BS: Three word story.

Subject: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 07:36 PM

They do this on another websitr that I'm a member of,
I'll explain=Rules are simple, its a story, but each member can only post 3 words at a time, and nothing offensive allowed.

thread will continue until it reaches a natural end, [ie= story finishes], or people get bored with it]

story can be about anything at all.

i'll start....

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 07:36 PM

Once upon a

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 07:39 PM

time, John kissed

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: CarolC
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 07:45 PM

a thousand kittens

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 07:45 PM

a big spider

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 07:45 PM

, One per day

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 07:46 PM

then he did

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Jeri
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 07:49 PM

make a wish:

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 07:49 PM

Some ranch dressing

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Jeri
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 07:52 PM

Down came the goodfairy

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 07:52 PM

causing him to

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Jeri
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 07:53 PM

(Oops too many words)
Down, came the

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Bobert
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 07:55 PM

What-Me-Worry...

Okay, ain't that original but, hey, the rules didn't say it had to be...

Wes Ginny Rules!....

(Purdy lame, Bobert..)

okay, here's one:

Purdy lame, Bobert...

Yeah, got a nice ring to it and beats...

...night in jail

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 07:56 PM

burst into flames

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 07:57 PM

Bobert-only three

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: MudGuard
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 07:58 PM

Sir John, you said "nothing offensive" - but then you posted "a big spider", so you broke the rules ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 07:58 PM

words are allowed

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 07:59 PM

in each post

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 08:00 PM

Consider the Canaries

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 08:06 PM

Blessed are the

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 08:06 PM

Islands of leisure

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 08:07 PM

Cheesemakers, they will

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 08:07 PM

Inherit the earth

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 08:11 PM

One shovel per

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Joybell
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 08:22 PM

elephant is all

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 08:23 PM

you ever need

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 08:29 PM

to rivet anchovies

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Joybell
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 08:31 PM

wearing colourful hats

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Bobert
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 08:36 PM

New rule, jOhn?

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 08:40 PM

Bobert loves John

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 08:46 PM

yes, new rule!

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 08:48 PM

said the king!

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 08:50 PM

and they understood.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 08:52 PM

Kittens eat curry

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Bobert
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 08:53 PM

Make that LIKE!

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 08:54 PM

We Like Ike

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 08:54 PM

Curried kittens are

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Joybell
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 08:56 PM

the house speciality

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 08:59 PM

in the Chinese

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 09:02 PM

checkers house of

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 09:11 PM

ill repute, I

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 09:24 PM

heard it said

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Padre
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 09:29 PM

let's get down

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 09:50 PM

and get funky

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,Ebbie
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 09:53 PM

Why try? Not

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 09:54 PM

without my parrot

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 10:16 PM

on my shoulder

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Amos
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 10:21 PM

. Suddenly, Thor entered.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 10:39 PM

"Lithin, I'm Thor."

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,fred miller
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 10:40 PM

Tragedy! (picnic, lightning).

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 10:42 PM

wearing Aluminum raincoats

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 10:45 PM

three hours six minutes to fifty posts, pretty good!

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 10:48 PM

jimmy can't count!

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 10:52 PM

[only 3 words alloewd!

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 11:18 PM

three words aloud

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Amos
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 11:19 PM

Mighty thunders crashed.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 11:25 PM

aloud over three

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 11:46 PM

. "Balls" said Queen.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Amos
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 11:47 PM

I could never...

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 11:48 PM

eat that rubbish

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 11:49 PM

Yes you could

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 12:05 AM

have a kitten

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 12:07 AM

and some cheese

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 01:03 AM

grilled on toast

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 01:21 AM

Have a Coke

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Metchosin
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 01:42 AM

but don't fold

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,freda
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 01:47 AM

the kitten's tale..

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Peace
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 02:36 AM

a twice-told tale

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 04:05 AM

this is great

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,M'Grath of Altcar
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 04:43 AM

said the fireplace,

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 05:27 AM

to the table

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: DMcG
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 05:30 AM

made from recycled

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 05:35 AM

droppings from Esmeralda

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,M'Grath of Altcar who still dontunderstand c
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 05:52 AM

, the house Aardvark.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Metchosin
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 06:05 AM

All at once,

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 06:11 AM

William Shatner arrived

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,augie
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 06:44 AM

where was spock?

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Jeanie
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 07:05 AM

Astride the gigantic

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 09:18 AM

Toupee of Shatner's

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Amos
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 09:53 AM

Explosions terrified everyone.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jeffp
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 11:23 AM

So they ran

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Jeanie
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 12:00 PM

away into the

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Oaklet
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 12:02 PM

Into a moistened

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 12:22 PM

wig. Later they

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jeffp
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 01:25 PM

cautiously returned, only

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 01:31 PM

to find that

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Amos
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 01:32 PM

To find intestines

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Wyrd Sister
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 02:13 PM

they had to

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 02:24 PM

swim upstream quickly

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Amos
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 02:32 PM

. Herds of wild

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 03:00 PM

angry looking hamsters

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Oaklet
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 03:09 PM

entered the moistened

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,Stavros
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 03:10 PM

Pastrami sandwich; eating

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 03:13 PM

peanut peanut butter

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jeffp
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 03:14 PM

and jelly sandwiches.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Cluin
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 03:15 PM

blah blah blah

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 03:28 PM

oobop she bam

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Amos
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 05:25 PM

Screams of dying

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Jeep man
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 08:15 PM

viruses in computerI

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Amos
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 08:30 PM

Burning ethical issues...

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 08:37 PM

Paw and Cletus

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 08:37 PM

And the Reg

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Amos
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 08:41 PM

Were suddenly resolved!

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 09:23 PM

to quit drinkin'

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Peace
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 09:32 PM

from the milk

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 09:34 PM

glass whisky jug

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 09:35 PM

on a Tuesday

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 09:35 PM

After July fourth

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 09:37 PM

2050, but then

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Padre
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 09:40 PM

a miracle occurred

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 10:00 PM

Bloody Hell Mate!

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Peace
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 10:44 PM

(said with floccinoccinihilipilification)

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,augie
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 11:03 PM

But quickly retracted

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Metchosin
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 12:20 AM

Pardon me....Heavens!

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Peace
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 12:21 AM

And as the

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 03:51 AM

sun sank slowly

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Wyrd Sister
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 06:20 AM

into multiversal cauldrons

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: *daylia*
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 06:51 AM

cosmic goo dripping

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 06:55 AM

from the sky

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 07:14 AM

into each orifice

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 08:21 AM

of the giant

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: freda underhill
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 08:24 AM

hamster, they wandered

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 08:24 AM

Who had many

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 08:42 AM

sad nights because

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 08:46 AM

someone had said

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Wyrd Sister
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 08:54 AM

before eating pancakes

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 08:57 AM

wash your hands

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 09:03 AM

and fairies will

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 09:10 AM

give you a

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: freda underhill
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 09:18 AM

magic mushroom soup

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: rumanci
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 09:20 AM

with croutons, so

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 09:22 AM

wash them and

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 09:23 AM

I will make

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jimmyt
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 09:30 AM

you fishers of

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Joe_F
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 09:40 AM

mice and men.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Amos
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 09:46 AM

The women will

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 10:02 AM

howl at the

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 11:49 AM

fishing men of

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Metchosin
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 11:57 AM

Jam on Toast

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 12:03 PM

and a cup

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 12:19 PM

hort drinking chocolate

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 12:27 PM

laced with rum

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 12:30 PM

he drunk that

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 12:33 PM

and immediately fell

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 12:38 PM

over the dog

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 12:39 PM

which was lying

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Amos
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 12:42 PM

into deep sleep.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 12:44 PM

on the rug

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 12:46 PM

from which he

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 12:48 PM

made the dog

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 12:52 PM

go and scratch

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 12:56 PM

the back door

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 12:57 PM

of the spaceship

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:01 PM

to let him

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:03 PM

out, so he

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:03 PM

could go for

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:05 PM

a healthy whizz.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:05 PM

fish and chips

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:07 PM

and some water

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:07 PM

and a coke

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:08 PM

dog enjoyed food

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:08 PM

would go well

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:09 PM

would be a

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:10 PM

with the works

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:11 PM

of the spaceship

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:12 PM

which had landed

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:12 PM

on the planet

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:13 PM

Magrathea, which was

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:14 PM

in the outer

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:15 PM

western spiral arm

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:16 PM

which was near

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:21 PM

the left leg

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,Noddy
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:23 PM

of the 3rd

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:23 PM

nodule of the

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:25 PM

main crankshaft of

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:25 PM

star trek enterprise

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:27 PM

manned by Himself

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:28 PM

The great man

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:29 PM

none other than

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:32 PM

princess of wales

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:32 PM

and her intrepid

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:34 PM

lover of all

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:35 PM

hamsters of the

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:37 PM

faraway planet in

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:39 PM

hamsterland, which is

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Amos
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:39 PM

Limp-wristed companion

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:41 PM

of the great

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:42 PM

Cosmo the Magnificent

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:43 PM

The dog said

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:46 PM

time for bed

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:48 PM

and he slept

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:48 PM

as he waved

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:48 PM

his wooden leg

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:49 PM

to the world.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:52 PM

I'll be back

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:53 PM

years went by

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:54 PM

several milleniums even

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:55 PM

went by until

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:56 PM

he thawed out

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:58 PM

from the cold

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 01:58 PM

frozen wastes of

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 02:00 PM

the planet earth

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 02:01 PM

and my fridge

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 02:02 PM

which did not

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 02:04 PM

keep him warm

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 02:04 PM

going to bed

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 02:04 PM

really I am

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 02:04 PM

be back tomorrow

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 02:05 PM

ok,night night.that was fun.its 7.00pm herein the uk.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 02:06 PM

VERY late here :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 02:08 PM

take care then.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 02:08 PM

seeya tomorrow then

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 02:11 PM

you bet.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 02:37 PM

Good afternoon everyone

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Peace
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 03:13 PM

. You are probably

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 04:07 PM

scratching your nether

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 04:12 PM

with a feather.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Metchosin
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 05:37 PM

wondering why a

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 06:58 PM

long legged goose

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 07:04 PM

had appeared from

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 07:24 PM

Aunty Bridie's wardrobe

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: freda underhill
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 09:09 PM

dressed in polkadots

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Metchosin
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 09:13 PM

Aha! she thought

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 09:14 PM

and high heels

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: SINSULL
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 09:45 PM

tickle tickle tickle

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 10:13 PM

Just then, the

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 10:15 PM

top fell off

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 10:31 PM

startling the goose

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 07 Aug 04 - 11:33 PM

with his massive

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 12:19 AM

methylated spirits hangover

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 04:33 AM

then suddenly the...

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 05:20 AM

door crashed open.......

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: *daylia*
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 05:52 AM

... holy jumpin jehosophat!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 06:10 AM

jehosophat resented somewhat

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: DMcG
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 07:24 AM

that jehosothin wasn't

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 09:18 AM

.Jehosobuff used Bowflex(tm)

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 10:15 AM

he wondered why?.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Once Famous
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 11:55 AM

His throbbing member

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: freda underhill
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 12:04 PM

of parliament worried

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: freda underhill
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 12:10 PM

about election fraud

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: freda underhill
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 12:10 PM

or was it

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: freda underhill
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 12:17 PM

an erection flawed

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Amos
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 12:29 PM

Clearly this isn't

---

about to become

---

any sort of

---

story with plot,

---

Let alone characters--

---

Just mindless gyrations.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Sooz
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 12:57 PM

and no ending.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 01:19 PM

What it needs

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 01:29 PM

is exactly what?

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 01:46 PM

harri Watts band

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 02:41 PM

but then again

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Peace
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 03:15 PM

maybe not, eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Once Famous
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 05:37 PM

Cheeseburger with fries

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 06:09 PM

let it end ...

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: freda underhill
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 06:35 PM

let it mend..

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 06:38 PM

Stitch in time?

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 07:37 PM

Red Red Wine.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Cluin
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 09:56 PM

oh so fine

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Once Famous
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 11:44 PM

Your zipper's open.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,Lonesome Gillette
Date: 08 Aug 04 - 11:56 PM

What's a Rinktum?

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Peace
Date: 09 Aug 04 - 12:29 AM

Could be rectum,

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 09 Aug 04 - 01:06 AM

News-
Somebody [not sure who, and can't be arsed to check], said "this story is rubbish, there is no characters or plot"

ok then, every so often you can introduce a charcter, [or each person adopts a character and posts as them?

just post=

"Introducing a character"
[then describe him/her/it]

idea for a plot=all characters are on a desert island
[just an idea, its only a story, just something to do if youre bored etc, post other plot ideas if you like.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 09 Aug 04 - 01:08 AM

Introducing a character-

George the Folkie,
about him= he likes folk music and plays guitar.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Peace
Date: 09 Aug 04 - 01:24 AM

Introducing a character:

The maid--whose clothes were lost at sea in the shipwreck. She is very je ne sais pas quois with lots of very.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,Miranda
Date: 09 Aug 04 - 07:28 AM

Introducing a character....Miranda.

Miranda a distant relative of UK royalty and first class passenger.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 09 Aug 04 - 08:39 AM

Introducing lots of Characters - The Fooles Troupe...

There's a whole website about them and I have mentioned it many times (see my profile!) - the trouble is that they have lots of wise cracks but they are totally clueless (for a plot!)

[OK, now we've introduced them, what happens?]

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine
Date: 09 Aug 04 - 08:44 AM

Apparently they are all shipwrecked on a desert island.

Suddenly the maid

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me
Date: 09 Aug 04 - 09:16 AM

looked up and

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: SINSULL
Date: 09 Aug 04 - 09:19 AM

saw her undies

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: muppett
Date: 09 Aug 04 - 09:19 AM

tried hard to

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine
Date: 09 Aug 04 - 09:30 AM

get them from

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: muppett
Date: 09 Aug 04 - 09:33 AM

.But then the

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine
Date: 09 Aug 04 - 09:36 AM

local witch doctor

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: MMario
Date: 09 Aug 04 - 09:40 AM

shot rang out

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: muppett
Date: 09 Aug 04 - 11:05 AM

and woke up

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 09 Aug 04 - 11:36 AM

feelings of deja-vu

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: beardedbruce
Date: 09 Aug 04 - 11:50 AM

again and again

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 09 Aug 04 - 11:52 AM

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: jeffp
Date: 09 Aug 04 - 11:54 AM

all over again

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Peace
Date: 09 Aug 04 - 11:55 AM

repeatedly, another time

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Nick
Date: 09 Aug 04 - 12:01 PM

nothing subsequently happened

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: MMario
Date: 09 Aug 04 - 12:01 PM

like "groundhog day"

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 09 Aug 04 - 12:22 PM

so they died

(sorry, but there's something to be said for the short story)

;-D

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: SINSULL
Date: 09 Aug 04 - 12:40 PM

Aside: Sorry jOhn but even with characters this story sucks. Maybe we need to go to five words.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: *daylia*
Date: 09 Aug 04 - 06:17 PM

five words good; three words ....

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: *daylia*
Date: 09 Aug 04 - 06:18 PM

bad ... still kinda lame tho ...

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,Miranda
Date: 09 Aug 04 - 06:54 PM

"OK,where's my damned butler?"

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine
Date: 09 Aug 04 - 07:24 PM

In the scullery, mixing up

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: SINSULL
Date: 09 Aug 04 - 08:14 PM

with Miranda of royal blood.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,Miranda
Date: 09 Aug 04 - 09:04 PM

" Did I dream the shipwreck?".

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Peace
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 03:46 AM

Or was it bad drugs?

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 05:41 AM

...no such thing said Keef.........

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,Miranda
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 05:56 AM

"In that case, spark up."

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 06:48 AM

but watch yer fingers and

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Nick
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 07:16 AM

gently grease the cat's boil

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 12:15 PM

with vaseline cream

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 01:48 PM

Curry ships on the horizon!

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 01:49 PM

We're saved cried Miss Miranda.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 01:53 PM

Swarthy pirates swarmed, waving their

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 01:54 PM

in the lifeboat

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 01:55 PM

Keef lay with the maid

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 01:58 PM

get off me you beast!

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 01:59 PM

After you get me off.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 02:00 PM

leered the maid. Keef trembled.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 02:04 PM

Save me, Miranda, he wept.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 02:08 PM

Miranda's siren songs lulled the

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 02:20 PM

pirates to sleep. Yo, George

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 02:21 PM

Stop strumming and grab the

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 02:22 PM

parrot. The witch doctor said

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 02:43 PM

OOEEOOAA TING TANG WALLAWALLA BINGBANG

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 02:54 PM

Parrots are magic. Especially roasted.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 03:00 PM

The aroma attracts the acrobats.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Peace
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 03:18 PM

. . . and then the universe began.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 03:29 PM

A classic story of good vs evil. With acrobats thrown in for levity.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 04:14 PM

Introducing a character=
A big Tiger, he;s really dangerous and scary, and eats people.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Aug 04 - 04:30 PM

Tiger, tiger, burning bright,
In the forest of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder, and what art,
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
When thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand forged thy dread feet?

What the hammer? What the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? What dread grasp
Dared its deadly terrors clasp?

When the stars threw down their spears
And watered heaven with their tears,
Did He smile his work to see?
Did He who made the lamb make thee?

Tiger, tiger, burning bright,
In the forest of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?

Said William Blake. Have you met my friends Siegfried and Roy?

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rasener
Date: 11 Aug 04 - 04:03 PM

Gainsborough Folk Club

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 11 Aug 04 - 09:55 PM

Introducing a character=

Satan's Dog
about him= he is evil, and eats anything left lying around!

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,Miranda
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 04:27 AM

"Is that you purring, George?".

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 08:53 AM

yes my lady

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: muppett
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 09:01 AM

So how can

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 09:40 AM

harri Watts band

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: muppett
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 09:42 AM

together then try

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 11:20 AM

too quick for me

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 11:21 AM

and my naff computer by

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 11:22 AM

time i thought of something

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 11:22 AM

it was too late. Damn!

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 12:14 PM

what shall we

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Schantieman
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 12:23 PM

have for dinner?

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Schantieman
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 12:24 PM

The tiger arrived.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Schantieman
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 12:24 PM

Satan's dog, too.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 12:53 PM

they wag their

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 01:09 PM

and beg at

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 02:16 PM

the maid's feet

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 02:17 PM

currently in the

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 02:18 PM

witch doctor's cauldron

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 02:18 PM

for some scraps

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 02:19 PM

of left overs

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 02:20 PM

from the maid

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 02:21 PM

then they slept

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 02:22 PM

by the range.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 02:22 PM

The next day

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 02:23 PM

satan and the

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 02:24 PM

tiger was out

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 02:24 PM

walking in the

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 02:25 PM

wher they found

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 03:19 PM

pirates brandishing swords

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 04:57 PM

Yo Ho Ho

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Bill D
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 05:05 PM

said the Bos'n

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 05:36 PM

let's get them

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 11:12 PM

to walk the

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 11:22 PM

Cat and dog ate everyone
The End!

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 07:33 AM

see! same again!

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 07:34 AM

missed it again.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 07:56 AM

Once upon a

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: muppett
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 08:23 AM

Table top sale

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 08:26 AM

in the local

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: muppett
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 08:55 AM

shop just around

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 08:56 AM

of the church

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 11:22 AM

Sixteen vestal virgins

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 12:19 PM

pole danced wildly

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 12:34 PM

round the alter

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: JennyO
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 12:38 PM

wearing nothing but

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 12:41 PM

snorkels and flippers

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 12:44 PM

when the vicar

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 04:56 PM

grabbed the actress

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 04:59 PM

intoned more ded animals jOhn?

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 05:01 PM

said the bishop

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 05:03 PM

to the actress

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 05:04 PM

with a sneer

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 05:07 PM

he said what

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 05:43 PM

is the secret

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 05:48 PM

you tell me

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 06:01 PM

it is forbidden

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Phot
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 06:34 PM

But tis the

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 06:36 PM

the only way

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 06:54 PM

to change a

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 06:55 PM

to reach Nirvana

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 07:03 PM

in the U.S.A

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 07:13 PM

is to drink

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 07:20 PM

what not water

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 07:22 PM

No! not water

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 07:24 PM

what is it????

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 07:37 PM

it is late

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 07:39 PM

what for now!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 07:40 PM

to perform magic

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 07:43 PM

magic?.What sort

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 08:07 PM

the sort that

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 08:17 PM

that makes you

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 08:27 PM

fly with birds

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 08:33 PM

that is brilliant

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 08:34 PM

idea,where shall

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 08:35 PM

we travel too

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: mcgrathof altcar
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 08:39 PM

enter stage left:

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 08:40 PM

Machu Picchu, ready?

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 14 Aug 04 - 04:04 PM

..or not , here I come.....

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 14 Aug 04 - 04:29 PM

where are you?.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 14 Aug 04 - 04:31 PM

Here i am

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 14 Aug 04 - 04:32 PM

what you doing

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 14 Aug 04 - 04:33 PM

under the table

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 14 Aug 04 - 04:34 PM

been safe from

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 14 Aug 04 - 04:35 PM

hurricane Charley.who

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me
Date: 14 Aug 04 - 04:35 PM

On a tree

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 14 Aug 04 - 04:36 PM

coming inland again

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 14 Aug 04 - 04:38 PM

HELLO ME HAVENT HEARD FROM YOU ALL DAY,HOW ARE YOU?

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: SINSULL
Date: 14 Aug 04 - 04:41 PM

I am fine.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 14 Aug 04 - 06:15 PM

sorry i lost connection

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Aug 04 - 11:12 AM

Suits you, Sir!

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 16 Aug 04 - 03:06 PM

To quote Johnny Depp "Just sell me a fucking suit"

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 07:51 AM

sorry sir we

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 07:52 AM

dont sell suits

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 07:58 AM

we tell stories

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 07:58 AM

Will ThaT DO?

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: muppett
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 08:27 AM

No I want

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 08:52 AM

you cant have

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 08:58 AM

what we havent

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 08:59 AM

so go away

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 09:00 AM

a long story

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 11:57 AM

do you want

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 11:58 AM

a tall story?

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: muppett
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 09:54 AM

No but a

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 11:16 AM

thickly buttered muffin

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 11:54 AM

just been cooked

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 03:02 PM

untouched by human

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: SINSULL
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 03:24 PM

feet would be

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 03:45 PM

just the ticket.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 02:02 PM

and very nice

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 05:01 PM

to smell too

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 05:07 PM

with your nose

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 05:09 PM

out of joint.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 05:25 PM

smelling of bacon

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 05:33 PM

fresh from the

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 05:35 PM

the frying pan

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 05:39 PM

that the pervert

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 05:47 PM

had used before

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 05:55 PM

the operation to

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 05:57 PM

ampute a head

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 04:15 AM

of a giant

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 04:23 AM

the head was

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 09:44 AM

big and scarey

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 10:34 AM

rank and hairy

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 10:54 AM

like Father O'Leary's

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: GUEST,me
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 11:28 AM

gender bendering canaries.

Subject: RE: BS: Three word story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 02 Sep 04 - 03:58 AM

are going cheap!