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Subject: Dialect From: GUEST,Patrish Date: 24 Jul 01 - 05:13 AM Found this site
I used it on a famous song to give it a lift
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: JudeL Date: 24 Jul 01 - 05:22 AM Tried your clicky - website not responding (big pouty lip) shame it sounded fun. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: GUEST,Patrish Date: 24 Jul 01 - 05:24 AM http://rinkworks.com/dialect/
I wont risk another clicky |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: JudeL Date: 24 Jul 01 - 05:39 AM Thanks - that works Score another one for Patrish finding amazing loonie stuff Jude |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: Fiolar Date: 24 Jul 01 - 06:11 AM Have you checked with the author of the original? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: GUEST,Patrish Date: 24 Jul 01 - 06:35 AM Don't you think he'd like it ;-) Patrish |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 24 Jul 01 - 06:46 AM "Several comic dialects" - as opposed to the one you speak in? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: manitas_at_work Date: 24 Jul 01 - 07:21 AM Do they reaaly speak like that in Athenry? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: English Jon Date: 24 Jul 01 - 07:57 AM Alas, poor Yorick! Blimey! I knew 'im, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: 'e 'aff borne me on 'is hammer and tack a fousand times; and now, right, how abhorred in me imagination it is! Honest guv! me gorge rims at it. Here 'ung them lips that I 'ave kissed I know not 'ow oft, init?Where be yor gibes now, then, eh, guv? yor gambols, eh, mate? yor songs, isit?yor flashes of merriment, that were wont ter set the table on a roar, isit?Not one now, to mock yor own grinnin', isit?quite chap-fallen? Now cop yer ter my lady's chamber, and tell 'er, right, let her paint an inch fick, to this favour she must come; make 'er laugh at that. Cor blimey guv, would I lie to you? Priffee, Horatio, tell me one fin'. O.K. it's a bleedin' talking cat engine. EJ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: GUEST,Patrish Date: 24 Jul 01 - 08:35 AM Good one EJ Here's Elmer As I wawked out on the stweets of Wawedo, As I wawked out in Wawedo one day, I spied a young cowboy aww wwapped in white winen Aww wwapped in white winen as cowd as the cway. I see by youw outfit that you awe a cowboy You see by my outfit that I am one too We see by ouw outfits that we awe bof cowboys Fow I have an outfit and you have one too. My outfit fits neatwy; it's a neat-fitting outfit Youw white winen neat-fitting outfit fits you So we awe two cowboys in white winen outfits White winen outfits that fit neatwy too. When I'm out of my outfit, I am not a cowboy When you'we out of youw outfit, then neithew awe you But we'we bof fit out in ouw neat-fitting outfits So I am a cowboy and you awe one too. Wet's see if youw neat-fitting outfit wiww fit me Wet's see if my neat-fitting outfit fits you If my outfit fits you and youw outfit fits me Den we can twade outfits and they wiww fit too. As the outfitted cowboys wewe twading theiw outfits Deiw neat-fitting outfits of white winen hue An outwaw passed by in his bwack outwaw outfit And spied the two cowboys and shot up the two.
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: ard mhacha Date: 24 Jul 01 - 09:50 AM Patrish, Do they let you out every week-end.Slan Ard Mhacha. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: GUEST,Cretinous Yahoo Date: 24 Jul 01 - 09:56 AM Did you ever wonder what cruel bastard put an "S" in the word lisp? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: GUEST,Patrish Date: 24 Jul 01 - 10:05 AM Ard Mhacha, Let out? I have perfected typing with my nose, straight jackets restrict access to ones digits. This is the reason my spelling etc. is not too good They do let me out to go to the Jug on a wednesday, but only if I promise to behave, luckily the folks at the Jug don't tell tales! Patrish |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: GUEST,Patrish Date: 24 Jul 01 - 10:13 AM risking a clicky Here is a direct link to the site - at leat I hope it is Patrish |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: Gareth Date: 24 Jul 01 - 07:05 PM Enlish Jon ? surely Sarf Lundun Jon. Didn't know they had Folk Sessions at the Winchester Club !! Gareth |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: Seamus Kennedy Date: 24 Jul 01 - 11:49 PM Patwish, that's bwiwwiant! Seamus |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: Les from Hull Date: 25 Jul 01 - 06:10 AM I thought this might suit you better, Pat.
By a lonely prison waal, ah heard a young lass caaling
laa lie the fields iv athenry
by a lonely prison waal, ah heard a young gadgie caaling
by a lonely harboor waal, she watched the last star fall It's from whoohoo.co.uk and they do Yorkshire, Scouse, Scottish, Brummie, Ali G, Cockney and Posh as well. Les |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: GUEST,Patrish Date: 25 Jul 01 - 07:41 AM Ta muchly Les! Patrish |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: English Jon Date: 26 Jul 01 - 07:21 AM Gareth, my cat has a Deptford accent. EJ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: Gervase Date: 26 Jul 01 - 07:49 AM Deptford? Bleedin' 'eck - a common mog. I found mine shivering in the streets of Sithe Kensington, so he talks posh - with just a bit of colloquial Arabic thrown in. Anyway, this is what the Dialectizer (Exterminate! Exterminate!) came up with: As I were a walkin' one mornin' last autumn I've overheard some nobles foxhuntin' Between some noblemen and the bloomin' Duke of Wellington So early before the bloody day were dornin', right? There were Dido, Bendigo, right, Gentry 'e were there-o Traveler 'e never 'ave a looked behind 'im, init? There were Countess, Rover, Bonnie Lass and Jover These were the hounds that could find 'im. Well the bloomin' first fox bein' yung And 'is trials just beginnin' He's made straight way for 'is cover He's run up yon 'ighest 'ill And gone dahn yon lowest gill Finkin' that 'e'd find 'is freedom there forever. Well the bleedin' next fox bein' old, right, And 'is trials fast advancin' He's made straight way for the bloomin' river Well the fox 'e 'as jumped in But an 'ound jumped after 'im It were traveler 'oo straited 'im forever. Well they run across the plain But they soon returned again The fox nor the hounds never failin' It's been just twelve monffs today, Since I 'eard the chuffin' squire say, Hark, forward then me brave 'ounds forever. Sounds almost as though your Deptford Moggy could've sung that on some sarf London rooftop, EJ. Dunno about the "chuffin squire" though - sounds a bit like the Full Monty to me (but what do most Yanks know abaht Cockney, dragged up as they wos on Dick Van bleedin' Dyke in Mary Poppins). |
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Subject: Lyr Add: DIDO, BENDIGO ^^^ From: Gervase Date: 26 Jul 01 - 07:59 AM So, this is what my cat came up with… Like, I was a walking one morning last autumn, yah? I've overheard some nobles, like, er foxhunting, OK? Between some noblemen and the Duke of Wellington Like, reeeally, reeeally early before the day was dawning. There was Dido, Bendigo, Gentry he was there – OK, Yah, absolutely. Traveller, like, he never looked behind him, Insh'Allah. There was Countess (but no relation, OK?), Rover, Bonnie Lass and Jover (may Allah be blessed). These were the hounds that could find him.So, this is what my cat came up with… Like, I was a walking one morning last autumn, yah? I've overheard some nobles, like, er foxhunting, OK? Between some noblemen and the Duke of Wellington Like, reeeally, reeeally early before the day was dawning. There was Dido, Bendigo, Gentry he was there – OK, Yah, absolutely. Traveller, like, he never looked behind him, Insh'Allah. There was Countess (but no relation, OK?), Rover, Bonnie Lass and Jover (may Allah be blessed). These were the hounds that could find him. PS: Why am I singing about bloody dogs? I'm a catg; I hate dogs! Back in your basket, Teabags! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: Gervase Date: 26 Jul 01 - 08:00 AM Sorry, he does tend to repeat himself. It's the paws, they make him crap at HTML. Very good with prawns, though! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: English Jon Date: 26 Jul 01 - 09:01 AM hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! haha! Oh dear oh dear oh dear! hmphffhph! hack. cough. grnnngn. >ack< ! Has your cat been watching "Clueless" again? EJ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: Gervase Date: 26 Jul 01 - 09:05 AM Watching it? He is Clueless. Imagine a creature of grace and agility, lithe and perfectly balanced for hunting; bright of eye, sharp of tooth and well-mannered. That's nothing like my cat. He's a feline eejit. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: GUEST,Teabags (GW's cat) Date: 26 Jul 01 - 09:09 AM Hey! Less of the Clueless, OK? Like, it's soooo unfair when everyone takes the wotsit out of you for being Sloaney. I mean, I haven't been round the dustbins at the back of Harvey Nicks for yonks! And I can't help having strange habits - like munching armpit hair - because I was a foundling. I blame the lack of a wealthy mummy and daddy to spoil me. And then that rotter nearly gave me a complex when he threated to call me Kitten Tika. As I said, like, life's just |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: Gervase Date: 26 Jul 01 - 09:11 AM Sorry about that, folks. Move along now, nothing to see - just an uppitty cat who's gonna get his tripes re-arranged if he doesn't stop logging on! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: Wolfgang Date: 26 Jul 01 - 09:23 AM Why don't they have yet a dedialectizer? It would be handy for me when I read e.g. LJC's posts. Wolfgang |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: Mark Clark Date: 26 Jul 01 - 09:53 AM Good site, Patrish. I can have some fun with that. My favorite example of hipster dialect has to be Lord Buckley's "The Nazz." It always puts me in mind of Ferlinghetti's "Coney Island of the Mind No. 5." - Mark |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: wysiwyg Date: 26 Jul 01 - 10:40 AM I thought there was a dialectizer for LJC's material in the posts above? ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: MMario Date: 26 Jul 01 - 10:46 AM so - has anyone tried taking the output of one dialect and running it through another? Say scottish to posh? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: wysiwyg Date: 26 Jul 01 - 11:36 AM I was thinking of that, to take redneckia through moronish, for accuracy of the local effect. ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: wysiwyg Date: 26 Jul 01 - 11:42 AM Standard English: Hello, how are you today? Redneckia: Howdy, how is yo' today? Moronish: Hello, duh, how are you today, duh...uh...? Redronish: Duh, howdy, duh, how is yo' today, duh...uh...? Moroneckia: Howdy, duh, how is yo' today, duh...uh...?" I think I will do this from now on when I post in the Help Forum. ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: English Jon Date: 26 Jul 01 - 11:47 AM If you go through them in sequence, But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, Who is already sick and pale with grief, That thou her maid art far more fair than she: Be not her maid, since she is envious; Her vestal livery is but sick and green And none but fools do wear it; cast it off. It is my lady, O, it is my love! O, that she knew she were! She speaks yet she says nothing: what of that? Her eye discourses; I will answer it. I am too bold, 'tis not to me she speaks: Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven, Having some business, do entreat her eyes To twinkle in their spheres till they return. What if her eyes were there, they in her head? The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars, As daylight doth a lamp; her eyes in heaven Would through the airy region stream so bright That birds would sing and think it were not night. See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand! O, that I were a glove upon that hand, That I might touch that cheek! 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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: wysiwyg Date: 26 Jul 01 - 11:58 AM Or translate trollish and flamish into swedish chef and repost them for added clarity. ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: wysiwyg Date: 26 Jul 01 - 12:04 PM As in: "thees vhule-a guddemned threed is deesgoosting... soorely Moodcet deserfes better thun thees...." ~S~
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: Gervase Date: 26 Jul 01 - 12:13 PM Bloody hell, music biz quiet today, EJ? I thought I was the one with too much time on my hands at work! :^) Reminds me of the old one about putting a million monkeys to work on tripewriters and, one day, one of them will come up with: To be or not to be. That is the oiudfsyioup>/i>. But the weirdest thing is, I'm sure I've actually met people that talk like that... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: English Jon Date: 26 Jul 01 - 12:29 PM Dead busy right now, but I'm editing some very dull audio at the moment, so regular breaks to talk shite seem to be in order. Anyway, the sooner I get the sack, the sooner I can go full time performer! BG EJ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: little john cameron Date: 26 Jul 01 - 02:19 PM Ah see mah haun'le his been yased in vain further up the posts.Ah jist minded aboot ane a did fur "wee burd" a while ago so ah dragged it oot. Tae be or no tae be,ah've aye wondered aboot that? Whether yere better aff tae pit up wi shit or tae fecht back.Maist times ah think the answer wid be jist knock yersel aff an hae a nice quiet nap.Nae daft dreams tae waken ye up an frichten the life oot o ye as ye wid be deid oneyway. Then again that wid mibbe cause anither problem as ah dinnae know whit the deid dreams micht be worse an then ye wid be scuttered. Wi aw the finaglin an crookery that goes on in the warld at least ye get yased tae it efter a while.So mibbe stickin a big needle in yersel micht be a wee bit rash,dae ye no think. The deil ye know micht be better then the deil ye dont know. So ah think we're to too feart tae tak the chance. Jist talk tae Ophelia aboot it.She knows. ljc |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: wysiwyg Date: 26 Jul 01 - 02:27 PM "knock yersel aff an hae a nice quiet nap" is now permanently in my Family Usage bin. ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: little john cameron Date: 26 Jul 01 - 05:39 PM "Family usage bin",Susan,mah wee sweetie,whit in the name o' Gawd wid that be?.Mah puir heid boggles at the thocht.Whit else tae ye keep in there ah wonder? ljc |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: Mr Red Date: 26 Jul 01 - 05:52 PM wot no Black Cuntry dierlect? Owr kid |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: wysiwyg Date: 26 Jul 01 - 06:53 PM Also in there are tings like: Accusuck (it's a shop vac) No Brain, No Effect Made a Lane Change ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: Dicho (Frank Staplin) Date: 26 Jul 01 - 10:14 PM Geesch! Sounds like the Brits need a dose of old Alexander Korda movies (Boingggg) to get their language back in gear again. Some mistakes above. A true suth-en Redneck would say Moanin'yo'all only to more than one person. All yo'all is strictly nawthen imitation. Saw in the paper today New Orleans spelt Nawlins. It is not pronounced that way- it's Nyawlins in two sylables only (try it- it ain't easy). |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: Wolfgang Date: 27 Jul 01 - 04:57 AM Little John, now in serious, I actually like it when you are writing in dialect and I have less problems understanding you than I have with some of the posts written in plain English. Wolfgang |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 27 Jul 01 - 05:48 AM Mr Red, that's not dialect,that's God's own language! Tara each RtS (Brummie in exile) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: little john cameron Date: 27 Jul 01 - 12:18 PM Jings help mah Boab Wolfgang,ah wish ye wid mak' up yer mind! There's nae pleasin some fowk is there.Here's me tryin tae fit in tae the modern warld an' noo ye want me tae gie up mah English lessons wi' Rick.Whit aboot him?The puir wee bugger'll hae tae pit Heather back tae work withoot the few extra bob he gets fae me.Hae ye nae compassion man? Flicht stricht the bricht licht fa's an' monie mair tae ye. ljc |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dialect From: GUEST Date: 28 Jul 01 - 09:27 AM Englishay Ohnjay; I-ay eesay ouyay eakspay ackbay angslay. otnay usednay atthay incesay iay asway atyay oolschay! |