BS: People Eating Apples in the Street.

Subject: RE: BS: People Eating Apples in the Street.
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 23 Jul 04 - 11:22 PM

Have a few more drinks John...

Then go for a nice long drive why don'tcha

Subject: RE: BS: People Eating Apples in the Street.
From: Joybell
Date: 23 Jul 04 - 11:06 PM

True-love has started wearing HATS in a big way. Not the cowboy ones he used to wear - more like 1930s detective ones. I guess it's because he's moving into old man territory. I got myself an old lady hat. Covered with feathers and jewels. We don't match any more though. His hats are cool. Mine aren't.

Subject: RE: BS: People Eating Apples in the Street.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 23 Jul 04 - 09:13 PM

yes, maybe he said hats, [old blokes like hats]
i wish i knew waht he said.

Subject: RE: BS: People Eating Apples in the Street.
From: Nemesis
Date: 23 Jul 04 - 09:13 PM

Arise, Sir JOhnny Appleseed of Hull (MBE - More Bloody Epples) ..

Maybe he said "mats" ... ... nice for "going by feet" to Hull surely?
I'm sure he couldn't have meant rats? Perhaps, Hull hamsters get mistaken for rats?

Subject: RE: BS: People Eating Apples in the Street.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 23 Jul 04 - 09:11 PM

I reckon Macgrath could be right about the rats, I'm deaf in my ear, so i didn'y hear him properley [the left one].

Anyway=I went to doctors with my ear, but he didn't fix it, he just shined a torch in it, and he said "i cant see anything there"
bloody useless basterd, [he was scottish, he called Dr Macphee, hes crap], he said he cant see wahts wrong with it, i bet hes noteven a proper doctor!

I'm glad i dident hafe to pay money to see him, i would of asked for my money back!
[doctors is free in england].

Subject: RE: BS: People Eating Apples in the Street.
From: TS
Date: 23 Jul 04 - 09:11 PM

had I knwon the Bloke said HATS that would have been different...shame John...you certainly do not want a colony of HATS...I take back my support...;)

Subject: RE: BS: People Eating Apples in the Street.
From: Leadfingers
Date: 23 Jul 04 - 09:09 PM

All I can say Joh9n is that you qualify as a Litter Bug . If you want your Litter to Bio Degrade , DONT throw it in the road !!!!

Subject: RE: BS: People Eating Apples in the Street.
From: Joybell
Date: 23 Jul 04 - 09:05 PM

I'll bet pomple mice make great pets. They probably don't give you grief about where you throw your apple cores either.
Where would America be without Johnny Appleseed. They wouldn't have apple trees would they? He threw applecores everywhere he went.
Did the silly-old-geezer say HATS maybe. You wouldn't want them around everywhere. Joy

Subject: RE: BS: People Eating Apples in the Street.
From: TS
Date: 23 Jul 04 - 09:05 PM

had a sily old bloke tell me to move my truck last week while dropping of my sound gear for an out-doors gig. He said..."you cant park there..parking is over there..this is the stage"..I kindly informed him I was in the band and dropping off the stage kit...he went on to point out the parking area at which point I interupted him and pointed out I'd be more then happy to park over there if he was willing to bust his plastic hips helping me lug my shite..to which he began muttering about kids and puttered on his way..

Subject: RE: BS: People Eating Apples in the Street.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 23 Jul 04 - 09:04 PM

oh.
anyway-He was shaking his walking stick at me, silly old bloike.

I should have called the police, and reported him for threatening behaviour.

if you see him, be careful, he's probably dangerous.

Subject: RE: BS: People Eating Apples in the Street.
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 23 Jul 04 - 09:03 PM

I suppose he might have been worried the bats might get run over while chomping up the apple core in the road. But there aren't any fruit-eating bats in Yorkshire.

Cats doesn't make much sense, because they don't like fruit generally.

I think he was probably saying "rats", because they'll eat anything. Including batty old men, I imagine, if they had the chance.

Subject: RE: BS: People Eating Apples in the Street.
From: Bill D
Date: 23 Jul 04 - 09:01 PM

it's like a hamster with a brightly colored hair-do...

(no shortage of silly old blokes, is there?)

Subject: RE: BS: People Eating Apples in the Street.
From: TS
Date: 23 Jul 04 - 08:59 PM

pomple mouses is what thems who speaks french calls fruits that are grape.

Subject: RE: BS: People Eating Apples in the Street.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 23 Jul 04 - 08:57 PM

wahts a pomple mouse?

Subject: RE: BS: People Eating Apples in the Street.
From: TS
Date: 23 Jul 04 - 08:54 PM

hehe...silly old bloke indeed, John...rise up!..Rise Up!..Spare no one from the ways of the fruits!..apples, oranges, and pomplemousse!...Rise!!..hehe

Subject: RE: BS: People Eating Apples in the Street.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 23 Jul 04 - 08:53 PM

And waht did they do in the olden days then [before they invented bins]!
i bet he dident think of that!

Subject: BS: People Eating Apples in the Street.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 23 Jul 04 - 08:48 PM

Helooo, today i went to town [hull town centre], and it was a nice hot day, so i went by feet [you can never see parking space for van anyway, and if you do you have to pay parking money]!
anyway, i walked down Marlborough Avenue, and I was eating an Apple, [goverment always saying 2eat fruit etc", and applrs are good, they make you shit, and they good for your'e teeth].
and i ate all my apple, and finished it, and threw the middle bit in the edge of the road-Then one old bloke shouted at me="dont bloddy throw your rubbish in the road, we will get bats", he was going mental, really shouting etc, pisssed me off, i said to him "get lost old bloke and mind your busisness".

How can we get bats from my apple anyway?, silly old bloke!

[maybe fruit bats? ]

I'm a bit deaf,m so he might have said cats, not sure really, wahts wrong with cats anyway?
cats dont eat apples, they eat cat food, silly old bloke!

loads of cats here anyway, [i think they came here for all the fish [loads of fish factorys in hull]

cats dont do any harm, i like cats.

"put your apple in the bin, like every body else!"

blar, blar, blar, to many moany peolle about nowadays.

I will follow him next time, and put my apple rubbish threw his letterbox!

anyway, it could grow into an apple tree, if it does, then the apples off it will be mine, becouse it was my apple.

too msny people trying to make trubble for no reason, and giving you hassle, cant even threw aple on the floor!

silly old bloke!