BS: Misread Threads

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 07 Oct 09 - 04:24 PM

One of the Gilda Radner SNL News characters would have field day with THIS one-- I can just see her stirring up all the Gibson owners:

Vaulting a Gibson

(Valuing a Gibson)

"Nevermind!"

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Oct 09 - 11:53 PM

Help! Weird Child in Corner

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Alice
Date: 04 Oct 09 - 11:06 PM

Newfangled songs


(really is Newfoundland song)

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Oct 09 - 10:34 PM

How Many Mudcats Eat Cats?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 04 Oct 09 - 11:15 AM

What is Micca?????

(Where is Micca?????)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Oct 09 - 12:04 PM

Home Education YUK

(where the Y came from I have no idea)

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 03 Oct 09 - 11:46 AM

The Misread Thread Name-Game gave me this:

How many Mudcats have bugs?

(How many Mudcats have cats!?/ New or startling bugs in your area)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 03 Oct 09 - 10:50 AM

I read

The BNP conundrum

The BNP Condum which ain't such a bad idea.

and

Trombones at sessions

as Thrombosis at sessions which can be true too if you sit for a long time on a hard pub chair with heavy instrument on your lap.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 03 Oct 09 - 09:19 AM

Water Aid - wet again?

(Water Aid - wot again?)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Alice
Date: 30 Sep 09 - 12:01 AM

Any potheads out there?

oh.. it really is
Any parrotheads out there?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 15 Sep 09 - 10:50 AM

Uncle Joe's Mini Balls

(Joe WHO?!?!?!?!?)

(Who's been TELLING?!?!?!?!)


OH!!!

Uncle Joes Lint Balls?!?!?!?!? That's OK then....


Oh. "Uncle Joes Mint Balls."

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 04 Sep 09 - 06:24 PM

I swear I am NOT kidding:

BS: A nation founded on BS threads


(BS: A nation founded on injustice? + The Mother of all BS threads)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 Sep 09 - 09:49 PM

Mudcat Poverty Corner

Oh I say it IS crowded....

Uh....

Mudcat Poetry Corner

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 26 Aug 09 - 08:09 PM

Folklore: Who did you do in the van, Ewan?

(Folklore: What did you do in the war, Ewan?)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 16 Aug 09 - 10:52 PM

BS: bulky singles dating ?

(BS: folky singles dating ?)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Aug 09 - 04:25 PM

Withering ballocks.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Aug 09 - 09:00 AM

Hat laws.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 09 Aug 09 - 12:01 PM

Another experience I suspect will be frequent-- now that I use "Messages Since Last Visit" a lot-- is scanning the titles listed there to find threads of interest (and misreading them hilariously).

Amplifying a pumpkin

(Amplifying a mandolin)

... which I only caught because I had already seen the thread correctly, earlier! Who knows how many I have misread, going too fast, and didn't know it! :~)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Jul 09 - 05:21 PM

Ever seen Elvis fly?

(Ever seen Elvis live?)

Yes, and no.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Jul 09 - 05:18 PM

charlie brown wrote Nine Pound Hammer

(charlie bowman wrote Nine Pound Hammer)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 04:27 PM

ok well this one is a mystery to me

why did I read a conundrum solution wanted as

a condom solution wanted

I blame the heat.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 10:08 PM

BS: Musing On Wannabes

(BS: Musing On Wimbledon)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jun 09 - 09:23 PM

BS: Missed threads

(for this one!)

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: meself
Date: 26 Jun 09 - 02:18 PM

What's on in Her Bed, UK; Permathread

(What's on in Hert/Beds ... )

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 26 Jun 09 - 11:42 AM

BS: Confederation Cup Invasion Of The Babes

(BS: Confederation Cup Invasion Of The Bees)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jun 09 - 05:55 PM

Origin Of John Henry--part TWO

becomes

Organ of John Henry--part TWO

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 06:45 PM

BS: Romulans flee Belfast homes after attack

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 02:46 PM

Misread posts:

Plastic Paddy shit

(Plastic Paddy slut)

~S

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 01:50 PM

Plastic Paddy slut

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 21 Jun 09 - 03:37 PM

Oh, it was 200!

BS: Plastic Teddy Bear

(BS: Plastic Paddy slur)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 21 Jun 09 - 10:41 AM

Folklore: Do kids still do crapping rhymes?

No.... must be Folklore: Do kids still do crappy rhymes?

Oh. Folklore: Do kids still do clapping rhymes?

OK then!

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Jack Campin
Date: 15 Jun 09 - 08:06 PM

BS: easily erected *en*s - recommendations?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 15 Jun 09 - 05:33 PM

Is Fox a News Organization???

(Is Fox News a Terrorist Organization???)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 15 Jun 09 - 04:48 PM

should I keep my nephew out of Amy

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 15 Jun 09 - 04:43 PM

how much room for a hose concert

what exactly is a hose concert?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jun 09 - 12:37 PM

BS: Eating cats is heart-healthy

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 13 Jun 09 - 05:14 PM

Mus' be true then. Conspiracy!

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 13 Jun 09 - 11:48 AM

Jesus to be outlawed!

Wizzy, that's exactly how I've been reading it!

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 09 - 10:22 PM

BS: Who's next: Iran or Kansas?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 10:36 AM

Whoops!

Jesus to be outlawed!


WTF......


Oh!

Jeans to be outlawed!

:~)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 10:31 AM

This thread is kinda like self-reporting all KINDS of dysfunctions!

Folk Against Erections

(Folk Against Fascism)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 09:49 AM

Teak Oil Rangers

(Teak Oil Dangers)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 04 Jun 09 - 06:10 AM

Yes, Rapaire, retreads can certainly be more costly in the long run.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jun 09 - 08:57 AM

I bought some retreads back in my college days -- they blew out and caused the young lady and myself several weeks of worry.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 03 Jun 09 - 04:30 AM

Further to my last post: I haven't owned a car for donkeys years, but there used to be a way of checking if we had enough left via a credit card, or such lick.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 06:31 PM

No fun to lick a tool.   (That is, toad.)

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 03:17 PM

It depends on one's budget, of course - down on our luck, we may be forced to opt for retreads.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 01:42 PM

How is that, every year, I need the new glasses earlier and earlier in the year, but the "health" benefits STILL only cover them 12 months apart? Am I the only one adding WalMart-quality cheaters on top of my prescription specs???

Midsummer, De Clutterbugs are gone!

(Midsummer De-Clutterbugs are here! 2009)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:41 AM

No fun to kick a toad

(Well DUH, who would want to do that?!?!?!)


But it's really:

No fun to lick a toad

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: jeddy
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:09 AM

thank you so much for creating this thread i have laughed my sock off all the way through paticularly the peacocks!!!!

igot dead excited at the my tits have multiplied oh the dissapointment!