BS: Misread Threads

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Scoville
Date: 08 Feb 07 - 05:34 PM

I just now got three mixed up and saw "unlikeable violin protests". Whew. Thought my attempts at fiddling had gotten me in some hot water there for a moment.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Feb 07 - 09:54 PM

I keep reading it as

Give a shit, Canada

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 04 May 07 - 10:52 AM

Really-- glasses failing aleready???

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Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, I Ate the Teacher's Toe!
(Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, I Bit the Teacher's Toe!)


Lyr Req: Songs of Newfoundlands & Labradors
(Lyr Req: Songs of Newfoundland & Labrador)


Tech: your movies on Youtube
(Tech: your memory on Youtube)


BS: My Sorcha is broke
(BS: Mr Sorcha is broke)



BS: First hillbilly bloom
(BS: First daylilly bloom)


BS: Anywhere to buy a bimbo in New York (UK)?
(BS: Anywhere to buy a bimbo in York (UK)?)


Violets
Voiles
Votes
(Voles)


BS: Giggingbox UK - specific type ??
(BS: Digigbox UK - specific type ??)

============

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Donuel
Date: 04 May 07 - 10:56 AM

Why am I supposed to misread threads?

are there any dyslexics here?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: terrier
Date: 04 May 07 - 09:04 PM

Nothing to do with Dyslexia. More to do with scan reading the large number of semi meaningless thread titles. :)

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 18 May 07 - 08:09 PM

Does Being Drunk Matter?
(Does Being Dark Matter?)


BS: Fer like, horses, eh.....
(BS: Fer like, hosers, eh..... )


~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 19 May 07 - 04:10 AM

Giant Kangaroo ?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 19 May 07 - 04:18 AM

Boing! Said Giok...

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 Jun 07 - 02:18 PM

What's your primate name?

(What's your pirate name?)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 02 Jun 07 - 02:36 PM

Old Sailor-Posts (early 1900s)

Old Sailor-Poets (early 1900's)

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: John Hardly
Date: 03 Jun 07 - 05:07 AM

Can We Afford Bifocals?
(Can We Afford Biofuels?)

irony, eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 03 Jun 07 - 05:30 AM

I keep seeing that one as bifocals too.. but that could be because I need them.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: John Hardly
Date: 03 Jun 07 - 01:31 PM

"I keep seeing that one as bifocals too"

Wow, Liz, that makes up almost like identical twins. Except for your having multiplying tits and all.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 03 Jun 07 - 11:17 PM

Can We Afford Brothels?

(Can We Afford Biofuels?)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Alice
Date: 03 Jun 07 - 11:47 PM

What's your private name?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: open mike
Date: 04 Jun 07 - 10:06 AM

Bookmark! the source for facts
when i read it i substituted an "r" for the "c" in "fact",
so i started a thread by that title complete with a link
to a movie of a guy lighting a candle with a fart..
funny thing, i do not think SPAW has posted there yet,
I thought it would be his flatulant...i mean favorite

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 04 Jun 07 - 08:22 PM

What would you do to your dog?

(What would you do for your dog?)


~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: BuckMulligan
Date: 05 Jun 07 - 06:31 AM

I just saw a thread titled "Bed wetting memories" - when I looked again someone had changed it to "Best wedding memories" which looks a good deal more boring.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: DMcG
Date: 05 Jun 07 - 06:55 AM

Not a thread title, but I read a sign a few months back, which actually said "XXX - improving the image of construction". To me, it said "XXX - improving the image of castration"

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Declan
Date: 05 Jun 07 - 01:46 PM

Appropriately-

First Misquote of the new summer

First Mosquitoe (sic) of the new summer.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 05 Jun 07 - 05:02 PM

Are there any EYELIDS near Liverpool?

(Are there any ceilidhs near Liverpool?)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Mickey191
Date: 06 Jun 07 - 09:37 AM

Guess I'm the third one on Bi-focals too.

The other one: the Dinos in the bible thread--I've mentally said dEEnos a hundred times.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Jun 07 - 09:55 AM

Dino's from the Flintstones, or from Las Vegas? Cuz I'm with you on that one, with both images colliding every time I see it! :~)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Mickey191
Date: 06 Jun 07 - 02:18 PM

Dino from the rat pack! For some weird reason-I say well I'll not think that again. But I Do! Then I smile-and think he shudda been!

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Jun 07 - 05:03 PM

Well, good, cuz next time I get called on the carpet to answer questions about creationism-- not a doctrine our denomination is backing as literal BTW-- I'll break the tension with this Dino thing! Cuz Dino might not be in the Bible, but the rest of the Rat Pack are so we can assume he's one of the many implied instead of mentioned by name!

~Susan

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 10 Jun 07 - 05:16 PM

Selling my Leg - Harry K.
(Selling my Mg - Harry K.)



BS: Misheard Threads
(BS: Misread Threads)


~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 10 Jun 07 - 11:44 PM

I may as well admit it:

Pleasant, satisfying moves

(Pleasant, satisfying movies )

Exercising for Charley

(Exercising for Charity)

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 17 Jun 07 - 02:46 PM

Aiming Select Sunnis
(Arming Select Sunnis)

Beast feeding in public
(Breast feeding in public )

Fast Breeding in public
(Fest Breeding in public )

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 21 Jun 07 - 10:59 AM

I swear I've misread this one lotsa times!

BS: Selling my Leg - Harry K.

(BS: Selling my Mg - Harry K.)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 25 Jun 07 - 07:52 AM

Morning eye-goop blended these two:

Non musical chairs
BS: The Bulbous Thread

into:
BS: Non-Biblical Chairs

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jul 07 - 01:46 PM

I just read it as:

Do you think it's ok for a man to play a maj 7th?

and wondered why it wouldn't be.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 12 Sep 07 - 09:05 AM

I got:

Harry Belafonte Related to Joe Offer!!!


Out of:

Back to the Front- news note
Happy Belated Birthmonth Joe Offer!!!

(multitasking before awake with too much blood in my caffeine stream)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 12 Sep 07 - 09:18 AM

And:
Why should everyone vote?

Out of:
Should everyone vote?
Obit: Jane Wyman (10 Sept 2007)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: TheSnail
Date: 12 Sep 07 - 09:52 AM

WYSIWYG

Harry Belafonte Related to Joe Offer!!!

Really?

I had that as -
Happy Related Behemoth to Joe Offer!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 12 Sep 07 - 01:00 PM

We should swap glasses sometime just for variety. :~)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Sep 07 - 11:31 PM

I've been reading

BS: Help! info on Woody's Cook-In Sauce

as

BS: Help! info on Woody's Cock-In-Sauce

and I shall refraim from further comment.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 14 Sep 07 - 11:47 AM

BS: Bush declares war on American people

BS: Bush declares war on Appalachian people


YOU decide which one's the "real" and which one's the "misread"! :~) :~(

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Sep 07 - 04:16 PM

Once again, I read

On Same-Sex Marriages

as

On Same-Sex Marines

and wondered what the big deal was.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 23 Sep 07 - 10:42 AM

DOG MELODEON WANTED

(DG MELODEON WANTED)


Well, it IS Mudcat-- innit?

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Oct 07 - 06:52 PM

BS: Replacements for incandescent thighs

!!!!!!!!!!

(BS: Replacements for incandescent lights)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Oct 07 - 09:24 PM

BS: Town morals

for

BS: Town murals

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 08 Oct 07 - 07:14 PM

Secret Santa Massages '07

(Secret Santa Messages '07)

Rats!

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Oct 07 - 01:02 PM

BS: How to end the US occupation of Idaho

(The Larry Craig thread was just above it.)

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Genie
Date: 16 Oct 07 - 10:34 PM

Foolestroupe, I kinda like the idea of "snogs" at my funeral.   *g*

As for misread threads, I sometimes read the words right, but not the intent.

As in:

Craft stalls at festivals



Just who is this Craft person, and why does he or she stall at festivals.   Inquiring minds want to know.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Oct 07 - 08:57 AM

And does Craft stall only at festivals or also elsewhere?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: TheSnail
Date: 17 Oct 07 - 10:26 AM

"The Craft" is what insiders call Freemasonry. (I just happen to know.) It sounds as if the secret handshakes aren't going down too well at festivals.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 17 Oct 07 - 10:57 AM

BS: Signs Of Santy

The reindeer hooves on rooves aren't enough?

Oh-- it's BS: Signs Of SANITY

That explains it.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 15 Nov 07 - 11:51 AM

Canadians taste Polish man in airport

(eeeeew! sausage??!!??)

Canadians TASER Polish man in airport

(O, that's alright then!)

~Susan

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 15 Nov 07 - 03:06 PM

Naive Behaviors in Mudcat Society (Native Behaviors in Mudcat Society)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Nov 07 - 03:11 PM

Stealing eggs from the pros (Stealing GIGS from....)