BS: Misread Threads

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 25 Jun 07 - 07:52 AM

Morning eye-goop blended these two:

Non musical chairs
BS: The Bulbous Thread

into:
BS: Non-Biblical Chairs

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 21 Jun 07 - 10:59 AM

I swear I've misread this one lotsa times!

BS: Selling my Leg - Harry K.

(BS: Selling my Mg - Harry K.)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 17 Jun 07 - 02:46 PM

Aiming Select Sunnis
(Arming Select Sunnis)

Beast feeding in public
(Breast feeding in public )

Fast Breeding in public
(Fest Breeding in public )

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 10 Jun 07 - 11:44 PM

I may as well admit it:

Pleasant, satisfying moves

(Pleasant, satisfying movies )

Exercising for Charley

(Exercising for Charity)

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 10 Jun 07 - 05:16 PM

Selling my Leg - Harry K.
(Selling my Mg - Harry K.)



BS: Misheard Threads
(BS: Misread Threads)


~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Jun 07 - 05:03 PM

Well, good, cuz next time I get called on the carpet to answer questions about creationism-- not a doctrine our denomination is backing as literal BTW-- I'll break the tension with this Dino thing! Cuz Dino might not be in the Bible, but the rest of the Rat Pack are so we can assume he's one of the many implied instead of mentioned by name!

~Susan

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Mickey191
Date: 06 Jun 07 - 02:18 PM

Dino from the rat pack! For some weird reason-I say well I'll not think that again. But I Do! Then I smile-and think he shudda been!

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Jun 07 - 09:55 AM

Dino's from the Flintstones, or from Las Vegas? Cuz I'm with you on that one, with both images colliding every time I see it! :~)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Mickey191
Date: 06 Jun 07 - 09:37 AM

Guess I'm the third one on Bi-focals too.

The other one: the Dinos in the bible thread--I've mentally said dEEnos a hundred times.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 05 Jun 07 - 05:02 PM

Are there any EYELIDS near Liverpool?

(Are there any ceilidhs near Liverpool?)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Declan
Date: 05 Jun 07 - 01:46 PM

Appropriately-

First Misquote of the new summer

First Mosquitoe (sic) of the new summer.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: DMcG
Date: 05 Jun 07 - 06:55 AM

Not a thread title, but I read a sign a few months back, which actually said "XXX - improving the image of construction". To me, it said "XXX - improving the image of castration"

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: BuckMulligan
Date: 05 Jun 07 - 06:31 AM

I just saw a thread titled "Bed wetting memories" - when I looked again someone had changed it to "Best wedding memories" which looks a good deal more boring.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 04 Jun 07 - 08:22 PM

What would you do to your dog?

(What would you do for your dog?)


~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: open mike
Date: 04 Jun 07 - 10:06 AM

Bookmark! the source for facts
when i read it i substituted an "r" for the "c" in "fact",
so i started a thread by that title complete with a link
to a movie of a guy lighting a candle with a fart..
funny thing, i do not think SPAW has posted there yet,
I thought it would be his flatulant...i mean favorite

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Alice
Date: 03 Jun 07 - 11:47 PM

What's your private name?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 03 Jun 07 - 11:17 PM

Can We Afford Brothels?

(Can We Afford Biofuels?)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: John Hardly
Date: 03 Jun 07 - 01:31 PM

"I keep seeing that one as bifocals too"

Wow, Liz, that makes up almost like identical twins. Except for your having multiplying tits and all.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 03 Jun 07 - 05:30 AM

I keep seeing that one as bifocals too.. but that could be because I need them.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: John Hardly
Date: 03 Jun 07 - 05:07 AM

Can We Afford Bifocals?
(Can We Afford Biofuels?)

irony, eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 02 Jun 07 - 02:36 PM

Old Sailor-Posts (early 1900s)

Old Sailor-Poets (early 1900's)

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 Jun 07 - 02:18 PM

What's your primate name?

(What's your pirate name?)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 19 May 07 - 04:18 AM

Boing! Said Giok...

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 19 May 07 - 04:10 AM

Giant Kangaroo ?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 18 May 07 - 08:09 PM

Does Being Drunk Matter?
(Does Being Dark Matter?)


BS: Fer like, horses, eh.....
(BS: Fer like, hosers, eh..... )


~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: terrier
Date: 04 May 07 - 09:04 PM

Nothing to do with Dyslexia. More to do with scan reading the large number of semi meaningless thread titles. :)

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Donuel
Date: 04 May 07 - 10:56 AM

Why am I supposed to misread threads?

are there any dyslexics here?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 04 May 07 - 10:52 AM

Really-- glasses failing aleready???

===================

Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, I Ate the Teacher's Toe!
(Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, I Bit the Teacher's Toe!)


Lyr Req: Songs of Newfoundlands & Labradors
(Lyr Req: Songs of Newfoundland & Labrador)


Tech: your movies on Youtube
(Tech: your memory on Youtube)


BS: My Sorcha is broke
(BS: Mr Sorcha is broke)



BS: First hillbilly bloom
(BS: First daylilly bloom)


BS: Anywhere to buy a bimbo in New York (UK)?
(BS: Anywhere to buy a bimbo in York (UK)?)


Violets
Voiles
Votes
(Voles)


BS: Giggingbox UK - specific type ??
(BS: Digigbox UK - specific type ??)

============

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Feb 07 - 09:54 PM

I keep reading it as

Give a shit, Canada

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Scoville
Date: 08 Feb 07 - 05:34 PM

I just now got three mixed up and saw "unlikeable violin protests". Whew. Thought my attempts at fiddling had gotten me in some hot water there for a moment.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 08 Feb 07 - 05:31 PM

100

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 08 Feb 07 - 04:30 PM

Maliki doesn't want more U.S. troops
10 Worst Mistakes by US Presidents
War protestors

Add these three and you get a misread thread name game.

Maliki doesn't want more U.S. Presidents: War protestors


US pres could be lil Bushies, or cash. Large denominations are
sometimes called "presidents' because they have prez pix on 'em.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Feb 07 - 10:52 PM

When's Britain coming into the utero?

When indeed-- Probably not until:
When's Britain coming into the euro?

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Feb 07 - 10:34 PM

the lack of virility at video chains...

?W?T?F?

Oh!-- the lack of variety at video chains...

~Susan

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Feb 07 - 04:36 PM

Rapaire , you may be more lysdexic than I.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Jerry Rasmussen
Date: 01 Feb 07 - 04:24 PM

Are Zodiac suits single or double-breasted? And, are Best Western songs about the motel chain here in the U.S.? Why not Motel 6 songs? After all, they leave the light on for you.

Jerry

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Feb 07 - 10:13 AM

Put another tickle in...

(actually Put another nickle in... )

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Feb 07 - 09:24 AM

BS: Nuclear weapon use in mid-East Ohio.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Jan 07 - 06:50 PM

BS: If You Could Murder One Mudcatter-Who?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: terrier
Date: 10 Dec 06 - 06:36 PM

I've only just seen this topic. I thought it was only me just needing new glasses. I've just read 'Pinocchio Dies'. I thought, thats really sad.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 10 Dec 06 - 02:02 PM

And I keep seeing "I Have Three Sets of Tits".

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Dec 06 - 01:16 PM

The right to attack -- what a gal!!

(Yes, I really read it that way.)

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Oct 06 - 12:02 PM

Secret Santa Claus goes nuclear.


Really. That's the way I just read it.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 24 Nov 05 - 11:42 PM

The Meaning of Thanksgiving... Repent
(The Meaning of Thanksgiving... Reprint)

Repent overstuffing, I mean.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 10:15 PM

Woodward blows Scooter


Oh, wait.... That's what it says.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 10:11 PM

Snap!

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 07:19 PM

Who did your ex do after you?
(What did your ex do after you ? )

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 31 Oct 05 - 07:02 PM

Do You Deteriorate for Halloween?
(Do You Decorate for Halloween?)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Oct 05 - 04:59 PM

I've read that one as

Boob snobs

several times.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 31 Oct 05 - 04:30 PM

Boob Snogs (Book Snobs)

~S~