DID YOU KNOW ... ?

Subject: RE: DID YOU KNOW ... ?
From: Art Thieme
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 09:49 PM

Did you know what brand condoms Mudcatters prefer ???

Art

Subject: RE: DID YOU KNOW ... ?
From: Bill D
Date: 25 Apr 01 - 12:16 AM

condom-minimums

Subject: RE: DID YOU KNOW ... ?
From: Amos
Date: 25 Apr 01 - 12:51 AM

"Pluck your Magic Twanger, Froggie!!!!"
"Boioi--in--ing--ing--innnngggggg!!!"
"Oh, FROGGIE!!!! You've done it AGAIN!!!!"
"I'll be good, I'll be good, I willIwillIwillIwill!!!!"

"Whatcha doin", Rootie Kazootie?"
"I'm searching HIGH and LOW for Polka Dottie!!!"

"Captain!!! Is that...is that....."
"Yes, Ranger!!! It's TOBOR!!!! We've got to get lift off, quick!"

"WAIT FOR MEEEEE, Wild BILL!!!!!!!!"

"They'rrrrreeeee GRRREEEEEAAATT!!"

"Donnie!!! Pattie!!! Michaerl!!! Annette!!!"

"Why???? Because we LIKE you!!!!!"

I think this brings us up to fourth grade.....

"Raised in the woods, til he knew every tree!
Kilt him a bar, when he was only three...."

I guess I better quit....I think I see teenage angst coming up around the corner......

"Dreeeeeaaaam....dream, dream, dreammmmm...."
"Ohhhhhh, Doooonnnnna! oooooh, Doonnna!"

Exit stage right, pursued by rampaging nostalgia.....

A

Subject: RE: DID YOU KNOW ... ?
From: Crazy Eddie
Date: 25 Apr 01 - 02:03 AM

Did you know, that the flea can jump over one hundred times as high as it's own body height?
Imagine that a hundred times it's own height! This means, that if giraffes could leap, proportionally, pound for pound, as high as fleas, they'd avoid a lot of trouble!

And of course the whale is not really a fish, it's an insect; and it lives entirely on bananas!
I think facts are really interesting, don't you?
Well, I told you I was crazy, didn't I?