Subject: RE: BS: From: Little Hawk Date: 29 Jul 01 - 07:45 PM In Ontario, 11 working oysters out of a dozen would be damn good, considering the unemployment rate here. - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: From: John MacKenzie Date: 29 Jul 01 - 04:36 PM I had a dozen oysters last night and only 11 of them worked!! |
Subject: RE: BS: From: Noreen Date: 29 Jul 01 - 04:01 PM Cheers, Eddie! |
Subject: RE: BS: From: gnu Date: 29 Jul 01 - 05:45 AM I think most annoying would be, "A dozen oyeters on the half shell, please." |
Subject: RE: BS: From: Crazy Eddie Date: 29 Jul 01 - 04:54 AM Why Giok, Any noise annoys an oyster. But a particularly noisy noise, Annoys a nice oyster most! |
Subject: RE: BS: From: John MacKenzie Date: 29 Jul 01 - 04:51 AM What sort of noise annoys an oyster? |
Subject: RE: BS: From: Banjer Date: 29 Jul 01 - 04:01 AM Ah, I've heard of him....Whogoose Demoose....isn't he the fellow that wrote the bestseller entitled 'Antlers In The Treetops'? |
Subject: RE: BS: From: Crazy Eddie Date: 29 Jul 01 - 02:49 AM Noreen, How d'you know they're lilies? 'Cos Lily is wearin' 'em! But on the subject of ducks, can anyone tell me who goosed the moose?
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Subject: RE: BS: From: CarolC Date: 28 Jul 01 - 07:22 PM White's cool. But semi-gloss? I guess you'd need sunglasses for that. Hi UB Ed. Thanks. Yeah, me and three other people. |
Subject: RE: BS: From: gnu Date: 28 Jul 01 - 06:00 PM Belay that chopper Spaw... can't go on vacation til I get the new place painted. The dining and living rooms at my new pad are now lily white. Didn't have the heart to tackle any more today. The kitchen and hall are yellllooow... three coats, I'd say. And the master bedroom, soon to be office, is pink. The basement stairwell is bright lime green. Thank god the sixties are long over. Shoulda seen the look on the clerk's face at the hardware store when I asked him to shake up ten tins of Kitchen & Bath semi-gloss enamel ultra white. Told him I had a big bathroom. If any of you ever visit me, bring your sunglasses.
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Subject: RE: BS: From: Little Hawk Date: 28 Jul 01 - 05:38 PM So this is how the terminally screwed (or bored) spend their days...QUACK!!! I could go for toasting marshmallards about now. - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: From: Noreen Date: 28 Jul 01 - 05:24 PM Gotta go sniff paint fumes all day at my new pad Gnu's on a lily pad? Big lily... (How d'you know they're lilies?) |
Subject: RE: BS: From: artbrooks Date: 28 Jul 01 - 05:08 PM Who's on first? Yes. But why's on second. When you pluck a zen duck, zen what happens? Down in the hot tub? Or is that DOWN in the hot tub? Does the Dehli Lama? Or is that llama deli? Oooooohm. |
Subject: RE: BS: From: John MacKenzie Date: 28 Jul 01 - 04:44 PM Nils illegitimi carborundum. Can I have a pint of Lunatic Soup [Guinness]. Jock |
Subject: RE: BS: From: catspaw49 Date: 28 Jul 01 - 03:40 PM Actually Howard has a permanent room now where he can sit and watch Neil's private exercise area and laugh his tail off as Neil has sex with his Les Paul to the quacking of several mallards who've taken up residence in Neil's hot tub. I expect they might be moving on soon though as Neil has started using the tub and the water is getting to be filthy..........not from the ducks, from Neil. I'll be sending the Insanevac Chopper for you gnu.......You're in a bad way and a few tiple lessons and maybe a few tunes with a crazed tiple band will have you right in a few.......uh, months. Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: From: Little Hawk Date: 28 Jul 01 - 02:54 PM Of course they have ducks at the NYCFTTS!!! Whaddya think? Everything has been provided for. It's a thoroughly modern facility. Howard the Duck was a patient there for awhile. Ask Spaw. - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: From: hesperis Date: 28 Jul 01 - 02:39 PM Well, sometimes they don't have ducks... but there's always a duck pond. Why? Because it's there. |
Subject: RE: BS: From: gnu Date: 28 Jul 01 - 05:58 AM I don't do drugs... I do Bud Light. If you do enough, you can get lit. But someone is going to have to enlighten me on the duck thing. Do they have ducks at the NYCFTTS ? and, if so, why ? and, if not, why ? Gotta go sniff paint fumes all day at my new pad. And think about ducks. |
Subject: RE: BS: From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 27 Jul 01 - 11:36 PM I wish I had a printer, I would print this thread and enter it in a modern art contest! |
Subject: RE: BS: From: catspaw49 Date: 27 Jul 01 - 10:12 PM Well,,this just has to be said: Whyaduck? Whyanochicken?.......Chico Marx Gnu, I think you've finally gone completely mental, over the edge as it were.........I don't think you've entered the fifth dimension, but rather the fifth phase of dementia................you need some better drugs man...... Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: From: gnu Date: 27 Jul 01 - 07:50 PM Annnd... as the gnu lays on the mesa grass, gasping for it's last breath, as the vultures circle high above... sadly, there can be but one outcome... the gnu turns into a wildebeest and takes the vultures down with his over and under 12 - steel shot, of course, as the wildebeest is enviromentally friendly. Why not ? Because... why is a duck. You yin, I yang... and yang and yang and yang. gnightgnu |
Subject: RE: BS: From: Little Hawk Date: 27 Jul 01 - 07:33 PM Because. - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: From: gnu Date: 27 Jul 01 - 07:00 PM AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH !!!!! Not you too ??? |
Subject: RE: BS: From: CarolC Date: 27 Jul 01 - 06:25 PM Why not? |
Subject: RE: BS: From: gnu Date: 27 Jul 01 - 06:24 PM WHYYYYYYYY DARNIT ??????!!!!!! I'm going to enter the fifth dimensia here. Someone tell me why. You're all enjoying this, aren't you ? You all know the answer and you're toying with me... refusing to post, knowing that I NEED to know why. C'mon Bud, Lou.... anyone ? Who's on first ? |
Subject: RE: BS: From: Shields Folk Date: 27 Jul 01 - 01:30 PM This is great, a thread that doesn't feature anonymous Guest slagging us off! |
Subject: RE: BS: From: gnu Date: 27 Jul 01 - 04:46 AM Does "why" = "y"... are we talking about the letter "y" ? Is vee a sitting duck ? ... with one leg the same .... ? |
Subject: RE: BS: From: Little Hawk Date: 26 Jul 01 - 02:56 PM Yeah. |
Subject: RE: BS: From: Hawker Date: 26 Jul 01 - 02:50 PM |
Subject: RE: BS: From: gnu Date: 25 Jul 01 - 09:28 PM I wanted to know if I understood why as I percieved it to be intended. I think I know why, but how could I ? Only by confirmation of my perception by the intender. Ergo, I asked if I would be a duck when viewed from "within" the plane, i.e., left and right. Perhaps, the duck in the plane would be invisible, given that the duck's plane is soooo small, so to speak. Or, could one postulate that the duck has two legs, each discernable within the plane, if only mathematically so ? Of course, if the duck's legs are discernable in such fashion, so it must be for the duck. Given that, I could not be a duck from left and right, but must be an "upside-down" why. However, this still does not accomodate duck hips, without which the duck could not exist, even mathematically so. Essentially, I propose that the duck has two legs, albeit the same, but why ? Well, that's a different question. And I'm still waiting for an answer. Oh yeah. Excuse me. Beer and geometry do give me brain farts. |
Subject: RE: BS: From: GUEST,artbrooks@work Date: 25 Jul 01 - 07:19 PM But remember, the ones with GUEST/no-name participating count as already having been used for that purpose. |
Subject: RE: BS: From: hesperis Date: 25 Jul 01 - 07:12 PM Artbrooks - "BS thread printouts used as cage liner?" You know, I never thought of that... bet the hamster would like reading it, too! |
Subject: RE: BS: From: catspaw49 Date: 25 Jul 01 - 01:43 PM I dunno' LH.......... Evidently gnu had a brain fart. Too much Turkey Turd Beer or something................. Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: From: Little Hawk Date: 25 Jul 01 - 01:40 PM It's back! Why? - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: From: UB Ed Date: 25 Jul 01 - 01:29 PM Duck - its a bomb! Turbot - its a fish! |
Subject: RE: BS: From: gnu Date: 25 Jul 01 - 01:17 PM Why is a duck in plane view. Could I be a duck left and right ? |
Subject: RE: BS: From: mousethief Date: 09 Jul 01 - 12:25 PM But you have to admit, Dave O., that the middle is undistributed. Alex |
Subject: RE: BS: From: UB Ed Date: 09 Jul 01 - 11:13 AM Carol:
Her name was McGill Congratulations on the Ms. McGill 2001 and the Canada trip! Subculture? I was trying to start a thread with no topic or category; couldn't seem to fool it though. Nonetheless, I think I'm gonna hide in here til the flames subside... |
Subject: RE: BS: From: Bill D Date: 08 Jul 01 - 06:42 PM well, maybe...but there are times when it is better to chicken |
Subject: RE: BS: From: artbrooks Date: 08 Jul 01 - 05:41 PM Better duck quick (quack?)...its flying fast and furious out there! |
Subject: RE: BS: From: Geoff the Duck Date: 08 Jul 01 - 05:26 PM Zen and the art of Duck Maintenance! Sounds like a Best Seller!!! When do you publish, Amos? Will you hold a Book Signing at the Mudcat Tavern? Quack!!!!!!! Geoff the Duck! |
Subject: RE: BS: From: Bill D Date: 08 Jul 01 - 05:22 PM that used to be the answer, Amos, but that was Zen, this is NOW! |
Subject: RE: BS: From: Amos Date: 08 Jul 01 - 05:17 PM No, art...only if ONE leg is both the same. It's a Zen thing... A |
Subject: RE: BS: From: Geoff the Duck Date: 08 Jul 01 - 05:17 PM This thread is in danger of becoming useful! How long are MY legs????? Quack! GtD. |
Subject: RE: BS: From: artbrooks Date: 08 Jul 01 - 05:11 PM Huuummm...maybe morbid emu instead. Then you can eat it later...depending on what it died from...BS thread printouts used as cage liner?...never mind.... If an emu's legs are the same length, is it a duck? |
Subject: RE: BS: From: CarolC Date: 08 Jul 01 - 05:02 PM The clickeys I've posted above are not necessarily in chronological order. |
Subject: RE: BS:McGill Portable Toilets From: CarolC Date: 08 Jul 01 - 04:55 PM Interesting experiment, UB Ed. A similar one was conducted over a period of several months during the last year. The experiment generated four threads plus one thread about people who didn't participate in the experimental threads.
The experimental threads accumulated a total of 548 posts. The spin-off thread accumulated 61 posts. Dozens of limericks, poems, puns and other kinds of humor were posted to all of the threads, including the spin-off thread.
As a result of these threads, a minor subculture grew up within the Mudcat community that culminated in my taking a month and a half long trip to Canada and being crowned Ms. McGill 2001. |
Subject: RE: BS: From: John MacKenzie Date: 08 Jul 01 - 04:40 PM Why is a duck? The answer is simple. Because one of it's legs are both the same. So there. Jock
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Subject: RE: BS: From: GUEST,If a thread fell in the forest ..... Date: 08 Jul 01 - 03:09 PM Rob Dale |
Subject: RE: BS: From: catspaw49 Date: 08 Jul 01 - 02:34 PM I know Ed......It's a particular and pleasurable sickness we seem to have. The concept isn't new, but it is tried and true. This one has garnered a few creative posts and a few duds which is about the average for any thread!!!(:<)) Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: From: GUEST,Ub Ed Date: 08 Jul 01 - 02:03 PM Just an experiment. No intent to be airheaded... Subject: RE: POVERTY From: MMario Date: 06-Jul-01 - 10:45 AM rich - not even close....I suspect a thread with no title and no post would garner a few answers... |
Subject: RE: BS: From: gnu Date: 08 Jul 01 - 08:21 AM Where do you hide from a blind man with a gun ? |
Subject: RE: BS: From: Banjer Date: 08 Jul 01 - 07:18 AM To expound on an earlier thought: I see said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw! |
Subject: RE: BS: From: catspaw49 Date: 08 Jul 01 - 06:30 AM Ralphie.....The difference between a theologian and a philosopher is that the theologian finds the cat. Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: From: mooman Date: 08 Jul 01 - 04:27 AM ...just add water and leave to rise for 10 minutes,,, mooman |
Subject: RE: BS: From: Ralphie Date: 08 Jul 01 - 04:19 AM A Blind Man in a Darkened Room, Looking For a Black Cat that isn't there......R x |
Subject: RE: BS: From: CarolC Date: 07 Jul 01 - 05:46 AM Thanks gnu. |
Subject: RE: BS: From: gnu Date: 07 Jul 01 - 05:16 AM Okay, I looked it up, too. My Webster's Ninth New Collegiate... morbid adj [L morbidus diseased, fr. morbus disease; akin to Gk marainine to waste away - more at SMART] (1656) 1 a : of, relating to, or characteristic of disease (~ anatomy) b: affected with or induced by disease (a ~ condition) c : productive of disease (~ substances) 2 : abnormally susceptible to or characterized by gloomy or unwholesome feelings 3: GRISLY, GRUESOME (~ details) (curiosity) From whence I support death and grotesque. HOWEVER, you coined it, so you define it. Mine was merely a suggestion of a possible interpretation. In any case, I thought it was kewl. |
Subject: RE: BS: From: CarolC Date: 06 Jul 01 - 11:55 PM All right! Dictionary time!
morbid adj [L morbidus diseased, fr. morbus disease] (1656) 1 a : of, relating to, or characteristic of disease (~ anatomy) b: affected with or induced by disease (a ~ condition) c : productive of disease (~ substances) --my Webster's |
Subject: RE: BS: From: Amos Date: 06 Jul 01 - 11:10 PM Morbid Ennui would be a sort of lethal obsession with boring ideas, wouldn't it? Such as "how many posts can fit into a nameless thread?" I never thought I'd see the day when someone decided to test it out!!! A |
Subject: RE: BS: From: Little Hawk Date: 06 Jul 01 - 10:46 PM I'd like to start one called "Crawford Tillinghast". - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: From: CarolC Date: 06 Jul 01 - 10:38 PM You bet, RangerSteve! Those are free words! |
Subject: RE: BS: From: RangerSteve Date: 06 Jul 01 - 10:30 PM CarolC - if I ever start a rock band, can I call it Morbid Ennui? It's a great name. |
Subject: RE: BS: From: Joe Offer Date: 06 Jul 01 - 08:10 PM Yes, and that's why Mudcat has such a splendid reputation as a folk music discussion forum.... I know it's nice to have fun, but could it be that the fun is getting a bit airheaded lately? Thank you, Bill D, for bringing up the subject of music. -Joe Offer- |
Subject: RE: BS: From: Little Hawk Date: 06 Jul 01 - 07:43 PM Yes, it's really a splendid concept, isn't it? - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: From: Irish sergeant Date: 06 Jul 01 - 07:40 PM I have to say UB40, I love what you haven't done with this thread. Irish Sergeant |
Subject: RE: BS: From: CarolC Date: 06 Jul 01 - 06:42 PM Gnu is close. An unhealthy degree of boredom. Boredom to the point of sickness. |
Subject: RE: BS: From: Bill D Date: 06 Jul 01 - 04:33 PM "Talkin' Nothin' Blues" ..from memory: |
Subject: RE: BS: From: Bill D Date: 06 Jul 01 - 04:30 PM 0 |
Subject: RE: BS: From: gnu Date: 06 Jul 01 - 04:02 PM Bored to death. Grotesquely (sp?) boring. |
Subject: RE: BS: From: UB Ed Date: 06 Jul 01 - 04:00 PM Actually, it was MMario's idea... |
Subject: RE: BS: From: UB Ed Date: 06 Jul 01 - 03:55 PM I'm sure she's correct. I'm just not sure what she's saying! |
Subject: RE: BS: From: Don Firth Date: 06 Jul 01 - 03:55 PM I get it now!! It's an all-inclusive editorial comment!! Well said, Ed!! |
Subject: RE: BS: From: MMario Date: 06 Jul 01 - 03:45 PM morbid ennui would be correct wouldn't it? I mean - moribund ennui might be questionable, but I should think that morbid ennui would be a correct construction. |
Subject: RE: BS: From: UB Ed Date: 06 Jul 01 - 03:41 PM Morbid ennui? I'm going for the dictionary! (LOL) |
Subject: RE: BS:limericks anonymous From: CarolC Date: 06 Jul 01 - 03:36 PM There once was a thread with no heading And not such a bad one, I'm betting But its morbid ennui Caused the posters to flee Now it's nothing but used hamster bedding |
Subject: RE: BS: From: Pseudolus Date: 06 Jul 01 - 02:54 PM I guess if it wasn't for thread creep, this thread woulda died a long time ago!! *G* Frank |
Subject: RE: BS: From: wysiwyg Date: 06 Jul 01 - 02:52 PM . . . .ye. . . s . . ssss..... but.... sigh. ~S~ |
Subject: RE: BS: From: MMario Date: 06 Jul 01 - 02:45 PM Just comfort yourself with the thought it's mucked up in other dioceses as well WYSIWYG! |
Subject: RE: BS: From: wysiwyg Date: 06 Jul 01 - 02:42 PM Well I fulfilled it then right? ~S~ |
Subject: RE: BS: From: UB Ed Date: 06 Jul 01 - 02:36 PM This was actually a suggested topic... |
Subject: RE: BS: From: wysiwyg Date: 06 Jul 01 - 02:26 PM .. to the deaf mute, who replied, "Yes, I agree." I like it, as a concept. The first disposable good-for-one-day-only BS thread. Discuss any BS you wish, no need for a topic. Today I am thinking about the BS way the discernment process works in our diocese. (Idiots!) ~Susan ~S~ |
Subject: RE: BS: From: MMario Date: 06 Jul 01 - 02:23 PM Reduces it to the essence, yes? To expound further would like gilding a lily, sending ice to Alaska, or Coal to Newcastle. |
Subject: RE: BS: From: gnu Date: 06 Jul 01 - 02:18 PM "I see", said the blind man. |
Subject: RE: BS: From: Don Firth Date: 06 Jul 01 - 02:12 PM Hmm. Thought provoking. |
Subject: RE: BS: From: Kim C Date: 06 Jul 01 - 02:04 PM Yep. |
Subject: RE: BS: From: UB Ed Date: 06 Jul 01 - 01:46 PM Spaw, I can tell you're feeling great!!! today. Keep it up. |
Subject: RE: BS: From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 06 Jul 01 - 01:42 PM De nihilo nihilum. |
Subject: RE: BS: From: Uncle_DaveO Date: 06 Jul 01 - 01:19 PM I can't argue with the major premise. Dave Oesterreich |
Subject: RE: Benjermin Shakespeare From: MMario Date: 06 Jul 01 - 01:10 PM BS was Willy the Shake's bro, right? |
Subject: RE: BS: From: catspaw49 Date: 06 Jul 01 - 01:09 PM No Jeffy, I think BS qualifies as "Much DooDoo" instead. Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: From: Ebbie Date: 06 Jul 01 - 01:08 PM It's easy not to get off-topic on this one. Ebbie |
Subject: RE: BS: From: jeffp Date: 06 Jul 01 - 01:07 PM Much Ado? |
Subject: RE: BS: From: Mrrzy Date: 06 Jul 01 - 01:03 PM OK, I'll bite! |
Subject: RE: BS: From: catspaw49 Date: 06 Jul 01 - 01:03 PM B.S. to you too Ed! And thanks for the insightful posting!!! Spaw |
Subject: From: UB Ed Date: 06 Jul 01 - 01:00 PM |