Subject: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST,Len Wallace Date: 17 Jun 03 - 11:30 AM Hello Fellow Travellers, Here's a strange request. Aside from collecting bad accordion jokes I have a penchant for collecting stupid, funny, crass, dumb, in bad taste (you name it) song titles. Anybody got any they'd like to share. So far some of my list contains the following: "I Can't Go to the Prison Dance 'Cuase They're Hanging Me Tonight" "My Sweetheart Lives Over the Border But She's Coming Across Tonight" "I Use to Kiss Her on the Lips But It's All Over Now" "Her Lips Were Sweeter Than Wine But She Had a Face Like a Whiskey Sour" "Grandma Get Off The Stove You're Too Old To Ride The Range" "Prison Shower Blues" by Dixon Butts Anyone care to share my passion? For music that never dies, Len Wallace |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Leadfingers Date: 17 Jun 03 - 12:46 PM 'Dont Go Down the Mine Daddy You've Got Enough Slack in Your Pants' That Sort of Thing ??? |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: weerover Date: 17 Jun 03 - 01:58 PM "They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore" - Kinky Friedman wr |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: wysiwyg Date: 17 Jun 03 - 02:10 PM You can find a BUNCH of them by looking up old Song Challenge threads (see FAQ thread for details on searches). Many parodies written to fit specific news stories. ~S~ |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST,Arkie Date: 17 Jun 03 - 02:31 PM Like "The Man Who Fell Through A Hole In His Shoe" and "Don't Our Love Look Natural Lying There"? |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST,Scott Date: 17 Jun 03 - 02:42 PM How about "Get Your Tounge Out of My Mouth Cause I'm Kissin' You Goodbye." Ray Stevens did this one, but I don't think it originated with him. |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 17 Jun 03 - 03:47 PM "They're Hanging Him For Paying His Taxes" About the goose herd who tried to give the King The Bird, then offered the Queen a Goose instead... Robin |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: DocMando Date: 17 Jun 03 - 03:49 PM "May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose" By Little Jimmy Dickens |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Janie Date: 17 Jun 03 - 04:07 PM "She Broke My Heart So I Broke Her Jaw" "She Stomped Across My Heart Like It Was Texas" |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Bat Goddess Date: 17 Jun 03 - 04:13 PM Living In Braintree With You In Methuen Is Almost Like Living In Lowell by Larry Flint Linn |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST,CraigS Date: 17 Jun 03 - 05:11 PM From a rock concert, circa 1970 (I think it might have been Pink Floyd but in those days everything got hazy real easy) Meet Me outside The Pawnbrokers and I'll Kiss You Under The Balls! The real master of this art was the Music Hall comic, Billy Bennett - in relation to whom I mention www.monologues.co.uk (don't let Leadfingers know). |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Folkiedave Date: 17 Jun 03 - 05:11 PM "My Wife Ran off With My Best Friend But I Still Love Him" is always given by me as an example of the C and W genre. |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST,Johnny in OKC Date: 17 Jun 03 - 07:35 PM "How Can I Miss You, If You Won't Go Away?" |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Compton Date: 17 Jun 03 - 08:07 PM I'm so lonesome in the saddle since my horse died. You stole my wife, you horse thief. Get off the gas stove granny, you're too old to ride the range. |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST,Arkie Date: 17 Jun 03 - 09:16 PM The Man That Came Between Us (Was Me) She's Not Rose, But She's Not Bad, And Rose Is Not Here She Feels Like A New Man Tonight. Get Off the Table, Mabel (The Two Dollars is for the Beer) Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In The Bed. |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST,Stew Date: 17 Jun 03 - 09:16 PM "Now That We're Both Miserable, I Hope You're Happy" |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: reggie miles Date: 17 Jun 03 - 10:24 PM "The Tears Of Her Eyes Washed Out The Bridge Of Her Nose" or how about, "I Knew She Really Missed Me When The Ashtray Flew Past My Head" - The Geezenslavs <-sp? |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: banjo1925 Date: 17 Jun 03 - 10:25 PM And then there's: I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me Than a Frontal Lobotomy! |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: John Hindsill Date: 17 Jun 03 - 10:50 PM You Can't Have Your Kate & Edith Too -- The Statler Brothers I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying in My Bed On My Back While I Cry Over You -- Song coupling: You Are All the World to Me Make the World Go Away |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST Date: 18 Jun 03 - 12:46 AM "I Could Always Find me an Unhappy Woman Until I Started looking for Mine" |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST,Gene Date: 18 Jun 03 - 01:33 AM Check it out... ALL TIME BEST of the WORST Country Song Titles... http://www.downstream.sk.ca/country.htm |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Joe Offer Date: 18 Jun 03 - 01:57 AM I gather that Who'll Chop Your Suey When I'm Gone is somewhat of a "standard" - but it's also probably "politically incorrect." -Joe Offer- |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Geoff the Duck Date: 18 Jun 03 - 05:02 AM I always liked Alex Harvey's "There's no lights on the Christmas tree mother, they're burning Big Louie tonight" Quack! GtD. |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Mr Red Date: 18 Jun 03 - 05:44 AM I'm sure we have had chapter and verse on my favourite You got the Gold Mine - I Got the Shaft Beatles didn't do - "Penny Lain" or "I want to hold your gland" but I bet there are parodies. |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: MikeofNorthumbria Date: 18 Jun 03 - 06:06 AM "If I offered to peel you an orange, would you say I was taking the pith?" |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Geoff the Duck Date: 18 Jun 03 - 09:19 AM I just saw a Roger Millar compilation in a shop. One track was entitled "You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd" Quack!1 GtD. |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Wilfried Schaum Date: 18 Jun 03 - 09:28 AM DACHSHUNDS WITH ERECTIONS CAN'T CLIMB STAIRS, by Les Barker |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST,banjoman Date: 18 Jun 03 - 09:40 AM From an early Debbie McClatchy LP "You were only F*****g while I was making love. The hole in the elephant's bottom |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Shields Folk Date: 18 Jun 03 - 11:29 AM You broke my heart in seventeen places, Shepherds Bush was only one....Kirsty McCall |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST,Dave H Date: 18 Jun 03 - 01:30 PM |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST Date: 18 Jun 03 - 02:10 PM Meathook in my anus by Tumour??? |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST,Dave H Date: 18 Jun 03 - 02:22 PM The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati Earache My Eye - Cheech and Chong Existential Blues - Tom "T-Bone" Stankus I Think I'm Turning Japanese - The Vapors The Ballad of Irving (The 142nd Fastest Gun in the West) I'm The Only Gay Eskimo In My Tribe |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: John Hindsill Date: 18 Jun 03 - 07:19 PM Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through the Goal Posts of Life---also qualifies in the gospel cuties. |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST,Ray Bucknell Date: 18 Jun 03 - 07:36 PM |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST,Ray Bucknell Date: 18 Jun 03 - 08:01 PM What I DID write was: "If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me?" sung by The Bellamy Brothers (don't know who wrote it) "My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don't Love Jesus" by Jimmy Buffett "Atta Boy, Girl" by Roger Miller |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: robomatic Date: 18 Jun 03 - 08:28 PM I Miss You So Bad It's Almost Like Having You Here She Left Me for a One Legged Dwarf for the Good Sex |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST Date: 19 Jun 03 - 01:20 AM "Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight?" (That was actually written by friends of my aunt, and was rather a hit in the early '60's.) |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: GUEST,reggie miles Date: 19 Jun 03 - 01:12 PM I was inspired to include a version of this line in a recent song I've completed. "I Gave You A Ring, You Gave Me The Finger" |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Ed T Date: 13 Dec 08 - 11:13 AM From http://www.c-boom.com/humor3.htm Get Your Biscuits In The Oven and Your Buns In Bed Get Your Tongue Out'a My Mouth Cause I'm Kissin' You Goodbye Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me? Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling Got In At 2 With a 10, and Woke Up At 10 With A 2 Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run, So I Figure We Got An Even Deal Keep Forgettin', I Forgot About You Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well Still Miss You Baby, But My Aims Gettin' Better Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like Having You Here I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over You. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don't Love Jesus My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him Please Bypass This Heart She Got The Ring and I Got the Finger You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Phil Edwards Date: 13 Dec 08 - 12:13 PM Funny and inspirational, or at least reassuring: Jesus Doesn't Want Me For A Sunbeam |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Acorn4 Date: 13 Dec 08 - 12:30 PM The c/w list seems to have missed: "Thay Call me Cleopatra, 'cos I'm the Queen of De-nial", by Pam Tillis. |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: topical tom Date: 13 Dec 08 - 03:25 PM "Sleeping at the Foot of the Bed" by Little Jimmy Dickens. "The Milk Cow Blues" "The Streak" "Go Easy, Mabel" "Too Old to Cut The Mustard Any More" |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Bill D Date: 13 Dec 08 - 03:28 PM Real song with real words "BILLY BROKE MY HEART AT WALGREENS (AND I CRIED ALL THE WAY TO SEARS) Ruby Wright - 1965" |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Willie-O Date: 14 Dec 08 - 11:10 AM I like the philosophical grandiosity of: "You Were Just a Splinter In My Ass As I Slid Down the Banister of Life" I usually see that atttached to Ed T's list above. W-O |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Bernard Date: 14 Dec 08 - 11:22 AM I Know You're Over Me Now You're Under Him... How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away... |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Little Hawk Date: 14 Dec 08 - 01:32 PM Did anyone yet mention "I've Been Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart" ? It's a country classic, often performed by my friend Johnny Death. It has a whole bunch of funny lines, not just the title. |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: topical tom Date: 14 Dec 08 - 04:34 PM "They're Moving Father's Grave to Build a Sewer" by The Clancy Brothers Clicky |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: Big Al Whittle Date: 14 Dec 08 - 09:27 PM can't think what you mean. |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: paula t Date: 15 Dec 08 - 05:42 PM Geoff the Duck, How about that other Roger Miller classic, "My Uncle used to love me but she died." Actually a very funny and catchy song. |
Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles From: oldhippie Date: 15 Dec 08 - 07:08 PM "Jesus, Jack Daniels, and a Vibrator Make Everything Alright" by Donna Kay Honey and the Cowpokers |
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