Subject: BS: Stupid Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:49 PM Put stupid things here.john |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:52 PM Phhhhzzzzttttt! |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:53 PM call that stupid? |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 13 Nov 03 - 10:00 PM Call that, Stupid! :-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 13 Nov 03 - 10:02 PM That was not stupid enough, go home and think about this. |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 13 Nov 03 - 10:08 PM Better than that, I'm going to be offline and not on Mudcat for a few days - how stupid is that? :-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: Cluin Date: 13 Nov 03 - 10:16 PM Wieners come in packs of 10 and hot dog buns in packs of 8 (or 12). Condoms come in packs of 12, but cigarettes come in packs of 20 or 25. |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 13 Nov 03 - 10:18 PM Wibble, Wibble |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 13 Nov 03 - 10:20 PM What is heavier, an ounce of gold, or an ounce of lead [answers posted in 24 hours, i reckom nobody grt it right! |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 13 Nov 03 - 10:21 PM small prize for the right anser. |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: Cluin Date: 13 Nov 03 - 10:34 PM An ounce of feathers. |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: Cluin Date: 13 Nov 03 - 10:35 PM No, wait! I change my answer. It's an ounce of prevention. Coz it's worth a pound of cure. |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 13 Nov 03 - 10:41 PM Who mentioned feathers?, stupid. |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: artbrooks Date: 13 Nov 03 - 11:24 PM | | Stoopid thing---> | ANON.GUEST | |____________| |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: Sorcha Date: 13 Nov 03 - 11:40 PM An ounce is an ounce....just takes more or less mass to make an ounce.....jOhn9, you are pushing the limits again....but this one is at least funny..... My stoopid comment...hospitals wake you up at 3 Am to give you a sleeping pill.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: Bill D Date: 13 Nov 03 - 11:52 PM an ounce is NOT an ounce...gold is measured in troy weight- 12 oz. per pound..as is silver and precious stones etc...lead and feathers are not. (no, I didn't have to look that up..) what do I win? |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: GUEST,pdc Date: 14 Nov 03 - 01:01 AM Once there was an elephant That tried to use the telephant. Er, no, I mean an elephone that tried to use the telephone. Dear me! I am not certain quite that even yet I have it right. Howe'er it was, he got his trunk all tangled in the telephunk. The more he tried to get it free The louder rang the telephee. I think I'd better drop this song Of elephop and telephong. (I've always wanted to have a reason to write that down. Thank you.) |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: GUEST,garydon Date: 14 Nov 03 - 11:35 AM Bill D: That would mak a pound not a pound were and oz would still be an oz. opps another stupid one Gary® Standard number one: Why did the chicken cross the road ________ (stupid) |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: AliUK Date: 14 Nov 03 - 02:03 PM ok...here´s a really stupid thing...I think George W Bush should be made Prime Minister of the UK...oh...Damn!! He already is. |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: s6k Date: 14 Nov 03 - 02:12 PM gooly googly oogly thingymabob digit messy slap casket ankle floppy |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: Jeri Date: 14 Nov 03 - 02:35 PM Bill got it. Gold is measured in Troy ounces: 1 oz = 480 grams Lead is measured in avoirdupois (Imperial system): 1 oz = 28.349523 grams So an ounce of gold is heavier. |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie Date: 14 Nov 03 - 02:37 PM Why is a duck? |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: Eric the Viking Date: 14 Nov 03 - 02:45 PM I think maggie thatcher and g bush Snr had a love child called tony blair |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: Strick Date: 14 Nov 03 - 02:45 PM persimmons |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: Ebbie Date: 14 Nov 03 - 03:18 PM Persimmons before frost? |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: Strick Date: 14 Nov 03 - 03:21 PM sour |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: Peace Date: 14 Nov 03 - 03:36 PM But gold isn't heavier than lead if they weigh the same. |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: akenaton Date: 14 Nov 03 - 03:52 PM Whither would you rather,or would you walk there?? |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: Strick Date: 14 Nov 03 - 03:52 PM But feathers, now that's different. |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: s6k Date: 14 Nov 03 - 04:16 PM seven start menu dreadlocks |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: Bill D Date: 14 Nov 03 - 04:16 PM "But gold isn't heavier than lead if they weigh the same." their MASS is equal, not their official weight, which is internationally determined to be measured in different ways. ...it's like folk music, if YOU decide to call something different than the consensus, you are free to do so, but you may just confuse the issue. |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: Cluin Date: 14 Nov 03 - 04:21 PM Hey BillD, this is supposed to be a stoopid thread. Quit tryin' to educate us, `kay? |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: Ebbie Date: 14 Nov 03 - 06:31 PM Strick, if I remember my experience with one, persimmons are not sour before frost, they're just very puckery. I remember the inside of my mouth felt like it had lumpy cotton balls in it. |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: Strick Date: 14 Nov 03 - 06:40 PM I wish I has posted lumpy cotton balls. |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: Phot Date: 14 Nov 03 - 06:55 PM Ying tong iddle I po!! Oh! My knees have just dropped off......... Regards, Bluebottle......... |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: Bill D Date: 14 Nov 03 - 07:30 PM oh, I wouldn't DREAM of trying to educate anyone against their will! *grin*...you may freely ignore anything I said that was sensible or clear! Except the statement above. |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: Jeri Date: 14 Nov 03 - 09:51 PM And their mass isn't the same anyway, Mr Smartypants. What came first, the chicken or the egg? (There IS a right answer.) |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: Noreen Date: 14 Nov 03 - 10:20 PM Strick, I'm glad you didn't post them to me. I'm posting to the mudcat at 3:17 am. That is stupid. |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: Strick Date: 14 Nov 03 - 11:35 PM "What came first, the chicken or the egg?" Using fuzzy logic? Of course (50%). |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: Liz the Squeak Date: 14 Nov 03 - 11:51 PM Egg lies back all smug and flushed. Chicken sits there with a face like a smacked arse.... Chicken says 'Well I guess we answered THAT question!' LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: s6k Date: 15 Nov 03 - 05:49 AM lol |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: s6k Date: 15 Nov 03 - 05:52 AM and why are you all obsessed with punching horses???? youre all sick! |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: RangerSteve Date: 15 Nov 03 - 06:05 AM What would chairs look like if our knees were in the back of our legs? |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: Nigel Parsons Date: 15 Nov 03 - 07:52 AM The Egg ; There were eggs long before there were chickens. (admittedly dinosaur eggs, but eggs none the less!) Nigel |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: Dave the Gnome Date: 15 Nov 03 - 08:36 AM Why, certainly, I'll have your whelk. How do we do it? Volume! |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: smallpiper Date: 15 Nov 03 - 10:08 AM I'll tell you what's really stupid.........us we are all really stupid, I mean look at what we do, get out of bed at stupid hours go and do stupid jobs so that we can spend our lives doing stupid things that are totally pointless (Making music is the exception to this) oh well I'd better get on and do some more stupid things. |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: Hippie Chick Date: 15 Nov 03 - 06:03 PM "Haven't got a whelk's chance in a supernova" |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: GUEST,Eric Idle Date: 16 Nov 03 - 12:08 AM Bunch of monkeys on your ceiling, sir! Grab your egg and fours and let's get the bacon delivered. |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: Mickey191 Date: 16 Nov 03 - 10:49 AM Pickled Herring - Who would take the time to pickle one herring? Why aren't two called herrings? Coddled Eggs How does one coddle an egg? First you put it on your knee,then you... Harvard Beats - Who Lost? Peasant under glass - Let the poor bugger out - he can't breathe. |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Thread From: wildlone Date: 16 Nov 03 - 05:58 PM Quite stupid |