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PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!!
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Subject: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 11 Jul 04 - 02:46 AM Us much Malalgined Piano Accordion Players have notes the Defending Banjos thread, and so we want our own thread defending our own beloved instrument! If you can't play one, don't criticise! |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: Joe Offer Date: 11 Jul 04 - 02:49 AM
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: Dave Hanson Date: 11 Jul 04 - 04:48 AM I'll defend accordions, they were invented so banjo players can have someting to take the piss out of. eric [ banjo player ] |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: wysiwyg Date: 11 Jul 04 - 07:52 AM 10. Joe, that would be defend Dumb Derivative Threads, silly! We've had quite a few of that one. ~Susan |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: GUEST,leeneia Date: 11 Jul 04 - 10:17 AM I like the accordion! It has such a friendly sound. When I hear one, it says "party" Did you know that in 1983, the best selling "classical" album was the Nonesuch Tango Project, in which the accordion was a major instrument? Every thinking person should own the complete Tango Project. The people who cast slurs on the accordion are merely jealous. |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: GUEST Date: 11 Jul 04 - 10:27 AM I thought Tangos were played on bandoneons, not (authentically speaking) accordions... LFF |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: CarolC Date: 11 Jul 04 - 11:01 AM Be smug if you want, accordion denigrators. But while you sit there in your smugness, accordions are taking over the world. Here in the US, 8 out of every 10 television advertisements has an accordion in the mix. We're sneaking them in where you don't immediately notice them so we can get you used to the sound. Then, one day, you'll suddenly notice that everywhere you turn, there is an accordion making beautiful music. And we (accordion players) have been insidiously exposing the younger generation to the wonders of the piano accordion every chance we get. Don't be surprised if sometime soon, your shining faced young daugter or son comes to you and innocently asks if you would please buy her or him a piano accordion. The day is not too far off! (muahahahaha... ) |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 11 Jul 04 - 05:08 PM The piano accordion needs no defense! It is the perfect instrument. And the people who play piano accordions are perfect people. And they all have really cute toes even though they often hide them by wearing socks with sandals. Well, I guess that makes them less than perfect since only doofuses wear socks with sandals. Okay, so accordion players are all doofuses and that makes accordions doofus instruments. Okay, let's try this again.... Some good things about piano accordions: 1) You cannot install "D" tuners on them 2) They don't have spit valves (though they should have drool cups) 3) Accordions do impart a certain beatific visage upon their players' faces (though similar facial expressions can be attained by using Thorazine, prefrontal lobotomies, or ball-peen hammers) 4) If a man plays the accordion in the nude he will probably pinch his equipment off which will prevent passing the accordion-playing gene to future generations |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: GUEST,Frug Date: 11 Jul 04 - 05:57 PM If anyone says anything derogatory about them squeezeboxes I'll bash 'em with me banjo..............OK? |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 11 Jul 04 - 07:25 PM I'm touched by your generosity, Frug! |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: GUEST Date: 11 Jul 04 - 09:10 PM PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! Sorry, buddy, it can't be done. |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: bengi Date: 12 Jul 04 - 12:00 AM Perhaps the most popular instrument for deaf-blind folks in nursing homes, those who can see prefer the amazing spoons. |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: GUEST,Boab Date: 12 Jul 04 - 03:41 AM Heard one today about"perfect pitch"----throwing an accordion into a rubbish skip and landing square on top of a bodhran and a banjo..... -----Don't flatten me all you "squeezers"---I own FIVE accordions and three bodhrans. No banjo, though.... |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: Big Al Whittle Date: 12 Jul 04 - 05:17 AM George Shearing (ex accordionist) once said no gentleman would play an accordion.... |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 12 Jul 04 - 05:26 AM George Negus on (aust) ABC TV Ch2 today had the story of Leo Rosner (who is still alive and playing). His story was told in the movie "Schindler's List". His life was saved because he could play the Piano Accordion! |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: Guessed Date: 12 Jul 04 - 06:53 AM You mean an "attack" weapon needs defence (or even defense) AND any sex jokes have to include the bi-directional nature of getting the things to work - but only one side has to do it. Ducks and runs behind the nearest feminist................. |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: GUEST,T-boy Date: 12 Jul 04 - 08:21 AM As with any instrument, it's not what you play it's the way that you play it. Many accordionists are unlistenable, unfortunately. |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: Dave Hanson Date: 12 Jul 04 - 08:32 AM Why do they always sound like they are being played with a sledge hammer ? [ which should be the approved method ][ well,approved by musicians anyway ] eric |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: Big Al Whittle Date: 12 Jul 04 - 09:23 AM The real trouble is of course the English - who screw up everything. I mean French people can play accordions and make them sound sophisticated and full of je ne sais quoi - Charles Trenet and all that. Every time some git gets up and says I'm going to play three slip jigs and a horn pipe and glowers at the audience in a challenging manner - you think oh my gawd here we go again. Think of the millions of people who go dancing every week in England. how many of them dance slip jigs and horn pipes? do you not think these paricular dances are somewhat over emphasised in the very worthy attempt to give us aliving folk culture. |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: GUEST,Lindsay Date: 12 Jul 04 - 10:06 AM Still playing mine.... |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: CarolC Date: 12 Jul 04 - 10:24 AM eric the red, if you would stop playing your accordion in the middle of construction sites, it might sound a lot sweeter and less like a sledge hammer. |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: GUEST,a nonny mouse accordion player Date: 12 Jul 04 - 10:51 AM Unlike melodion players, accordionists can drown out instruments in any key not just D and G. Real accordionists CAN play quietly in sessions, it's a pity that so few choose to do so because it gives us all a bad name. |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: duchess Date: 12 Jul 04 - 10:56 AM Hey, what can be more fun than a polka party, and what more beautiful than La Vie En Rose played with a sexy accordion! |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: Skipjack K8 Date: 12 Jul 04 - 11:14 AM Make love, not war, with your accordion, and the meek accordionist shall inherit the world. Hey Carol, you are right about the commercials, squeezers are emerging as the sound which sells. I reckon the same percentage is true of recorded music (that includes melody!). I just a few minutes ago heard k d lang's 'Constant Craving' on my builder's wireless, and she always uses shedloads of accordion in her recorded work. A sparing accordion lick still sends me to a happy place, and makes me glad I started to learn the possibilities of this wonderful instrument. However, there are many shockingly bad players of every instrument, and the poor old accordion (in the hands of trainees) plays over most everything else, and therefore is the most audible baddest instrument. The problem is probably more due to the lawless nature of the session, and the self-delusion of some players that they are adding to the music, when the opposite is so lamentably the case. All that said, I don't get upset by the detractors, and occasionally enjoy compliments that I play the accordion 'nicely'! |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: Compton Date: 12 Jul 04 - 11:20 AM I will defend to the death, Piano Accordians....Listen (English Mudcatters) to the quintessential Jack Emblow as a sublime accompanist to...wait for it...THE CLIFF ADAMS SINGERS!! |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: CarolC Date: 12 Jul 04 - 11:27 AM And the funny part, Skipjack, is that most people don't realize they're listening to an accordion (in the advertisements and in recorded music of the sort you mentioned) until it's pointed out to them. |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: fogie Date: 12 Jul 04 - 11:48 AM I saw a continental chromatic split and placed on a stand and some sort of air pump drove it (in Brittany )- sounded good - cant do it with a melodeon, its all right for some! |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: CarolC Date: 12 Jul 04 - 01:55 PM How odd. Why do these threads keep getting moved back and forth between the BS and music parts of the forum? |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: momnopp Date: 12 Jul 04 - 03:19 PM OK, after much study and conflagration, I think I've decided that the link to this article from the Associated Press belongs smack dab right here in the middle of this thread. And of course if I'm wrong, 43 regulars and 97 people who are reading their very first mudcat thread will tell me where it really OUGHT to go... :-) I love you all, JudyO aka momnopp |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: Skipjack K8 Date: 12 Jul 04 - 07:05 PM Stands to reason, Carol, one accordion loving clone moves it up, then the accordion hating clone moves it back down again! |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: CarolC Date: 12 Jul 04 - 07:13 PM LOL! |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 12 Jul 04 - 11:13 PM The real reason for the mobility of this thread is .... sorry, I forget, I'm only an Accordion Player... QUOTE [T-boy Many accordionists are unlistenable, unfortunately. ] [GUEST,a nonny mouse accordion player Real accordionists CAN play quietly in sessions, it's a pity that so few choose to do so because it gives us all a bad name. ] [Skipjack K8 there are many shockingly bad players of every instrument, and the poor old accordion (in the hands of trainees) plays over most everything else] UNQUOTE And the SECOND reason why Accordionists are hated is: The damn things need a service! QUOTE [weelittledrummer The real trouble is of course the English - who screw up everything. I mean French people can play accordions and make them sound sophisticated] UNQUOTE ...and the Italians, and the Russians, and the rest of Europe (I have left out the USA!) The Piano Acordion music sound has been taking over advertising for several years - unfortunately much of it is simulated from keyboards and MIDI boxes. The sound produces feelings of Warmth, Homliness, Security, etc. If you look in the back of many big name musical groups, that guy standing inthe back in the shadows is playing a 120 bass squeezebox. Robin |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: Big Al Whittle Date: 13 Jul 04 - 09:16 AM That bloke in the The Yetties is very good - Pete! |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: GUEST,Paranoid Android Date: 13 Jul 04 - 08:54 PM I own one (48 bass piano) and I wish I had the guts (or the virtuosity) to play it in public. In defence of the accordion I see it as one of the very few portable instruments that can be played without the backup of other instruments or voices. About 50 years ago my father often tuned into Austrian radio stations which played Tyrolian music. I have never been able to trace those stations on the "modern" radio. |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: Col K Date: 14 Jul 04 - 07:33 PM They are wonderful. Hows that for a defence? |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 15 Jul 04 - 08:28 AM Technique: Piano Accordion for The Recycled Muso |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: GUEST,peedeecee Date: 15 Jul 04 - 07:49 PM You'll never see a big-breasted woman playing an accordion without smiling! |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: Big Al Whittle Date: 16 Jul 04 - 12:10 PM Paranoid android. Get a grip! get your machine (containing a grand piano) down the local folk club. It may be the very thing we're all waiting for...... What you need is one of those russian radios with six short wave bands - three wavebands of which are full of guys in lederhosen, quaffing steins full of beer that taste of sod all, and belting out schlager songs with great enthusiasm and panache. Proszt! |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 16 Jul 04 - 09:19 PM The Piano Accordion is not a 'Piano', but an 'Organ' - closer in playing technique to the Pipe Organ than the Pianoforte. |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 17 Jul 04 - 09:32 PM "Playing the Piano Accordion is revenge enough upon anyone who hasn't got the subtlety and wit to be able to appreciate such an incredible instrument." |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: CarolC Date: 17 Jul 04 - 09:55 PM Is that quote from me, Foolestroupe? |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: CarolC Date: 17 Jul 04 - 10:12 PM Ha! Thought it looked familiar. That retort was for my sister who hates accordions. |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 18 Jul 04 - 12:29 AM :-) - "borrowed" it for use in the Technique: Piano Accordion for The Recycled Muso thread... |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: Big Al Whittle Date: 18 Jul 04 - 01:58 PM I just want to say how much (as a child) I used to value those adverts for accordions on the back of the radio times, with an apparently naked woman wearing only an accordion. I have been a fan of naked women ever since. |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 19 Jul 04 - 08:45 AM I have been a fan of Piano Accordions ever since. Nothing wrong with me! |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: GUEST,Frank Date: 19 Jul 04 - 10:24 AM The piano accordian is one of the most versatile of the folk instruments. Slavic music Mexican and Norteno music Some Irish Balkan Israeli Jazz (some really great players around) Great instrument to accompany folk dancers Swedish hambos etc. Norwegian Some Middle Eastern Music Polish Czech Yiddish and Hebrew In the hands of a great musician, it becomes a great instrument. Too much is made of the instrument itself and not enough about the musician who plays it well. The button accordian (Bayan etc.) is also a wonderful versatile instrument. Frank |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: CarolC Date: 19 Jul 04 - 11:13 AM ...and Finnish |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: Skipjack K8 Date: 19 Jul 04 - 11:58 AM Will do, Carol. That was a sound defense, and now even those intecostal busting comedians have stopped bothering reading this, I agree that we should. |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 23 Jul 04 - 02:58 AM Why accordion players give the instrument a bad name. |
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Subject: RE: PLEASE, defend PIANO ACCORDIONS !!! From: ALEX_ Date: 25 Jul 04 - 09:16 AM My accordion protects me everytime and everywhere. |
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