Subject: Searching For Retirement Songs From: Naemanson Date: 21 Mar 01 - 12:33 PM Next week a close friend will be retiring after 24 years in her second career as a marketing representative for Pfizer. (We have always referred to her as our own junkie dealer.) She has asked me to sing something at her retirement party and I am coming up short on songs of retirement. Thanks to Jeri I have PROSPECT, PROVIDENCE, PERSEVERANCE but no others come to mind. How about it gang? Any input? I'll need words and tune.
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Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: GUEST,Matt_R Date: 21 Mar 01 - 12:35 PM WHEN I'M SIXTY-FOUR --The Beatles |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: GUEST,Dita (at work) Date: 21 Mar 01 - 12:44 PM Peggy Seeger wrote one called "THAT'S HOW THE WORLD GOES ON" More applicable to male perhaps - it's subject is how sailors, miners, etc, get to retire but lovers never do. love, john |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: Naemanson Date: 21 Mar 01 - 12:48 PM By the way, the songs have to be something I can sing without accompaniment. |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: GUEST,Matt_R Date: 21 Mar 01 - 12:50 PM Dies Irae |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: mousethief Date: 21 Mar 01 - 12:52 PM "TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT"? "I'm Free" by the Who? Retiring is not something most "folk" have ever gotten to do. It's a fairly recent phenomenon, really.
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Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: GUEST,Bruce O. Date: 21 Mar 01 - 12:56 PM I've been retired (partly) for 13 years, but haven't had time to sing about it. I'm on the edge of being again temporarily unretired. Those slim retirement checks are much easier to get rid of than those regular old bloated paychecks.
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Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: Hollowfox Date: 21 Mar 01 - 01:04 PM "GET UP AND GO", from DT? Might work. |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: mousethief Date: 21 Mar 01 - 01:10 PM How about "TIME FOR LIVIN'" by the Association? |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: Hollowfox Date: 21 Mar 01 - 01:13 PM Or how about "BRING FLOWERS" by Malvina Reynolds? (didn't see it in DT). The chorus is:
Bring flowers, bring flowers, It's about praising somebody before the funeral instead of during it; sounds strange, putting it like that, but I think it'd work. |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: mousethief Date: 21 Mar 01 - 01:25 PM This is still gnawing at my brain. "I GOT A NAME" by Jim Croce would fit nicely. |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: Barbara Shaw Date: 21 Mar 01 - 01:35 PM I recently retired, and the kinds of songs that come to mind for me would be:
>a href=/thread.cfm?threadid=8056#1440989>OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: Pseudolus Date: 21 Mar 01 - 01:39 PM (I don't wanna work. I just wanna) BANG ON THE DRUM ALL DAY (Todd Rundgen) DON'T WORRY BE HAPPY (Bobby McFerrin)
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Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: mousethief Date: 21 Mar 01 - 01:43 PM MONEY FOR NOTHING (Dire Straits)? |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: BobP Date: 21 Mar 01 - 01:49 PM Here's a short ditty, easy to learn and all in room will know melody. Happy Trails to you, you've said with work you're through,
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Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: GUEST,Pete Peterson at work Date: 21 Mar 01 - 02:42 PM there's a great old protest song, Joe Glazer I think, "TOO OLD TO WORK (and too young to die)" I learned it out of John Greenway's American Folk Songs of Protest. If that isn't appropriate, try Roy Acuff's OLD AGE PENSION CHECK. . . . And now for something completely different, the Waterson's I LIKE TO RISE WHEN THE SUN SHE RISES is a good choice! |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: GUEST,Anon2 Date: 21 Mar 01 - 04:28 PM Retirement music is easier. Just connect a tie rod from the front of one of the rockers of your rocking-chair to the crank of a barrel organ, or better, get the plans from Dick Rodgers for his mechanical version of the steam-driven hurdy-gurdy, and do the key business with your toes. |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: Joe Offer Date: 21 Mar 01 - 05:33 PM Gee, I hope you all remember that it's the custom to post lyrics if we don't have 'em. It seems like a lot of retirement songs are sad, and I certainly haven't experienced much sadness from my 18 months of retirement. I'll have to think of some happy retirement songs. Just now, the one that comes to mind doesn't apply - ALL USED UP Here's a happy one by Peter Krug - GERITOL GYPSY. -Joe Offer, retired- |
Subject: add: THAT'S HOW THE WORLD GOES ON ^^ From: Joe Offer Date: 21 Mar 01 - 06:08 PM THAT'S HOW THE WORLD GOES ON (Peggy Seeger) When a miner gets old, he leaves the coal-face, Abandons his work and the tools of his trade; The mine was his life but the life got too tough, When a miner gets old, they pension him off. Now he looks to his garden, walks down to the pub, Goes out with the wife, plays darts at the club. *A strong young miner is filling his tubs- That's how the world goes on. Chorus: That's how the world goes on and on, That's how the world goes on; A strong young miner is filling his tubs- That's how the world goes on. When a seaman gets old, he retires to land, Leaving the skills that were at his command; He dreams of his ship and it's hard to be free, When a seaman gets old, he's not welcome at sea. Now he sits on a bench and he cracks with his mates, Hangs around harbours and dockyard gates. A strong young seaman has taken his place- That's how the world goes on. (chorus) When a lover grows old, he's tempted to spurn The knowledge that took him a lifetime to learn; But a woman is more than a mine or a ship- My lover's grown old and I won't let him quit. You've still got the job, you've a garden to tend, No pension for lovers, just toil to the end. *It's time to clock on, love, so kiss me again, That's how the world goes on. (chorus) *This line becomes the third line of each following chorus. Source: Peggy Seeger Songbook copyright 1992, Peggy Seeger (written in 1988) @work @love filename[ HOWRLDGO JRO Apr01^^ |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: Sarah the flute Date: 22 Mar 01 - 03:36 AM What about Vin Garbutt. I'm sure he does an unaccompanied song or two concerning retirement |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: nutty Date: 22 Mar 01 - 08:46 AM There's MAN OF THE EARTH written by Bernie Parry ALBERT'S PRETTY FLOWERS by George Armstrong OLD CISSY LEE by Vin Garbutt SILVER IN THE STUBBLE by Sidney Carter |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: GUEST,Pete MacGregor at work Date: 22 Mar 01 - 09:25 AM Try 'THEIR WAY' in digitrad. Maybe it could be adapted for the occasion. |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: Naemanson Date: 22 Mar 01 - 02:13 PM These are great! Thanks all. Now I have some work to do to sort through and find them either written out or recorded so I can get a sense of the tunes. Anything you can do to help would be greatly appreciated. Brett |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: Jim Dixon Date: 22 Mar 01 - 02:29 PM "FARMER IN FLORIDA," by Sally Rogers, but it's a downer. Sorry. There's always "TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT." You might look for other anti-work songs. What does your friend plan to do after retirement? How does she like to spend her time? There are songs in DT about fishing, for instance, and gardening, if those are appropriate. |
Subject: Lyr Add: BANKS OF THE DEE^^^ From: bill\sables Date: 22 Mar 01 - 07:25 PM BANKS OF THE DEE Last Saturday night on the banks of the Dee I met an old man in distress I could see We sat down together and to me he did say I've lost my employment 'cause my hair it's turned grey Chorus; I am an old miner aged fifty and six If I could get lots I would raffle my picks I'd raffle them, I'd sell them I'd throw them away For I can't get employment my hair has turned grey When I was a young chap I was just like the rest Each day in the pit I'd do my very best When I had a loose place I'd be filling all day Now at fifty and six my hair it's turned grey Last Wednesday night to the reckoning I went To the colliery office I went straight fornenst I'd just got my pay packet, I was walking away When they gave me my notice 'cause my hair it's turned grey Now all you young fellows, it's you that's to blame If you get good places, you'll do just the same If you get good prices you'll hew them away But you're sure to regret it when your hair it's turned grey. HTML line breaks added. -JoeClone, 12-Apr-01. |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: GUEST,Roll&Go-C Date: 22 Mar 01 - 07:42 PM Brett, you could do worse than "TIS OUR SAILING TIME." Then there's "GREY FUNNEL LINE" and if you're feeling cynical "THE DUMMY LINE." There's also Nor's story about the tank designer who gets laid off "THE BALLAD OF JAKE AND 10-TON MOLLY" and when you're really feeling bitter there's "(I'm Gonna) GO TO WORK ON MONDAY (One More Time)" by Si Kahn. You'll do fine! |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: Naemanson Date: 22 Mar 01 - 08:10 PM And I just remembered "THE LAST WATCH" by Stan Rogers! I already know that one. |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: jacko@nz Date: 22 Mar 01 - 08:33 PM I sang Matt Armour's 'GENERATIONS OF CHANGE' at my own retirement |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: Tinker Date: 22 Mar 01 - 08:59 PM More on the lines of aging rather than retirement specifically. Shel Silverstein has written some great stuff that is collected on the "Old Dogs" Cd (Jennings, Bare, Tillis, Reed) OLD DOGS ("He can still bury a bone"), CUT THE MUSTARD ("I ain't too old to cut the mustard, just too tired to spread it around"), and more seriously TIME. I'll post lyrics tomorrow, my server has kicked me off twice already tonite. Some of it may need to be folk processed to switch the gender but it's awfully funny stuff about life as we get older Tinker |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: Naemanson Date: 23 Mar 01 - 06:37 AM Thanks Tinker, I'd like to see the lyrics for those Shel Silverstein songs. I have a soft part in my head, er... heart for Shel. Let's take this in another direction. Many of the retirement songs focus on age and slowing down and the negative side of retirement. Lets get some songs that focus on the up side of life. Maybe some songs about her hobbies and life. She is spiritual so any spiritual song will do. I have access to tons of those. She is a photographer, specializing in wildlife pohtography. She especially loves bears and her walls are covered with pictures of them including some rather heartstopping closeups (and, no, there was no telephoto lens used). She loves to travel and will be doing more of that. She just came home from a trip to Ecuador where she was photographing Sea Lions and was bitten by one (in the butt!) She loves to go sea kayaking. She's in her mid sixties and single if there are any special guys out there looking for a mate. She's shopping around... (That's SHOPPing!)
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Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: Naemanson Date: 23 Mar 01 - 06:38 AM And she's a birdwatcher and loves birds. She loves her cats and is convinced she will be able to teach them not to eat her birds. |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: GUEST,Dita (at Work) Date: 23 Mar 01 - 06:58 AM Pertaining to her hobbies you could try:- TEDDY BEARS PICNIC. love, john. |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: Auxiris Date: 23 Mar 01 - 11:36 AM Jim Dixon: I'd just like to say that "Farmer in Florida," was written by Kitty Donohoe, not Sally Rogers and it's on her cassette tape by the same title. cheers, Aux
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Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: Hollowfox Date: 24 Mar 01 - 10:58 AM How about "WALTZING WITH BEARS"? |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: Keith A of Hertford Date: 24 Mar 01 - 01:53 PM A DALESMAN'S LITANY is about giving up work in lots of dramatic jobs. It also has a cracking, and spiritual, chorus. Best wishes, Keith. |
Subject: Lyr Add: QUARTZITE^^ From: GUEST,Nancy Date: 24 Mar 01 - 08:26 PM Can't believe nobody has mentioned a lovely retirement song on Small Potatoes' "Time Flies" CD: QUARTZITE Roy took his pension after 30 some years, A machinist at Allied in Cleveland Now he passes his days pretty much all the same, Maybe listens to the Indians in the evenin' He watches his options whittle down to a few, And his once wide horizons grow narrow So Roy went downtown, took a second on the house, And drove home in a brand new Pierce Arrow There's a cab-over Roadstar with a Datsun in tow, On a road ten miles out of Sedona Three days ago they closed the house in St. Paul, And tonight it's southwest Arizona. She's slower in rising, sometimes she forgets, And what's left of his hair has gone white But by anyone's measure there's life in them yet, And they'll dance on the desert tonight. Chorus: Up north where we come from it's snowing, of course But it's warm as a baby here in Quartzite The rivers are frozen way back to their source But we'll dance on the desert tonight There's a bunch of old duffers with drums and guitars, Tuning up on an old plywood stage We'll pull on our boots and our best western gear, just to get out and act half our age Ch. I ain't leaving none of these pages unfilled, Always felt like a rascal, I feel that way still Stay with me, dear, up this one final hill, And we'll dance in the desert tonight. Makes me tear up just to type it! nancy HTML line breaks added. -JoeClone, 12-Apr-01. |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: Tattie Bogle Date: 25 Mar 01 - 08:00 PM Not so much about retirement as being 50 (or any age you like to change the words to) "FREEWHEELING NOW" is a great song by Jim Reid, very popular when someone reaches a certain age: it does talk about the effects of aging but not in a negative way. Tattie B |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: cetmst Date: 26 Mar 01 - 06:47 AM If there's a retirement home in the future, Ruth Pelham's "ACTIVITY ROOM" is upbeat. Chords and lyrics in "Rise Up Singing" which contains many other songs in its Time and Changes section. |
Subject: Lyr Add: THE FACTORY LAD^^^ From: radriano Date: 26 Mar 01 - 11:25 AM The Factory Lad by Colin Dryden is a great retirement song. The Factory Lad by Colin Dryden You wake up in the morning and dawn's as black as night, Your mother's shouting up the stairs and you know she's winning the fight So you'd best venture out of your bed, me lad, for you know it's getting late And it's down the stairs and up the road and through the factory gate Chorus: Turning steel, how do you feel, As in the chuck you spin? If you felt like me you'd roll right out And never roll back in Wet and bleak the morning as you squeeze in through the gate, As you clock on your bell'll ring - eight hours is your fate Off comes your coat, all wet and cold and, "Right, lads!" is the cry With an eye on the clock and the other on the lathe You wish that time could fly The gaffer's walking down the shop and so it's work you must The grinding, groaning, spinning metal - the hot air and the dust And I'm often dreaming of me girl as we're walking through the park Whilst I'm gazing on the blueing steel and a million flying sparks Now old Tom Black, last Friday his final bell did ring With his hair as white as his face beneath and his oily, sunken skin Well, he's made a speech, and he's bid farewell to a lifetime working here And as I shook his hand I felt I'd laboured forty years So when me time it comes and at last I leave this place I'll walk out past the chargehand's desk and I'll never turn my face Up to the gates, into the sun and I'll leave it all behind me With one regret, for the lads I've left to carry on the grind Richard |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: JudeL Date: 27 Mar 01 - 07:00 AM How about "THE PARTING GLASS" or since you said she was convinced she could teach her cat not to go after birds perhaps she'd appreciate "THE CAT THAT ROAMED" sometimes known as "I can't fly but my moggy can" Jude |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: Naemanson Date: 27 Mar 01 - 08:38 AM The retirement songs are too sad and she is anything but. There will be a fair number of doctors and nurses in the room. How about medical songs? Something funny about medicine would be good. |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: pattyClink Date: 27 Mar 01 - 10:54 AM Another tack that would work if you or a colleague can do parodies: take the honoree's favorite song and write new lyrics. I came up with a fractured but tender spin on "GENTLE ANNIE" for my sister when she turned 50, it was much appreciated. Had lines like "so congratulations to you, don't let barnacles unglue you, make your next 50 be hearty and be hale". We had a man leave our office after many years for something better; for him, we turned 'MY WAY' into "Ware's Way" and wove in typical, funny things he would do. Framed the lyrics as a memento. I think he took it well, and it gave the party a great focus and a lot of laughs. |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: Genie Date: 02 Aug 02 - 02:51 PM Just connecting the threads. |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: GUEST,jaze Date: 02 Aug 02 - 10:12 PM "IN TALL BUILDINGS" by John Hartford |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: Hrothgar Date: 05 Aug 02 - 05:42 AM If you want a Colin Dryden song about retirement, try "Old Sither," but it's not all that cheerful. If you want it, I can dig out some words. Tunes, I'm not into. That could make it awkward! |
Subject: Lyr Add: ROLL THE U-HAUL DOWN From: EBarnacle1 Date: 05 Aug 02 - 12:50 PM When Bernie Klay announced his retirement to Florida, Jan and I got up and premiered a song we had written several years ago to the tune of "Roll the Woodpile Down." When I retire in due time Way down to Florida Mine Miami Condo will be divine And we'll roll the U-Haul down. Rolling, rolling, rolling the U-haul down That sweetheart of mine's of the Flatbush line; And we'll roll the U-Haul down. Mine condo will have an ocean view Way down in Florida That the hurricanes will blow right through And we'll roll the U-haul down. A redwood hot tub there will be With Champagne and a Jacuzzi. Mine condo it will be so neat With plastic slipcovers on every seat. [You can personalize it also. For Bernie we added The folks in Naples had better flee Right out of Florida Cause Bernie is the Terror of the Streets And we'll roll the U-Haul down.] It really goes over well if you sort of gargle the l's and r's. Even if you start this as a solo, generally the audience ends up joining in. Feel free to add verses and play with it.
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Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: GUEST,judy.pringle@titan.com Date: 31 May 05 - 08:55 PM my husband is retiring after 23 yrs in the Air Force, he wants a song that reflects his childhood thru the adult years accompanied witha video of childhood/adult hood pictures. He doesn't want a sad melodramatic song. |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: Peace Date: 31 May 05 - 08:58 PM I saw the thread title and thought, "What could be better than writing something like, 'Hey, Jude'?" That oughta be enough to retire on, but then I realized what the thread's about. |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: Sorcha Date: 31 May 05 - 09:18 PM GONNA LAY DOWN MY OLD GUITAR??? |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: Big Al Whittle Date: 31 May 05 - 09:22 PM How about a song from where he comes from? there's lots of songs about where people come from about being a GEORDIE LAD, or MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I'M A LONDONER or THE LINCOLNSHIRE POACHER, or IN MY LIVERPOOL HOME.... after all where you come from is part of your identity all the best al |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: patriot1314 Date: 01 Jun 05 - 03:59 AM My own favourite is "BLUE DENIM DAYS" by Ian Bruce |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: GUEST,I have a retirement song that I wrote Date: 20 Feb 06 - 10:59 AM It's called "Goodbye My Friend" -- to hear the music and lyrics go to www.trunorthmusic.com and click on "Goodbye My Friend." |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: GUEST,A great retirement song! Date: 20 Feb 06 - 11:37 AM It's beautiful & FREE! Goto www.touchedbyatune.com and click on "Goodbye My Friend" |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: GUEST,J C Date: 21 Feb 06 - 04:07 AM Two songs by MacColl if you can get his 'Songs of Ewan MacColl' book THE RAMBLER FROM CLARE - written for 'The Irishmen' film circa 1964 LAMENT FOR THE DEATH OF A NOBODY (Festival of Fools 1968) |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: Paco Rabanne Date: 21 Feb 06 - 04:12 AM "DEATH WALKS BEHIND YOU" by Atomic Rooster. |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: KenBrock Date: 21 Feb 06 - 02:04 PM "ONE MORE MINUTE" by Weird Al Yankovic |
Subject: Lyr Add: EASY STREET From: sinpelo Date: 22 Feb 06 - 04:50 AM The style is anything but folk, you'll have to figure out your own tune and it's probably the367th song called Easy Street but it IS about retirement (at least it's short and over with fairly quickly....... the song, that is. Not retirement.) Easy Street I'm putting my worries in storage I'm turning down the heat I'm directing my feet To Easy Street I'm smoothing over my raw edges My disposition is sweet I'm directing my feet To Easy Street There's things I always wanted to do But never had time enough Now I've time on my hands To at least try a few If only I still had the puff I'm handing over the whole shaboodle It's time I took a back seat I'm directing my feet To Easy Street instrumental period I've lived life in the Fast Lane It's time I started to slow Now I get hemorrhoids And varricose veins Oh Sweet Bird of Youth Where the f**k did you go? I'm handing over the whole shaboodle It's time I took a back seat I'm directing my feet To Easy Street |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: GUEST Date: 23 Feb 06 - 04:57 PM Five for Fighting - 100 YEARS |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: katlaughing Date: 23 Feb 06 - 05:07 PM Gonna buy myself a motorhome by Roy Bookbinder. Scroll down and listen to a sample. |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: GUEST,susie Date: 25 Apr 06 - 09:38 AM a very warm and uplifting retirement song is "Goodbye My Friend" (c)2006 by Susie Krauter -- you can find it here: www.touchedbyatune.com Hope it will encourage the hearts. |
Subject: Lyr Add: WALKIN' IN THE SUNSHINE (Roger Miller) From: Alaska Mike Date: 25 Apr 06 - 09:49 AM As a kid or an old fart, I always found Roger Miller's "Walkin' In The Sunshine" to be a great song for lifting spirits. I get to retire in 4 more years and I'm certainly looking forward to walking in the sunshine when I do. WALKIN' IN THE SUNSHINE by Roger Miller Walking In The Sunshine, sing a little sunshine song, Put a smile upon your face as if there's nothing wrong. Think about a good time had a long time ago, Think about forgetting about your worries and your woes, Walking In The Sunshine, sing a little sunshine song.
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Subject: Lyr Add: SHADY ACRES (Janis Ian) From: bobad Date: 25 Apr 06 - 11:40 AM Not exactly a retirement song rather a wry commentary on the retirement industry and on our society's attitude towards the aged, written by Janis Ian at the tender age of seventeen. She attempted to sing it on "The Joey Bishop Show" on live television and the censors tried to shut her down while on the air, but Bishop refused to let them stop her, and she was able to finish the song. SHADY ACRES So you've grown tired of your parents always hanging around Now they spoil your children and having grandparents is out Yes, and they raised you well but you wish to hell That they'd go away so you wouldn't have to pay for their food, Forget all the years when they paid for you. Chorus Send your mother to Shady Acres, send your father to Shady Acres, We'll take good care of them, you won't be aware of them, Send them to Shady Acres. Well if one of them's dead, don't worry your head, 'cause we have a matchmaker They can sit down and kvetch on the rest home steps while watching Green Acres Yes, if you don't want to visit, well there's no requisite We have foster sons and daughters to help all our boarders to stop feeling blue Keep the checks coming and we won't bother you. Chorus Yes, our home's so peaceful, they die while they're sleeping, yes, right in their beds Now there's no need for worry, we have our own mortuary and a beautiful cemetery Yes, we are good people, we care for the feeble We've devoted our lives to the husbands and wives Who don't want their fathers around to be bothers So send 'em, we're respectable, and tax deductible. Final Chorus Send your mother to Shady Acres, send your father to Shady Acres, We'll take good care of them because we love them, Send them to Shady Acres. |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: Northerner Date: 25 Apr 06 - 01:03 PM Marie Little does one about being old. Can't remember what it's called though. |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: John MacKenzie Date: 25 Apr 06 - 01:13 PM Well I'm surprised nobody has mentioned my own personal favourite, which I used to sing a lot back in my 'bitter and twisted' days. A song performed by Donovan called GOLDWATCH BLUES with this wonderfully evocative chorus, Here's your gold watch and the shackles for your chains And your piece of paper, to say you left here sane And if you've a son who wants a good career Just get him to sign on the dotted line and work for 20 years Giok |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: GUEST,Joe_F Date: 25 Apr 06 - 10:36 PM SAILOR'S REST, by Stan Rogers. IN THE SIDINGS, by Cyril Tawney. --- Joe Fineman joe_f@verizon.net ||: Sincerity is so cheap, it's a wonder anyone bothers to be a hypocrite. :|| |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: Susanne (skw) Date: 26 Apr 06 - 07:37 PM It seems Harvey Andrews' funniest retirement song hasn't been mentioned: LEAVING HOME (the parents, not the kids ...) |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: Genie Date: 26 Apr 06 - 11:37 PM I'm having a bit of trouble figuring out what the original question or request was, because the posts are not all in sequence, but here are a couple suggestions of songs for retirees or just for us geezers. ;) WHEN I FIRST CAME TO THIS LAND KISSES SWEETER THAN WINE WHEN YOU AND I WERE YOUNG, MAGGIE IT WAS A VERY GOOD YEAR THE DUTCHMAN MAIDS WHEN YOU'RE YOUNG NEVER WED AN OLD MAN - (just kidding!) ;) I'M GLAD I'M NOT YOUNG ANYMORE (from "Gigi") Of course, one could always anticipate a lovely retirement with Hoagy Carmichael's UP A LAZY RIVER |
Subject: Lyr Add: YOUNG AT HEART (from Frank Sinatra) From: GUEST,browsingGUEST Date: 06 May 06 - 07:00 AM how about... Young at Heart by Frank Sinatra Fairy tales can come true, it can happen to you If you're young at heart For it's hard, you will find, to be narrow of mind If you're young at heart You can go to extremes with impossible schemes You can laugh when your dreams fall apart at the seams And life gets more exciting with each passing day And love is either in your heart or on its way Don't you know that it's worth every treasure on earth To be young at heart For as rich as you are it's much better by far To be young at heart And if you should survive to 105 Look at all you'll derive out of being alive Then here is the best part You've had a head start If you are among the very young at heart And if you should survive to 105 Look at all you'll derive out of being alive Then here is the best part You've had a head start If you are among the very young at heart |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: GUEST,.gargoyle Date: 06 May 06 - 10:28 PM The Ol' Grey MareShe S&*((T ...on the wiffle-tree.
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Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: Bert Date: 07 May 06 - 02:16 AM Then there's that parody of Last Thing On My Mind By Sue Trainer "Can't Remember THE LAST THING ON MY MIND" |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: GUEST,Guest Date: 11 Jun 06 - 01:13 AM Here's a retirement song that is truly inspiring! Really a MUST if you love the person who's retiring! Check this out: http://www.trunorthmusic.com/Lyrics/GoodbyeMyFriendSONG.html |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 11 Jun 06 - 09:41 PM Isnt it time to Retyre (Retry) these songs? |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: stallion Date: 12 Jun 06 - 06:03 AM PROSPECT, PROVIDENCE, PERSEVERANCE Kieth Marsden |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: GUEST,Retired in San Diego Date: 19 Jan 07 - 01:07 AM I just retired today and my personal playlist includes: SCHOOL'S OUT (for Summer) By Alice Cooper BANG ON THE DRUM ALL DAY by Todd Rundgren TIME HAS COME TODAY by the Chambers Brothers YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT by the Rolling Stones (You Gotta) FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT (to Party) by the Beastie Boys Enjoy! |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: Jim Lad Date: 19 Jan 07 - 03:09 AM THE 200-YEAR-OLD ALCOHOLIC. Makem & Clancy Collection. |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: Amos Date: 19 Jan 07 - 08:48 AM TOO OLD TO WORK (and Too Young to Die) comes to mind. A |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: Black Hawk Date: 19 Jan 07 - 09:38 AM ONEY sung by Johnny Cash One I've been meaning to learn for years - lots of 'truth' for many manual workers! |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: GUEST,shan in miami Date: 21 Mar 07 - 07:15 AM I love using "THOSE WERE THE DAYS" either as is or making a parody. |
Subject: Lyr Add: THE LAST THING ON MY MIND (parody) From: Rusty Dobro Date: 21 Mar 07 - 09:53 AM THE LAST THING ON MY MIND There's no lesson I'm capable of learning, 'Cos my mind's on the blink I always hope that my memory's returning, But I'm too old, I think. When I go to the kitchen I look round in fear, Am I here to get coffee or beer? I look around for clues but there's nothing I can find, I'm searching for the last thing on my mind. As I drive in my car in the morning, Where to go? I just don't know. A suspicion is gradually forming, That my mind's working slow. Was I going to the station, or was it the bank? Oh, why has the last hour gone blank? I try to remember, but it's hopeless, I find. I can't recall the last thing on my mind. I had reasons a-plenty for going, What they were I just can't say. Now my panic is rapidly growing, I've been in Tesco's all day. Did I come to buy sugar, is it cabbage I need? Was it Oxos or budgerigar seed? I did make out a list, but I've left it behind. Whatever was the last thing on my mind? I know the capital of Texas is Austin, I know Morocco's is Rabat, I can name Southampton's winning FA cup team, Just how sad is that? But don't ask me to tell you what I did yesterday, For my memory has drawn down the blind, I used to get upset, now I'm becoming resigned To searching for the last thing on my mind. I |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: GUEST Date: 22 Mar 07 - 02:30 PM FRED JONES PART II by Ben Folds Best retirement song ever, very sad! |
Subject: Lyr/Chords Add: ONEY (Johnny Cash) From: Sandy Mc Lean Date: 22 Mar 07 - 04:34 PM ONEY Words and music by Jerry Chesnut As recorded by Johnny Cash on "Any Old Wind That Blows" (1973) (SPOKEN:) I dedicate this song to the workin' man--for ev'ry man that puts in eight or ten hard hours a day of work and toil and sweat, 's always got somebody lookin' down his neck, tryin' to get more out of 'im than he really ought to have to put in. CAPO: 1st Fret/KEY: G#/PLAY: G [G] After twenty-nine long years of workin' in this shop with Oney standin' o-[A7] ver me, To-[D7]day when that old whistle blows, I'll check in all my gear and I'll re-[G] tire. The superintendent just dropped by and said they'd planned my little get to-[A7] gether, Then [D7] he said I'd never made it if old Oney hadn't 'a' held me to the [G] fire. I've seen him in my dreams at night 'n' woke up in the mornin' feelin' tired, And old Oney don't remember when I came here how he tried to get me fired. With his folded hands behind him, every mornin' Oney waited at the gate, Where he'd rant and rave like I committed murder clockin' in five minutes late. CHANGE TO A: [A] But today they'll gather 'round me like I've seen 'em do when any man [B7] retires, Then [E7] old Oney's gonna tell me from now on I'm free to do what I [A] desire. He'll present me with that little old gold watch they give a man at times [B7] like this. But [E7] there's one thing he's not countin' on: today's the day I give old Oney [A] his. CHANGE TO C: [C] I've been workin', buildin' muscles; Oney's just been standin' 'round a-get-[D7] tin' soft. And [G7] today about four-thirty I'll make up for every good night's sleep [C] I've lost. When I'm gone I'll be remembered as the workin' man that put his point [D7] across With [G7] a right hand full of knuckles, 'cause today I show old Oney who's the [C] boss. (SPOKEN:) Hmmmm! What time is it? Four-thirty! Hey, Oney! Oney! Ha ha ha ha! |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: Trevor Date: 23 Mar 07 - 08:52 AM To give the lie to Billy Connolly's comment that folk singers all sing about dead sailors, there's a great Steve Tilston song called 'Salty Dog', about a fisherman who's about to retire |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: squeezeboxhp Date: 18 Jun 07 - 04:00 PM the best i heard was Roy Bailey singing (i told the dean )to the tune of i did it my way and if anyone has the words or if he has recorded it please let me know |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: GUEST,rockmachine2112 Date: 25 Aug 08 - 12:29 AM it's probably over and done with by now but how about: FOREVER YOUNG - Rod Stewart or I DON'T NEED YOUR ROCKIN' CHAIR - George Jones |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: SPB-Cooperator Date: 25 Aug 08 - 09:29 AM Depending where the [erson is retiring from.... After a lifetime working in cryogenics - 'Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow'. |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: topical tom Date: 25 Aug 08 - 11:52 AM Except for the first two lines "MY WAY" by Frank Sinatra could be appropriate. |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: Amos Date: 25 Aug 08 - 02:47 PM I just wrote one for my BBW's sister's retirement, which I can send out on request, but it is purely personalized. Then there's "TOO OLD TO WORK" from the labor union movement. And of course, "TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT" by Johnny Paycheck. A |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: Barbara Date: 25 Aug 08 - 04:47 PM Peter Krug's "GERITOL GYPSY" (drive an RV 10 yards long, rollin' on down the interstate, just singing a highway song..) Blessings, Barbara |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: GUEST,GQ Date: 30 Dec 08 - 05:09 PM All of these song are coming up on google as not found. I have a great friend that just retired but I cannot find any good songs for him. I am making a slide show! Please HELP! |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: GUEST,Manny Date: 29 May 09 - 01:45 AM TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT-Johnny Paycheck 9 TO 5 - Dolly Parton HIT THE ROAD, JACK - Ray Charles WORKING FOR A LIVING - Huey Lewis THANKS FOR THE MEMORY - Bob Hope FREE AT LAST - Antony and the Johnsons. |
Subject: RE: Searching For Retirement Songs From: GUEST,Guest Margi Date: 15 Aug 09 - 08:25 PM Here's my favorite list: I'M FREE - Rolling Stones SCHOOL'S OUT - Alice Cooper TIME HAS COME TODAY - Chambers Brothers (You Gotta) FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT (to Party) - Beastie Boys I DON'T WANT TO WORK - Todd Rundgren BLUE SKIES - Sinatra (or anyone else) BLACKBIRD - Beatles WATCHING THE WHEELS - John Lennon COME FLY WITH ME - Sinatra A NEW DAY FOR YOU - Basia I GOT YOU (I FEEL GOOD) - James Brown |
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