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Subject: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: GUEST,Cleigh O'Possum Date: 11 Jun 01 - 05:49 PM YES I AM!!! I'm even more than mad, I am INCENSED!!!! Completely insulted and just as mad as I can be!!!! I'm not angry with any of you but I am VERY MAD at Catspaw!!! I simply cannot believe he has been this cruel and lacking in all compassion for me. As you all know, Catspaw has taken me everywhere with him and I've been able to meet a number of 'Catters. As a true 'Icon of Mudcat,' it's only right that I should get to meet other 'Catters and give them a free toot up my bum. BUT NOW..........Well, I never thought Catspaw would so completely forget me!!! Bill Sables and Sam and Ian all came and ate and played music and talked and.........
WHERE WAS I ??????????I'll tell you where I was! I was at home sitting on my little shelf! Now I know that Catspaw has had a lot on his mind and all and the Yorkshire Boys were only here for a very short time, but I ask you, Is that any reason to forget the possum???? I should hope not! But alas, there I was, left alone. And when Mario was here I was in the next room, but did Catspaw come in and get me? NO!!! And Mario has my little sister too and I would so loved to have met him! I know that Catspaw loves me, but lately he has been very forgetful of me and it's hurt my feelings and made me a sad little clay possum. But the story gets even worse!!!! When Catspaw and Karen came home, he at least shared with me the happenings of the time with Bill, Sam, and Ian that you all read about here on this thread. Well, that was OK I guess, but still not as good as meeting the boys! BUT THEN............Well, I don't know what to say! He reached in a bag and brought out this little statue of some naked boychild taking a piss!!!!! Please excuse my language, but I AM mad!!!! And do you know what he did with it? He put it on the shelf right next to me!!!!! It's supposed to be some model of a big statue in Belgium but I don't care. All I know is that now I have to share space with Wee Wille Winkie! I didn't meet Mario. I didn't meet Bill, Sam, and Ian. And now I'm stuck with Leopold Littledick as a companion. It's not been a good two weeks for me gang and I just had to write and say so. Catspaw says he will do better and it will be like the old days, but I'm still mad right now and as a 'Mudcat Icon,' I thought I should let you all know. I send you all my love fellow 'Catters. |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 11 Jun 01 - 05:53 PM Aw geeziz Cleigh......I said I was sorry fer gawdsake............oy........................................ Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Rich(bodhránai gan ciall) Date: 11 Jun 01 - 05:56 PM If I were a clay possum, I know I'd be pretty upset! In fact, I'm not even a clay possum and I'm still upset just thinking about it! Rich |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: SINSULL Date: 11 Jun 01 - 06:04 PM Oh Cleigh. I am sorry. Spaw hasn't been himself lately. And now with this feud brewing between him and Kendall...well I just don't know. Why don't you suggest that he put Wee Willie in the bathroom - seems appropriate - or give him to Karen to keep with the David magnets. They too can flash their gear and threaten each other. How about it Spaw? |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Lyrical Lady Date: 11 Jun 01 - 06:28 PM My sympathies Cleigh ... I noticed that 'Spaw' just had a birthday ... do you think his forgetfulness could have anything to do with that?? Losing your memory is most upsetting ...I KNOW... I forgot to wish 'Spaw' a happy birthday ... Don't tell him Cleigh ... maybe he never noticed!! LL |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: katlaughing Date: 11 Jun 01 - 07:38 PM Oh dear, Cleigh, you puir thing. At least I hope he has the little boydick pointed away from you! You have all my sympathy, although to be fair, since he was having his teeth out, I don't think he was in any shape to blow you at all, even the night before. Just be faithful and steadfast and be a little trooper and I'll bet Spaw will make it up to you when he gets back from the next go round. Maybe he'll even take to you the Getaway!! He'd be a fool to go there without you! luvyafeller...kat |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Naemanson Date: 11 Jun 01 - 08:55 PM You are right, Cleigh, and you need to act! Think about it. You know where he has to kiss you to help you make music. Just think, a little vegamite and at the right time.... Consider it an act of directed flatulence! |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Sorcha Date: 11 Jun 01 - 09:27 PM Cleigh, honey, any time you want you can move out here to the Wild,wild West. We'd be happy to put you on the piano where everyone who comes in would admire you. Just say the word, and I'll clear off a space next to the Pixie Harp. Harps are so much nicer than little boys, don't you think? No one should have to endure such abuse! |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Rich(bodhránai gan ciall) Date: 11 Jun 01 - 09:30 PM Come to think of it, I'll bet Spaw'll blow a mean possum-hole without any teeth to get in the way! Rich |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: hesperis Date: 11 Jun 01 - 10:22 PM Oh, noooooooo! This is truly dire, I fear. Sure, Spaw has not exactly been himself lately, but still... to forget about Cleigh???????????? And the INSULT of having a little boy willie RIGHT NEXT TO YOU! The HORROR OF IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: GUEST,Cleigh O'Possum Date: 11 Jun 01 - 10:59 PM Catspaw says the stupid little whizzer is actually some statue or fountain in Brussells and I looked it up. Maybe if he'd dress up like in the photos on this website it would be OK, but right now he looks like the bottom picture and I am simply disgusted! Catspaw tried to appease me with a toot up the butt and I thought it'd be a laugh, but he still has all of his front teeth so there wasn't a joke in it for me at all! So I'm still mad! He's just got to remember me more often......and get some clothes for that sillyass lil' pisser! Cleigh O'Possum |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: katlaughing Date: 11 Jun 01 - 11:32 PM Well, poor Cleigh, it looks like you have a Real Pissant on your hands, darlin'. I don't envy you with the pools this guy makes! Maybe you can get Spaw to put some kind of basin with a splashguard under the littledick so you don't get all wet! In sympathy, kat |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: thosp Date: 11 Jun 01 - 11:54 PM honestly Cleigh i don't blame you! how could Catspawn be so negligent? --- if anyone moves out i certainly don't think it should be you! do you think there is a solution? or is it a case of IRRECONSILABLE DIFFERENCES? --what's a possum to do? -- if you need someone to talk to -you need only to PM me -- i want you to know i'm there for you! peace (Y) thosp |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Lin in Kansas Date: 12 Jun 01 - 12:28 AM Ah, what the hell, Cleigh--just boot the little bastard off the shelf, why don't ya? Havin' to sleep with somebody that wets the bed is the pits--ask Cletus or Reg, Reg, or Reg. No Tooth Fairy money for 'Spaw...anybody that'd forget a sweet, helpless, adorable little possum like that...boo, hiss...
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 12 Jun 01 - 02:18 AM No tooth fairy money cause i accidentally forgot the possum? And I was counting on that to pay the surgical bill.......................... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 12 Jun 01 - 02:26 AM Cleigh my darling, next time you need a whizz, do it on the little boy and see how he likes it. He makes a habit of doing it on tourists who come to see him, so get your own back on the antisocial little git. If you want a holiday in the UK, I have a special place just for you...... warm, soft, and not the least bit hairy.... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: mooman Date: 12 Jun 01 - 03:04 AM Dear Cleigh, Just think of it this way old pal! You ARE a Mudcat icon in the best possible sense and I'm sure 'Spaw will continue to let all the good 'Catters have a tootle up your arse. Dear Katlaughing has it about right old fella, this willie-waver could become an icon for all those REAL LITTLE PISSANTS that constantly get up poor 'Spaws nose. This would surely put him in thouroughly positive mood and I'm sure he'll give you a tootle any time you like! Remember, what seems like adversity and an insult could actually be a blessing in disguise! Don't forget that a big man clad in black leathers rode a very powerful motorbike indeed at high speed along Europe's most dangerous roads to rendevous with Bill in order to deliver this little rascal unto 'Spaw. Nobody would have done that unless they'd either had world domination in mind or the more noble intentions of ensuring that all the "little pissants" who pop up from time to time at Mudcat got a good soaking from THE MASTER PISSANT of all! So try to think of it positively dear little friend! Tootle-oo for now! mooman |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 12 Jun 01 - 09:07 AM See Cleigh? The Mooman is right!!! You're such a nice little fellow and all and we NEED a LITTLE PISSANT Icon around here as he says, because we do get the occasional "Miserable Little Pissant" posting here......like Conrad. Think about it. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: MMario Date: 12 Jun 01 - 09:28 AM What Dido said to me about her not going to Ohio and Texas can't be posted. (I haven't the foggiest idea where she possiblycould have learned such language!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Morticia Date: 12 Jun 01 - 10:00 AM Dearest Cleigh, as a social worker I think it only fitting that I should come and iniate a Possum Care Proceedings Assessment, with a view to taking you into care ( mine) and ensuring that you are treated in future with the love and respect that any small mammal needs in order to achieve his full, wind-assisted potential. With respect to insisting you share your living quarters with a person or persons not of similar interests, age or indeed species, I feel this is a grave departure from those guidelines put in place to ensure your well-being and your carers have commited a serious breach of the responsibilities entrusted to them.Tell Spaw he may expect to hear from my department in the near future. If you feel yourself to be in danger of physical harm, you can of course phone the ASPCP ( American Association for the Protection of Cleigh O'Possum) who will come and gun him down for the dog he is.
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Willie-O Date: 12 Jun 01 - 12:48 PM Cleigh you could probably sell the little fella to one Dan Quayle, a one-time popular comedian who is known to have a weakness for small anatomically correct figures. No idea where you'd find Mr Quayle today, but he doubtless has some important-sounding job which doesn' entail any actual responsibility or critical thinking skills. In fact, he might be in the basement of the White House. Just a thought. Whoops, it disappeared! Willie-O |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: SINSULL Date: 12 Jun 01 - 12:57 PM Cleigh, my love. Does the name "Bobbitt" mean anything to you? Just a thought. And try not to remember where you threw it! |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 12 Jun 01 - 01:02 PM Mr Quayle was last heard of at the Idaho remedial spelling summer camp. RtS |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: SINSULL Date: 12 Jun 01 - 03:29 PM "You say potatoe And I say potatoe" Bush claims that the remedializing are going wellness. |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: SINSULL Date: 12 Jun 01 - 03:39 PM That twitty little Robert Redford wannabee really ticked me off a few years back when he announced the HE KNEW that children are better off in traditional two parent homes. I wrote a letter questioning whether or not my son was better off with me or in the two parent abusive foster homes where he had been for 8 years. Blondie with the vague blue eyes didn't have the balls to respond in person. I got a form letter telling me that the VP stands by his original statement.I am still angry! You do not want me as your enemy! I NEVER forget and will take any opportunity for revenge. Learn from that Cleigh! The pisser has to go! |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: gnu Date: 12 Jun 01 - 04:00 PM Just thank goodness Spaw saved you from a shelf at the Ravens' Roadkill Cafe and gave you a nice, dry, warm pedestal type shelf, you ungrateful varmit. And think of how thoughtful Spaw was to get you a buddy to keep you company, even though he's always pissing at everything you say... at least you have company for the ennui. How'd you like to be next to Spike, my porcupine ? He never gets the treatment you do !!! Well, once, but that required a visit to the vet. It was either that or dye the quills so that it looked like a natural 'stache. So lighten up or I'll sic Spikey on 'ya and he fights dirty. I mean it, he's a porcupique. He s***s where he sleeps. Can't get tougher than that ! |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: SINSULL Date: 12 Jun 01 - 04:46 PM gnu - Cleigh was lovingly placed with Spaw and his family by his mother and creator Barbara. You will totally traumatize the poor baby. Isn't it bad enough that he is suffering all the pains of sibling rivalry without throwing in the "abandoned in a bar" issue? Spaw, you better reassure the little man and move that damn statue! |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: gnu Date: 12 Jun 01 - 05:32 PM Better than "abandoned by a car". |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: DougR Date: 12 Jun 01 - 05:45 PM WEll, Cleigh, I can see only one option for you: nuke him. |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: GUEST Date: 12 Jun 01 - 05:52 PM this is even worse than the saga of micca's tankard; at least that had a happy ending1 |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: gnu Date: 12 Jun 01 - 05:53 PM Nuke !!?? Might that not be worse than a hydrogen bomb ? We are, after all, talking about an uncontrolled Spawdown !!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: mooman Date: 12 Jun 01 - 07:29 PM Dear Guest, I wouldn't be so sure about that. Look what my good friend worldsgreatestmind caught the little pissant doing while Micca wasn't looking at the Yorkshire gathering. Micca said the cider wasn't up to its usual standard! mooman |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Mountain Dog Date: 12 Jun 01 - 10:02 PM Cleigh, you have my heartfelt sympathies...and under the circumstances, I'd say you have every right to be totally pissed off (and certainly not on!) Too bad Spaw couldn't have settled for one of those copyright-violatin' Calvin cutouts pissing on the automobile logo of his choice. Good grief, if he had to bring something back from Belgium, why couldn't he have made it chocolate?!? Hang in there (by your tail, naturally), little feller. And just remember, next time Spaw takes a notion to blow smoke up your ass, karma is as karma does! |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: katlaughing Date: 13 Jun 01 - 12:11 AM Oh, now that really gives new meaning to a poor bloke "taking the piss!" Puir Micca! Cleigh, I reckon Micca may have some ideas of what to do about the little pissant, too. Mountain Dog, thanks for that "karma is as karma does!" I love it!! katlaughing |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Noreen Date: 13 Jun 01 - 05:54 AM Good one, mooman! Poor Cleigh... never mind, you can come and stay on my mantlepiece with my collection of hedgehogs any time you like, dear. Noreen |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Micca Date: 13 Jun 01 - 06:27 AM So, That little bastard pissed in my Tankard!!!!! I shall get him for this!!! Cleigh, why not just come and live in London, with the "better" branch of the Pattersons, Tour the UK visiting 'catters, be properly looked after, have a good ass blow every now and then and not have to share with a little smartarse Belgian pisser, you would be most welcome , sir There was a wee belgian pisser who was a bit of a hitter or misser He pissed in the Grail which does without fail Lead to a punch in the kisser
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 13 Jun 01 - 06:02 PM Cleigh, that warm, soft spot is still waiting for you.... Aunty Morty will make sure you are well looked after and Aunty Lady Penelope will tootle you occasionally - if we ask her nicely.... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: raredance Date: 13 Jun 01 - 06:44 PM Cleigh, you seem to be missing out on the potential upside of this. Appears in your current situation, all of your dreams will be wet ones. Time for a nap? rich r |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Morticia Date: 13 Jun 01 - 07:20 PM Free the Spaw One!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Naemanson Date: 13 Jun 01 - 08:13 PM Wait a minute! Are we sure the little pissant isn't supposed to be a representation of Spaw himself? Sure, Spaw brags about how well endowed he is but people who do that are usually trying to make up for certain inadequacies. Does Mooman know something we don't want to know? |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 13 Jun 01 - 09:13 PM Well, Cleigh seems better today. He has been very encouraged by the postings of his friends here and I have taken his feelings to heart........I have moved "The Little Pissant" and promised good things to Cleigh so he's at least speaking to me again. We'll see......... As to "The Little Pissant".........I believe that Mooman has it right! Indeed it was the Mooman who as the "Motorcyclist in Black" sent the Pissant my way via Bill Sables. To quote from his note accompanying him........ Perhaps since we have a few "pissants" of our own on the 'Cat, he could become a kind of Icon for them." And with that I certainly agree! I think we need to award a "Little Pissant Award of Yellow Peril" to some of those who occasionally frequent the joint just to make them feel at home and to have an Icon of their very own! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: SINSULL Date: 13 Jun 01 - 09:17 PM "The Order Of The Golden Shower", maybe? |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: katlaughing Date: 13 Jun 01 - 09:19 PM OHMYGAWD, Sins!!! Spluttering all over the keyboard!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Sorcha Date: 13 Jun 01 - 09:25 PM I LOVE it!! I love it!!, PWO, here........ |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 13 Jun 01 - 09:26 PM As with any good icon, it takes a group effort. You old guys will remember that it took a group to name Cleigh and I believe Sinsull's perverted mind (I know here of what I speak) has cranked out the perfect name!
ORDER OF THE GOLDEN SHOWER(completely cracking up here) Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Bill D Date: 13 Jun 01 - 09:31 PM retroactive award to all us peons? |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Sorcha Date: 13 Jun 01 - 09:33 PM ~~~SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS~~~ROFWP~!!!!! so, who gets the Premier Award??? |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: JenEllen Date: 14 Jun 01 - 12:48 AM After all this time being fed a steady diet of retroactive saliva, NOW he complains???? For that, he gets the maiden shower hisself! More likely he's jealous, you know, having seen Spaw and Pissant out in the yard practicing for my garden-fountain try-outs. It's okay my poor sad, neglected Cleigh-oh. When you get tired of Europe, bring your wee mudden self over west and Auntie Jen will take care of you.
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: mooman Date: 14 Jun 01 - 03:41 AM As a Mudcat approved icon, perhaps then I should ask Pene Azul to add The Little Pissant to Mudcat Resources? Sinsull, you are brilliant! That is the perfect award indeed! Mooman |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 14 Jun 01 - 04:01 AM Definitely mooman, definitely!!!! It'd be a nice easy link when somone receives the "honors"............ Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: mooman Date: 14 Jun 01 - 04:06 AM Done! mooman |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Micca Date: 14 Jun 01 - 08:23 AM Mooman, among the many and varied costumes of the original Belgian pissant ( Mannikin Pis) is there a Folk Musician costume? a stick-on beard and melodeon?, or Guitar? or (shudder) Bodhran? I think we should be told!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Noreen Date: 14 Jun 01 - 09:38 AM You could run him up a costume while you're laid up, micca... if not for the original Belgian boy, then perhaps for the travelling version who so annoys Cleigh? |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Bill D Date: 14 Jun 01 - 10:12 AM I figgered it would be out there....mannekinpis all you designers have a go at costumes |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Bill D Date: 14 Jun 01 - 10:14 AM oh, lordy! They are WAY ahead of us! EU version |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: mooman Date: 14 Jun 01 - 10:34 AM Dear Micca, I'm sure there must be a folk performer costume, perhaps even with a (gulp!) melodeon as there are about 600 different costumes. I will do some research on this! mooman |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: mooman Date: 14 Jun 01 - 10:45 AM Well I'm closing in on him Micca, found his Elvis costume already! mooman |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: mooman Date: 14 Jun 01 - 10:52 AM Well I'm closing in on him Micca, found his Elvis costume already! mooman Trying again, last link failed! |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: mooman Date: 14 Jun 01 - 11:31 AM Dear Cleigh, I hope this cheers you up a bit! Besides all your 'Catter friends you'll be pleased to know the whole State of Pennsylvania is with you on this one! Cheers mooman
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Peter T. Date: 14 Jun 01 - 12:11 PM Really, is the Internet great or what? You look at all these connections and you think: -- while everyone is supposed to be reading The Wall Street Journal, people are secretly making Elvis costumes for statues in Belgium. Restores one's faith in human beings, which is often sorely tested in these dullard days. yours, Peter T. |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: SINSULL Date: 14 Jun 01 - 12:11 PM For the first recipient, I nominate the little twit who actually succeeded in making Max angry by declaring the Mudcat Calendar "not worth $10". And I further suggest that our new icon have a place in next year's calendar, properly "almost nude" - banjo maybe. I am partial to banjos. SINSULL, "perverted AND brilliant" |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Les from Hull Date: 14 Jun 01 - 12:13 PM So there's no P in Pennsylvania, then? |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: MMario Date: 14 Jun 01 - 12:15 PM only in the beginning |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 14 Jun 01 - 12:21 PM I dunno' Sins.......If we include the Pissant, what is Cleigh going to think? That may not bother you all, but I have to live with him as well as the Pissant and you can see from this thread how mad he gets. I think we should start fresh on this thing though. Previous pissants can be granted the honor should they reappear. Gargoyle for instance. And of course there was "Conrad Bladey,#1 Super Peasant(pissant)" who has been referred to as a pissant probably more than anyone else. Or perhaps "Guest#1" as the worst attempt at anonymous flaming ever seen here. No, I think we need to start fresh.............Too many past possibilities. Spaw
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Naemanson Date: 14 Jun 01 - 12:27 PM So, Cleigh, have you been fully mollified? Are you and Spaw on speaking terms again? If not I have a suggestion. After Spaw has recovered from his next adventure in hospital food you and he need to make a road trip together. Get out, just the two of you, with the wind blowing in your hair and not a care in the world. Things may be tense at first but before you know it all will be forgiven and you will be the best of friends. Think about it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Peter T. Date: 14 Jun 01 - 12:33 PM It does seem a pity not to have the Order of the Golden Shower Walk of Fame (presumably in an alley somewhere back of a bar)so that homage can be paid to past masters. Even thinking about the induction ceremonies brings a warm gush of sentiment to the.... yours, Peter T. |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: SINSULL Date: 14 Jun 01 - 12:57 PM I see your point, Spaw. Before you know it, the flamingoes will want in and the 'possums. There might not be room for micca. Can't have that. Unless maybe, micca can pose with the the little boy, the way he posed with the bear...this has definite possibilities. |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Micca Date: 14 Jun 01 - 01:43 PM Sins," Perverted and brilliant" ?? wow!!!!!! want to take my pic for the next calender(leer,leer)??? While on the subject of "GSs" , a few years ago we were having one of our perennial cocktail making sessions when a fairly straightlaced friend said that she had heard of this wonderful cocktail made from fresh peach or nectarine juice Apricot brandy and Champagne or Cava and lots of ice, we thought it sounded good and asked what it was called, she said "Golden Showers" and could not understand why the rest of us collapsed in helpless laughter, some one took her to one side and explained the OTHER meaning of the phrase...and she went very bright pink... |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Dave Swan Date: 14 Jun 01 - 02:06 PM Cleigh, Remember what I told you about sometimes having to show Catspaw who's boss. It's either on his Topsiders, or right in his stereo headphones. That'll give him some pissant behavior to think about. D |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: mousethief Date: 14 Jun 01 - 02:16 PM Cleigh, I have written you a limerick, in the hopes it will help you feel better.
Cleigh O'Possum, clay possum, ain't dumb Alex |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: SINSULL Date: 14 Jun 01 - 02:28 PM Too late for me to feign innocence and ask...oh well. |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: JenEllen Date: 14 Jun 01 - 02:37 PM Flutter your eyelashes, Sins...sometimes that helps...*flutter* There's a few I could think of for past shower honours, just to let the new inductees bask in the trickle down of past golden glories. Poor Cleigh-Oh, it's gone from all about you, to not about you in a heartbeat. Never fear, pet, I'll start saving those little bamboo drink umbrellas from the tavern.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: SINSULL Date: 14 Jun 01 - 03:23 PM Thanks for nothing, JenEllen. All that fluttering and I lost a contact lens. Cleigh, somewhere in my Barbie Doll collection is a yellow Ken slicker with your name on it. And when the "Turkey In The Straw" Turkey arrives, let him stand between you and naked boy. He's plush and can absorb a lot. |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 14 Jun 01 - 04:17 PM Is now the time to add that the best selling climbing rose in Britain is called (I kid you not....) 'Golden Showers'.... I hooted hysterically and had to be escorted out of the garden centre!!! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: mooman Date: 15 Jun 01 - 04:25 AM Dear Friends, By popular consensus, "The Little Pissant" has been duly added to Mudcat photos on the Resources page, by kind courtesy of Pene Azul, replete with reference to Sinsull's award. He may therefore be freely and conveniently used whenever the situation may arise (and let us hope that, mercifully, this will not be too often!) mooman |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: gnu Date: 15 Jun 01 - 07:06 AM Dearest Cleigh... I didn't mean to frighten you by saying I'd sic Spike on ya if you didn't lighten up on Spaw. In any case, no need to fear. Spike is on his way to Newfoundland to his new owner's wilderness lodge and will probably never see the mainland, or another porcupine, again (NF has no indigenous porcupines). Funny thing about yard sales. I still have a bike, squash raquets, power tools, etc., for which nobody would give me more than a buck, but Spike went for an unbelievable price in a bidding war in less than an hour. I'm gonna miss Spike... he said while counting the twenty dollar billsss. |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 15 Jun 01 - 10:26 PM Dear Cleigh - I felt that this matter was simply too contentious for my sincere but still limited grasp of Midwestern American social mores, and that therefore I should consult the oracle instead. Let me explain... We have an oracle in Orillia, Ontario, down at the Park. People consult it regularly on difficult matters like this. It is said to be infallible. So...I did ask the oracle, and this is what it said. (Ahem...) "Dear Cleigh O'Possum...you runty little hollow-assed excuse for a blown rodent, you hairless sesquipedalian pissant posing as a shelf display, you brainless, titless, witless, feckless, non-organic subentity, shut your pathetic whining gob and learn to appreciate great European art objects when they are put before you. You make me ill! Get reamed or shut up! That will be five dollars, please." Sorry about this, Cleigh, but that's what it said... My condolences... - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: GUEST,Cleigh O'Possum Date: 15 Jun 01 - 10:44 PM I want to thank all of my wonderful friends at Mudcat for supporting me once again and I have forgiven Catspaw as I am sure he will no longer be so inattentive to my feelings. He has moved the Little Pissant and I am now learning to accept him as a member of the Mudcat Icon family. I guess it was just so many things piling up at one point that made me so mad. I am also happy that the little pissants that show up here will now have an award and a messy Icon of their own and I won't have to deal with them nor will any of you. So I was wondering if it's OK, I would like to award the first honors to the Orillian Oracle......Okay?
BE IT KNOWN
The Little Pissant, Mudcat Icon, bestows upon the Oracle from Orillia
Try not to get too much on you Mr. Little Hawk when you deliver it. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: GUEST,Cleigh O'Possum Date: 15 Jun 01 - 10:48 PM I had to have Catspaw to the funny computer stuff for me and I hope it's OK? I was also wondering if the nasty little pissant who started the Orthodox Christian Joke thread shouldn't also get the Order of the Golden Shower? Cleigh |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Sorcha Date: 15 Jun 01 - 11:44 PM Of course he should, but so should several others....... |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Bill D Date: 16 Jun 01 - 12:01 PM you know, that site that spaw posted for Cleigh demands something called "Active-X" control in order to show you anything, and that seems to be Internet Explorer specific...and if I use IE, it messes up my settings for my newsreader, Agent...(yes, I can prove it) ..so, I do without some of the joys of life... If I had MY way, ANY site that presumed to use cookies, Active-X, or Java would be required to have a non-gadget opening page that stated what programming goodies were in store and explained WHY and the consequences of allowing or NOT allowing those scripts. *walking off mumbling "rowrbazzle!"* |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: SINSULL Date: 16 Jun 01 - 12:17 PM Cleigh! Congratulations! No longer the sickingly sweet goody two shoes toot my bum 'possum. Just plain ole "Piss on 'em" Cleigh! Love you Sweetie. |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 16 Jun 01 - 12:57 PM Cleigh - The Orillia Oracle is not online for some reason...I guess oracles have to maintain a certain classical contempt for technology to keep up appearances, but I have arranged for a local computer store to setup a computer station in front of it, so it can witness your reply in full color, Should be interesting to see the reaction... The Oracle is known as "Dear Crabby" in these parts, by the way, and has a devoted if somewhat alienated clientele. Some people think it's the spirit of Steven Leacock enshrined in stone. - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Mountain Dog Date: 16 Jun 01 - 01:41 PM Bill D, Thanks for the "rowrbazzle!" aside. Great to see one of my favorite Walt Kellyisms in print again! I'm a lifelong Pogo fan and was just recently presented with my Dad's collection of oversized paperback collections, including Pogo's Sunday Punch, The Pogo Election Extra and a host of others. |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 16 Jun 01 - 02:01 PM Ahhh Mountain Dog, you are indeed among friends here..........Take a look at this thread Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Bill D Date: 16 Jun 01 - 11:22 PM durn...I never did get more scans done...'stuff' seems to happen...well, maybe I'll get a scan of the week started |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 17 Jun 01 - 02:34 AM Hey Cleigh - how do you fancy a little motorcycle trip? You could be transported across the US, with a log book and everyone you meet could toot your little butt and record their details in the log... Then maybe you could be DHF'd across the Pond and we could do it all up and down the UK...... We could do some stunts, like mid ride possum passing, high speed tooting and maybe even stand you on the handlebars...... Just imagine, the open road, the sun, sky, the wind up your ass, making you peep without the aid of lips..... I'm up for it... if I ever get a bike.... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 17 Jun 01 - 01:06 PM Just a little public service announcement here: the Orillia Oracle, also known colloquially as "Dear Crabby" is offering a special for the months of July and August. Any question you have will be answered for a mere $4.50 Canadian. Exact change must be tendered, or you lose the excess. No refunds. Infallibility guaranteed. Come to Champlaine Park in beautiful downtown Orillia, Ontario, Canada, behind the Band Shell. If Oddyseus was alive today, you can bet he'd be heading for Orillia right now! Cheers, - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 17 Jun 01 - 08:33 PM Hey, don't all post at once, eh? :-) - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: SINSULL Date: 17 Jun 01 - 08:48 PM lITTLE hAWK, bY NOW YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THIS IS THE WEBSITE OF KNOW-IT-ALLS. wHAT NEED OF A SEER? |
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Subject: RE: BS: CLEIGH O'POSSUM IS VERY MAD !!!!!! From: SINSULL Date: 18 Jun 01 - 07:35 PM And yet another example: http://www.watchersweb.com/f4389.htm Blame this one on Kendall. |
