BS: Don't take this too seriously EITHER

Subject: Don't take this too seriously EITHER
From: mousethief
Date: 17 Jan 01 - 12:38 PM

Continuation of this thread

Alex

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously EITHER
From: annamill
Date: 17 Jan 01 - 01:24 PM


Personal Profile for: annamill

Sex: Often!
Living arrangement: With my husband.
What do you think about ouija boards?: I don't.
Your favourite TV show? Buffy the Vampire Slayer
What's on your mouse pad? My mouse?
Favourite board games: Chess
Favourite magazines: Video Store
Favourite smells: None of your business!
Worst feeling in the world: Losing the one you love.
Best feeling in the world: Having the one you love.
Favourite CD: Eric Clapton: Unplugged.
Do you get motion sickness? No
Roller coasters - scary or exciting? Exciting.
How many rings before you answer the phone? 2
Future sons name? That time's gone, but my present
son is James.
Future daughter's name? Amy.
Favourite foods: Cramed chicken dishes like chicken
pot pie, or chicken ala king, etc.
Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla!
Favourite ice cream? pistaccio
Croutons or bacon bits? both!
Do you like to drive? Oh yes!
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Honey's gonna kick
your ass!
What type was your first car: A 1965 Murcury. Scary.
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who
would it be? Ceasar Augustus
Favourite alcoholic drink: Tanquerey and tonic
What is your zodiac sign? Pisces.
Who is your favourite poet?Archie from Archie and
Mahitabel.
Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Sure.
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it
be? A VIDEO STORE OWNER!! (someday)
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it
be? Blond??
Have you ever been in love? Many times.
What is on your walls in your room? Prints,
paintings, mirrors.
Is the glass half empty or half full? Half full.
Favourite movie(s): Barbarella. I would like to be
her.
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? righty.
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys?No
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you
be? a ho ;-)
What's under your bed? Ask my housekeeper.
What is your favourite number? 7
What is your dream car? a very large white Mercedes.
Favourite sport(s)to watch: Baseball when the Red Sox
are playing.
Thanks for giving it a go!

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously EITHER
From: Micca
Date: 18 Jan 01 - 02:03 PM


Personal Profile for: Micca

Sex: yes please
Living arrangement: in a house in London with SO
What do you think about ouija boards?: Don't do predictions
Your favourite TV show? It varies
What's on your mouse pad? Ad and mouse
Favourite board games: Trivial pursuit,
Favourite magazines: New Scientist, Pagan Dawn
Favourite smells: a warm , loving female Body
Worst feeling in the world: Rejection by someone you love
Best feeling in the world: being in love
Favourite CD: Varies, Magic Flute, the Tain,etc
Do you get motion sickness? sometimes
Roller coasters - scary or exciting? Indifferent
How many rings before you answer the phone?2
Future sons name? N/A
Future daughter's name? N/A
Favourite foods: anything except fish and seafood
Chocolate or vanilla? vanilla
Favourite ice cream? As above + a glass of crème de menthe
Croutons or bacon bits?both
Do you like to drive? no
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? No (I had a purple octopus called petulia when unattached)
What type was your first car: N/a
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? Mozart or Richard Feynman
Favourite alcoholic drink: wine(Burgundy)
What is your zodiac sign? Libra
Who is your favourite poet? Varies, R Mc Gough, A Henri, Omar, many more
Do you eat the stems of broccoli? yes
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be?
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be? Wine taster
Have you ever been in love? Yes, and am
What is on your walls in your room? Pictures, books, videos, etc
Is the glass half empty or half full? Half full
Favourite movie(s): Varies, Cinema Paradiso, 3 colours,
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? Righty
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? No
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be? A rake
What's under your bed? Boxes of books and photos
What is your favourite number? 5,13
What is your dream car? Lotus Europa
Favourite sport(s)to watch: Rugby, cricket

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously EITHER
From: Micca
Date: 18 Jan 01 - 02:05 PM

The job should be Wine taster,
the Hair colour is not relevent as I am happy being grey( silver)

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously EITHER
From: hesperis
Date: 19 Jan 01 - 12:22 PM

What I want to know is, why do so many people actually eat the stems of broccoli???!!

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously EITHER
From: mousethief
Date: 19 Jan 01 - 12:27 PM

Because they're delicious and have a wonderful consistency. DUH!

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously EITHER
From: mousethief
Date: 19 Jan 01 - 12:40 PM

You gotsta peel 'em, though. Did I mention that? The outside is horrible tough. The inside, cooked crunchy-tender in something savory, is wonderful. Much more pleasant than all them buds.

Wooooo-whee! I done looked at that redneck thread, and now I can't stop talkin like I got shit on my heels and axle grease on my jeans. Boy howdy!

Alex

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously EITHER
From: Matt_R
Date: 19 Jan 01 - 02:41 PM

Broccoli, to me, is a wonderful emetic.

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously EITHER
From: R!
Date: 19 Jan 01 - 03:21 PM

Oops! Did it wrong. Second try:

Personal Profile for: Reen

Sex: Female
Living arrangement: With a fine old spouse in an even older house.
What do you think about ouija boards?: Sorry, I don't speak French or Swedish.
Your favourite TV show? Ballykissangel.
What's on your mouse pad? Eek! A mouse!
Favourite board games: Trivial Pursuit, Life, Monopoly.
Favourite magazines: This England, trashy old movie mags at the hairdresser's shop.
Favourite smells: The air after a good rain, lilacs, bakery shops.
Worst feeling in the world: Rejection.
Best feeling in the world: Being loved.
Favourite CD: Live Wizardry by Silly Wizard.
Do you get motion sickness? Rarely.
Roller coasters - scary or exciting? Yikes! Scary!
How many rings before you answer the phone? At least two.
Future sons name? It's not a consideration.
Future daughter's name? Neither is this.
Favourite foods: Anjou pears, sweet potatoes, fried mush with maple syrup.
Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate and vanilla.
Favourite ice cream? I'd prefer some lemon Italian water ice.
Croutons or bacon bits? I'd rather not but croutons if I must.
Do you like to drive? Less so now that SUVs have taken over the roads.
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Nah.
What type was your first car: 1967 Chevrolet Bell Air
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? The Tolpuddle Martyrs.
Favourite alcoholic drink: It was champagne before medication became a daily requirement.
What is your zodiac sign? Sagittarius
Who is your favourite poet? Robert Burns
Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Only the tender ones.
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? House Steward.
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be? Auburn - makes a change from brown
Have you ever been in love? Yes.
What is on your walls in your room? Signed print of Luthien from the Silmarillion, bookshelves, photos of friends and mementoes.
Is the glass half empty or half full? Half empty. Would you just top it up, please?
Favourite movie(s): Singin' In The Rain, any Harold Lloyd film.
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? Righty.
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? Of course. I am a professional.
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be? I am the director of a garden club. I AM a do-it-all tool.
What's under your bed? The floor. The bed's nailed to it.
What is your favourite number? Five.
What is your dream car? Almost anything that comes equipped with a driver.
Favourite sport(s)to watch: The Scripps Howard Spelling Bee.

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously EITHER
From: mousethief
Date: 19 Jan 01 - 04:16 PM

"wonderful emetic" is an oxymoron

Alex

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously EITHER
From: mousethief
Date: 19 Jan 01 - 04:21 PM

Oooooh! You like Harold Lloyd?! Right on!

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously EITHER
From: Bernard
Date: 19 Jan 01 - 04:23 PM

Is an oxymoron a resuscitated idiot?

If so, then...!!?

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously EITHER
From: GUEST,Blind Drunk in Blind River
Date: 19 Jan 01 - 04:39 PM

Wow! What a like cool idea, eh? Okay, like...

Personal Profile for: Blidn Drunk in Blind River

Sex:

As often as I can like get it, eh? And tha's not to often cause most ofthe girls in this town are skanks!

Living arrangement:

With my brother whose an idoit.

What do you think about ouija boards?:

Uhhh...lemme get back to you on that...

Your favourite TV show?

Survvivor, eh? Survivor Rules!!! Or maybe Hockey games, eh? Or mabe the one abuot winning a million $ with Regis, eh?

What's on your mouse pad?

Some spilled beer, some crumbs from pizza and chips, some ketchup. Damn mouse dkeeps screwing up anddon''t work right. I'm gonna go and demand a new one for free. Lousy piece of junk!
Favourite board games:

Ummm...backgammon, I guess or maybe checkers. Also, like, checking some guy into the boards real hard, so his teeth rattle, eh?
Favourite magazines:

Hustler and Penthouse. Duh!
Favourite smells:

Beer, bacon & eggs, more beer, coffee, and some things I aint' gonna tell you about.
Worst feeling in the world:

Being pissed on. Losing the game. Getting dumped by a skank.
Best feeling in the world:

Dumping a skank. Pissing on somebody else. Winning the game. Getting totally f**kin wasted on beer or anyting esel. And somethin else I'm not gonna tell you about, eh? Duh!
Favourite CD:

Anything by Guns & Roses.
Do you get motion sickness?

WEll...yeah, eh? After I've had too much beer sometimes and the room starts to spin around, then I do. You don't wanna be around.
Roller coasters - scary or exciting?

F**kin decent, man!
How many rings before you answer the phone?

Sometimes never. Dependds. Thephone's not working now anyway, cos my brother won't pay the bill, so we use the pahy phone outside.
Future sons name?

Ummm...how about Derek, eh?
Future daughter's name?

Shania, for sure. Yeah. Shania.
Favourite foods:

bacon & eggs, pizza, chips, fast food.
Chocolate or vanilla?

Both.
Favourite ice cream?

All.
Croutons or bacon bits?

Both, with some beer, eh?
Do you like to drive?

Damn right I do...even if they did take my license away last year, eh?
Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

GeeZ! Whaddya think I am? If you were here, I'd kick your ass for asking me that!
What type was your first car:

It was a Dodge, eh?
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be?

Ozzie Ozbourne or Axel Rose.
Favourite alcoholic drink:

Beeeeeeer!!! But I'll take what I can get, eh?
What is your zodiac sign?

Flipped if I know...
Who is your favourite poet?

What????
Do you eat the stems of broccoli?

Never have...I eat real food, like pizza, eh?
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be?

Head honcho of the world or president of Labatt's and Molson's breweries.
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be?

Well...maybe lime green...maybe bright red...maybe blond with purple stripes...but then the other guys might think I was a loser, eh? So...I'll pass on this one.
Have you ever been in love?

Yeah. I love my snowmobile. And I love beer.
What is on your walls in your room?

Crap mostly.
Is the glass half empty or half full?

When my brother is around, the flippin glass is empty most of the time!
Favourite movie(s):

Those Chucky ones. Friday 13th. Anything from Steven King.
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous?

Depends how drunk I am...
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys?

No...but at least I don't pick my nose while I'm doing it, eh? Not like my flippin btother!
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be?

You gotta be kidding! Give me a break, eh? You loser!
What's under your bed?

Old pizza and crap like that, plus a lot of pieces of paper and stuff.
What is your favourite number?

9
What is your dream car?

Porsh. Or Lamborgeenee. Ya weenie!!! That was a joke, eh?
Favourite sport(s)to watch:

Hockey! HOckey rules! or football, eh?

Okay, this was like fun, eh? Except for some of the stupid questions. I can't stand stupid people, eh?

- Blind Drunk in Blind River

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously EITHER
From: annamill
Date: 19 Jan 01 - 05:15 PM

Hey Blind Drunk, you kinda sound like those guys in Strange Brew. Rick Moranis, etc. eh! You wouldn't be Canadian wouldya?? eh?

Love, annamill, eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously EITHER
From: GUEST,Blind Drunk in Blind River
Date: 19 Jan 01 - 08:08 PM

Hey Annamill...

Decent! How's it goin', eh? Those guys in Strange Brew are kinda retro now, but they are still my hearos. Mike Myers is my hero too. You betcha I'm a Canadian, eh? And I'm proud of it. I've goosed a moose, kissed a beaver, and chugged every kind of beer there is! I hafta say that American beer sucks, so I hope your not American, cos I don't want to hurt any feelings out there, but it just does, okay?

So, like, are you American? I get along fine with Americans usually.

I'm from the greatest little town in Canada which is Blind River. You don't wanna blink too hard or you might miss it, but it's still my home, eh? So I'm, like, patiriotic abuot the place.

Excuse the bad tiping...I was alwyas bad at that. I'ts not like I'm dialectic or anything, I'm just mostly under the influence, if ya know what I meen. We like to have a GOOD TIME ALL THE TIME here...like the drummer in Spinal Tap.

Hey, those guys are my heroes too! Nigel! Nigel! Nigel!

Nigel Tufnel rules! TAP! TAP! TAP! (Geez, I just woke up my brother Don! He was conked out on the couch. He looks like something the dog threw up on the grass! Ha! Ha!)

I'm still hoping they will play Blind River...Spinal Tap I meen, eh?

Hey, Neil Young put Blind River in a song, eh? Neil Young is also my heroe.

Okay, so, like, my and my brother Don, you know the stupid one? We've gotta hit the bars, so I'll see ya later.

Chow!

- Blind Drunk in Blind River

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously EITHER
From: mousethief
Date: 19 Jan 01 - 09:11 PM

But he's NOT dialectic.

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously EITHER
From: MarkS
Date: 19 Jan 01 - 09:28 PM

Take the stems - peel them yes yes yes - blanch quickly, drain and sautee quickly in good olive oil.
MarkS

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously EITHER
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jan 01 - 09:52 PM

Maybe he's dyspeptic...

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously EITHER
From: CarolC
Date: 20 Jan 01 - 03:34 AM

I don't think he's Canadian.

"You gotta be kidding! Give me a break, eh? You loser!"

--BDiBR

Hmmm?

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously EITHER
From: kendall
Date: 20 Jan 01 - 11:10 AM

I'm an American, and I agree. Our beer sucks. Give me a pint of stout in a Scotish pub anytime.

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously EITHER
From: Amergin
Date: 20 Jan 01 - 01:42 PM

Yes it does...for most part...

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously EITHER
From: flattop
Date: 20 Jan 01 - 05:25 PM

BDIBR wrote: What Neil Young put Blind River in a song, eh?

Which song?

d.

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously EITHER
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Jan 01 - 05:31 PM

I think it might be "Long May You Run". Seems to me there's a line in there about being back in Blind River in 1962 or something like that...

But I'm not sure.

Anybody?

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously EITHER
From: flattop
Date: 20 Jan 01 - 06:13 PM

You got it Little Hawk. Thanks. Now I recognize the lyric. Checking the net since I read your post I found references to a a two cd set of the Stills-Young Band with the title: Blind River in '62. Recorded in 1976.

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously EITHER
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Jan 01 - 07:00 PM

a few years ago, almost all American beer DID stink...but now there are many small breweries that do marvelous things....you just gotta look

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously EITHER
From: KingBrilliant
Date: 21 Jan 01 - 10:24 AM

*** THIS IS NOT KB, IT'S HAMMERITE ON KB's MACHINE, BUT GUEST THINGY DIDN'T WORK******

Personal Profile for : Hammerite

Sex: for god's sake I'm nine!
Living arrangement: with parents
What do you think about ouija boards?:pretty cool
Your favourite TV show? the mole
What's on your mouse pad? ain't got one
Favourite board games: monopaly
Favourite magazines: beano
Favourite smells: CHOCOLATE
Worst feeling in the world:embarressment
Best feeling in the world: laughter
Favourite CD: robby williams
Do you get motion sickness? yes
Roller coasters - scary or exciting?exciting
How many rings before you answer the phone?till i get there
Future sons name?beats me
Future daughter's name? frogmella
Favourite foods: sausages
Chocolate or vanilla? chocky of course
Favourite ice cream? screwballs
Croutons or bacon bits? bacon bits
Do you like to drive? I'M NINE MAN
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? yes and real ones
What type was your first car: I'M STILL NINE
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? Robby Williams
Favourite alcoholic drink:no older yet
What is your zodiac sign? aries
Who is your favourite poet? matt (local nutter/genius)
Do you eat the stems of broccoli? yuck man
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? actoress
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be? green
Have you ever been in love? don't be sick
What is on your walls in your room? camo net
Is the glass half empty or half full? same thing DUR !
Favourite movie(s):titanic
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous?Righty
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys?NO
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be? lawn mower
What's under your bed?cat shit
What is your favourite number?253,456,572
What is your dream car? old banger
Favourite sport(s)to watch: rugby