DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!

Subject: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Sep 00 - 11:51 PM

And if you have any shred of restraint, good taste or common decency...I know you won't.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Wincing Devil
Date: 11 Sep 00 - 11:55 PM

Ok, I promise I won't post to this thread

Wincing Devil>;-( If there's one thing we've learned from history, it's that we learn NOTHING from history

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 12:04 AM

I will never ever post to such a thread I assure you...

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Bill D
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 12:06 AM

it is SO tempting to start another thread stating that I didn't post to this one......but I have too much restraint.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Mbo
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 12:22 AM

I like Marty Stuart
I like ELO
And I think Billy Jackson is
The greatest thing you know
Yeah, I love Dougie, Queen, and Eddi
And Days of Future Passed
But if there's anybody that don't like Oasis
You can kiss my ass!

Cause I think what they've done is well worth doing
And they're doing in the best way that they can
You're the only one that you are screwin'
When you put down what you don't understand

Now I ain't saying they're the first or the last
But if there's anybody that don't like Oasis
They can kiss me ass!

Pucker up!

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 01:09 AM

ALL RIGHT!!!

Way to go! I'm going to have to come up with some more stuff!

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 01:30 AM

ATTENTION: FLATTOP

This post has been forwarded to you from the previous DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD thread by CarolC

Enlightenment...confusion...

It's hard to tell the difference sometimes.

Carol

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: GUEST,Yum Yum
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 04:24 AM

Like the man with constipation, - I just don't give a SHIT !!!

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: flattop
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 07:01 AM

Funny chords, Oasis. Lots of open strings when they play up the neck. It's almost as if they wanted to be pipers or like the gutarist is missing a finger. Perhaps I'm confusing them with Radiohead. I'm getting old and decrepit. Was it Radiohead where the guys went off to college except for the youngest guy who stayed home and swallowed a guitar?

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: sledge
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 08:48 AM

Spaws anal emissions of gas
Do regularly come to pass
With a trump and a roar
They swell to the fore
And reduce his trousers to ash.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Mbo
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 10:37 AM

I'm also a big Radiohead fan, and I had not heard that story! I think though you must be thinking of Radiohead, they do use a lot of atmosphere open up-the-neck chords. Oasis (well, Noel) uses a lot of major & minor sevenths, and well as added 9ths and suspensions.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 11:15 AM

Mbo - no one is fooled by all this "Oasis" stuff you keep going on about...your posting of 12 Sep 12:22 AM isn't really about Oasis at all...it's a not too subtle ploy to flirt with the female contingency on Mudcat, that's what it is...

Mbo - it ain't gonna work. When you want girls to like you, you don't invite them to kiss your ass. Trust me on this. A little subtlety goes a long way in courtship.

:-) !!!! (I'm just joking, Mbo, I know you love Oasis.)

And you're right about flattop...he's a smart one...but I just love razzing him, that's all. Besides, he hasn't got me all figured out, though maybe he thinks he does. Mind you, I haven't got him all figured out either. I don't have enough time for that, and the pay is lousy.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: GUEST,Mbo_at_ECU
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 11:19 AM

Ha ha! That silly little parody has been knocking around in my head for months! Maybe someday I'll do other verses! BTW I'm checking out some previously-unheard ELO songs! Oh that Jeff Lynne! Sheer genuis! ELO RULES!!!

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: thosp
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 11:53 AM

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 11:59 AM

thosp - Why the heck do you keep posting to threads and then not saying anything???

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Bernard
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 12:30 PM

Like the constipated mathematician who worked it out with a pencil and paper...

(I didn't post this, it was somebody else - honest!)

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 12:43 PM

No shit?

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: mousethief
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 01:41 PM

To post, or not to post?

O..O
=o=

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: hesperis
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 01:47 PM

Thosp keeps hitting "Submit Message" instead of "Forum Home". At least, I think that's what he's doing.
Maybe it's a way of saying "Thosp Was Here!" or something like that.

hesperis was here. She's gone now.
She'll be back later...

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: mousethief
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 02:03 PM

Who or what is Oasis?

O..O
=o=

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: RichM
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 03:17 PM

I'm posting to this thread to let you know that I will NOT post to this thread, regardless of the fact that this posting is a posting to this thread, but I wanted to let you know I won't be posting to this thread.

Please consider this a non-post.

Sincerely (NOT) Yours

Rich McCarthy

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 04:00 PM

mousethief - Oasis is a rock group that came into being a few years back (as far as I know)and has been quite successful. Mbo loves them. Their music is sometimes a bit reminiscent of the Beatles, to my way of thinking. Some of their stuff is pretty good. Ask Mbo for a more complete description of this band...you could send him a PM on that.

RichM - I am indeed relieved that you chose not to post to this thread...or rather that you did not choose not to not post to this thread...not. This demonstrates your good taste and discretion...not!

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Banjer
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 07:05 PM

OK, to continue on the insanity that was applauded in the other thread to which no sane person posted, just the rest of us.....

In Orillia resided a lad
Whose music was really not bad
But before he would play
The Lord's Prayer he would pray
So there was no work to be had.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Banjer
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 07:33 PM

There once was a Cat named 'Spaw
Who blew the butt trumpet raw
But what he did to Cleigh
Would blow ya away
'Twas the damndest thing I ever I ever saw!

In Bremen-town lives a Cletus
Whose lack of couth would defeat us
Then along came 'Spaw
They declared it a draw
For competition they didn't need us

Bill D with a fervor that burned
Would leave no blank wood unturned
He was once heard to say
That there was no way
That his talent could ever be learned

Little Hawk and Flattop walking past McGill
Decide to stop and use it, one was feeling ill
Kindly the gloved hand beckoned
They didn't need it that bad, they reckoned
Last seen they were cresting the hill.

I must remember to book myself a room at the Neil Young Resort! Arrrrrrgh...........!

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 09:36 PM

Banjer, you can hang out at my beach. It's in the Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains thread.

It's a nice beach. (But watch out for the seagulls.)

Subject: Can I post here instead?
From: rangeroger
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 10:59 PM

Subject: Limericks Anonymous
From: CarolC
Date: 13 Sep 00 - 04:53 AM

A poet named Banjer once said,
"My biggest, most hideous dread
Is to wake up one day
And to work, not to play
On this truly magnificent thread."

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: bflat
Date: 13 Sep 00 - 05:10 AM

I won't stake a post on this, or is it post a stake?

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: sledge
Date: 13 Sep 00 - 06:09 AM

A thread that went on forever
was seen by many as clever
It grew day by day
in every way
Until my throat, with a knife, had to sever

End this madness now.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: hesperis
Date: 13 Sep 00 - 01:31 PM

Well, I'm baaaaaaack!

With a new limerick, no less!

So flattop thinks I'm a loon
For dancing under the moon
But if he'd come out,
See what it's about,
He's soon be changing his tune

flattop - Say hi to Rick Kane for me, ok?

~*sirepseh*~

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Sep 00 - 04:34 PM

Yeah, apologies in advance to Rick Kane for missing his usual Wednesday night gig. Got to go and dance under the moon instead. We tried to get flattop to come along for that too, but no go. We got a neat little leprechaun outfit made up for him special, with the little leather boots with the pointy toes, and the tunic, trousers and belt, and the nifty little cap as well, plus a cape with the slogan "Born to raise Heck!" printed on it. He declined, unfortunately. We were hoping that he would dance the hornpipe while Sophocleese played a medieval ditty on her recorder.

Sigh....

Well, maybe next time.

Banjer - where the heck are you from? Are you an Orillian? I like your limericks!

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: flattop
Date: 13 Sep 00 - 05:30 PM

If your leprechaun outfit is available tonight, Little Hawk, what the hell are you wearing under the moon? Rick Kane promised to brush up on three Nanci Griffith originals for tonight and you guys are standing him up? I think you should dance the whole tawdry group down West Street to Finnigan's for a Massive Irish.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Banjer
Date: 13 Sep 00 - 06:39 PM

No LH, I'm not Orillian, but from your description of the town council and other dysfunctional oddities found in Orillia I just couldn't resist the limerick attempts. You have created a monster...To paraphrase Pogo, "I have met the enemy and he is me!"

An Orillian resident I'm not,
But I think of that quaint place a lot,
Especialy at night,
With my lamp by my side
As I seek out the porta pot!

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 14 Sep 00 - 05:36 PM

Aaaaaaaakkkkkk! No way! Back up to the top you go!

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Sep 00 - 07:39 PM

I think I'll start a thread on Canadian content. Why not, eh?

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Sep 00 - 09:41 PM

Spaw had got so fed up with the postings
That he lay in the sun for a toasting
When down came a bomb
It was from Major Tom
And it gave his aplomb quite a roasting

He leaped up in a froth of dismay
And declared, with a holler "No way!"
As his pants were blown off
Causing neighbours to cough
And then turn their shocked faces away

As he ran for the house he did hear
A loud cackle that rang in his ear
'Twas the astronaut's shade
As it rose from the glade
And pursued with a vengeance most clear

"You have slandered my death and my name
And upon David Bowie brought shame
Now list, ye vile traitor
Ye prancer and prater
To the doom that befalls on your frame

Unto you a most hideous fate
To be tied hand and foot to a plate
In the hands of a giant
Not 2000-compliant
Who's propensities I'll soon relate

He devours the foul and the fair
Leaving nothing but soiled underwear
Which in your case dear Spaw
Means he's eating you raw
And leaving not one single hair

So prepare for the worst, wretched Spaw
As upon you descendeth his claws
A pox on your person
For that matter, a curse on
Your head, and your house..."(wild applause!)

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: hesperis
Date: 14 Sep 00 - 11:23 PM

Most villainous, Little Hawk! I do approve. However, be careful with those curses! You almost spilled one, 'tis quite dangerous, forsooth.

(Unless of course, you were going to use the 'Irish Curse Engine' or whatever it's called... post the link please?)

hesperis

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 14 Sep 00 - 11:54 PM

Not to worry hesp..........Anyone who can get so poetic over a moronic song has nought but love in his soul. Also his sole......of course there you'll also find some nasty smelling David Bowie......oops, meant to say moose shit. No problem...same thing. Anyway, he's a good man I can tell and even though an old girlfriend once described his genitals in their most aroused state as looking like "a melting fudgsicle flanked by two jelly beans," he's still OK by me.

Spaw

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: hesperis
Date: 15 Sep 00 - 12:01 AM

Oh, it's great if he writes horrible limericks about you, Spaw!
I rather liked that 'epic poem' actually.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 Sep 00 - 12:17 AM

Oh its true hesp....His poems have outdone the original Major Tom by leaps and bounds.......his talents run the entire gamut from A to B. When y'all have your spag match, tell him you want to use rotini because Spaw said he's completely screwed.

Spaw

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 15 Sep 00 - 02:12 AM

Very impressive, Little Hawk.

I vote that we shellac it and hang it from the ceiling. I vote that we shellac Spaw and hang him from the ceiling, too.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 Sep 00 - 03:34 AM

I used to hang from the ceiling when I'd get shellacked. I've also laid on the floor was plastered on the walls. Nothing like a bottle of Jack to enhance life's pleasures.

Spaw

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Mbo
Date: 15 Sep 00 - 11:53 AM

Spaw, you used that same line about the fudgesicle on me. You gotta get some new material. Go talk to Art.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 Sep 00 - 11:57 AM

Used it on Joe Offer too! I guess some of you guys are related. Art and I were just talking last week about how many times we have used the same lines around here. But a good line is always a good line. I mean like, JELLY BEANS RULE!!!

Spaw

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Banjer
Date: 15 Sep 00 - 07:25 PM

Bravo, LH, Bravo....I stand humbled and bowed in the shadow of greatness. It just proves a theory I have held for some while...Some of us are great and others just have too much time on our hands....But very few have both qualities...You, Sir, are one of those chosen few...Again, Bravo, Bravo, Bravo...In Canada folks would oft gawk
When past strode the great Little Hawk
He would pen a great rhyme
In three quarter time
And folks could do no more than gawk.....

Oh lawdy, it's gettin worse....What's next....Puns?

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 15 Sep 00 - 07:40 PM

Yes, puns please.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Bill D
Date: 15 Sep 00 - 11:48 PM

The royal jester was in trouble...too many puns.The King said "Hang him"......but the jester pleaded for his life, saying that he was such a good punster, that he couldn't help it, and could pun on ANY subject. The King said..."very well, make a pun on the King, and I may spare you"

"Oh" said the jester."The king is not a subject!"....so they hanged him...

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Sep 00 - 02:22 AM

Banjer - I am flattered. Seriously. Thank you. I did discover that it's actually easier to write several limericks that tell a story...than to write several entirely separate limericks...plus, I guess I was just in the mood.

I actually have been too busy to do much posting to Mudcat. I just got back from the gig at the Corner Coffeehouse in Newmarket. It was a delight. Now I have to send 1 quick message and get some sleep. Busy day tomorrow.

Spaw and Hesperus - you're both a riot! Thanks for all the good chuckles! G'night.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Banjer
Date: 16 Sep 00 - 03:07 AM

BillD, Yet another pun(ch) line came to mind on your story. After being told he would be spareed the rope, the jester was heard to say that 'no noose is good news'...Oh noooooo! I can feel it taking its diabolical grip on me....HELLLLLLLP!

LH, I can see where it could be easier to pen a 'multi limerick' because the trick is to find words that rhyme. Having listed groups of words that would work together it would be a shame to not use them all. Well, it's off to the banjo string thread, I can hardly stand the tension to see who has been stringing me along!

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: P05139
Date: 16 Sep 00 - 03:41 PM

I'm not posting to this thread, I'm not even on the Mudcat site!!

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Sep 00 - 08:27 PM

You're too clever for us, Firecat. I think you should apply for a position on staff at the NYCFTTS.

Joke:

There were these 3 really macho mice drinking together at a bar.

One of them downs his beer, slams his mug down on the bar, and says "I'm so tough that when I find some cheese in a mousetrap I just grab the cheese with one hand and catch the trap in my other hand as it comes down! Then I pump the trap 20 or 30 times with my left arm while I eat the cheese. Then I bust the f*cking thing over my knee!"

The second mouse downs his beer and slams the empty mug on the bar. "That's nothing," he snarls. "You know that white rat poison that's all over in people's houses? I put a cupful of it in my gargling water every morning after brushing my teeth, gargle it, and then swallow it in one gulp! Doesn't have any effect on me whatsoever."

The third mouse looks at them with contempt, downs his beer, slams down his mug and starts to walk out of the place.

"Hey!" yells the first mouse, "Where do you think you're going?"

"I'm going home to f*ck the cat!" says the third mouse.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: GUEST,Trish
Date: 16 Sep 00 - 08:58 PM

Mee - OOOOOUUUUWWWWWWW!!!!!!

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: P05139
Date: 17 Sep 00 - 06:01 AM

Little Hawk, what's the NYCFTTS? I'm still not on the site though!

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Banjer
Date: 17 Sep 00 - 07:28 AM

NYCFFTS is the Neil Young Center For The Terminally Screwed. That is a facility many of us Mudcatters would be inmates of if they could catch us. I believe Catspaw was the first official resident of the NYCFFTS, sort of our role model, dontcha know?

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: P05139
Date: 17 Sep 00 - 07:34 AM

Thanks Banjer! What about the HSSFTI! :-))))

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: P05139
Date: 17 Sep 00 - 07:39 AM

BTW, if anyone's wondering, the HSSFTI is the Homer Simpson Society For Total Idiots. I'm already a member and have been since I met the boyf. :-)

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Banjer
Date: 17 Sep 00 - 08:27 AM

It was my understanding that the HSSFTI are the candy stripers at the NYCFTTS.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: P05139
Date: 17 Sep 00 - 09:30 AM

I know, hahaha!

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Sep 00 - 11:29 AM

We should arrange field trips between the HSSFTI and the NYCFTTS. Posthaste.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: hesperis
Date: 17 Sep 00 - 02:45 PM

I don't like The Simpsons. Yes, I think it's hilariously funny, but the attitude gets to me after a while... I start thinking that people are actually like that. If people were actually that petty, I wouldn't still be alive after all this time and heartbreak.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Mbo
Date: 17 Sep 00 - 05:11 PM

Firecat, they invented a whole department at NYCFTTS just for me!

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: hesperis
Date: 17 Sep 00 - 10:46 PM

Yeah, Mbo, the department with completely sound-proof rooms, so that no-one else has to listen to the stuff you think is music that RULES!
(I was going to say 'crap' instead of 'stuff' but I like some of it too.)

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Mbo
Date: 17 Sep 00 - 10:59 PM

I am director of my own sub-department now, The Swamp Song Ward, where ultra-strict folkies are subjected to THE SWAMP SONG. Now where's my harmonica?

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Sep 00 - 11:52 PM

It's Nigel Tufnel that RULES!!! NIGEL! NIGEL! NIGEL!

I read in the paper that "This Is Spinal Tap" has just come out on DVD, with a whole bunch of extra footage added on, plus voice-over explanations by that gloriously articulate and expressive trio, Nigel, David, and Derek, giving whole new insight into the lives of terminally stunned, astronomically dense heavy metal rockers on the road.

I'm gonna go out and get the equipment so I can see it, and turn the sound up to "11". ROCK ON! TAP! TAP! TAP!

No kidding, Hesperis, you gotta see this movie! "There's a fine line between clever and stupid" and these guys know just how to walk it. Decent, man! Heavvvvy! Like, turn it up, eh? Make some eardrums bleed!!!

Hey, Mbo, how's the harmonica going? Try the part to Mr. Tambourine Man if you get the chance.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Mbo
Date: 17 Sep 00 - 11:58 PM

Nah, too busy playing THE SWAMP SONG!

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: hesperis
Date: 18 Sep 00 - 12:19 AM

Although I love Metal, I am not going to make my eardrums into a live sacrifice. NEVER that loud, please!
Even '8' would be too much for me.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Bill D
Date: 18 Sep 00 - 12:22 AM

I simply cannot watch the Simpsons...it's like I feel about Jerry Springer- I get uncomfortable LOOKING at it...even in a room by myself..(almost as bad is "Married with Children")....I can watch open heart surgery, or old films of the bombing of Dresden easier...

analyze away

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: hesperis
Date: 18 Sep 00 - 01:45 AM

Hey! What happened to the limericks!

A young witch cast quite a curse
Of toadies, and demons, in verse
It sounded so frightful
That it was delightful
When the results were much worse

Hee-hee-hee!
*cackle*

Oh! That reminds me! Tomorrow, I'll post the Ritual Curse.
It's damned funny.

(Oh, my. A limerick AND a pun! I'm doing well tonight!)

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: hesperis
Date: 19 Sep 00 - 12:08 AM

I love occult humour.
(Hope you guys have Old English font, cause I forget where I got it from...)

Someone posted to alt.religion.witchcraft, and literally asked "for a curse"
and so Stranadonna sure gave them one...

---

Standarde Curse (for offending parties)

Gather together one candle of each colour--every colour ye can find; the wider the spectrum (and the more individual hues) , the stronger the curse.
Procure four stycks of dragon's bloode incense and four white candles as well. Since this spelle beares moste on the aire element, it is required that a long robe or skirt be worne, at least during the casting of your circle.

Arranging your candles so that they are dissonant wythe their neighbours (blue by orange, red by green, pastels by vibrants, etc.) cast your circle (with a diameter of 5 feet), placing the candles as you walk widdershins.
Walk once more arounde your circle, lighting your candles (from one to the next, once the first has beene lit). Next, calle your quarters and, as you calle each, place and light a white candle and a stick of incense, making an inner circle of white candles wythe the incense wythyn it, all pointing toward the center (the ends of the stycks should meet). Spend somme extra tyme with the aire quarter, as it is moste vital in this spelle.

Now is the tyme to builde your energie and sennde your intentions through the aire to the offending partie. Walking widdershins betweene your circles of candles, feel the aire element being awakened by your movements, with your long robe, skirt, or cloake. Hold not their ample folds; let them capture and release the aire as they will. As you feele your energy builde, concentrate on your intention and walke faster in your circle.

Before the energie is released, as ye walke rapidly, meditate on the law of three and of any way your actions, if harmful, may finde of coming back to you threefolde.

It is recommended thatte a chalice of watyr be kepte nearbye in case of collaboration betweene the fyre elemente and the law of three.

* * *

An alternative to the Standarde Curse (for offending parties):

Look the offending partie in his or her eyes.

Mutter, "damn."

Turne awaye and quitte the roome.

* * *
--Stranadonna the smarte asse.

---

Provided to Mudcatters by hesperis, seeker of the strange and wonderful...

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 19 Sep 00 - 12:09 AM

On the Mudcat one day
The people did play
And they were most joyously happy
They cared not a whit
About having to sit
'Midst the big internet super highway


It's the best I can do right now. I'm feeling a little shook up.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Mbo
Date: 19 Sep 00 - 12:15 AM

I'm rattled babyyyyyyyyy over you!
Rrrrrrrow!!!

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 19 Sep 00 - 12:29 AM

Mbo, you animal, you.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Sep 00 - 04:53 PM

THIS LIMERICK-POEM DESTROYS FASCISTS:

A gorilla from El Ferrol, Spain
Tried taking a ride on the train
But soon he was found
To be monkeying around
And behaving, quite simply, insane

He had purloined a bucket of figs
And released a contingent of pigs
From the rear baggage car
As they ran through the bar
He danced a maniacal jig

He devoured the figs with a grin
And gave an old matron a spin
With a shreik and a curse
She surrendered her purse
Oh my! What a hideous din!

As the train thundered into Santander
He was heard to yell "What? NO BANANERS???
I'll purloin the lot
You bilious sots!
Go fetch me the produce commander!"

But the produce commander was ill
Having swallowed a horse-breeding pill
Instead came a brace
Of Spanish police
In a mood fit to plunder and kill

They quickly made ready their guns
Set to "massacre", not just to "stun"
But before the command
With a wave of his hand
The gorilla arrested their fun

He said "Do you not notice this brow?
And this noble visage? Don't you now?"
Said the chief of police
"It's the General! All cease!"
It was Franco. They all scraped and bowed.

*(Yes, I know that gorillas are not monkeys, but this was no ordinary gorilla.)

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Bearheart
Date: 19 Sep 00 - 10:37 PM

Well I couldn't resist checking this out, but I can see I'm way out of my league here, so just know that I'm cheering y'all on, and will peek in occasionally...

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: hesperis
Date: 27 Sep 00 - 06:11 PM

A new one:

In the year of a comet named Halley
A strange Irish man called Bailey
Just could not sleep
And kept counting sheep
Unless he was wrapped in percale

We need more limericks!!!
Where is everybody?
Limericks, YO!!!!!

hesperis

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Sep 00 - 07:38 PM

Thy limericks, long-winded and weird Keep tickling the hairs on my beard And when I'm asleep And the long hours creep Drop pungent retorts in my ears

What bliss!

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From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Sep 00 - 05:09 PM

As if you thought this thread was over
As if you thought you were in Clover
The truth is, my friends
This thread never ends
So don't play dead, just roll over, Rover!

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From: CarolC
Date: 28 Sep 00 - 05:48 PM

Accordions are truly great
On this there can be no debate
For those who do the squeezebox hate,
Come here and let me thump your pate.

For though the squeezebox conjures scorn
(And some would liken it to porn)
Of the choirs of heaven it was born
To herald in the coming morn.

So if you go and get a box
And play it like a clever fox
With strength and form just like an ox
Upon your house shall be no pox.

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From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Sep 00 - 11:50 PM

The accordion's cacophonous wail
Upon my poor ear doth impale
My dog rolleth over
He's dead on the clover
My countenance groweth quite pale

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From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Sep 00 - 11:58 PM

The bagpipe's precipitous screech
Doth clear every forest and breach
The birds close their eyes
Then fall from the sky
As the English fall back, side by each

Scots wha hae!!! And the divil taeke the hindmost!!!

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From: hesperis
Date: 29 Sep 00 - 12:08 AM

That's "de'il", I think. Or "dae'il".

Pedantic spelling nazi on the loose! OH NO!

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Rich(bodhránai gan ciall)
Date: 29 Sep 00 - 01:05 AM

81 posts and I haven't touched this one. Guess we know who's got the willpower around here!

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Rich(bodhránai gan ciall)
Date: 29 Sep 00 - 01:05 AM

Oops!

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From: CarolC
Date: 29 Sep 00 - 02:30 AM

(Bob Dylan is a closet accordion player.)

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Sep 00 - 11:53 AM

Oh, yeah? Well, Phil Spector is a closet hamster abuser. So there!

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: mousethief
Date: 29 Sep 00 - 03:56 PM

So? Who isn't a closet rodent abuser? I mean -- um -- never mind.

Alex
O..O
=o=

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 29 Sep 00 - 05:41 PM

Who's Phil Spector?

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 29 Sep 00 - 05:45 PM

(And is it really Phil Spector we're talking about here, or do you have hamster issues, Little Hawk?)

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Mbo
Date: 29 Sep 00 - 05:46 PM

Carol--3 words. WALL OF SOUND. Awesome!

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From: CarolC
Date: 29 Sep 00 - 05:53 PM

Sorry, Mbo, I don't know what that means.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: mousethief
Date: 29 Sep 00 - 06:13 PM

Phil Spector was an important record producer in the early 1960's. His claim to fame was a sound called the "wall of sound" which was basically a whole lot of different instruments in the background of a song, described by one web site as "a multitracked, overdubbed aural symphony Phil used as the smorgasbord to highlight his singers." The article on Phil in the R&R Hall of Fame says "The chief ingredients in the Wall of Sound -- a massive and cavernous roar created by the fusing of many individual instruments -- were maximum volume and liberal use of echo."

The point being that there is no point in the song where there is just silence, and few where just one instrument is playing. Hence, "wall of sound."

He produced the Ronettes (which starred his wife Ronnie Spector), the Crystals, and the Righteous Brothers (where the "wall" was a bit more subdued), and other lesser acts.

Alex
O..O
=o=

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 29 Sep 00 - 06:21 PM

Thanks, mousethief.

Is that why most of the middle aged men I know are going deaf?

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: mousethief
Date: 29 Sep 00 - 06:22 PM

Huh?

Alex
O..O
=o=

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 23 Dec 00 - 12:19 AM

Merry frigging Christmas.

Where the hell did everybody go?

C'mon, guys, sure American politics sucks. Sure it's depressing to have to look at endless debate about how it happened, why, and who we're going to blame for it.

But does that mean we have to stop having fun?

I'm starting to feel a little freaked out here.

Where is everybody?

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Rich(bodhránai gan ciall)
Date: 23 Dec 00 - 01:15 AM

Carol,
Santa's gonna put you on his naughty list for posting to this when ti clearly says not to!

Merry Christmas!
Rich

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 23 Dec 00 - 01:54 AM

It's OK everybody, don't panic. I've adjusted my hormone levels and I feel much better now.

Please stay in your seats and thank you for your cooperation.

Carol

(Nice to see you in the forum, Rich(etc.))

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: SeanM
Date: 23 Dec 00 - 01:57 AM

Hey... if this is 3 months old, does that mean it's OK to post to it now?

Just curious.

M

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From: flattop
Date: 23 Dec 00 - 10:41 AM

Indubitably, SeanM, especially if you have something deep and meaningful to say with tons of subtext. Just curious may not cut it.

Seasons gratings to Shepardstown and the rest of the world, david

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From: hesperis
Date: 23 Dec 00 - 11:47 AM

"gratings"?

Sorry, no limericks today, just a bad pun of flattop's.

I've been on other forums lately, and I'm playing computer games FAR too much. (At least, that's what people are telling me...)

Merry Solstice everybody! (Which was the 21st... oh well.)
~*sirepseh*~

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Firecat
Date: 23 Dec 00 - 04:59 PM

Not posting again!!

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From: SeanM
Date: 23 Dec 00 - 05:19 PM

(Band strikes up) LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

Firecat has now made the 100th post on this, the "Don't post to this thread" thread!

In honor of this auspicious occasion, we here from the society for endless posting would like to encourage you all to take a second, look outside, then resume posting with fervor!

Speech! Speech!

M

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Extra Stout
Date: 23 Dec 00 - 05:37 PM

Why not? It seems like a nice enough thread to me. But if thats the way you want it, fine, I wont post to this thread. See if I care.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Rizla the Green
Date: 24 Dec 00 - 01:25 PM

I think you are all really sad people posting to this thread........... GET A LIFE. Have you nothing better to do with your time. I've got loads of proper things to do without wasting my time mucking about posting stupid messages.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Dec 00 - 03:09 PM

As the proud originator of this completely inane thread, I can only see that I am touched...DEEPLY touched...that it has been resuscitated. Carol C deserves an award for this...or at least a free hormone treatment or two.

Rizla - you're absolutely right. It's pathetic. We really don't have anything better to do. I'm sure you can relate to that. :-D Thanks for not posting!!!

And a big MERRY CHRISTMAS and thanks to all of you who did or did not post to this thread...or who may yet do or not do so. United we stand, divided we apall.

- LH

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From: flattop
Date: 24 Dec 00 - 04:25 PM

You see Rizla, Little Hawk started this thread to keep out of trouble. He got into lots of trouble in previuos lives when he had less to do than to write to mudcat. I won't tell you everything that he confessed on the last night that we met at Finnegans, Orillia's Irish pub with 30 televisions and not much Irish, but I could tell you one story.

A few years ago, back in the 1920s, Little Hawk got into big trouble as a young executive. After borrowing a large sum of money from his company and losing it playing the stock market, he sank into a deep despair. He stumbled down to a bridge over the river, climbed up on the rail. As thoughts about being caught and his ruined career tormented his mind, a gnarled hand grabbed his arm. He turned and saw an ancient crone in a black cloak, with a wrinkled face and stringy gray hair. "Don't jump," she rasped. "I'm a witch, and I'll grant you three wishes for a slight consideration."

"I'm beyond help," Hawker replied, but he told her his troubles anyway.

"Nothing to it," she said, crackling, and she passed her hand before his eyes, "You now have a personal account of $200,000!" She passed her hand again. "The money is all back in the company vault!" She covered his eyes for the third time. "And you have just been elected first vice-president of the company."

Stunned, speechless, Little hawk blurts out, "What do I owe you?"

"You must spend the night making love to me, " she smiled toothlessly.

The thought revolted him, but it was certainly worth it, he thought, and together they retired to a nearby hotel. In the morning, the distasteful ordeal over, he was dressing to go home when the old crone in the bed rolled over and asked, "Say sonny, how old are you?"

"I'm fifty-two," he said, "Why?"

"Aren't you a little old to believe in witches?"

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 25 Dec 00 - 01:46 AM

hahaha, Rizla the Green! You're very funny!!

Carol

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From: Sorcha
Date: 25 Dec 00 - 01:58 AM

OK, I won't post. (Hey, I've held out this long, what did you expect on Christmas Eve? I tried, I really did......we need MudCat Posters Anon....) Jeez, I really think I need help.......

I did not post to this thread......I did not post, I did not post.....

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Dec 00 - 10:30 AM

flattop, flattop, flattop...I am so concerned for your state of mind. I know that Christmas can be a depressing time for some, and it seems that you are having a rough time.

Matter of fact, I still do believe in witches...and they are not wrinkled old crones, generally speaking. At least, not the ones I know.

Your story was pretty darn funny (specially the punch line), but had a couple of inconsistencies that I feel duty-bound to point out:

1. "He got into lots of trouble in previuos lives when he had less to do than to write to mudcat." Wrong! I have NEVER had less to do than writing to Mudcat! :-) In this life, in fact, I have mastered the art of having less to do than in any other life I have ever experienced, and I'm proud of it.

2. "Stunned, speechless, Little hawk blurts out, "What do I owe you?" Wrong. People who are speechless don't blurt out anything...they just stand there.

3. Your story is a vile calumny, an unconscionable prevarication, a slander of the first order, and I will get you back for it in some devious and hideous way yet to be determined.

Merry Christmas, Flatso!

- LH

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Rizla the Green
Date: 25 Dec 00 - 11:37 AM

Flattop....I met an old crone recently who regaled me with an old tale of how she had tricked a young spritely 52 year old into spending the night with her, but she was disappointed.....apparently he posted too soon.

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From: flattop
Date: 25 Dec 00 - 02:37 PM

Who could quibble over a detail or two during this fine festive season when Canadian girls traditionally pluck the dark hairs from their breasts leaving the soft fuzzy ones so that they will look their best when they dress up in their red capes and orange coats to saunter out through the snow into the barns and gently bang frozen dung off nativity sheep with manure forks while keeping an eye out for blackhead-free woodcutters who might pass by and grab them with one hand while swinging their axes in the other and trot them off into the woods keeping in step with the rhythms of half-dead-ted yet leaving a sneaking suspicion that someone or something is eating grandma and a strange notion that the wonderful aroma of food really isn't old butteredballs roasting in the oven.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 25 Dec 00 - 05:55 PM

Rizla the Green, are you from Orillia?

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From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Dec 00 - 07:34 PM

Flattop...are you okay?

- LH

As for Rizla the green...could maybe be from Orillia. He, she or it sounds just twisted enough that I think it's a strong possibility. However, I'm not sure...

- LH

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: flattop
Date: 25 Dec 00 - 11:08 PM

I'm fine Little Hawk, how about you? Happy Holidays.

You may not be able to get Rizla Greens in Orillia but you should only twist the ends after you've licked and sealed the gummed edge.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Matt_R
Date: 25 Dec 00 - 11:38 PM

Hey hesp & LH, long time no see! Hesp...you play Quake yet???? LH...heard a great song by U2 & Bob Dylan today...

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Matt_R
Date: 25 Dec 00 - 11:39 PM

Hey hesp & LH, long time no see! Hesp...you play Quake yet???? LH...heard a great song by U2 & Bob Dylan today...

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Dec 00 - 12:51 AM

Hi Matt - What song is that? Hesperis says that, no, she has not played Quake as yet. She is presently addicted to the Quest for Glory series. Seriously addicted.

Oh, and to be fair, I'm addicted to Caesar III.

Merry Christmas, Matt!

- LH

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: hesperis
Date: 26 Dec 00 - 01:27 AM

Yeah, Merry Christmas, everybody.

Hawk bought ME Caesar III for MY birthday, and now he INSISTS on using MY computer to play it on? Nice guy, eh?

Hmmmm, Quake. No, and which one, anyway? I don't think I'd be interested in the Arena. QFG is much more interesting. (Now if Hawk would get off MY computer long enough for me to play...!)

~*sirepseh*~

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 26 Dec 00 - 06:25 AM

Little Hawk, I think flattop just needs to have his hormones adjusted. You're closest geographically. Could you take care of that please?

Only watch out for Jack and Ted standing in the doorway. They might rub up against you and I think that's what's got flattop's hormones out of adjustment in the first place.

Carol

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Dec 00 - 11:26 AM

Don't expect me to take care of flattop's hormones, Carol. I don't even find him attractive. For one thing, he's got a hairdo that would scare the quills off an Alaskan porcupine. For another, he is seriously lacking in the sort of social skills which are required in order to maintain friendships and normal business relations in a community of this size. I won't go into details...

As for you, Hesperis, TALK ABOUT THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK!!! Believe me, folks, if it were not for normal daily necessities like eating, sleeping, going to the bathroom, and so on, she would probably never be found doing anything BUT playing Quest For Glory! She is presently just beginning to play QFG II...AARGHHHH! There are still games 3 to 5 of the cursed thing waiting after that!!! She has to play out every blessed situation possible 3 WAYS...as a fighter, then as a thief, then as a mage. God give me strength to endure.

'Tis the season to be critical... :-D

- LH

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: flattop
Date: 26 Dec 00 - 02:06 PM

The mutual's feeling, Little Hawk,. I don't think I'd find your mudcat resources picture taken through vasoline covered lens attractive even when my body was young enough to produce hormones. I can't speak for all the mudcat women though. Many of them appear to be downright weird.

Now it's my turn to ask you, are ok this festive season or have you nibbled too much fruitcake? On another thread where you've been bushwacking American kats, I see you making claims that, "There are no aliens." Could have knocked me over with a tail-feather.

Cc, I thought you took all 20 McGill vows before they gave you the key to their famous blue cubicles, like no rude noises outside McGill's elegant plastic walls, no spreading secrets within a half-day of receiving them, and never offer clues on streams of silliness.

P.S. Now that we're over 100, isn't time to start a continuation of this thread with blue clickies to the previous two. I think that's your job Little Hawk since most of us would be challenged to come up with such interesting uppercase subjects.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Dec 00 - 02:37 PM

If I ever do knock you over with a tail feather, flattop, it will be one taken from a Roc...

As for the blue clicky thing, I blush to admit that I don't know how to make one.

(sigh)

- LH

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 26 Dec 00 - 09:02 PM

No, flattop, you've got it wrong. The vows went:

Make rude noises outside McGills at every available opportunity, but only while invoking the name of McGill. Spread secrets within five minutes of receiveing them. And offer clues on streams of silliness, but only if it results in massive confusion involving large numbers of people.

Vaseline covered lense, Little Hawk? Sounds kinky.

If you start the thread, I'll make the blue cliquie.

Carol

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: hesperis
Date: 26 Dec 00 - 10:13 PM

Hawk, it's still MY computer!!! I *should* be the one using it, so there!

Nyah, nyah. *pbfffft*

(Rude enough noises fer ya pholkies? Whaddya think?)

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Matt_R
Date: 26 Dec 00 - 10:31 PM

No, I only have Quake I. The U2/Dylan song is "Love Rescue Me".

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Rich(bodhránai gan ciall)
Date: 27 Dec 00 - 12:07 AM

Happy St. Stephen's day.

Now quit posting to this thread before we all get in trouble.


Rich

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Firecat
Date: 27 Dec 00 - 09:16 AM

Ok I've stopped posting!!

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: hesperis
Date: 27 Dec 00 - 03:23 PM

Me too!

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Dec 00 - 04:05 PM

Okay, Carol, I am going to start the continuation of this thread. It will be called "YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!"

Now, you please do the blue clicky.

- LH

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 27 Dec 00 - 06:09 PM

Here is the blue cliquie (rhymes with squeaky) for:

DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!">

And for:

YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 27 Dec 00 - 06:13 PM

Or not...

My blue clickies don't seem to work on long threads. Joe, help?

Carol

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Rizla the Green
Date: 28 Dec 00 - 05:27 PM

Just thought I'd better post something, just to get this up to the top of the list again....sorry.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Dec 00 - 03:37 PM

Not sorry enough, though!

- LH

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Firecat
Date: 17 Feb 01 - 06:11 PM

And just to be annoying, I've refreshed it!!