George Sesssion Barton in news!

Subject: GEORGE SESSION BARTON IN NEWS!
From: Bloke in the Corner
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 03:20 PM

His ayatollahship informs me that the man from the local paper plans to come to the Coach session on Tuesday (11th)to do a follow-up story, so it looks as though we will be in print again. As usual, it's always nice if they see plenty of us, so anyone thinking of coming, be sure to turn up and maybe get your lovely mugs in the rag. I presume Oakley won't come, in case any of the Ferriby bovines recognise him and slap a paternity order (interfering with cows section) on him.
The only thing worse than being talked about.....

Subject: RE: GEORGE SESSION BARTON IN NEWS!
From: smallpiper
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 04:54 PM

I'll se if I've got any muny and if I have I will come over

Subject: RE: GEORGE SESSION BARTON IN NEWS!
From: GUEST,Ayatollah
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 05:42 AM

Just got news from newsman:

                              He and photoman will be at the George at 8.45pm so don't be late -especially if you want a good photo.

                     Sayings of the Prophet No 10)

Never pee behind a bush that has not been surveyed for fungal infection. You must be particularly careful if records show that Oaklet's great, great.........great grandfather lived in the area.

                         Ayatolla Jay'bee.

Subject: RE: GEORGE SESSION BARTON IN NEWS!
From: GUEST,Skipjack K8
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 05:51 AM

I will have to deprive the world of another glimpse of my exquisitely turned ankle on this occasion, as I will be entertaining the good burghers of Chelmsford in the United Brethren pub on Writtle Street.

I think I need to keep a low media profile at the moment, after the bike ride coverage, and being butled by Oakers whilst those nasty stories about shenanigans on the rotary milking parlour are still doing the rounds.

I hope you give the hack a good show. Wonder which tune he'll be humming all the way home?

Subject: RE: GEORGE SESSION BARTON IN NEWS!
From: smallpiper
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 05:15 AM

This would be tonight. Sorry I can't come no muhuney.