Subject: What kind of racist are you? From: Jack the Sailor Date: 05 Sep 01 - 01:27 PM I like Formula 1 and Cart series. I guess the makes me an "Open Wheel" racist. Seriously folks, you can pretty much tell it's trolling from the topic... and when the post is from a GUEST___ alarm bells should ring in our heads. Cheers, Rob |
Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: kendall Date: 05 Sep 01 - 01:29 PM An empty vessel makes the most noise. Confucius ?? |
Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Wesley S Date: 05 Sep 01 - 01:31 PM For myself - I'm kind of a Taylor racist. I've only found a few of them that I've liked. Call me a Martin snob. Or Santa Cruz or Collings snob.... |
Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Clinton Hammond Date: 05 Sep 01 - 01:31 PM I'm the kind of racist that only eats roses... |
Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 05 Sep 01 - 01:34 PM I like horseracing, I have developed a few profitable betting systems, if anyone is interseted please feel free to PM me, I will pass them on free but if they are succsesful for you please feel free to make a donation to Mudcat.john |
Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: M.Ted Date: 05 Sep 01 - 01:39 PM I used to love "Dynamite Don" Nicholson and his Nitromethane "Funny Car" a lot, Junior Johnson was always a big hero of mine--also have a nasty fondness for the demolition derby-- |
Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: catspaw49 Date: 05 Sep 01 - 01:45 PM I admit it too Rob.....I am a racist! Although my background is as a Sprinter/Midget racist, anymore I just have to hand it to NASCAR when it comes to competition. I follow all racist things and love all things racist, but the older I get, the more I think F1 completely sucks. I hated the IRL too at first, but now they have completely blown CART away......much more entertaining. But a good night at Terra Haute has always been hard to beat. Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Lonesome EJ Date: 05 Sep 01 - 01:58 PM Well, being an old Kentucky boy, I'll take a Figure 8 everytime! "And here comes Wilbur Hoskins in his Thompson Corners Sinclair Fairlane. He's not slowin' down folks! and...OUCH! Tough break for Wilbur! He just got that front end replaced, too, after clobbering Billy Crowell's Mercury last week!" Remember..."X marks the spot for Figure 8 excitement!" |
Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Sorcha Date: 05 Sep 01 - 02:44 PM Moto-cross is pretty cool. Bubba likes Quad moto-cross. Crazeeee! |
Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Jack the Sailor Date: 05 Sep 01 - 03:04 PM Of course when I was younger Submarine racist! |
Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: mousethief Date: 05 Sep 01 - 04:33 PM I like Racine, Wisconsin. I guess I'm a Racinist. Never mind. Alex (the real one -- always check the spelling!) |
Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: JenEllen Date: 05 Sep 01 - 04:53 PM Are you kidding? When you grow up known as 'the short one' you have to be quick, or you're as good as dead. I'm a 'last one in the pool is a floating turd' racist, a 'who can eat their ice cream the fastest?' racist (oy, the headaches), and a 'who can get to the car first whil sprinting barefoot across hot asphalt in an Indiana summer' racist. Go like hell and don't look sideways. ~JE (who ALWAYS called shotgun) |
Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Shields Folk Date: 05 Sep 01 - 05:21 PM How funny , now who is going to make a joke out of mental or physical handicap? |
Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Don Firth Date: 05 Sep 01 - 05:31 PM Well, I am in a wheelchair, but I'm not a wheelchair racist. My wife's cousin is, though. He wins a lot. He also has a mono-ski, but I don't think he races with. Don Firth |
Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Don Firth Date: 05 Sep 01 - 05:34 PM . . . it. |
Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 05 Sep 01 - 05:34 PM I am deaf in one ear, sorry I can't think of any jokes about it.john |
Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Shields Folk Date: 05 Sep 01 - 05:43 PM Oh, so jokes about disability are acceptable. Hang on a minute, I need to consult some Chubby Brown tapes.... |
Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: SDShad Date: 05 Sep 01 - 05:52 PM I'm a Camptown Racist. Doo dah, doo dah, Shad p.s. And, for those of you who like to know the rest of the story, I can't claim that line as an original. "Camptown Racist: or, Terror on the Back of the Bus" was the title of a pointed, sarcastic, and very funny comedy show about matters of race in American society at the Dudley Riggs Brave New Workshop in Minneapolis many years ago. |
Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Troll Date: 05 Sep 01 - 09:12 PM I'm not a racist. I've got a bum leg and it's all I can do to walk anymore, never mind run. But I used to be a sailboat racist. troll |
Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Shields Folk Date: 05 Sep 01 - 09:15 PM Well try being a Human Racist. |
Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: khandu Date: 05 Sep 01 - 09:30 PM I am partial to possum racing. There is a great incentive for the possums to run as fast as they can. The loser gets barbequed! khandu |
Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: GUEST,Guest (<-I hate everybody) Date: 05 Sep 01 - 10:14 PM I hold lobster races every year, with the same bbqd result. It's delectably racinian. Dan |
Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Clifton53 Date: 05 Sep 01 - 10:50 PM I am a horse racist. I love the sport and have seen and learned more about humans at the track than I will ever know about horses. And John in Hull, I will be seeking your betting system through the P.M.'s as soon as I can. I need all the help I can get. Clifton |
Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: A Wandering Minstrel Date: 06 Sep 01 - 09:09 AM Ray Sist? Wasn't he the leading man in DW Griffiths "Intolerance"? |
Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Paul from Hull Date: 06 Sep 01 - 09:23 AM ...no, that was Diz Functional, surely.....*G* |
Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: LoopySanchez Date: 06 Sep 01 - 09:35 AM If you have a raised cyst, you should probably let a doctor have a look at it, GUEST__... As for me, I guess I the type of erase-ist that runs out of eraser before pencil lead...especially when it comes to writing music... |
Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Kim C Date: 06 Sep 01 - 10:20 AM Did the originating post get removed? Personally, I'm a Beatles supremacist. Although, I did go see Bill Wyman on his book tour when he landed in Nashville last week. I didn't buy the $40 book to stand in line an meet him, but he did some Q&A for awhile, and was very entertaining. It was funny to see someone in person who is seemingly larger than life, and he turns out to be such a regular bloke. The sort of fellow you could have a coupla pints with down at the pub. Anyway, I still think the Beatles are superior to the Stones. Hi, Kim - the first post in this thread has no prefix - that's a good sign it's the originating post. I think Jack must have started the thread. -Joe Offer- |
Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Walking Eagle Date: 06 Sep 01 - 12:01 PM Me? I'm a Crab racist. Check out the Crab festival sometime in Crisfield, MD and watch them crustacians book it! I think they put a boiling crab pot at the start line! Oh, I guess I'm a Skipjack racist too! Same area, the mighy Chesapeake Bay. |
Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Kim C Date: 06 Sep 01 - 12:48 PM I just remembered, the Tennessee State Fair starts tomorrow, and they have pig racists nearly every day. |
Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Lyrical Lady Date: 06 Sep 01 - 12:58 PM I'm a 'ferry racist' ... always running to catch one. When BC ferries are running late .. I'm on time .. when I'm running late .. they're on time ... that's life in the gulf islands! LL |
Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: LR Mole Date: 06 Sep 01 - 01:01 PM I'm an I-wish-payroll-would-give-me-a-raseist, myself.Because I still have to pay the bracist for the younger kid's teeth. |
Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Little Hawk Date: 06 Sep 01 - 01:17 PM I like racing radio control sailboats (they're generally about 1 meter in length). It's quite challenging, and they are beatiful and quiet, like real sailboats, and handle according to the same principles. One thing that would increase the realism would be to crew them with hamsters, so the little beasts could hike out on the windward side when the boat's really moving, but one problem...hamsters are nocturnal and they don't like direct sunlight or water! Too bad. - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Jack the Sailor Date: 06 Sep 01 - 01:23 PM Little Hawk Buy the movie Stewart little. Michael J Fox plays a mouse who is a racist in one boat. |
Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Jack the Sailor Date: 06 Sep 01 - 01:34 PM Little Hawk Buy the movie Stewart Little. Michael J Fox plays a mouse who is a racist in one of those boats. |
Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: JenEllen Date: 06 Sep 01 - 01:54 PM Thank you LH for the first real laugh of the day. The Great Cedar Chip Mutiny. "We only sail at night!" Worse to worse though, you could build a miniature paddlewheeler and let them run all night long... ~J |
Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Jim Krause Date: 06 Sep 01 - 02:59 PM I guess I'm not much of a racist, being a fan of the Model A Ford. Top cruising speed is about 45 MPH, I'm told. Jim |
Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: Dave the Gnome Date: 06 Sep 01 - 04:25 PM I'm definitely a riceist. I prefer it to pasta anytime and don't care who knows. So there. DtG |
Subject: RE: BS: What kind of racist are you? From: mooman Date: 06 Sep 01 - 04:37 PM I would have like to have been a Galway Racist as there were apparently half a million people there of all denominations... and yet no animosity...! But all I have is a raised cyst.. mooman |