Help: badger free zone

Subject: badger free zone
From: bob jr
Date: 23 Jun 00 - 01:40 AM

i need your folks help here...my last thread got over run with badgers ....how do i keep them pesky critters out??

Subject: RE: Help: badger free zone
From: Sorcha
Date: 23 Jun 00 - 01:51 AM

Hire possums for posses. See Cleigh for details.

Subject: RE: Help: badger free zone
From: Amergin
Date: 23 Jun 00 - 01:52 AM

Get out your shotguns and rifles and open up a restaurant?

Subject: RE: Help: badger free zone
From: Alice
Date: 23 Jun 00 - 01:56 AM

bob jr, if people keep badgering you, send them to me... I'll take care of them for you. We have some space at the Neil Young Center.

Subject: RE: Help: badger free zone
From: Amergin
Date: 23 Jun 00 - 01:57 AM

Isn't that where Catspaw resides?

Subject: RE: Help: badger free zone
From: bob jr
Date: 23 Jun 00 - 02:03 AM

alice dear i think i am falling for ya ! no badgers and niel young! now if you read what i wrote in that thread about breaking the news.......

Subject: RE: Help: badger free zone
From: Fiddlin' Big Al
Date: 23 Jun 00 - 03:52 AM

"We don't need no stinking badgers!" (credit due to Raoul's Wild Kingdom contained in the marvy Weird Al film "UHF". Rent it or suffer.)

Subject: RE: Help: badger free zone
From: bob jr
Date: 23 Jun 00 - 04:43 AM

now possums i can abide by possum belly overalls are nice so no problem with them i think if you rent uhf you will also suffer so its a no win situation

Subject: RE: Help: badger free zone
From: WyoWoman
Date: 23 Jun 00 - 09:39 PM

How many possums sacrifice their lives for these possum belly overalls? (I suppose the answer to that depends on the size of said overalls...) Despite the badger's reputation, possums are not the sweetest creatures God ever made either...But maybe they have soft bellies. Are they anything like pork bellies? ww

Subject: RE: Help: badger free zone
From: Art Thieme
Date: 23 Jun 00 - 10:33 PM

When I was singing on riverboats on the Mississippi River, just about every day or two we would pass huge tows---at least 40 barges --- full of molasses. It was a huge part of the trade on the river at that time. It was mind-boggling to realize just how many moles they had to kill to get that much of the stuff.

And, no, I don't think Badger Clark was from Wisconsin.

Art Thieme

Subject: RE: Help: badger free zone
From: Mbo
Date: 23 Jun 00 - 10:40 PM

AAAAhhh the punster has struck again!!!!!

Good one!

--Mbo

Subject: RE: Help: badger free zone
From: IvanB
Date: 24 Jun 00 - 12:16 AM

Art, just a good thing those barges weren't filled with mothballs.

Subject: RE: Help: badger free zone
From: WyoWoman
Date: 24 Jun 00 - 12:16 AM

Good 'un, Art ...

Subject: RE: Help: badger free zone
From: catspaw49
Date: 24 Jun 00 - 12:24 AM

ooo boy..........

Well Art, are you ready to rehash all those bad tow puns? Its been about two years now so they're ready for another go-round.

Let 'em rip bro.........

Spaw

Subject: RE: Help: badger free zone
From: katlaughing
Date: 24 Jun 00 - 12:34 AM

Yeah! C'mon Art, let's hear some good'uns! And, IvanB...moth balls!!LMAO!!!

Subject: RE: Help: badger free zone
From: L R Mole
Date: 26 Jun 00 - 11:33 AM

Waal...to wander through molasses y'need a cane,if yer able. Don't know about possums though. Perhaps a pogo stick.Ask the old moleskinner.