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Lyr Req: Angus and the Kilt (Lolly Foy)

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ANGUS AND THE KILT
THE SCOTSMAN'S KILT


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Subject: The song Angus and the kilt
From: cateline@hotmail.com
Date: 10 Sep 98 - 08:22 PM

I am looking for a song I have heard called "Angus and the Kilt". It is Scottish in theme and on the bawdy side (quite bawdy!)

If anyone has the lyrics or knows of a website with them I would be eternally grateful. email them to me at cateline@hotmail.com

Thanks again, cat


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Subject: RE: The song Angus and the kilt
From: Joe Offer
Date: 10 Sep 98 - 08:39 PM

This One? (click here)


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Subject: RE: The song Angus and the kilt
From: Joe Offer
Date: 11 Sep 98 - 01:33 AM

I got an e-mail from Cat. The one I suggested, Mike Cross's "Scotsman's Kilt," isn't the one she's looking for. Here's what she said:
No it's not (the right one). The one I'm looking for has a chorus of:

"Well it's a fine thing, a bonny thing, grandest ever seen (last line of each verse)"

Can anybody help?
-Joe Offer-


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Subject: RE: The song Angus and the kilt
From: BSeed
Date: 11 Sep 98 - 02:00 AM

Bryan Bowers has it on one of his CDs. --seed


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Subject: RE: The song Angus and the kilt
From: Joe Offer
Date: 11 Sep 98 - 02:09 PM

Seed, is "Angus" by Bryan Bowers basically the same song as the "Scotsman's Kilt" we have in the database, or is it completely different?
-Joe Offer-


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Subject: RE: The song Angus and the kilt
From: Ewan McV
Date: 11 Sep 98 - 03:12 PM

Terribly ribtickling and highly original though jokes about kilts and what they hide (or reveal) are, I long for a song called Why Uncle Sam's Trousers Are So Baggy (because of what he keeps in them, of course). Then there's one called Dolly's Braes, about what Ms Parton has inside her bra. How about a clever one about Shamus's Shillaley, (sp?) and how long and firm it is? Can you guess what nationality I am?


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Subject: RE: The song Angus and the kilt
From: Ewan McV
Date: 11 Sep 98 - 06:14 PM

I had a look at the song The Scotsman's Kilt.

It's the same story as the Pride of ?Hackensack in the book MASH. Rewritten to be Scots. I suspect the hand of the great Watt Nicoll in this, the Scottish king of remaking old jokes into songs. He made a bunch of exploitative albums in the 60s. When 'folksinging' failed to be exploitable enough he became a stage hynotist. I saw him on the TV the other month, he has again reinvented hiself, this time as a personal motivator with a positive message for the masses.

Beware, beware, old jokes will smother you.


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Subject: RE: The song Angus and the kilt
From: MMario (lpola@edutech.org)
Date: 14 Sep 98 - 02:50 PM

Angus and the Kilt is an original song written by Lolly Foy. It is the signature song for a group called "Wench Work" and there are very, very few people with permission to perform it. However, the new CD available at the Maryland Renaissance Faire from the Women of Whimsy does contain it.


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Subject: RE: The song Angus and the kilt
From: Ewan McV
Date: 14 Sep 98 - 06:16 PM

What happens to people who sing this song without permission?


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Subject: RE: The song Angus and the kilt
From: Joe Offer
Date: 14 Sep 98 - 08:32 PM

....they get their mouths washed out with soap, Ewan. Happened to me many times in my youth, but it didn't stop me.

Although I realize this song is hush-hush top-secret, never to be sung or heard by any living creature, could somebody at least give us a bit of what they recall of it, or tell us the gist of the story?
-Joe Offer-


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Subject: RE: The song Angus and the kilt
From: BSeed
Date: 15 Sep 98 - 01:44 AM

Joe, it's about a Scotsman who gets drunk and passes out on his way home. Two girls come along and decide they'll take the opportunity to find out what a scotsman wears under his kilt. When he wakes up, he looks at his penis and says to it, "I don't know where you've been, but it's clear you've won first prize." --seed


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Subject: RE: The song Angus and the kilt
From: Joe Offer
Date: 15 Sep 98 - 02:12 AM


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Subject: RE: The song Angus and the kilt
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Date: 15 Sep 98 - 09:21 AM

can't remember the words off-hand - but it's a young man who FINALLY falls in love, (his mother didn't think she would EVER get rid of him) so his mother weaves him a new kilt for the wedding.

When she tries it on him, it's too long, so she cuts off the extra yardage and tells him they will give it to his bride as a wedding present. angus wants to show off his new kilt, so he throws on a cloak, (it's raining out) and rushes off to his bride to be - never realizing the kilt got caught in the door as he rushes out.

So he see his bride, throws the cloak open, she admires, he, still not realizing, says... "I've got 8 more yards at home...

And the comment about permission referred to copywright and the usual courtesy of NOT performing a copywrighted song without permission.

will post lyrics if I can remember them - or find my tape to refresh my memory

leo


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Subject: RE: The song Angus and the kilt
From: BSeed
Date: 15 Sep 98 - 10:51 PM

ISC again, Joe. From the discussion of the song, it sounded like the same thing until I read Leo's post above. --seed


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Subject: Lyr Add: ANGUS AND THE KILT (Lolly Foy)^^
From: LPola@edutech.org
Date: 16 Sep 98 - 03:56 PM

Lyrics!
As best I remember them

ANGUS AND THE KILT
Again - copyright Lolly Foy

Well Angus was a happy lad, for soon he would be wed.
He'd found a brisk and bonnie lass to take him to his bed.
And happier still his mother was that he had found a wife,
For truth be told, she'd often feared she'd be stuck with him for life.

CHORUS:
It's a fine thing, a bonnie thing, the grandest ever seen
(Repeat last line of verse)

In honor of the grand affair that wedding day would be,
She set about to weave a kilt the finest ever seen.
The night before the wedding when the kilt was finally done,
She called young Angus over and she tried it on her son.
Chorus

She wound the kilt about him and she wound, and wound, and wound.
And when she finished winding, it was still eight yard too long
"Never fear, my bonnie boy, we'll simply cut it off,
And to your blushin' bride we will give the extra cloth."
Chorus

Now Angus was so pleased, y'know, his heart had swelled with pride.
He felt that he must rush right out and show it to his bride.
'Twas raining so he grabbed a cloak to shield him on the moor,
But in his haste to be away his kilt slammed in the door.
Chorus

Well, Angus was in such a rush to show off for his bride,
He never really noticed that he'd left his kilt behind.
He knocked upon her door cried, "Let me in, I pray!
I've something that you've got to see before our wedding day."
Chorus:

Now Bridget let him in, y'know, but said, "Ye cannot stay.
For I've got to have my beauty sleep before our wedding day."
"I'll only be a moment, love, but it's so GRAND, my dear,
Ye've really got to see what I'm a-hiding under here."
Chorus

Now when the cloak was thrown aside and Angus stood quite bare,
We must admit she WAS impressed and tried hard not to stare.
"Oh, love, I'll ne'er see finer though far and far I roam."
"Well, lass," he cried, "That's nothing! I've got eight more yards at home!"


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Subject: RE: The song Angus and the kilt
From: Joe Offer
Date: 16 Sep 98 - 04:01 PM

Ah, finally!!! Thanks, Leo. I deleted your duplicate posts, by the way.
-Joe Offer-


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Subject: RE: The song Angus and the kilt
From: lpola@edutech.org
Date: 16 Sep 98 - 04:06 PM

sorry! My server kept telling me I wasn't getting through! That's why the dupes.

leo


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Subject: RE: The song Angus and the kilt
From: Molly Malone
Date: 07 Apr 00 - 05:20 PM

I've been doing this song all season at the Phoenix Faire (with Lolly's permission, of course.) She was flattered that I asked. The part you have to be careful with is that fact that Betsy, one of the original wenches from Wench Works, I think has the rights to the "bit" that goes with it. (The pull a guy on stage and dress him in a kilt, them a cloak. Then they rip the kilt out form underneath at the right moment. When he throws his cloak aside, there's a fig leaf....a small one. They declare, "Oh, my! That's not the Angus I know." Then the tear the fig leaf (fabric with velcro of course) off, there's a larger one underneath. "Now THAT'S Angus!")


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Subject: RE: The song Angus and the kilt
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Apr 00 - 09:09 AM

MMMmmm, must get a print out for our Curate, Angus...... If he shaved the bumfluff off, he'd look about 12 years old.....

LTS


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Subject: RE: The song Angus and the kilt
From: Gypsy
Date: 08 Apr 00 - 09:56 PM

Leo, Clan na Gael also does a version, but the kilt gets stuck on a thorn as he strode across the heather...same idea. Great song!


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