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If you couldn't be ??? what would you be

Mikey joe 15 Feb 02 - 03:54 AM
kendall 15 Feb 02 - 05:19 AM
gnu 15 Feb 02 - 05:59 AM
GUEST,swirlygirl 15 Feb 02 - 07:47 AM
Midchuck 15 Feb 02 - 08:13 AM
CarolC 15 Feb 02 - 02:10 PM
gnu 15 Feb 02 - 02:17 PM
Clinton Hammond 15 Feb 02 - 02:21 PM
Kim C 15 Feb 02 - 02:22 PM
Jolene 15 Feb 02 - 02:29 PM
Miken 15 Feb 02 - 02:36 PM
JeZeBeL 15 Feb 02 - 02:58 PM
gnu 15 Feb 02 - 03:10 PM
JeZeBeL 15 Feb 02 - 03:46 PM
Ebbie 15 Feb 02 - 04:39 PM
Rick Fielding 15 Feb 02 - 04:43 PM
Clinton Hammond 15 Feb 02 - 05:26 PM
michaelr 15 Feb 02 - 08:43 PM
Lepus Rex 15 Feb 02 - 08:55 PM
Little Hawk 15 Feb 02 - 09:23 PM
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Kaleea 16 Feb 02 - 01:49 AM
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Subject: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: Mikey joe
Date: 15 Feb 02 - 03:54 AM

We were having a conversation last night over a couple and the talk turned to what nationality meant to people. Then we wondered well if we couldn't be Scottish/Irish/Australian/French whatever where would we like to be from? The results were very interesting, and based on peoples hobbies and climate preferences before things like standard of living and employment prospects.

Where would you like to be from if you culdn't be your current nationality?

Mj just-a-wondering


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: kendall
Date: 15 Feb 02 - 05:19 AM

Canadian or Scot.


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: gnu
Date: 15 Feb 02 - 05:59 AM

If I couldn't be a Canuck ?... like, if they catch up to me and I GOTTA go ?. Yank. Maybe I'd go on an exchange program with Kendall.


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: GUEST,swirlygirl
Date: 15 Feb 02 - 07:47 AM

I'd stop being Scottish and become Italian...cos then I'd at least have a chance at learning the bloody language properly...

:)

xxx

(And it's warmer there!)


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: Midchuck
Date: 15 Feb 02 - 08:13 AM

I always thought the Aussies had a good attitude toward life...even though they walk around upside down all day, and,in the immortal words of the National Lampoon "Foreigners Around the World" issue from the '70s, "...some of the native forms of wildlife have up to nine assholes."

Peter


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: CarolC
Date: 15 Feb 02 - 02:10 PM

Canadian. No surprise there, eh!


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: gnu
Date: 15 Feb 02 - 02:17 PM

CC... you are honourary already, no ? And with a handle like CC, you gotta be !


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 15 Feb 02 - 02:21 PM

I'd like to be from the planet Earth, with no borders or divisions please...


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: Kim C
Date: 15 Feb 02 - 02:22 PM

Turkish.


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: Jolene
Date: 15 Feb 02 - 02:29 PM

I'm a bit of everything, but always wanted to be wholly Irish.

Truly though, anywhere with clean water and warm weather would do nicely.


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: Miken
Date: 15 Feb 02 - 02:36 PM

Canadian or Irish.


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: JeZeBeL
Date: 15 Feb 02 - 02:58 PM

Irish, or Plutonian, or French Canadian!!


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: gnu
Date: 15 Feb 02 - 03:10 PM

Be ye an Acadian or be ye a Quebecois ?


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: JeZeBeL
Date: 15 Feb 02 - 03:46 PM

Quebecois je pense, mais chais pas!!


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: Ebbie
Date: 15 Feb 02 - 04:39 PM

Clinton, Bravo!


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 15 Feb 02 - 04:43 PM

American or Scottish. (oh...and never need health care!)

I almost moved to New England a few years ago....and I absolutely loved Perth Scotland.

Rick


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 15 Feb 02 - 05:26 PM

Ta, Ebbie...

;-)


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: michaelr
Date: 15 Feb 02 - 08:43 PM

Greek - those people know how to live.


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: Lepus Rex
Date: 15 Feb 02 - 08:55 PM

Well, I guess I'd want to be a Kazakh, because their traditional music kicks half a dozen kinds of ass. But I really wouldn't want to live in Kazakhstan. So... I'd be an ethnic Kazakh, living in Norway. But I'd buy a good dombra before I immigrated. :)

---Lepus Rex


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Feb 02 - 09:23 PM

Like Clinton said. Planet Earth. Any place would be fine. Still, I do prefer warmer climates, given the choice, and that's because I'm thin and not very well insulated.

- LH


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: Bill D
Date: 15 Feb 02 - 10:28 PM

well, much of my ancestry is Scottish, so thats a good choice...but I also like a LOT of what I have learned about Australia in the last 5 years..and they have some of the most interesting WOOD in the world, and that's my profession (turning it)....so....

other interesting choices are Swiss and Belgium (for the beer & chocolate)


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: Kaleea
Date: 16 Feb 02 - 01:49 AM

If I couldn't be heinz 57 from America, perhaps a polynesian girl from the south sea islands? A life of singing, dancing, strumming ukes & sipping coconut & rum while counting my $$ from my million dollar resort as I gaze across the azure sea.


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: JudyR
Date: 16 Feb 02 - 02:06 AM

I think I lot of us Americans(I'm guessing), would like to be Scottish because that's where so much of it comes from. The music, I mean. That's what occurred to me first.


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: GUEST,mgarvey@pacifier.com
Date: 16 Feb 02 - 02:04 PM

I think I have a parallel life as a Palestinian refugee. I think in a past life I was a Ukranian woman, killed in the 1930's in some war or uprising or something. Way long ago I was a slave of the Vikings..maybe I was Scottish or something. I think I was a tanner of hides or something similar. mg


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 16 Feb 02 - 02:06 PM

"Way long ago I was a slave of the Vikings"

So THAT'S where you got to! I've been looking all over for you!

LOL!


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: Mudlark
Date: 16 Feb 02 - 03:01 PM

Italy. Oh, to be a gorgeous, smokey-eyed, raven haired Italian beauty, listening to that glorious language in which car park directions sound like love sonnets. Rome, Tuscany, somewhere around there, not northern. And I want to live in the villa where Enchanted April was filmed.


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: Janice in NJ
Date: 16 Feb 02 - 04:16 PM

An electrician. Unfortunately, when I was growing up that wasn't a real option.


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: Deckman
Date: 16 Feb 02 - 05:30 PM

Suomilainen ... because that's where my values came from. Bob


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: Bobert
Date: 16 Feb 02 - 10:48 PM

Yeah, Clinton... Earthling works fine for me...


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Feb 02 - 05:09 AM

Welsh. Don't know why, just Welsh. And no it isn't the sheep, we had sheep in Dorset (lovely black faces and legs like they were wearing stockings..... creamy fleeces, deep, resonant voices.....), although I came from a dairy area.

Or Mauritian. Cos I've always wanted to go there.

I always wanted to BE a painter and decorator, but they didn't take girl apprentices then (this was just before the Sex Discrimination act... by the time that came it, I was already on my career path to frustrated secretary and general dogsbody)... I could have been that annoying woman from the furniture makeover show who paints everything pink or lime green!!!

LTS


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: kendall
Date: 17 Feb 02 - 12:42 PM

Been thinking it over, and, the Yap Islands sound good too. I understand the women still go out in public naked from the waist up?


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: Midchuck
Date: 17 Feb 02 - 12:57 PM

Kendall - is that a good thing in all cases?

P.


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: brid widder
Date: 17 Feb 02 - 01:14 PM

I have trouble enough just being naked from the neck up!

I'd like to be Irish...I'd love to have family to visit over there...anybody want a cousin?


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: allanwill
Date: 17 Feb 02 - 01:15 PM

If I couldn't be an Aussie, I guess I'd have to be a Kiwi - us antipodeans would like to stay as far away from the worlds trouble spots as possible.

Mind you, if it all ends up like the film "On the Beach" its not going to matter much in the end!

Allan


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: Tone d' F
Date: 17 Feb 02 - 01:32 PM

Polynesian with shears


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: kendall
Date: 17 Feb 02 - 09:30 PM

Midchuck, I've never met a pair that I didn't like!


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: JeZeBeL
Date: 18 Feb 02 - 02:43 PM

My fiends Kiwi....Bizzarre....very amusing person though!!


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: Mickey191
Date: 18 Feb 02 - 03:13 PM

Mudlark, everything you said-except I'll take the Villa & move it to Sorrento. Love being Irish American, but not to worry about sunburn and freckles,would be a treat.


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: Gareth
Date: 18 Feb 02 - 04:49 PM

Ah ! LtS - Join Gods chosen people here in Wales.

Gareth


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 18 Feb 02 - 08:40 PM

Which god?

And chosen for what?

Judging by the language, they're not too happy with ya...

;-)


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: leprechaun
Date: 19 Feb 02 - 02:45 AM

Are there leprechauns in Australia?


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: kendall
Date: 19 Feb 02 - 09:09 AM

Dont know about Australia, but, there are mental midgets in Washington DC.


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: Mooh
Date: 19 Feb 02 - 09:21 AM

I'd choose to be a pre-European contact native north American, living in the Great Lakes region.

Peace, Mooh.


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Subject: RE: If you couldn't be ??? what would you be
From: M.Ted
Date: 19 Feb 02 - 10:04 AM

Whatever I was, I'd probably end up moving anyway--


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