2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis

Subject: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Apr 01 - 04:42 PM

I'm stumped.

Anybody?

- LH

Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: JeZeBeL
Date: 09 Apr 01 - 04:43 PM

This is getting a little silly now don't you think?

Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: mousethief
Date: 09 Apr 01 - 04:47 PM

I think that was the point, JeZeBeL.

1. He doesn't make you look bad in dark colors. No wait, that's dandruff.

Um.

1. He

Never mind. There are no reasons.

Alex

Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Apr 01 - 04:50 PM

Damn right it is. I am either punch drunk or I'm losing it. But at least I have proposed a very moderate number of reasons, instead of grandiose numbers like 99 or 100. With a reasonable amount of dispatch, these threads could be put to bed quite quickly I should think.

One more idea occurred to me, but it's flagrantly insensitive, in a weird sort of way, so I'm trying to resist.

- LH

Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: JeZeBeL
Date: 09 Apr 01 - 04:53 PM

Please don't resist, It's highly amusing, so, are you drunk or just loosing it? I lost it a long time ago as anyone from the jug in like bill sables will tell you. I'm not drunk...........YET!!

Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Apr 01 - 04:57 PM

Okay, you asked for it... :-)

- LH

Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: Bert
Date: 09 Apr 01 - 05:02 PM

Dunno, I'm still thinking....

Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: mousethief
Date: 09 Apr 01 - 05:26 PM

In 4 years he'll go away forever, but psoriasis can hang around for the rest of your life.

Huzzah! I've thought of a reason!

Alex

Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: JeZeBeL
Date: 09 Apr 01 - 05:42 PM

Wow finally. Excuse my ignorance but who is Dubya anyway?

Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: mousethief
Date: 09 Apr 01 - 05:44 PM

President of the United States of America, George W. Bush, from the way Texans say "W".

Alex

Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: JeZeBeL
Date: 09 Apr 01 - 05:46 PM

Oh I seeeeeee. Now that makes it a whole lot clearer. I thought he was some eastern leader or something....oh well

Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: Bert
Date: 09 Apr 01 - 05:47 PM

Don't we wish Jez!!!

Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Apr 01 - 07:47 PM

Well, we've got one reason, and still counting down...

Pretty good, Alex!

- LH

Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 09 Apr 01 - 07:53 PM

You can laugh at Dubya
I can spell W

Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Apr 01 - 08:02 PM

Bingo! We have our 2 reasons! Well done, Mrs. Duck!

We can now consign this thread to the early grave it so richly deserves.

For conservatives who wonder why I would take a cheap shot like this at their hero of the hour, well, it was a running joke in thread titles that all started with the "99 reasons why guitars are better than girls" thread.

So don't take it too seriously. Save that for the Bushwhacked series.

- LH

Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: GUEST,willie-o
Date: 09 Apr 01 - 11:29 PM

well, I have psoriasis and I would not trade it for any amount of GW Bush as my national leader.

Psoriasis does not get you killed for being of a different political persuasion, or poison the planet with greenhouse gases.

willie-o

Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: GUEST,Jeffersonian
Date: 09 Apr 01 - 11:44 PM

Psoriasis is skin deep, but Dubya is yewgly ta thuh BONE!

A

Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: Amos
Date: 09 Apr 01 - 11:45 PM

Dang!! You can say that twice!

Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: Rich(bodhránai gan ciall)
Date: 09 Apr 01 - 11:47 PM

Had psoriasis on my scalp when I was younger. It went away. Didn't cause any wars. Didn't even look as dumb as Dubya. I'd happily take 4 more years of it with Nader in office!

Rich

Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: GUEST,Seth from China
Date: 10 Apr 01 - 01:47 AM

Nobody tells you that you should be glad you got psoriasis! (reason #3) Seth

Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: GUEST,Crazy Eddie
Date: 10 Apr 01 - 03:06 AM

You don't get stuck with psoriasis, if you voted for Al apecia. :o)

Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: Grab
Date: 10 Apr 01 - 07:50 AM

You can choose whether you want a flaky president, but not a flaky scalp.

Graham.

Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: John J
Date: 10 Apr 01 - 12:54 PM

I give up. Psoriasis is best. JJ

Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: JeZeBeL
Date: 10 Apr 01 - 01:19 PM

Guess everyone's got their brains in gear today. Maybe this will last longer than you thought LH. Just like my chocolate and men one!!

Emma xxx

Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: mousethief
Date: 10 Apr 01 - 01:30 PM

Emma, are you really rated xxx? Oooo-weee!

Alex

Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: Mr Red
Date: 10 Apr 01 - 02:26 PM

Dubya ain't up to scratch yet.
Itchs the way I tell em.

Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: mousethief
Date: 10 Apr 01 - 03:31 PM

He's a flake. I doubt he can salve the economy.

Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: DougR
Date: 10 Apr 01 - 04:39 PM

Sigh. DougR

Subject: RE: 2 reasons Dubya is better than psoriasis
From: Jim Krause
Date: 10 Apr 01 - 04:44 PM

I dunno. I got psoriasis, thanks to Dear Ol' Dad. At least Dubya only has to be in office for four years. Seems like my flakes last for life.
hesaysmutteringtohimself&scratchingatthesametimejim