Subject: Discarded first drafts From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 21 May 01 - 08:34 AM A cartoon in the New Statesman set this off: Would the following have made it if the creators hadn't revised? Captain Corelli's tiple The Saints go marching out St James' Outpatients Department Aristocracy Blues Well you get the drift...folk and blues examples especially welcomed. RtS (a first draft my parents unfortunately never improved on) |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: KingBrilliant Date: 21 May 01 - 08:55 AM The water is quite narrow, I could prob'ly jump o'er... Once I had a sprig of Basil.... If I were a crow I would squawk and I'd croak, and follow the boat what carried my bloke.... Kris |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: KingBrilliant Date: 21 May 01 - 09:01 AM I was standing on the corner, when I heard my bulldog bark. So I put him on his lead, and took him for a shit in the park... |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: GUEST Date: 21 May 01 - 09:10 AM and three old favourites: I've been a calm clerical worker for many a year Oh, Hezekiah boy, the bodhrans are calling The Surbiton to Waterloo line is a mighty good line RtS |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Les from Hull Date: 21 May 01 - 09:12 AM Well, I didn't wake up this morning... |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: mousethief Date: 21 May 01 - 11:56 AM I laughed out loud at "Hezekiah Boy." Thanks, GUEST. Probably half of the most famous folk songs of all times once started, "As I stayed home one May morning..." I believe in the original version, Barbara Ellen actually comes to the young man's bedside, says she loves him, and then he gets better and they get married and have lots of kids. "American Pie" originally started....
"A couple of days ago, I can still remember And of course there's that famous song from around these parts about the guy who works in the engine parts warehouse for Buick. I refer, of course, to Acres of Cams. Enough for now. Alex |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: pattyClink Date: 21 May 01 - 05:15 PM I've been told the immortal and perfect "Midnight Train to Georgia" began life as "Midnight Plane to Houston"... |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Chicken Charlie Date: 21 May 01 - 05:51 PM Something about Ol' 97 pulling into the station would probably crop up, I suppose. "Bumper Crop of Cotton"--? "De Las' Boll Weevil Jus' Up an' Died."
In eighteen-fourteen we took a little trip
I wish I was in the land of okra; You said first drafts. CC |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: lady penelope Date: 21 May 01 - 05:55 PM " Tom Pierce, Tom Pierce lend me your gray mare" "NO!" "The slightly livid dill" "My old man's a broker" TTFN M'Lady P. |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: katlaughing Date: 21 May 01 - 06:32 PM Swing Low, Sweet Chaise Lounge? The Night Rider's Whinging All I Have to Do Is Shut My Eyes, Count Sheep and Finally Dream Catch a Falling Meteor I'm So Lonesome I Could Eat Some Chocolate
My Egg has broken, like the first eh-eh-eh-egg Sir Patrick Spends Smoke Gets Up Your Nose Wild Peak Time
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Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Grab Date: 21 May 01 - 08:38 PM New Amsterdam, New Amsterdam I left my lungs in Los Angeles When you fish upon a car - for owners of amphibious vehicles everywhere Sage, rosemary, and a few other herbs sitting in pots at the back of the cupboard "The Hartlepool gorilla" would certainly be more interesting - my money's on the ape to win by knockout. And "Sultans of swing" wouldn't be the same if it was a warm dry night. Reality is always stranger than fiction though, and I really can't compete with Sir Paul's "Scrambled eggs, oh you've got such lovely legs"! Graham. |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Amos Date: 21 May 01 - 08:49 PM When James Harrington was a little baby, Reclining on his Nanny's lap.... I'm Old Bob Craven, and I stayed in New Haven There was a ship that sailed, back and forth across a pond, "I'm a good old Yankee soldier, that's what I am by crack< "Way down upon the Muskogeewakenofee Tributary, far, far away....", "Some people say a man is made outta amino acids...." "Oh then tell me, Sean O'Farrell, tell me why you hurry so? Don't get me started.... "When I was a lad, and Little Llewellyn was a pup...."... A |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Bert Date: 22 May 01 - 01:31 AM Somewhere over the garbage cans. 7up, Glorious 7up. I'd like to get you on a Greyhound to Kansas. Blow the man up. Blowing in the Whistle. Chivalrous Tadpole. Cold Logger. |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Patrish(inactive) Date: 22 May 01 - 03:48 AM You make me feel like a caesarian born woman All around my ear muffs I will wear the green willow In Dublins fair city where the girls are so average Patrish |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: KingBrilliant Date: 22 May 01 - 04:55 AM Yahahahahah! My total absolute favourite has to be Bert's Blow the Man Up!!!!!! Kris |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Crazy Eddie Date: 22 May 01 - 06:20 AM "Coffee, Coffee, Nancy Coffee, "Coffee, Coffee, Nan-c-ee-oo" "The stone outside the Honourable Wilberforce Forthesque-Throgmorton's door"
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Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: GUEST,micca at work Date: 22 May 01 - 06:32 AM "As I strolled out on a May morning The dew wet my feet so I went back to change my shoes" " Should Old acquaentance be fogot YES!!!! Are you going to Scarborough Fair No, I forgot!!! Whiskey is the death of Man Come all you Maids who live at distance Forget your love and his romance and if your love displays persistance You can lead him a merry dance singing sweetly and completly songs to tantalise and tease and if you are clever with it You can have him on his knees
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Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 22 May 01 - 06:41 AM Nice to see the ball picked up and run with by so many talented 'Catters. I'll just add one more: There is a house in New Orleans They call Dunroamin' RtS |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Patrish(inactive) Date: 22 May 01 - 07:01 AM The man who broke the bank in Milton Keynes
Parsley Sage Rosemary and Basil Patrish |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Geoff the Duck Date: 22 May 01 - 08:38 AM Shakespeare notoriously had teething troubles with plays such as:- The Merry Wives of Slough Eleventh Evening Mick and Beth (with lines such as "is this a duck I see before me" and "out damned Fido!")
Graham Greene's cricketing novel "The eleventh man" didn't catch on. Douglas Adams' "Hitch Hikers Guide to Milton Keynes" also flopped, as did the sequel "Thanks for the fish, we'll be back on Thursday"
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Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Crazy Eddie Date: 22 May 01 - 10:07 AM Yes, some of Shakespeare's (unsucceful)earlier works discovered recently include: Two Geezers from Bexhill The shopkeeper of Croydon & of course Lot of Bother about Sweet F#@^ All
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Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Mountain Dog Date: 22 May 01 - 10:15 AM The Bard also wisely discarded "Juliet's Seizure" before it had gotten past the first draft... |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: MMario Date: 22 May 01 - 10:33 AM The original second verse for "The Crayfish" NO.
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Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Steve Parkes Date: 22 May 01 - 11:05 AM Oh whaur are ye gauin? said the fause knicht on the road. Mind yer ain dam' business! said the wee boy, an' still he stood. Eric Winter? (And the spell-check would have polished off the second draft ...) Our gallant frigate Amphitrite She sank oin Plymouth sound. (Cyril Tawney, I believe) There are three grotty lasses in Banyan There were three brothers in Merry Scotland, In Scotland there were brothers three; And they emigrated to America and got jobs at 7-Eleven .. Come all you seamen bold and draw near, and draw near, Come all you seamen bold and draw near. It's of an admiral's fame, Arthur Wilson was his name; Why he never rose to fame You shall hear, you ... where have they all gone? |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: LR Mole Date: 22 May 01 - 11:22 AM This land must be someone's here, I bet. To everything, wait, wait, wait... It's All Right ,Ma (I've got a Band-Aid) Has Anyone Sere Seen My Old Friend, um... |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Lyndi-loo Date: 22 May 01 - 11:33 AM And Britannia's Huns with their long range guns, poured death through the nice clear air. Or Wordsworth's "I walked about a bit on my own" |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Midchuck Date: 22 May 01 - 11:38 AM It is said that Stan Rogers composed a ballad about a ship's crew who made an arrangement with an obese, aging prostitute to service the lot of them for a "bulk rate," as it were. However, they made the deal in a bar, where she had drunk a great deal of beer, and it was raining and the pavement was wet, so she fell as they were walking her back to her apartment. The sailors' problems getting the lady back on her feet took up the greater part of the song. Stan was eventually persuaded that the song as drafted was unmarketable, so he rewrote it, changing the story somewhat. "She went down last October, in a pouring, driving rain..." Peter |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: mousethief Date: 22 May 01 - 11:54 AM "Blow the Man Up" is priceless. Thank you, Bert! ------------------------------ I found a scrap of paper in a garbage can out behind Don McLean's summer home, and was surprised to read:
Well them's the breaks, Miss American Cakes
--------------- I wanna go back to my little grass shack in Point Barrow, Alaska
Multiple personality syndrome strikes deep
The prettiest girl I ever saw
One pill makes you purple Where have all the onions gone? Alex |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: GUEST Date: 22 May 01 - 12:21 PM Oh No John, No John, Maybe John, Yes!
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Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Don Firth Date: 22 May 01 - 12:32 PM Greennickers? Don Firth |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: mousethief Date: 22 May 01 - 12:37 PM Avast, my love, you do me right? |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Bert Date: 22 May 01 - 12:40 PM I told my love to take a hike. |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Lonesome EJ Date: 22 May 01 - 12:41 PM Mousethief, many don't even realize that the original title of Don McClean's song was Hello Miss Armenian Pop-over.
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Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Bert Date: 22 May 01 - 12:44 PM My Ex-Brother-in-law used to swear that the original Eenglish version went... This Land is Your Land, This Land is My Land From Stoke-Poges to Canvey Island... |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Don Firth Date: 22 May 01 - 12:47 PM It takes a horny man to sing a horny song. . . . (Hmm . . . that still has potential. . . .) Don Firth |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: mousethief Date: 22 May 01 - 12:48 PM Actually I think the original was by Andrew Carnegie, and went: This land is my land, this land is my land..... |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Mountain Dog Date: 22 May 01 - 05:32 PM "Scientology Got My Woman" |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: mousethief Date: 22 May 01 - 05:43 PM As Bob Dylan never wrote, and Jimi Hendrix never sang,
There must be some kind of way out of here Alex |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: mousethief Date: 22 May 01 - 05:49 PM Good Morning, Irene Delia's Still Here Carolina in the Cedars Me and You and a Cat named Fluffy The Train They Call the 9:15 Interurban Special ...Almost heaven, north New Jersey alex |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: catspaw49 Date: 22 May 01 - 11:41 PM In the most recent Dylan biography, it has finally come to light that Bob had a lot of trouble in this area.
All I Really Want To Do Is Crap Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Amos Date: 23 May 01 - 12:31 AM Visions of JOEOFFER!!!!!?????? Spaw I have GOT to have a MIDI of that. Who's got the lyrics!!!??? I'll pay any price!! ROTFLMAO!! A |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Troll Date: 23 May 01 - 12:46 AM Alas my love, you have done me dirt You have sewn greensleeves on my purple shirt... You Ain't Nothin' But A Goldfish Great Balls Of Chocolate Plain Vanilla All My Oatmeal Brown Leather Shoes I Walk The Sidewalk. troll |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Troll Date: 23 May 01 - 12:48 AM "Plain Vanilla" may be a bit obscure. Think Richard Penneman. troll |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Lonesome EJ Date: 23 May 01 - 12:58 AM Funny stuff, Spaw! how about Watching the River Overflow Stuck Inside of Cincy with the Newport Blues Again All Along she just wanted to sell me The Watchtower A Mild Drizzle's A-gonna Fall Quinn the Aleut Maggie's Farm-fresh Eggs If Not for You I wouldn't Have This Thing on my Lip Just Like Frankie Forefinger's Blues Tonight I'll Be Staying in the Loo I'll Be Your Rabbi Tonight |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Mad Maudlin Date: 23 May 01 - 03:06 AM Leopard Skin Pork-Pie Hat? Spaw,this made it worth getting up and it saved my morning! Almost snorted my tea all over the screen... TCOMN! (Tea Coming Out My Nose):-))) Nathalie, still chuckling |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Crazy Eddie Date: 23 May 01 - 04:13 AM "Frankie & Johnny were just good friends......" "I left my liver in San Francisco" "When I was a lad, old Goldie was a gold-fish....." "Ghost Riders in the bath-tub" "Kind, Kind, Leroy Brown....." |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 23 May 01 - 04:27 AM If I was wearing one, I'd take my hat off to everyone! I am not worthy to be in your company! I now know how Pandora felt when she opened the box! One more: Make me a pallet on the ceiling RtS |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: SeanM Date: 23 May 01 - 04:34 AM "Oh they're moving father's grave Because he isn't dead and decided to get cremated after we paid for this bloody expensive crypt" "There's a neat little still at the base of the hill With a drunk pissing into the stream nearby..." "Where have you been all day, Henry me son?" "I've been stuck under a semi..." "You load sixteen tons, and what do you get? A nice fat payraise on your next paycheck" "'Twas a Friday Morn, when we set sail And we were not far from the land, When the captain he espied the port we sailed for So he we should prepare to sell our cargo and then buy more" How DID some of these ideas ever get missed? The Dylan ones almost made me spray my glass of water... M |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Lyndi-loo Date: 23 May 01 - 05:45 AM Lonnie Donegan "My ol man's a chartered accountant Fleetwood Mac "because I need your love a wee bit" "the cleansing of George's cowshed" "over the sea to the Isle of Wight" T"The mountains of Norfolk" and that good ol Welsh one "Men of Llantwit Major" |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Frug Date: 23 May 01 - 05:51 AM And.......'Take this Spanner'.....'No Woman No Hassle ' .......'Don't Let Your Tyres go Down'......'Parsley, Sage, Garlic and a Stock Cube'.......'If I Were a Bricklayer'...........'Alice's Hot Dog Stand' etc. etc. etc. |