BS: Lonelyhearts Plea

Subject: Lonelyhearts Plea
From: GUEST,Mickey191
Date: 12 Jul 02 - 05:31 PM

Hi Folks, These are supposed to be legitimate ads from an Irish paper. Bad tempered,foul-mouthed old bastard living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks 21 yr. old blonde with big chest. Bitter,disillusioned Kerryman rejected by longtime fiance, seeks decent,honest,reliable woman. If such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet faced bitches. < My question: What would your ad say? >

Subject: RE: BS: Lonelyhearts Plea
From: GUEST,Mickey191
Date: 12 Jul 02 - 05:33 PM

My Question-What would your ad say??

Subject: RE: BS: Lonelyhearts Plea
From: GUEST,(Not a Guest)Mickey191
Date: 12 Jul 02 - 05:36 PM

My question got misplaced---Oh, here it is-What would your ad say?

Subject: RE: BS: Lonelyhearts Plea
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 12 Jul 02 - 05:39 PM

Are you the man who can make me what I've always wanted to be, a rich widow?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Lonelyhearts Plea
From: Jerry Rasmussen
Date: 12 Jul 02 - 05:51 PM

Looking for a woman who wouldn't be caught dead answering this ad. (I got one..)

Jerry

Subject: RE: BS: Lonelyhearts Plea
From: C-flat
Date: 12 Jul 02 - 08:13 PM

Then there's the guy who placed an ad. in the classified section;
"WIFE WANTED"
Next day he received dozens of replies...
"YOU CAN HAVE MINE!"

Subject: RE: BS: Lonelyhearts Plea
From: C-flat
Date: 12 Jul 02 - 08:17 PM

I should add that I found my Miss.Right,(I just didn't know that her first name was "Always")
C-flat(looking nervously over his shoulder while typing)

Subject: RE: BS: Lonelyhearts Plea
From: Amergin
Date: 12 Jul 02 - 08:28 PM

severely depressed man with a magic tongue seeks woman to taste.

Subject: RE: BS: Lonelyhearts Plea
From: Mickey191
Date: 12 Jul 02 - 08:33 PM

Here's another from the same source-though this is kinda sad: Following a recent loss,tea totaler Tipperary man 53, seeks replacement Mammy. Must like biscuits and answer to Minnie.