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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: Firecat Date: 17 Feb 01 - 06:11 PM And just to be annoying, I've refreshed it!! |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 29 Dec 00 - 03:37 PM Not sorry enough, though! - LH |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: Rizla the Green Date: 28 Dec 00 - 05:27 PM Just thought I'd better post something, just to get this up to the top of the list again....sorry. |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: CarolC Date: 27 Dec 00 - 06:13 PM Or not... My blue clickies don't seem to work on long threads. Joe, help? Carol |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: CarolC Date: 27 Dec 00 - 06:09 PM Here is the blue cliquie (rhymes with squeaky) for: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!"> And for: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD! |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 27 Dec 00 - 04:05 PM Okay, Carol, I am going to start the continuation of this thread. It will be called "YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!" Now, you please do the blue clicky. - LH |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: hesperis Date: 27 Dec 00 - 03:23 PM Me too! |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: Firecat Date: 27 Dec 00 - 09:16 AM Ok I've stopped posting!! |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: Rich(bodhránai gan ciall) Date: 27 Dec 00 - 12:07 AM Happy St. Stephen's day. Now quit posting to this thread before we all get in trouble. Rich |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: Matt_R Date: 26 Dec 00 - 10:31 PM No, I only have Quake I. The U2/Dylan song is "Love Rescue Me". |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: hesperis Date: 26 Dec 00 - 10:13 PM Hawk, it's still MY computer!!! I *should* be the one using it, so there! Nyah, nyah. *pbfffft* (Rude enough noises fer ya pholkies? Whaddya think?) |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: CarolC Date: 26 Dec 00 - 09:02 PM No, flattop, you've got it wrong. The vows went: Make rude noises outside McGills at every available opportunity, but only while invoking the name of McGill. Spread secrets within five minutes of receiveing them. And offer clues on streams of silliness, but only if it results in massive confusion involving large numbers of people. Vaseline covered lense, Little Hawk? Sounds kinky. If you start the thread, I'll make the blue cliquie. Carol |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 26 Dec 00 - 02:37 PM If I ever do knock you over with a tail feather, flattop, it will be one taken from a Roc... As for the blue clicky thing, I blush to admit that I don't know how to make one. (sigh) - LH |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: flattop Date: 26 Dec 00 - 02:06 PM The mutual's feeling, Little Hawk,. I don't think I'd find your mudcat resources picture taken through vasoline covered lens attractive even when my body was young enough to produce hormones. I can't speak for all the mudcat women though. Many of them appear to be downright weird. Now it's my turn to ask you, are ok this festive season or have you nibbled too much fruitcake? On another thread where you've been bushwacking American kats, I see you making claims that, "There are no aliens." Could have knocked me over with a tail-feather. Cc, I thought you took all 20 McGill vows before they gave you the key to their famous blue cubicles, like no rude noises outside McGill's elegant plastic walls, no spreading secrets within a half-day of receiving them, and never offer clues on streams of silliness. P.S. Now that we're over 100, isn't time to start a continuation of this thread with blue clickies to the previous two. I think that's your job Little Hawk since most of us would be challenged to come up with such interesting uppercase subjects. |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 26 Dec 00 - 11:26 AM Don't expect me to take care of flattop's hormones, Carol. I don't even find him attractive. For one thing, he's got a hairdo that would scare the quills off an Alaskan porcupine. For another, he is seriously lacking in the sort of social skills which are required in order to maintain friendships and normal business relations in a community of this size. I won't go into details... As for you, Hesperis, TALK ABOUT THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK!!! Believe me, folks, if it were not for normal daily necessities like eating, sleeping, going to the bathroom, and so on, she would probably never be found doing anything BUT playing Quest For Glory! She is presently just beginning to play QFG II...AARGHHHH! There are still games 3 to 5 of the cursed thing waiting after that!!! She has to play out every blessed situation possible 3 WAYS...as a fighter, then as a thief, then as a mage. God give me strength to endure. 'Tis the season to be critical... :-D - LH |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: CarolC Date: 26 Dec 00 - 06:25 AM Little Hawk, I think flattop just needs to have his hormones adjusted. You're closest geographically. Could you take care of that please? Only watch out for Jack and Ted standing in the doorway. They might rub up against you and I think that's what's got flattop's hormones out of adjustment in the first place. Carol
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: hesperis Date: 26 Dec 00 - 01:27 AM Yeah, Merry Christmas, everybody. Hawk bought ME Caesar III for MY birthday, and now he INSISTS on using MY computer to play it on? Nice guy, eh? Hmmmm, Quake. No, and which one, anyway? I don't think I'd be interested in the Arena. QFG is much more interesting. (Now if Hawk would get off MY computer long enough for me to play...!) ~*sirepseh*~ |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 26 Dec 00 - 12:51 AM Hi Matt - What song is that? Hesperis says that, no, she has not played Quake as yet. She is presently addicted to the Quest for Glory series. Seriously addicted. Oh, and to be fair, I'm addicted to Caesar III. Merry Christmas, Matt! - LH |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: Matt_R Date: 25 Dec 00 - 11:39 PM Hey hesp & LH, long time no see! Hesp...you play Quake yet???? LH...heard a great song by U2 & Bob Dylan today... |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: Matt_R Date: 25 Dec 00 - 11:38 PM Hey hesp & LH, long time no see! Hesp...you play Quake yet???? LH...heard a great song by U2 & Bob Dylan today... |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: flattop Date: 25 Dec 00 - 11:08 PM I'm fine Little Hawk, how about you? Happy Holidays. You may not be able to get Rizla Greens in Orillia but you should only twist the ends after you've licked and sealed the gummed edge. |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 25 Dec 00 - 07:34 PM Flattop...are you okay? - LH As for Rizla the green...could maybe be from Orillia. He, she or it sounds just twisted enough that I think it's a strong possibility. However, I'm not sure... - LH |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: CarolC Date: 25 Dec 00 - 05:55 PM Rizla the Green, are you from Orillia? |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: flattop Date: 25 Dec 00 - 02:37 PM Who could quibble over a detail or two during this fine festive season when Canadian girls traditionally pluck the dark hairs from their breasts leaving the soft fuzzy ones so that they will look their best when they dress up in their red capes and orange coats to saunter out through the snow into the barns and gently bang frozen dung off nativity sheep with manure forks while keeping an eye out for blackhead-free woodcutters who might pass by and grab them with one hand while swinging their axes in the other and trot them off into the woods keeping in step with the rhythms of half-dead-ted yet leaving a sneaking suspicion that someone or something is eating grandma and a strange notion that the wonderful aroma of food really isn't old butteredballs roasting in the oven. |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: Rizla the Green Date: 25 Dec 00 - 11:37 AM Flattop....I met an old crone recently who regaled me with an old tale of how she had tricked a young spritely 52 year old into spending the night with her, but she was disappointed.....apparently he posted too soon.
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 25 Dec 00 - 10:30 AM flattop, flattop, flattop...I am so concerned for your state of mind. I know that Christmas can be a depressing time for some, and it seems that you are having a rough time. Matter of fact, I still do believe in witches...and they are not wrinkled old crones, generally speaking. At least, not the ones I know. Your story was pretty darn funny (specially the punch line), but had a couple of inconsistencies that I feel duty-bound to point out: 1. "He got into lots of trouble in previuos lives when he had less to do than to write to mudcat." Wrong! I have NEVER had less to do than writing to Mudcat! :-) In this life, in fact, I have mastered the art of having less to do than in any other life I have ever experienced, and I'm proud of it. 2. "Stunned, speechless, Little hawk blurts out, "What do I owe you?" Wrong. People who are speechless don't blurt out anything...they just stand there. 3. Your story is a vile calumny, an unconscionable prevarication, a slander of the first order, and I will get you back for it in some devious and hideous way yet to be determined. Merry Christmas, Flatso! - LH |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: Sorcha Date: 25 Dec 00 - 01:58 AM OK, I won't post. (Hey, I've held out this long, what did you expect on Christmas Eve? I tried, I really did......we need MudCat Posters Anon....) Jeez, I really think I need help....... I did not post to this thread......I did not post, I did not post..... |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: CarolC Date: 25 Dec 00 - 01:46 AM hahaha, Rizla the Green! You're very funny!! Carol |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: flattop Date: 24 Dec 00 - 04:25 PM You see Rizla, Little Hawk started this thread to keep out of trouble. He got into lots of trouble in previuos lives when he had less to do than to write to mudcat. I won't tell you everything that he confessed on the last night that we met at Finnegans, Orillia's Irish pub with 30 televisions and not much Irish, but I could tell you one story. A few years ago, back in the 1920s, Little Hawk got into big trouble as a young executive. After borrowing a large sum of money from his company and losing it playing the stock market, he sank into a deep despair. He stumbled down to a bridge over the river, climbed up on the rail. As thoughts about being caught and his ruined career tormented his mind, a gnarled hand grabbed his arm. He turned and saw an ancient crone in a black cloak, with a wrinkled face and stringy gray hair. "Don't jump," she rasped. "I'm a witch, and I'll grant you three wishes for a slight consideration." "I'm beyond help," Hawker replied, but he told her his troubles anyway. "Nothing to it," she said, crackling, and she passed her hand before his eyes, "You now have a personal account of $200,000!" She passed her hand again. "The money is all back in the company vault!" She covered his eyes for the third time. "And you have just been elected first vice-president of the company." Stunned, speechless, Little hawk blurts out, "What do I owe you?" "You must spend the night making love to me, " she smiled toothlessly. The thought revolted him, but it was certainly worth it, he thought, and together they retired to a nearby hotel. In the morning, the distasteful ordeal over, he was dressing to go home when the old crone in the bed rolled over and asked, "Say sonny, how old are you?" "I'm fifty-two," he said, "Why?" "Aren't you a little old to believe in witches?" |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 24 Dec 00 - 03:09 PM As the proud originator of this completely inane thread, I can only see that I am touched...DEEPLY touched...that it has been resuscitated. Carol C deserves an award for this...or at least a free hormone treatment or two. Rizla - you're absolutely right. It's pathetic. We really don't have anything better to do. I'm sure you can relate to that. :-D Thanks for not posting!!! And a big MERRY CHRISTMAS and thanks to all of you who did or did not post to this thread...or who may yet do or not do so. United we stand, divided we apall. - LH |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: Rizla the Green Date: 24 Dec 00 - 01:25 PM I think you are all really sad people posting to this thread........... GET A LIFE. Have you nothing better to do with your time. I've got loads of proper things to do without wasting my time mucking about posting stupid messages.
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: Extra Stout Date: 23 Dec 00 - 05:37 PM Why not? It seems like a nice enough thread to me. But if thats the way you want it, fine, I wont post to this thread. See if I care. |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: SeanM Date: 23 Dec 00 - 05:19 PM (Band strikes up) LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Firecat has now made the 100th post on this, the "Don't post to this thread" thread! In honor of this auspicious occasion, we here from the society for endless posting would like to encourage you all to take a second, look outside, then resume posting with fervor! Speech! Speech! M |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: Firecat Date: 23 Dec 00 - 04:59 PM Not posting again!! |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: hesperis Date: 23 Dec 00 - 11:47 AM "gratings"? Sorry, no limericks today, just a bad pun of flattop's. I've been on other forums lately, and I'm playing computer games FAR too much. (At least, that's what people are telling me...)
Merry Solstice everybody! (Which was the 21st... oh well.) |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: flattop Date: 23 Dec 00 - 10:41 AM Indubitably, SeanM, especially if you have something deep and meaningful to say with tons of subtext. Just curious may not cut it. Seasons gratings to Shepardstown and the rest of the world, david |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: SeanM Date: 23 Dec 00 - 01:57 AM Hey... if this is 3 months old, does that mean it's OK to post to it now? Just curious. M |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: CarolC Date: 23 Dec 00 - 01:54 AM It's OK everybody, don't panic. I've adjusted my hormone levels and I feel much better now. Please stay in your seats and thank you for your cooperation. Carol (Nice to see you in the forum, Rich(etc.)) |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: Rich(bodhránai gan ciall) Date: 23 Dec 00 - 01:15 AM Carol, Santa's gonna put you on his naughty list for posting to this when ti clearly says not to! Merry Christmas! Rich |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: CarolC Date: 23 Dec 00 - 12:19 AM Merry frigging Christmas. Where the hell did everybody go? C'mon, guys, sure American politics sucks. Sure it's depressing to have to look at endless debate about how it happened, why, and who we're going to blame for it. But does that mean we have to stop having fun? I'm starting to feel a little freaked out here. Where is everybody? |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: mousethief Date: 29 Sep 00 - 06:22 PM Huh?
Alex |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: CarolC Date: 29 Sep 00 - 06:21 PM Thanks, mousethief. Is that why most of the middle aged men I know are going deaf? |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: mousethief Date: 29 Sep 00 - 06:13 PM Phil Spector was an important record producer in the early 1960's. His claim to fame was a sound called the "wall of sound" which was basically a whole lot of different instruments in the background of a song, described by one web site as "a multitracked, overdubbed aural symphony Phil used as the smorgasbord to highlight his singers." The article on Phil in the R&R Hall of Fame says "The chief ingredients in the Wall of Sound -- a massive and cavernous roar created by the fusing of many individual instruments -- were maximum volume and liberal use of echo." The point being that there is no point in the song where there is just silence, and few where just one instrument is playing. Hence, "wall of sound." He produced the Ronettes (which starred his wife Ronnie Spector), the Crystals, and the Righteous Brothers (where the "wall" was a bit more subdued), and other lesser acts.
Alex |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: CarolC Date: 29 Sep 00 - 05:53 PM Sorry, Mbo, I don't know what that means. |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: Mbo Date: 29 Sep 00 - 05:46 PM Carol--3 words. WALL OF SOUND. Awesome! |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: CarolC Date: 29 Sep 00 - 05:45 PM (And is it really Phil Spector we're talking about here, or do you have hamster issues, Little Hawk?) |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: CarolC Date: 29 Sep 00 - 05:41 PM Who's Phil Spector? |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: mousethief Date: 29 Sep 00 - 03:56 PM So? Who isn't a closet rodent abuser? I mean -- um -- never mind.
Alex |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 29 Sep 00 - 11:53 AM Oh, yeah? Well, Phil Spector is a closet hamster abuser. So there! |
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! From: CarolC Date: 29 Sep 00 - 02:30 AM (Bob Dylan is a closet accordion player.) |
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