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Subject: Three dreaded words... From: Bobert Date: 18 Jun 02 - 06:29 PM Okay, there might have been a similiar thread before the Bobert tunneled into the Catbox but in case there wasn't, heck, I'll just crank it up and see if it flies. I can think of a bunch but I'll just go with: "SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED".... Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Amergin Date: 18 Jun 02 - 06:32 PM batteries not included or in Spaws case.... Pump sold seperately.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Dicho (Frank Staplin) Date: 18 Jun 02 - 06:32 PM Two dreaded words on the computer screen: "Illegal operation." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Jerry Rasmussen Date: 18 Jun 02 - 06:33 PM Do It Yourself Jerry |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Amergin Date: 18 Jun 02 - 06:34 PM OS not detected |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Jack the Sailor Date: 18 Jun 02 - 06:34 PM Have another drink |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Jack the Sailor Date: 18 Jun 02 - 06:35 PM Any last requests A short delay Please Stand By |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Amergin Date: 18 Jun 02 - 06:40 PM You're cut off. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Morticia Date: 18 Jun 02 - 06:40 PM "one more thing" "are you serious?" "Mum, I need....." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Devilmaster Date: 18 Jun 02 - 06:41 PM man and wife...... :) Steve |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Deda Date: 18 Jun 02 - 06:43 PM Let's be friends... Got a second? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: greg stephens Date: 18 Jun 02 - 06:51 PM By the way... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: michaelr Date: 18 Jun 02 - 06:53 PM Truth be told... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Celtic Soul Date: 18 Jun 02 - 06:55 PM "I love you"... From someone you'd rather not hear them from. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Dani Date: 18 Jun 02 - 06:57 PM I need space... Dani |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: artbrooks Date: 18 Jun 02 - 06:59 PM Can I drive? (from teenaged daughter) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Janie Date: 18 Jun 02 - 07:02 PM Honey, I need.... Janie |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 18 Jun 02 - 07:07 PM What is folk? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: BanjoRay Date: 18 Jun 02 - 07:09 PM What's it in? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Justa Picker Date: 18 Jun 02 - 07:19 PM Guitar talk: Bridge is lifting. Top's pulled up. Seam separation here. Worn but together. What is 4/4? Other: Hi. Margin call. Your check bounced. Timing chain's gone. I'm only 15. Mudcat is down. I'd suggest euthanaisa.
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST Date: 18 Jun 02 - 07:20 PM Max is God Mudcat never breaks Send some money Never hear why Mudcat is great
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Mickey191 Date: 18 Jun 02 - 07:32 PM First thing I thought of-You have cancer. Was ready to give my sympathys Bobert. So glad I'm wrong. Another Shatner Thread. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 18 Jun 02 - 08:11 PM kiss my arse. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Uncle_DaveO Date: 18 Jun 02 - 08:12 PM In the UK, I'm sure it should be: "Time, gentlemen, time!" Or in the US, simply "No more beer!" Dave Oesterreich |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Celtic Soul Date: 18 Jun 02 - 08:14 PM Is it in? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Sorcha Date: 18 Jun 02 - 08:18 PM Young child needed Toddler needed for assembly No instructions necessary Simple, playable tune (I LOVE it, Bobert!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: CarolC Date: 18 Jun 02 - 08:55 PM "The rabbit died." (I know that one's a little dated, but still... ) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: michaelr Date: 18 Jun 02 - 08:57 PM Catspaw proves useful! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Dani Date: 18 Jun 02 - 09:06 PM "Mama, come quick!" Dani |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Celtic Soul Date: 18 Jun 02 - 09:15 PM What Mack Truck???
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Mudlark Date: 18 Jun 02 - 09:58 PM A buying opportunity (stock market)
Better sit down...
Can you hold?
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: DonMeixner Date: 18 Jun 02 - 10:11 PM Your what hurts? Your sister's are bigger.( OK that's four) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Little Hawk Date: 19 Jun 02 - 12:16 AM "My fellow Americans..." - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: wysiwyg Date: 19 Jun 02 - 12:28 AM Mom, what is sex? Daddy, what's THAT? Papa, where's mine? ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Jeanie Date: 19 Jun 02 - 02:17 AM "With all respect..." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: greg stephens Date: 19 Jun 02 - 03:27 AM Better sit down |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: greg stephens Date: 19 Jun 02 - 03:28 AM Shatner Little Hawk |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,Crazy Eddie Date: 19 Jun 02 - 05:48 AM You are WHAT? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Declan Date: 19 Jun 02 - 06:24 AM Crazy Eddies contribution is well known in Northside Dublin as a marriage proposal. Also (as far as I can remember) the opening words of "The Snapper" by Roddy Doyle, although knowing Roddy it was probably You're F&*((ing Wha'?. How about Do you play (followed by) Fields of Athenry Streets of London The Lonesome Boatman The Marino Waltz Willie Mc Bride. To mention but a few. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: CarolC Date: 19 Jun 02 - 06:27 AM Not my problem
Not my department
Come back Monday
Stick 'em up This won't hurt |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: gnu Date: 19 Jun 02 - 06:31 AM I said/wrote/meant what ?
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 19 Jun 02 - 07:04 AM Not to worry |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Grab Date: 19 Jun 02 - 07:43 AM In my opinion... No offence, but... Or the most worrying when driving with someone:- Argh arghhh aaaarghhhh!
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST Date: 19 Jun 02 - 07:51 AM Hurray for WYSIWIG All her examples Of THREE words have FOUR instead Well done, Susan! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST Date: 19 Jun 02 - 07:54 AM By the way Jesus is dead
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: SharonA Date: 19 Jun 02 - 08:03 AM Public-TV pledge drive Where's the kid? (or cat or dog or whoever has gotten out of the house unnoticed) Another root canal Bobert, go practice! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: HuwG Date: 19 Jun 02 - 08:31 AM You can't lose Press any key Gimme an E! for tuning purposes only, I hasten to add Last orders, please! UK public houses Best before end ... Darling, I'm pregnant |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: The Walrus at work Date: 19 Jun 02 - 08:33 AM What about "Brewed under licence" (translates as: "The same crap we usually brew, but with a well known foreign label slapped on the bottle/can" Walrus |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: MMario Date: 19 Jun 02 - 08:35 AM I like monkeys! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Mr Red Date: 19 Jun 02 - 08:37 AM Bobert you forgot the next three - easy as pie. hang a left the other left do a U-ie tree? what tree? my insurance details |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: lady penelope Date: 19 Jun 02 - 08:46 AM Bare with us Not long now Not yet dispatched New password required ( seems to happen far too frequently at work and I'm running out of memorable words/phrases ) "I've just used the last....." ( I know it'snot three words but... ) And on London Transport Public Address Systems...."We're experiencing delays....." TTFN M'Lady P. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,gnomad (better try again) Date: 19 Jun 02 - 09:05 AM Cheque in post or you'll like this |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: C-flat Date: 19 Jun 02 - 09:38 AM Can we talk? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: SharonA Date: 19 Jun 02 - 09:53 AM No toilet paper. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Amergin Date: 19 Jun 02 - 11:21 AM george w. bush |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: annamill Date: 19 Jun 02 - 12:50 PM Just trust me.... Right! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,Arkie Date: 19 Jun 02 - 12:51 PM You can't missit. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: MMario Date: 19 Jun 02 - 12:53 PM Do you think...? I've heard that..... The Mudcat's Down! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Dead Horse Date: 19 Jun 02 - 02:03 PM You're on next. It's your round. Pipe Returned False. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Kim C Date: 19 Jun 02 - 02:11 PM Can we talk? Want to help? (if you answer Yes to this, you end up getting the whole project dumped into your lap! Here's an idea. I've been thinking. Are you awake? What's for supper? Honey, guess what? It costs WHAT? Look at this. I broke something. The dog vomited. I'll check back. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Charley Noble Date: 19 Jun 02 - 02:32 PM I'm a singer-songwriter... I play banjo... I play concertina... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: MMario Date: 19 Jun 02 - 02:33 PM GUEST has arrived |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: AliUK Date: 19 Jun 02 - 02:38 PM Have you finished? I won´t cum. This side up |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Amergin Date: 19 Jun 02 - 02:43 PM get to work i fell out got a headache |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Catherine Jayne Date: 19 Jun 02 - 02:45 PM It wasn't me! Would I do......? Wait and see. You want what? I said what? Did you see....? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: HuwG Date: 19 Jun 02 - 03:14 PM General Protection Failure as in, "Who is General Protection Failure, and why is he trying to read my hard disk ?" I'll play along Press for attention |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Kim C Date: 19 Jun 02 - 03:56 PM Read my lips. No new taxes. Touch my monkey. Sure, sing along. Bless your heart. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: SharonA Date: 19 Jun 02 - 04:04 PM "Mahhh Ahhhh Meeeeeeeeee!!!!" (the pronunciation of "Mommy" when the child is either lost, injured, or interested in having Mommy buy the entire toy store) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,Just Amy Date: 19 Jun 02 - 04:28 PM I love this..... I'll have another another blonde joke (makes me run screaming)
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Amergin Date: 19 Jun 02 - 05:44 PM a republican president... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: ddw Date: 19 Jun 02 - 05:55 PM Your license, please I'm a cop Help is coming
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Herga Kitty Date: 19 Jun 02 - 06:08 PM System memory low Where did I? Who am I? Who are you Did I really? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: THE MAJOR Date: 19 Jun 02 - 06:20 PM (Daughter on the phone to Mum) "I need Dad" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Lanfranc Date: 19 Jun 02 - 06:26 PM Could you just ..... ?
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: BanjoRay Date: 19 Jun 02 - 06:37 PM Public Entertainment Licence (if that's what PEL stands for!) Cheers |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,outlawsinger Date: 19 Jun 02 - 06:46 PM Wow! So many dreaded phrases. Someone should write some poetry out of these. Would you mind... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Paul from Hull Date: 19 Jun 02 - 06:55 PM STOP! Armed Police! (happily I speak NOT from personal experience in this case.....*G*) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,kendall Date: 19 Jun 02 - 06:58 PM You are fired, Mike Wallace called |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 19 Jun 02 - 07:01 PM It's your turn.... Don't get upset..... I couldn't help..... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,kiwi Date: 19 Jun 02 - 07:36 PM Good onya mate! No worries mate.. Raewyn, you awake? (Aussie foreplay 1) brace yourself Raewyn.. (Aussie foreplay 2) I'm comin' in (A F 3) was that it?? (final response) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Gray D Date: 19 Jun 02 - 08:08 PM "Darling, your wallet?" or "Dad, your wallet?" usually "Where's my wallet" (admittedly, there's one word missing there) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Little Hawk Date: 19 Jun 02 - 10:58 PM George W. Bush James Tiberius Kirk Only in Canada... - LH
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Celtic Soul Date: 19 Jun 02 - 11:10 PM Ah, crap, MMario! You beat me to the punch! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,SmashedFlat Date: 19 Jun 02 - 11:11 PM What's that smell? Did you tune? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,SmashedFlat Date: 19 Jun 02 - 11:27 PM Oh, and.... I'm sorry, but...... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Bobert Date: 19 Jun 02 - 11:29 PM Will, dangz, wears der bobberzt? Iz jus stopted en ta see ifenz he wanded me ta git any ting ad fer Dwedet Sprengz Stor and hez done lef the pudder own an youz'll be messin wid 3 dreated words and remintz me of a few mah ownseff. Will, Iz gonna triez out afew onya jus' ta see ifinz they okay wid ya an allz. Las Iren City? Shee Vetts Rulez! Retherz fir me. Gonna eat dat? Iz din'tz enhallz. Hay, Iz gettin pudry gud ad dis, ain Iz. Oh, I here der bobberzt. Donz knowbuddy teil hem Iz been hear, ya here? OK, one las won... God ta go...
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,Tom Dowling Date: 20 Jun 02 - 12:15 AM ...long story short..... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,Tom Dowling Date: 20 Jun 02 - 12:19 AM ...Assume the position. ...license and registration... ....where's the fire?
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: TeriLu Date: 20 Jun 02 - 12:31 AM dry clean only testing in progress |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Amos Date: 20 Jun 02 - 12:47 AM Boss wants ya. Not tonight, dear. Don't get it! Oh, shut up! Can if ahwanna Be very afraid... Latitudinal transvector polymorphism... I don't hafta! Congress passes law... New tax regulations! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 20 Jun 02 - 01:21 AM A word please? (usually the boss) Let me just..... (It's never just, it always infernal) Although your work..... (softening up before the blow) S/he said you..... (putting the blame on someone else) Off the record..... (yeah, is it ever?) Have you done....? (I know you haven't or I wouldn't ask) Whilst I understand..... (meaning they don't) One more thing.... (and 17 others with it...) That your melodeon? Can I borrow? (guaranteed to bring fear and trembling into the hearts of both lender and audience alike) LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 20 Jun 02 - 01:40 AM Could be worse... (yeah, like I need that!) It doesn't matter (to you maybe.....) Why even bother? (Because if I didn't then who would, and nothing ever gets changed by not bothering). LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Chip2447 Date: 20 Jun 02 - 03:18 AM Not my fault
I'm not married
I'm almost eighteen
Sorry bout that
It'll never happen
Do you Mind?
Another Shatner Thread
Don't touch that(usually followed by a horrendous crash)
Your mother called
Internal Revenue Service
Are these poisonious?
"IT'S THE POLICE!!!" Chip2447
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,mick /punch the horse Date: 20 Jun 02 - 06:17 AM "i've followed through" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: VoxFox Date: 20 Jun 02 - 09:57 AM Are you busy? Hold this, please. Be right back. Just a second. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Kim C Date: 20 Jun 02 - 10:04 AM You'll know this. or Kim will know. Usually followed by someone asking me some ridiculous question that I really don't know the answer to, and I'm wondering why in the hell they ever thought to ask me in the first place. This is fun! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: fat B****rd Date: 20 Jun 02 - 11:56 AM Told ya so |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: SharonA Date: 20 Jun 02 - 12:56 PM Back to work! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: MMario Date: 20 Jun 02 - 01:10 PM bite your tongue!
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: SharonA Date: 20 Jun 02 - 01:16 PM Okay... Bagghh thoo wurrgghh! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: MILZ Date: 20 Jun 02 - 02:09 PM no offence but.... (goes on to say the most offenive thing ever!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Celtic Soul Date: 20 Jun 02 - 07:29 PM I have HIV (if you were ever intimate), Do it yourself. (When it aint yer job), ba da bing (from anyone, anywhere, anytime), Let me help (from someone you'd rather take nothing from), That's not it (when shopping with a 10 year old who wants to look like a super model and hates everything she tries on), Five more minutes (from your honey, who doesn't seem to need sleep), I am sorry (from someone you know is completely disingenuous, and means not one letter in the phrase), You're laid off.
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Little Hawk Date: 20 Jun 02 - 09:56 PM Who's William Shatner?
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Amos Date: 20 Jun 02 - 10:21 PM Overweight Canadian has-been... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,outlawsinger Date: 20 Jun 02 - 10:48 PM the condom broke... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: katlaughing Date: 20 Jun 02 - 11:46 PM From the top! Ask your doctor (in the drug company ads) Is it time? My water broke! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Jim Krause Date: 20 Jun 02 - 11:54 PM I don't care. Truth or consequences Truth in advertising. An oxymoron, anyway.
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: CarolC Date: 21 Jun 02 - 01:54 AM "Mind the bellows" (followed by a shriek emanating from the woman playing her new accordion for the first time) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: fox4zero Date: 21 Jun 02 - 01:57 AM Senator Oliver North |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 21 Jun 02 - 02:15 AM What's so bad about the IRS? They're very nice as employers go....! Any way.... World Cup Action. World Cup here. World Cup higlights Wimbledon Fortnight Here Racing from (insert racecourse) Have you finished? I met someone World Cup Special Bank Holiday Monday (more bloody sports) It's your round. World Cup Offers David Beckham's foot Michael Owen's groin World Cup Snacks See a pattern here??? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: SharonA Date: 21 Jun 02 - 09:18 AM Over 100 posts! (Okay, so "one hundred" is really two words) (So sue me) See Part Two |