Subject: some people always here HOW? From: GUEST Date: 11 Oct 00 - 12:27 AM I have had too much time on my hands the last week or so and I have been poking around internet folk sights.... found this place. some of you folks seem to ALWAYS have way too much time on your hands. Your always posting and everyone knows you .You know who you are.Do you have jobs?I guess 9 out of 10 folks are musicians by nature of the site, WHEN DO YOU PLAY? When do you eat? sleep? do you leave the house?Do you get mail here? unfortunately, now I have to log on tommorrow for the answer. I got to say this place does have more than it's share of friendly , funny, intelligent, and informative conversation. That's why I'm concerned. I imagine your all growing pale and in need of a shave and a haircut squinting as you emerge into the light of day. WHAT GIVES |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Rich(bodhránai gan ciall) Date: 11 Oct 00 - 12:30 AM I do not need to shave ever! Rich |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: CarolC Date: 11 Oct 00 - 12:36 AM We're not really people. We're cutting edge computer simulations equipped with fuzzy logic. This makes us seem more like real people. We fooled you, didn't we? |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: rangeroger Date: 11 Oct 00 - 12:42 AM I never emerge into the light of day. rr |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: catspaw49 Date: 11 Oct 00 - 12:46 AM I have no idea what you're talking about. Completely bizarre. Its not even 1 AM yet. I think my first post of the day was about 7 AM ...... What's the problem? Are you not familiar with addiction or what? Geeziz, gimmee a break!!! Some people............. Spaw(:<)) |
Subject: RE: being John Malkovich From: GUEST,John Malkovich Date: 11 Oct 00 - 12:52 AM There is no one here but me... |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Ebbie Date: 11 Oct 00 - 01:51 AM Oh, too funny. S/He's got us. In my case, Guest, this is the first year I have a lot of time to do this. (When you get old enough, you can do it too.) I sit down here probably 4 or 5 times a day- no, not all the mudcat. But I spend up to 7 hours a day on the computer. And of course, the mudcat is nicely accessible. (Except last weekend. Moaaaaan.) Ebbie |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: The Shambles Date: 11 Oct 00 - 02:02 AM ""internet folk sights.... """ That's a pretty good description of me, anyway. Especially this time of the morning, when the calls a cheaper. |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: WyoWoman Date: 11 Oct 00 - 02:04 AM I can order pizza online now. my life is complete. ww |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: thosp Date: 11 Oct 00 - 02:07 AM hun? you mean there's someplace else? peace (Y) thosp |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Lyrical Lady Date: 11 Oct 00 - 02:18 AM HELP...please...HELP! I'm being kept here completely against my will! It was that MUSICMAN's fault ... he led me to this place and left me all alone! Sometimes I'm so scared...especially when RABBITTRUNNING comes along with that strange clock, and that KAT that does all that LAUGHING! Then there's that CAT with huge sPAWS that swats at everone...not to mention the MOUSE that steals everything! What a THEIF! I never really feel safe until NIGHT OWL whispers "OH OH, ICQ ICQ". Oh PRAISE be kind GUEST show me the way to go home... I'm tired and I wanna to go to bed! Lyrical Lady |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Peter Kasin Date: 11 Oct 00 - 02:19 AM Guest, please define "job" and "sleep." I'm not familiar with those words. |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Bugsy Date: 11 Oct 00 - 03:09 AM Easy! You only see the Signature "Bugsy" but there are 30 of us!
Cheers |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: bbelle Date: 11 Oct 00 - 07:15 AM Actually, there's only one mudcatter, who uses 300 aliases. Better responses that way and regardless of who is arguing, he/she always wins. moonjen emerging from the twilight zone |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Troll Date: 11 Oct 00 - 07:39 AM chanteyranger...Sleep is a totally inadequate substitute for coffee. Job? Ya gots me there.I think that's what I used to do before I retired. Guest... I'm here because everybody's gotta be someplace. troll |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: wysiwyg Date: 11 Oct 00 - 07:45 AM Oh I have the best trick of all. I sleep soundly while God takes care of all my posts. See, He is always awake, just having too much fun I guess, watching over us, to sleep. He manages to drop my posts in at just the right moment. Oh I write them myself-- every word. But I never know when they need to be actually posted. You know, in response to what. (You don't think I actually READ all the threads I post in do you????) I just write when I feel like it and send it to my Infinite Spillover Provider, and He uploads the right post when needed from among what I have written. Neat trick, too, since He gives me little hints on what to write sometimes. ~S~ |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Naemanson Date: 11 Oct 00 - 08:04 AM Reality is just a crutch for those who can't handle Mudcat addiction. |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Allan C. Date: 11 Oct 00 - 08:12 AM You mean to say that I have an alternative? |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: rabbitrunning Date: 11 Oct 00 - 08:29 AM Gotta wake up somehow... |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: GUEST,Fibula Mattock Date: 11 Oct 00 - 08:39 AM I gave up a perfectly good job to go back to university (and thereby have constant (free) mudcat access). Er, I mean NOOOO, I'm working REALLY hard and I'll have that paper submitted by 4pm, HONEST. Reality is an illusion brought on by lack of drugs. |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: CamiSu Date: 11 Oct 00 - 08:42 AM If someone would just give me a few extra hours in the day, I'd maybe be able to get it all done.... and wouldn't be sleeping on mudcat time! |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Callie Date: 11 Oct 00 - 08:54 AM I don't spend all my time on Mudcat. Some of it I spend laughing at Bugsy! The quickest wit of the west! Callie |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: MMario Date: 11 Oct 00 - 10:30 AM I spent 5 (that's F*i*v*e*) entire days away from the MudCat! Who says I'm addicted! *thank god that's over! I didn't think I'd make it, despite regular pub sings, multiple songbook and CD purchases and a lot of "sing along" - five days!!!!! what was I; crazy? It's inhumane to have to go five days withou 'catting! * |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: WyoWoman Date: 11 Oct 00 - 11:42 AM What do you mean, I can't heat my mini-pizza in my CD burner? Duh. ww |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Morticia Date: 11 Oct 00 - 12:43 PM I have heard of this 'outside world' of which you speak. I trust it not. |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: hesperis Date: 11 Oct 00 - 01:06 PM There is mudcat and there is circle dance and there is song circle....... Sleep? Please translate that term into something I can understand.... Job? Seen any of those floating around Orillia lately? I do know WHAT a 'job' is, just haven't seen any............. BTW - Lyrical Lady: That was GOOOOD! |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Bill D Date: 11 Oct 00 - 03:18 PM ...and they told me that moving from a 14,400 modem to a 28,000 modem to a 56,000 modem would save time!...now I can waste the same amount of time, but get less thought into each post and read more posts from Amos & Spaw which I can barely comprehend!...if I get cable, or DSL, I can post with NO thought and read almost EVERYTHING with little comprehension!...Fortunately, I can handle it... |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Little Neophyte Date: 11 Oct 00 - 03:28 PM I am so happy to hear someone else has a comprehension problem around here. I try hard, I really do but I just don't understand a lot of what is posted. Maybe there should be a prefix: for Comprehension Impaired (CI) Guest, I bet you would see a whole lot more of my postings if there were CI threads available. Little Neo |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Joe Offer Date: 11 Oct 00 - 03:32 PM Gee, I thought this WAS my job. That's how I spend my time - exploring folk music. I suppose I could do it in a library, but there's an interactive nature to Mudcat that makes the research more interesting. This is a good base of operations, although I'm careful to be sure that I do lots of stuff in the real world, too. My other occupation is as a volunteer lay minister (I'm retired). This folk music stuff keeps me from getting too "churchy." -Joe Offer- |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Musicman Date: 11 Oct 00 - 03:44 PM little neo..... I think comprehension impaired is a symptom brought on by trying to follow any discussion that is involving spaw..... As many of us have seen, most of his 'words' make no sense whatsoever!! let alone follow any coherent pattern of thought.... I think this is brought on by too much time spend in front of the dancing catfish (top of the page).... Fortunately, most of us realize this fairly early on in our mudcat existance, and learn, with the help of others, to ignore the ramblings of our great and blabbering SPAW!!! who's got too much time on their hands for playing on the computer? (did I say playing?, I meant WORKING!) :-0 |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: wildlone Date: 11 Oct 00 - 03:55 PM Guest, be warned do. not be taken in You say you have been looking around "folk web sites", this is how it starts, then you will be posting as a member we will then know you and you will be hooked and spend all your time here GET OUT before it is to late. or just say sod it and join in remember Reality is for people that can't handle drugs |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Lonesome EJ Date: 11 Oct 00 - 03:58 PM Anybody seen Godot? |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: bflat Date: 11 Oct 00 - 04:15 PM You mean this isn't the Mudclone Village where everyone has at least one other one who may also have one who could have two or three additional? How would that work exponentially? I fig'erd that was why some folks are everywhere all the time. bflat |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Bill D Date: 11 Oct 00 - 04:16 PM _____(o)_(o)_____ ........O.... not yet |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Bill D Date: 11 Oct 00 - 04:17 PM pooh...missed...(going back to REAL work!) |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: DougR Date: 11 Oct 00 - 04:55 PM I get paid to do this! The Republican Party hired me to spy on all the liberals at the Mudcat. DougR |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: DougR Date: 11 Oct 00 - 04:55 PM I get paid to do this! The Republican Party hired me to spy on all the liberals at the Mudcat. DougR |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: mousethief Date: 11 Oct 00 - 05:19 PM How can one know that there are some people who are always here, unless one is always here oneself?
Alex |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Ebbie Date: 11 Oct 00 - 05:21 PM Do you get paid extra for doubles, DougR? Good job...({:-}) Ebbie |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Naemanson Date: 11 Oct 00 - 05:27 PM I...am...not...addicted...I...am...here...of...my...own...free...will. All...hail...the...mighty...Max...and...all...the...elves...and...Joeclones...who...provide...this...valuable...service. |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Rick Fielding Date: 11 Oct 00 - 05:29 PM I get paid for this. The B.A.P.O.C.A. (benevolent anarchist party of Canada and America) sent me here to keep an eye on Doug R. Actually I gave up TV (that's the truth) and (being sucky, but honest) I really like the vast majority of folks here. Oh....and Heather and I have NO kids (just cats) and if you don't think that frees up a HUGE amount of time.... Rick (addictive personality) |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: black walnut Date: 11 Oct 00 - 05:58 PM no, really? ~'nut |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Little Neophyte Date: 11 Oct 00 - 06:04 PM Just wait a second, if you saw how lovingly Rick and Heather treat their cats, you would swear they do have children. Rick, you know I am always available for babysitting when I am in town. Little Neo |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: catspaw49 Date: 11 Oct 00 - 06:09 PM I resent the implication that I am ever less that coherent although I am often adherent when I'm stuck on an issue of something like "People" which tend to come in all varieties like the pickles that glow in the dark or the ones that burn your tongue at McDonalds where the coffee is also too hot like a Habanero enema. Spaw |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Little Neophyte Date: 11 Oct 00 - 06:15 PM Why Catspay, I think you are very coherent, in fact, you are my best source of Coles notes. Everytime I don't understand anything around here, you explain it to me. I think they were referring to others, but they pick on you because you are so loveable. Its odd I know, but they are just expressing how much they love you. Little Neo |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Lyrical Lady Date: 12 Oct 00 - 01:16 AM HOW do I mudcat Let me count the ways. It must be the people here who brighten up my days! Incomprehensable blabbering or intellectual prat, Spaw keeps us all together. The Man's a gowd for a' that! With respect to Browning and Burns...oh... and Musicman! Cheers! Lyrical Lady
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Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: DougR Date: 12 Oct 00 - 01:26 AM I'll try to ease your burden, Rick, by staying very visable! Funny. You betch'a Ebby! DougR |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Escamillo Date: 12 Oct 00 - 02:23 AM I'm from Buenos Aires, Argentina. Once I was visiting some official Department to apply for a driving license, and for some reason that I don't remember, I said " ..I THINK THAT.." (and I said it in English!) .Immediately I was taken to the State Secretary of Intelligence, and compulsively hired as a spy, and assigned to investigate the intentions of evil folkies, bluers and celtics to culturally penetrate our traditions, that's why I'm here so frequently. My orders now are to prepare a counter-penetration weapon (a CD with some traditionals sung by myself) that they are planning to use (as a last resort, considering the probably high number of casualties) against that ill-intentioned campaign. Viva la patria. - Andrés
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Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Bugsy Date: 12 Oct 00 - 02:25 AM Thanks Callie, That was really nice of you. Cheers Bugsy |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Bugsy Date: 12 Oct 00 - 02:26 AM Except she wasn't talking about you, you fool, she was talking about me! Cheers Bugsy |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Bugsy Date: 12 Oct 00 - 02:27 AM No she wasn't! she was talking about me! Cheers Bugsy |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Bugsy Date: 12 Oct 00 - 02:28 AM ENOUGH GUYS! She was talking about ME! Weren't you Callie? Cheers Bugsy |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: DougR Date: 12 Oct 00 - 02:39 AM Callie: if Bugsy's posts (above) titillate you, I think you might have a problem. Better check in with Spaw to see if he might have an antidote. DougR |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Bugsy Date: 12 Oct 00 - 02:40 AM PERISH THE THOUGHT! And that goes for all 30 of us! Cheers
THE BUGSIES Most of the Buggsies were deleted.... -Joe Offer- |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Sorcha Date: 12 Oct 00 - 03:04 AM Oh dear. What is the Reporter going to say? That we are all re-iteravite idiots? Guys, you gotta look at your press image, here.
Those of us who aren't always here must be somewhere else, eh? And, if we aren't here, are we there? Where are we? Sorcha, who is thinking seriuosly about running away from whereever HERE is....... |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 12 Oct 00 - 04:12 AM Anyone who knows me well says: "He's not all there". RtS |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: RichM Date: 12 Oct 00 - 05:07 AM Weknow you're not all (there", Roger. Most of you is at Mudcat :) RichM |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Naemanson Date: 12 Oct 00 - 06:45 AM If you find a computer in the forest and it's not logged on to the Mudcat, is it really a computer? |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: GUEST Date: 12 Oct 00 - 08:13 AM Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: black walnut Date: 12 Oct 00 - 08:42 AM bonnie, i'd look after rick's cats for a month if he'd look after my teenagers for one day! ~'nut |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Peter T. Date: 12 Oct 00 - 09:58 AM Hey, Andres, have you got a release date for your CD yet? un abrazo, Peter T. |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Skipjack K8 Date: 12 Oct 00 - 11:07 AM It gets kinda fun when we two dimensional, personality bypassed, socially dysfunctional musical computer geeks meet in Morty's "other world". They're even writing it up in the local paper. Bejaysus, I'll just have to get that shave! Skipjack |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Jock Morris Date: 12 Oct 00 - 11:18 AM SSSHHHHHH!!! Will you guys keep the noise down, my boss will hear what I'm doing when I should be working! Scott |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Catrin Date: 12 Oct 00 - 11:26 AM Well ee-bi-gum! What's all this? I fear another world's outside Is there really more than this? mmmmmm welll, With lots of love and hugs from a cat addict with impaired braincell syndrome writing 'poetry'............. |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Escamillo Date: 12 Oct 00 - 02:31 PM Peter T., thanks for your interest! I sent a sample of one song in MP3 to KatLaughing and she reports that two of their cats died. I'm now rehearsing for an improved recording session with a pianist (the other was with MIDIs) and will gladly send you a copy when ready. Un abrazo - Andrés |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Roger in Sheffield Date: 12 Oct 00 - 03:05 PM thanks guest I am now spending even more time here reading why some people are always here. Please don't create a link back to the top or I may never get out. |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: hesperis Date: 12 Oct 00 - 03:44 PM There is a link back to the top already, Marmaladefly! I am not really here. This is just a dream. I will wake up tomorrow, and say to myself "who were all those strange people? What a wierd dream!" and then promtly roll over and go back to sleep. See, I even dreamed that I wrote this post... |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: mousethief Date: 12 Oct 00 - 04:02 PM What a coincidence, Hesp! I apparently had a dream you wrote that post too! PS I went to your website. Nice pic. Which is your first name and which is your last?
Alex |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: hesperis Date: 12 Oct 00 - 08:00 PM Thanks, MT! I always get that question... My first name is Chagall. |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: DougR Date: 12 Oct 00 - 08:04 PM Uh oh. A message from a democrat is in sight. Must call the Bush headquarters! DougR |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Ebbie Date: 12 Oct 00 - 09:51 PM Ah ha, DougR- are you switching sides? I see no posting after yours- and I'm nominally non-partisan so it can't be me. Ebbie |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: DougR Date: 12 Oct 00 - 10:40 PM I was refering to my distinguished friend who likes mice, Ebbie. The Bush campaign needs to know that mousethief is running amok! DougR |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Rich(bodhránai gan ciall) Date: 12 Oct 00 - 11:27 PM I can easily go 5 days without Mudcat! er, wait you don't mean all at once do you? |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Oct 00 - 02:11 AM You know, I fell in love with Emma Thompson about five years ago. Did you ever notice that in her movies, her characters hardly ever have a job? After I saw a couple of her movies, I started to think this was a good idea. So, I retired. And here I am. Where's Emma? -Joe Offer- |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: CarolC Date: 13 Oct 00 - 06:32 AM Lonesome EJ, No, but Pozzo said he will be along tomorrow. Based on what some of you are saying, I must be in really big trouble, because I understand everything Spaw says. |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Troll Date: 13 Oct 00 - 09:28 AM LEJ, if you see Godot, tell him Louie says "maybe". Understanding Spaw is easy. Just read every third word and multiply by pie.(Mince if you have it. And thanks.) troll |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Geoff the Duck Date: 13 Oct 00 - 10:45 PM Am I Here? I set off to go somewhere, but I just seem to end up in this little box! WHERE AM I......? Oh Well!!!! What is a "SPAW" and does the ointment work??? Where am I??? Who Am I???? Why do you keep reading me??? HELP!!!!!!!! |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: hesperis Date: 17 Oct 00 - 07:01 PM Li'l Neo: that was a beautiful Freudian typo you did there..... "catspay"!!!! LOL! Spaw as 'spayed cat'! Great! |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Mrs.Duck Date: 18 Oct 00 - 09:14 AM Isn't it obvious I am here because I am not there and am not there because I am here. What were those pills the doctor gave me?? |
Subject: RE: some people always here HOW? From: Little Neophyte Date: 18 Oct 00 - 09:19 AM Mrs. Duck, you have offered us all a profound and deep meaningful thought. Are you sure you are not a great Zen Master? I shall call you Dharma Duck from now on. Little Neo |
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