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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: Noreen Date: 08 Jul 03 - 08:12 PM A woodworm creeps along the bar, carefully avoiding the eagle-eyed(?) yellow duck and asks: "Is the bar tender here?" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: Morticia Date: 08 Jul 03 - 07:19 PM I've been without ISP since Friday...a cruel and unusual punishment that defies the Geneva Convention and has left me bereft.....well, except for the quick 10 minute check in at work yesterday....I've really missed you all and may I please have a pint of Old and Nasty? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: Geoff the Duck Date: 08 Jul 03 - 05:05 PM I think I'll keep MY ultrasecret package tucked away for now , thanks! Quack! Now where did I put that pint down?... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: Rapparee Date: 08 Jul 03 - 05:03 PM Hot diggedy! With Mario receiving the Ultra Secret package the Allies are certain to win World War Two!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: Amos Date: 08 Jul 03 - 04:07 PM Yay for ultrasecret packages!! I think.... A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: GUEST,MMario Date: 08 Jul 03 - 04:01 PM *urp* Seems to be a slack time in the party - guess I'll go home for a bit and wait for the mail and my ultra-secret package that's suppossed to be arriving any time soon. But first - another Pint beertender! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: MMario Date: 08 Jul 03 - 03:58 PM *crawls out from under the table* What is that gawdaweful quacking? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: Geoff the Duck Date: 08 Jul 03 - 03:36 PM HELLO THERE???? Where has everyone gone?????? Am I back in the Tavern???? Oh Bog! - I seem to have fallen through some subspace wormhole into something that looks like the Tavern, maybe in a universe where people never evolved, maybe just after closing time? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: Geoff the Duck Date: 06 Jul 03 - 07:15 PM Door of fridge opens..... small head peeks out.. Quack! Well - there was a close miss. Good job I recalled the 4th dimension subspace anomaly in the icebox! Will someone pour me a pint please! GtD. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: Liz the Squeak Date: 06 Jul 03 - 06:33 AM Well if that is so, it shows that God, Yaweh, Jehova, Zeuss, Odin, or whatever he calls himself these days is probably a girl.... a girl with a really WICKED sense of humour..... I mean, given the chance, would any bloke have wanted to give himself the 'last chicken in the shop', the 'sausage on a plate', the 'flibberty flobberties', the purple pudding' or the 'dead baby bird' look? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: Geoff the Duck Date: 05 Jul 03 - 11:14 AM Let's face it - God, Yaweh, Jehova, Zeuss, Odin, or whatever he calls himself these days, invented the shape in the first place. He's probably just showing off! Quack! ZZZZZZZSSSSSTTTTBANG!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: Rapparee Date: 04 Jul 03 - 05:38 PM Maybe even God likes the cookies at Morti and Allan's wedding. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: Allan C. Date: 04 Jul 03 - 02:00 PM What I want to know is how one of those cookies made it all the way out there! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: Amos Date: 04 Jul 03 - 12:55 PM It's God's way of saying "F*** You" to George Bush, right? A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: Rapparee Date: 04 Jul 03 - 10:27 AM Oh, what the hell! No, it's not what you think!! You have a dirty mind!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: Noreen Date: 03 Jul 03 - 09:28 PM In dance the matrons of honour, all tesselated... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: Amos Date: 03 Jul 03 - 09:25 PM Thanks, Noreen! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: Rapparee Date: 03 Jul 03 - 08:37 PM Oh, yeah, I was gonna say, as they say in Kentucky, 'tain't much of a weddin' without one or two fights.... Rules: no guns, no broken bottles, no knives; no brass knuckles; no life preservers, no blackjacks, tire irons, lengths of pipe, or saps; no eye-gouging; no ears bitten completely off, and gentlemen and ladies will assist in cleaning up by courteously returned any teeth knocked out to the person they knocked them out of. If you're going to knee or kick a guy in the crotch, please be considerate of his SO. And have fun, fun, fun! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: Rapparee Date: 03 Jul 03 - 08:31 PM I always thought that tesselates were those things that women dancers in tawdry, smoke-filled bars wore. You know, the things they can twirl around by muscular action.... As for fightin' and generally raising a ruckus, smashing furniture, and stuff like that -- feel free, but I don't want to get involved. One war is enough for anybody, and these days I want to limit my wars to the boud type. Y'all chose up sides, Anomalies vs. Tessarects, and I'll just sit here and watch. And drink. I'll let you know if/when the cops come. If they do, I'll try to catch them in a non-linear space/time/gravity paradox -- perhaps an ultra-Klein bottle -- and watch to see what happens if or when they approach the blue event horizon limit. Will they stretch to infinity? Will it be gory? Or will they silently and swiftly vanish away? Good name for a group, that, Blue Event Horizon. Sounds like an even better Festival name. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: Noreen Date: 03 Jul 03 - 07:46 PM Amos, that's lovely!! Are the Tesseracts related to the Tesselates? At least the Tesselates fit in well, Rapaire... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: Geoff the Duck Date: 03 Jul 03 - 04:43 PM The Future's not ours to see? if you Tesselate! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: Geoff the Duck Date: 03 Jul 03 - 04:41 PM And here's Doris Day Tesselate -elate Whatever shall be Will be..... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: Amos Date: 03 Jul 03 - 04:01 PM My love is an anomaly So far from every known pattern That only the brightest of minds and the deepest of hearts Could ever see where it lies; Thus, we have found each other Far from statistics. Rejoice, rejoice! We are strange together! What hope! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: Geoff the Duck Date: 03 Jul 03 - 03:22 PM Here's one on the Jukebox! Whisky is the one thing sure people's gonna make But when they get you on the Mudcat Tavern You done seen your mistake All night long and I couldn't get away All night long and I couldn't get away Break my neck and I couldn't get away Couldn't get away and I couldn't get away Oh go A-noma - 'noma Go on Amomaly Go on Anoma, my true love Have a little jubilee (With Apologies to Uncle Dave Macon) Quack! (Ducks and waddles) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: GUEST Date: 03 Jul 03 - 02:58 PM My darkling drear I luck you, I need shoes to be nine, together foot and foot we'll troll until the bend of lime. To the apple let us chasten, to be harried by the beast -then I'll tast the asp of my favorite bass and enjoy the bed at least! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: GUEST,amergin Date: 03 Jul 03 - 02:54 PM i dunno raipaire...in some families weddings are a good time to brawl... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: Rapparee Date: 03 Jul 03 - 02:52 PM Must everyone and everything take sides? Can't we all just get along together? This is a wedding celebration, not a sporting contest or a fight! Come, let's reason together and admit that we all can get along while recognizing the strength in our diversity. Yes, I think that...why is everyone going to sleep??? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: Noreen Date: 03 Jul 03 - 02:45 PM But who invited the Tesserects and the Anomalies? Are they on the bride's side or the groom's side? Look like trouble makers to me... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: Morticia Date: 03 Jul 03 - 12:14 PM actually, I think the anomalies went away when we persuaded Sinsull to stop feeding them..... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: GUEST Date: 03 Jul 03 - 11:34 AM aw heck - we haven't had a dangerous anomoly in here since 'Spaw tried to go through "The Door" - well, unless you count the various explosions during the Christmas/New Years party... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: Amos Date: 03 Jul 03 - 11:25 AM Anything else could? It may have escaped your attention, my dear colleague, that this entire virtual edifice is BUILT of dangerous anomalies in the continuua. All of them! Trans-continua anomalies of the most unsettling and harmful sort!! If Homeland Defense ever finds out what goes on in these Taverns, Ridge will join the Democratic Party from an overwhelm of anomalous discontinuities! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: GUEST,MMario Date: 03 Jul 03 - 11:21 AM HAYZUES, Amos! considering the queston was asked of someone who spends a large percent of his life time-traveling; in a virtual tavern; said tavern being mutable in location, decor and size - of COURSE we have sub-space tesserects! How the heck else would you want us to do it? Anything else could cause dangerous anomolies in the continuim |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: Rapparee Date: 03 Jul 03 - 10:44 AM Hey, Amos, don't you know that you can git anything you want at the Mudcat Cafe?? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: Amos Date: 03 Jul 03 - 10:32 AM A subspace TESSERACT? Keeewwwwwllllll!!! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: Rapparee Date: 03 Jul 03 - 09:06 AM Thanks. Tak. Gracias. Obrigado. Danke. Merci. Grazie. Etcetera. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: GUEST,MMario Date: 03 Jul 03 - 08:57 AM Guess no-one can hear me if I whisper... I said: If it's a real beer it should be in the Frigidaire marked "Real Beers " - probably on the top shelf. If it isn't there - reach through the sub-space tesserect cleverly disguised as a light fixture at the back of the second shelf and rummage around. The guy that sold it to me said it was connected to the warehouses of every REAL brewery in the world(s) through L-space. seems he knew this librarian into micro-brews.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: GUEST,MMario Date: 03 Jul 03 - 08:50 AM brings new meaning to the phrase 'going to the mat'if it's a real beer it should be in the Frigidaire |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: Allan C. Date: 03 Jul 03 - 03:10 AM MAG, we are in our respective corners, waiting for the bell to ring. *G* |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: MAG Date: 03 Jul 03 - 02:35 AM Maybe we should all bring our local microbrews to the next gathering ... where ARE the happy couple hiding out? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: Rapparee Date: 02 Jul 03 - 09:55 PM Mario, is there any Polygamy Porter around? The stuff that says "When one is not enough" and "Bring some home for the wives?" Yeah, Mario, it's a real beer, and pretty good too. Ya got any? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: Rapparee Date: 02 Jul 03 - 05:13 PM Do'n use no stinkin' blender...I brought a cement mixer. It's outside, help yourself. ('Sokay, I got most of the cement out.) I will now recite my pavorite foem: I am Jesus' little lamb He has made me what I am He will wash me white as snow What a dirty job for little Jesus! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: Geoff the Duck Date: 02 Jul 03 - 03:04 PM Hi Jen! There's been some really nice touches since my last visit! That green alligator green and purple sunburst finish on the ceiling REALLY adds something - and as for those hatchet shaped cutouts in the lino! Well they are a touch of genius!!! I can see that we will be getting some imaginative courgettes once the truck arrives! Have you got any good romantic music on the jukebox these days? You know the sort Chuck Berry - My Dingaling; Tie my Kangaroo Down, Sport; On top of Old Smokey; Help!..... Pour me a large pint of Ginger Minge and I'll have a browse. Quack! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: artbrooks Date: 02 Jul 03 - 02:20 PM 'Merican stuff...Ballard Bitter? Works for me!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: GUEST,MMario Date: 02 Jul 03 - 02:01 PM well - the cooler behind the bar has mostly 'merican stuff - probably counts as wierd, but the Guiness tanker is parked out back - just remember to shut the valve off after you've drawn your |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: artbrooks Date: 02 Jul 03 - 01:56 PM Didn't I get an e-mail recently telling me all about a guaranteed treatment for bent cookie cutters? Or was that for something else? Is there any beer, or only weird stuff? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: Amos Date: 02 Jul 03 - 12:59 PM 'S awright, duck -- get someone with a strong right hand to straighten 'em for ya! (Ducks and runs, pursued by teflon-coated rolling pin). A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: JenEllen Date: 02 Jul 03 - 12:54 PM MMario, I was gonna ask if you got busted, but that's an entirely different set of cookie cutters....*bg* I excuse myself of any responsibility ahead of time because of the directions on the lid of the box which include, but are not limited to, jello jigglers and bent cookies for "Over The Hill" parties (I suppose for decoration you have to substitute coconut shavings for chocolate jimmies?) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: Amos Date: 02 Jul 03 - 12:30 PM Sounds like the voice if hard experience, MM ... but I am really not sure I want to know!! :>( A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: GUEST,MMario Date: 02 Jul 03 - 12:19 PM the edges of them cookie cutters can be pretty sharp! some of them are sharp enough to cut linoleum - especially when they are tied onto the bottoms of shoes during a game of tag. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Goin2the Chapel TAVERN From: Amos Date: 02 Jul 03 - 11:55 AM I believe, actually, that the protestations from HRH might be related to a certain similarity of Appliance Abuse involving a puree of tomatoes... . God knows what you can do wrong with a cookie cutter, even one that looks like a tomahawk! A |
