that makes evil sense. The funeral was lovely The casket pine. At the reception we held after, I served his favorite wine. My sister did not notice I'd spiked hers with strychnine. The three of them together In hell. And I feel fine! ~S~
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Subject: RE: Possible song challenge? From: MMario Date: 26 May 00 - 10:31 AM *BRAVA! BRAVA!* |
Subject: RE: Possible song challenge? From: TerriM Date: 26 May 00 - 10:32 AM what a deliciously evil lot you all are! I could become a real af-fish-ianado of these songs. |
Subject: RE: Possible song challenge? From: Mbo Date: 26 May 00 - 11:33 AM Some time ago I suggested "The Crappie Boy"...when someone gonna do that? --Mbo |
Subject: RE: Possible song challenge? From: AndyG Date: 26 May 00 - 11:59 AM I'm by no means a songsmith but I do know a bit about the works of Bill Oddie. (It's a sort of Elvis/Rockabilly crossover with a "Wah wah-wa-wa-wah" vocal backing !)
RtS I offer you the following:
She's gone, she's gone, she's gone, she's gone!
She was just sixteen, she was tall and lean,
My baby's gone and I oughta be sad,
She's gone, she's gone, she's gone, she's gone!
One day for my tea, she gave to me,
My baby's gone and I oughta be sad,
She's gone, she's gone, she's gone, she's gone!
Well I tried to forget but I haven't yet,
My baby's gone and I oughta be sad,
She's gone, she's gone, she's gone, she's gone!
AndyG |
Subject: RE: Possible song challenge? From: Jim the Bart Date: 26 May 00 - 12:16 PM I hope this works out - I've never tried HTML before.
Jamelia, Jamelia
Jamelia, Jamelia
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Subject: RE: Possible song challenge? From: MMario Date: 26 May 00 - 01:06 PM keep 'em comin'! |
Subject: RE: Possible song challenge? From: SINSULL Date: 26 May 00 - 01:12 PM Robbie Burns: "All That Glitters Is Not Gold" The cat drowned in the fishbowl. |
Subject: RE: Possible song challenge? From: wysiwyg Date: 26 May 00 - 01:36 PM Well, it seems obvious to me, but then, that's me-- HELLOOO!!! doesn't this call for the unique talents of Guest, Stavros? (He knows who he is, and my laughing lips are sealed.) *BG* ~S~ |
Subject: RE: Possible song challenge? From: GUEST,Stavros Date: 26 May 00 - 02:35 PM My Father went for seafood, one fine night Down by the shore, by the Eddystone Light He met a mermaid, who said, said she FUGU I shall, but don't kiss me! Yo Ho HO, Don't blame it on me! My father had a taste for sashimi! From this union, there came three A puffer, a blowfish, and then there's me Mom taught me to swim, and helped me sail Dad just showed me how best to get tail! Yo Ho HO, Don't blame it on me! My father had a taste for sashimi! My brother's the puffer, like a chimney he smokes Coughing and hacking and quite often chokes It's not a matter of addiction and will It's just his lungs are really fish gills! Yo Ho HO, Don't blame it on me! My father had a taste for sashimi! My sister the blowfish, likes sailors a lot When they put out bait, she always gets caught In fact, they all swear, if she only had feet She'd be the belle of the whole Seventh Fleet Yo Ho HO, Don't blame it on me! My father had a taste for sashimi! Dad died, last night, only fifty three He kissed Mom for their anniversary She always said FUGU, DOn't kiss me! For her lips were loaded with toxicity! Yo Ho HO, Don't blame it on me! My father had a taste for sashimi! |
Subject: RE: Possible song challenge? From: wysiwyg Date: 26 May 00 - 04:38 PM Welcome, dear Stavros! How utterly vile and despicable! A wonderful debut effort! Just getting warmed up, then? ~S~ |
Subject: RE: Possible song challenge? From: Bradypus Date: 26 May 00 - 06:37 PM The obvious one is simply to quote 'Molly Malone', provided shellfish count as fish. If I have time, I'll be back. Bradypus |
Subject: RE: Possible song challenge? From: Bradypus Date: 26 May 00 - 07:18 PM OK, let's have a sea shanty then ...
Killer Fish of the Sea
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Subject: RE: Possible song challenge? From: wysiwyg Date: 26 May 00 - 08:22 PM Stavros, I will have to leave the song of the Devilish Mudcat Death to you. I just cannot get my mind organized. But of course the mudcat IS a fish.... ~S~ |
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