BS: The Kennebunkport Hillbillies

Subject: BS: The Kennebunkport Hillbillies
From: GUEST,Don Hakman (donuel)
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 11:26 AM

Come and listen to a story bout a man named Jeb
He helped throw to elections so his bro could get ahead
Grandpa made a fortune off the Nazis and was sued
but now they make their money offa bubbilin crude.
(Oil that is...Iraqi tea...black gold.)

The first thaing ya know Jeb's dads a millionaire
He bought his kids some schoolin but the kids just didn't care
The oldest brother Neil ripped off Silverado Bank
The middle brother George drank so much that he stank.
(booze that is...hooch, with a cocaine chaser.)

Ol dad became the president of the United States.
The CIA made sure he was the perfect candidate.
He had others do his lyin and we had a couple wars.
But he lost the next election and he really was sore.
(Pissed that is...)

Jeb was given Florida, a graduation gift.
He was groomed ta be the Prez but there's an unexpected shift.
Somehow George did better on the dusty campaign trail.
George could not speak clearly so they thought he would fail.
(Like in Congress, the oil biz and National Guard.)

To win a tough election they all knew just what to do.
They changed a lot of ballots of good folks like me and you.
No longer a contender poor Jeb took one for the team.
Like all the rest of us he really got reamed.
(F'd that is...screwed, trapped in the family business of blood money and oil. )

Y'all come back now...


DH 2003

Subject: RE: BS: The Kennebunkport Hillbillies
From: GUEST,DH
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 11:27 AM

typo edit...


Come and listen to a story bout a man named Jeb
He helped to throw elections so his bro could get ahead
Grandpa made a fortune off the Nazis and was sued
but now they make their money offa bubbilin crude.
(Oil that is...Iraqi tea...black gold.)

The first thaing ya know Jeb's dads a millionaire
He bought his kids some schoolin but the kids just didn't care
The oldest brother Neil ripped off Silverado Bank
The middle brother George drank so much that he stank.
(booze that is...hooch, with a cocaine chaser.)

Ol dad became the president of the United States.
The CIA made sure he was the perfect candidate.
He had others do his lyin and we had a couple wars.
But he lost the next election and he really was sore.
(Pissed that is...)

Jeb was given Florida, a graduation gift.
He was groomed ta be the Prez but there's an unexpected shift.
Somehow George did better on the dusty campaign trail.
George could not speak clearly so they thought he would fail.
(Like in Congress, the oil biz and National Guard.)

To win a tough election they all knew just what to do.
They changed a lot of ballots of good folks like me and you.
No longer a contender poor Jeb took one for the team.
Like all the rest of us he really got reamed.
(F'd that is...screwed, trapped in the family business of blood money and oil. )

Y'all come back now...


DH 2003

Subject: RE: BS: The Kennebunkport Hillbillies
From: SINSULL
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 09:47 PM

Why blame it on Kennebunkport? Maine did not produce that white trash.
Or even NY.

Subject: RE: BS: The Kennebunkport Hillbillies
From: LadyJean
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 12:55 AM

A just and merciful God would allow George W. to be photographed having carnal relations with a heifer, before November 2004

Subject: RE: BS: The Kennebunkport Hillbillies
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 08:09 AM

Having relations is what got him there in the first place.
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: I found a picture of TEENAGE GWbush
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Jul 03 - 07:43 PM

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