BS: Misread Threads

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 15 Nov 07 - 05:09 PM

You egg-sucking DOG, Rap.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Nov 07 - 05:31 PM

Well, yes. Yes, I am. Chocolate eggs.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 30 Nov 07 - 12:03 AM

Sorry about my funeral!! - JeZeBeL
(Sorry about my funwall!! - JeZeBeL)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Nov 07 - 09:18 AM

WWII Cleared for Public Release
(WWII Archives Cleared for Public Release)

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Dec 07 - 12:14 PM

REAL benefits from REAL Winter Sun
(RNLI benefits from Herts Winter Sing)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 19 Dec 07 - 10:53 AM

Frank Hamilton and my musical wife............

!?!?!?!?!?! ......

Oh, my bad! Frank Hamilton and my musical life.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 25 Dec 07 - 01:41 AM

BS: I said I wasn't gonna kill ya, but

(BS: I said I wasn't gonna TELL ya, but)

BS: I said I wasn't gonna kill ya, but I wasn't gonna tell ya, but....

Aiee!

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 28 Dec 07 - 09:11 PM

Wow! I thought I'd found the perfect example of a Catter that needs to get a life!

I'm Speaking to Blowup Dolls...

But no, it was just:

I'm going to be an inlaw..........
Speaking of Blowup Dolls...

And THAT one belongs in the Thread Name Game! :~)

~Susan

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Dec 07 - 10:55 PM

BS: I'm going to be an inlay.....

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 07 Apr 08 - 11:45 AM

BS: Too early for blueballs?
(BS: Too early for bluebells?)

Too much pudering for these old eyes!

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Apr 08 - 09:22 PM

BS: Mark Penn's Hates

I also read it as

BS: Hilary adopts Tanya Harding

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 08 - 02:13 PM

BS: Rescue Santas. Thank you so much

BS: Rescue Panties. Thank you so much

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Bill D
Date: 13 Apr 08 - 07:45 PM

You see what you want to see.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 14 Apr 08 - 04:02 PM

Thumb steps on english concertina

Poor concertina!


(Thumb straps on english concertina)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Aug 08 - 10:09 AM

I just combined two thread titles which were separated by a couple of other threads and came up with this:

Cheech and Chong Do Not Speak For McCain

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 10 Oct 08 - 05:25 PM

Would YOU be happy if Rep. did this? -sob I see it as Would YOU be happy if Rig did this?

Giok's Bday... aka John MacKenzie - sob I see Giok's Baby...aka John MacKenzie

The Gnome is Back:-) - The Throne is Black

Lint On A Blanket: Help - Life on a Blanket

ai ai ai I just did a preview and saw, clear as day: Life in a Blanket.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Oct 08 - 05:55 PM

You think that's bad, I keep reading

Would YOU be happy if Rep. did this?

as


Would YOU be happy if Rap. did this?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 10 Oct 08 - 08:56 PM

lol Well, would you? Would you?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 18 Nov 08 - 04:16 PM

Since I learned to read primarily by word-recognition, I've always been subject to misreadings by conflation. Today:

Priest bars Obama Supporters from Communion

    plus

Pirates capture Saudi oil tanker

    became

Priest captures Saudi oil tanker!

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: frogprince
Date: 20 Nov 08 - 06:48 PM

"Birth Control While Singing".

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 02:06 PM

Obama moving in tonight?

That would be cool! But....

Obama moving to the right?

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 02:44 PM

Immediately after seeing the infamous "Ethiopian Scam" etc. thread(s) here, an item at MSNBC (no longer up) looked like a new one:

"Liberian leaves 2.2 million to college"

Gotta be a SCAM!



(OK, it was "LIBRARIAN" leaves ...)

John

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 10:02 PM

Kendall's Wealth

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Dec 08 - 11:52 AM

Bobert Drives Beer to Suicide

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Dec 08 - 03:01 PM

The Invitation From Hell

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 May 09 - 02:49 PM

Time for new glasses-- comes too soon this year...

BS: Growing my heart back (BS: Growing my beard back)

and

Blindness or daftness (Blindness or deafness)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 May 09 - 03:03 PM

Growing my head back.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 May 09 - 03:04 PM

[snrk]

Please don't, we like you as you are! :~)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 May 09 - 06:37 PM

Maine Makes Same Sex Marriage Legal

I read as

Maine Makes Some Sex Legal

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 31 May 09 - 01:24 PM

The Cuckoo is Pretty Dead

(The Cuckoo is a Pretty Bird)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: jeddy
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:09 AM

thank you so much for creating this thread i have laughed my sock off all the way through paticularly the peacocks!!!!

igot dead excited at the my tits have multiplied oh the dissapointment!

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:41 AM

No fun to kick a toad

(Well DUH, who would want to do that?!?!?!)


But it's really:

No fun to lick a toad

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 01:42 PM

How is that, every year, I need the new glasses earlier and earlier in the year, but the "health" benefits STILL only cover them 12 months apart? Am I the only one adding WalMart-quality cheaters on top of my prescription specs???

Midsummer, De Clutterbugs are gone!

(Midsummer De-Clutterbugs are here! 2009)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 03:17 PM

It depends on one's budget, of course - down on our luck, we may be forced to opt for retreads.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 06:31 PM

No fun to lick a tool.   (That is, toad.)

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 03 Jun 09 - 04:30 AM

Further to my last post: I haven't owned a car for donkeys years, but there used to be a way of checking if we had enough left via a credit card, or such lick.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jun 09 - 08:57 AM

I bought some retreads back in my college days -- they blew out and caused the young lady and myself several weeks of worry.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 04 Jun 09 - 06:10 AM

Yes, Rapaire, retreads can certainly be more costly in the long run.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 09:49 AM

Teak Oil Rangers

(Teak Oil Dangers)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 10:31 AM

This thread is kinda like self-reporting all KINDS of dysfunctions!

Folk Against Erections

(Folk Against Fascism)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 10:36 AM

Whoops!

Jesus to be outlawed!


WTF......


Oh!

Jeans to be outlawed!

:~)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 09 - 10:22 PM

BS: Who's next: Iran or Kansas?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 13 Jun 09 - 11:48 AM

Jesus to be outlawed!

Wizzy, that's exactly how I've been reading it!

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 13 Jun 09 - 05:14 PM

Mus' be true then. Conspiracy!

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jun 09 - 12:37 PM

BS: Eating cats is heart-healthy

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 15 Jun 09 - 04:43 PM

how much room for a hose concert

what exactly is a hose concert?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 15 Jun 09 - 04:48 PM

should I keep my nephew out of Amy

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 15 Jun 09 - 05:33 PM

Is Fox a News Organization???

(Is Fox News a Terrorist Organization???)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Jack Campin
Date: 15 Jun 09 - 08:06 PM

BS: easily erected *en*s - recommendations?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 21 Jun 09 - 10:41 AM

Folklore: Do kids still do crapping rhymes?

No.... must be Folklore: Do kids still do crappy rhymes?

Oh. Folklore: Do kids still do clapping rhymes?

OK then!

~S~