Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: Mark Ross
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 09:10 PM

SHE WAS BRED IN OLD KENTUCKY, BUT SHE'S ONLY A CRUMB UP HERE

Mark Ross

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: GUEST,Jonathan Zuckerman
Date: 20 Feb 10 - 11:54 AM

"May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose"
The Future isn't what it used to be"
"You're the reason are kids are so ugly"
"Tequilla makes her clothes fall off."

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: deepdoc1
Date: 20 Feb 10 - 12:25 PM

It's Hard To Kiss the Lips at Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long
Rodney Crowell & Vince Gill

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: Amos
Date: 20 Feb 10 - 01:51 PM

Are You Drinkin With Me Jesus? (courtesy of Sylvester)
by Mojo Nixon, Country Dick Montana, Peter & Louise Berryman (BMI)
According to Sylvester, the song contains the truly touching lyrics:
"Does your head pound Jesus as hung over you do rise....how does paradise look Jesus, through holy bloodshot eyes...
Should we take a cab home Jesus...aw man we can hoof it from here...
I know you can walk on the water but can you walk on this much beer?"

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: mousethief
Date: 21 Feb 10 - 01:30 AM

Pink Floyd was mentioned but not their greatest song title:

Several Species of Small, Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Groovin' With a Pict

(If you can find a copy to listen to, it's a real .. um .. different experience. Think 1969, think mind-altering substances.)

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: GUEST,ACcountryFan
Date: 21 Feb 10 - 02:15 AM

quote: "How about "Get Your Tounge Out of My Mouth Cause I'm Kissin' You Goodbye." Ray Stevens did this one, but I don't think it originated with him."

The actual title is "I'm Kissin' You Goodbye". It's from Ray's 1984 album called: He Thinks He's Ray Stevens.

Ray wrote the song and it's very funny.

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 21 Feb 10 - 02:15 AM

The [unhappily] late Kirsty MacColl, mentioned above, was good at such obliquely catchy titles: I always partic liked "Don't come the cowboy with me, Sonny Jim" & "There's a guy works down the chipshop swears he's Elvis".

I would also instance Gluck/Gold/Weiner's "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to", sung originally by Lesley Gore.

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: Bernard
Date: 21 Feb 10 - 02:52 PM

Don't Go Down to the Shrimp Boats, Daddy, Mummy's Coming Home With the Crabs...

I Know You're Over Me Now You're Under Him!

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: Bert
Date: 21 Feb 10 - 04:16 PM

No one has mentioned 'Cow Patty'

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: Charley Noble
Date: 21 Feb 10 - 08:56 PM

Deep Doc1-

Thanks for the link to that great love song above.

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Feb 10 - 01:57 PM

anyone have the musical monologue the woman hater poss billy bennet?

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: GUEST,ruairiobroin
Date: 26 Feb 10 - 05:47 PM

Lord please send me a blonde cos I'm tired of squeezin blackheads.

You caught my eye, when my boyfriend knocked it out.

Did you ever catch your micky in a mousetrap?

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.

Nellie put your belly next to mine

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Feb 10 - 11:31 PM

The Celery Stalks at Midnight

How Could You Believe Me When I Said I Loved You (When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life)?

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: deepdoc1
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 09:34 PM

@Charlie Noble -

You're welcome! Being retired Navy (old sailor?), I have a fond memory of your name. I knew of a Navy diver by that name years ago. Antwho, glad you liked one of my theme songs.

JimB

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: GUEST,Mittagong
Date: 06 Jul 11 - 08:35 PM

"I can't get you out of my mind, 'cause your feet are sticking outta my ears"

"I used to kiss her on the lips, but it's all over now"

"Put your glass eye in father,can't you see I'm outta work?"

"I only have ice for Hugh"

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: Bernard
Date: 07 Jul 11 - 09:14 AM

The Last Word in Lonesome is Me

You Cannae Shove Your Granny off a Bus

Tonight I Sellotape My Glove to You

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: SINSULL
Date: 07 Jul 11 - 10:11 AM

I've Got A Rose Between My Toes From Walking From The Hothouse To You.

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: PHJim
Date: 08 Jul 11 - 01:00 AM

It's Better To Lose A Lover Than To Love A Loser - Catfish Willie

Subject: RE: Looking For Stupid/Funny Song Titles
From: Uncle Phil
Date: 08 Jul 11 - 07:09 PM

Your Husband is Cheating on Us - performed by Denise LaSalle