BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?

Subject: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 02:34 AM

Hello,
Guest Richard is goingf to join mudcat wehn he thinks of a good name, last week he saying "people should give me ideas for good names"

a bit about him=He is fiddle bloke from Hull, and he is doing Phd in fish [marine conversation?]
so i thought of calling him "That fishy bloke from hull waht plats the fiddle", but maybe thats a bit too long?


so put your ideas here, and he pick the best one, [he does singing as well, he did a song one day at our flok club]
maybe ="That singing fishy bloke from hull waht goes to unibersity and knows all about fish etc and plays the fiffle"?
no, thats even longer!

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 02:36 AM

How about="Richard from Hull"?

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 03:16 AM

He should join, he is going to save cod with his Phd, so... How about "Ged's bumboy from Hull" oh, sorry, that's not fishy enough is it? ok, how about "sir codhead of Hull"

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 03:18 AM

"Ged's fishy boyfrend from hull"?

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST,guest: cookieless m'grathofaltcar
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 03:28 AM

Dicky Fiddlefish

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Blowzabella
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 03:31 AM

Hull's Fishy Fiddler?

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Micca
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 03:33 AM

Ichty9Fiddle or just Ichty9

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: jonm
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 03:35 AM

The piece of Cod which passeth all understanding....

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: mooman
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 03:45 AM

Codfiddler....?

No perhaps not on second thoughts!

Peace

moo

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST,Richard
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 03:57 AM

Whilst it is true that I like it roughly from behind,I protest at being descibed as Ged's boyfriend! He is simply a passing fancy, and I am still looking for a nice boy my own age. Ged is WAY too old for me!
             Flamenco, the true path! oh shit! I have given myself away!

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 04:00 AM

Codpiece!

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 04:01 AM

how about "That fiddle bloke, Ted's boyfrend"?

you'll be fighting over the nail varnish!

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: s6k
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 04:15 AM

hahahahahahaha.

cant think of a name
will have a think and reply later

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 04:16 AM

How about one-upping John and becoming King Richard of Hull.

Although I guess it should be more correctly displayed as 'king Richard of Hull or even Richard of 'king Hull...

Cheers

:D

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 04:25 AM

Dick of 'ull.
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 04:27 AM

Too late Dave, jOhn has been killed and is now a Saint.

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 04:28 AM

saint is boring, i'm just a sir again!

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: ossonflags
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 04:31 AM

To inject a little sense into this important quest I would suggest

"Risteard is aimn dom"

which translated from the gaelic means; "Richard is my name"

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: muppett
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 04:47 AM

Sod Cod

Cpt. Cod

Cod ull

Coddick

Ricod

Codard

Cod fiddler

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 04:48 AM

COD FIDDLER!!!! brilliant name. Someone ring him and tell him his new name.

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 04:52 AM

Coddler

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: s6k
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 05:07 AM

Codger

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From: The Beast of Farlington
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 05:54 AM

The Beast of Hull

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST,Richard
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 06:22 AM

Wow! Thanks for all your suggestions. I think I will settle for 'Ged's bumboy'

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST,Richard
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 06:42 AM

That last Richard was not me. I will choose all the B's, and go for "Beverley Bum Bandit"

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 06:43 AM

And never settle for Les.

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Nick
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 07:47 AM

Benthos Stringstroker

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 07:49 AM

Dick on G String

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 08:04 AM

I'm getting rather concerned. I've never met this slippery fellow.

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST,Blowzabella at work
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 08:29 AM

Hullfire & Dalmation!!

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 08:31 AM

Hulloctopus.

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST,Richard (the real one)
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 08:36 AM

Hello everyone,

Thank you for your suggestions - they have provided me with much amusement. Being lilly-livered and indecisive, I can't decide which name to take yet. My favourites so far are (in no particular order):

Dicky Fiddlefish
Risteard is aimn dom
Sod Cod
Cpt. Cod
Cod fiddler (Coddler)
Benthos Stringstroker

I was thinking myself of Crispy Cod Piece...

Keep 'em coming!

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 08:44 AM

How do we know that's the real cod fondler?

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST,Richard (the real one)
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 08:51 AM

Easy ted, you know I wear dresses when I play the fiddle. Don't you remember the stunning sequined backless one I wore at Farlington? Case proven I think.

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 08:53 AM

Yep, that's the real Richard alright. Never knowingly under dressed!

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 09:33 AM

Dick?

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Nick
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 09:33 AM

Violin Case?

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Nick
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 09:44 AM

Fillet with Music

Fish Scales

Fishfinger

Doctor Fillet

Codjigtation (think about it - sorry, couldn't resist that)


(BTW - Are you coming to Last Nights Fun on Friday Richard? Let us know if you are short of somewhere to sleep. Sure Ben would let you tent it if you prefer but we'd best let him know).

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 09:53 AM

I'll only go if there any cracks to slide into

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Jeri
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 10:15 AM

Fishdiddley?
Uca Man? (Or Uca from Hull, Uca Transvitestes, Uca, etc...some horrible pun about scales, with extra points awarded for Latin.

Do you people in Hull go around to people's houses in the dead of night and drag them out, kicking and screaming, to sign up on Mudcat? Is this all part of Hull's plot for world domination? In any case, welcome, Richard the Ichthyothingie.

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Peg
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 10:18 AM

Professor Codfiddle


I like Codfiddler as well

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Nick
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 10:37 AM

Codfather (Parts I-III)

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: katlaughing
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 10:51 AM

Somephing Phishee (this way comes/cums!)

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST,The Real Richard
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 10:55 AM

Hello Nick,

I am coming to LNF on friday (apparently unusually for me on friday nights, not in a dress). I will be bringing some friends and we intend to camp (3 small tents) to enable supping of wondrous ale. I did ring the Blacksmith's Arms a week ago, and they said it would be fine (though I didn't speak to Ben). If you could check for me I would be most grateful.

Jeri, I'm not being dragged kicking and screaming into Mudcat. I have been here for some time, first as a lurker, then as GUEST, Richard. 'Tis time I became a member. I thought that a naming threat might initiate hilarity and humour. I am not sure whether this was a sensible decision but there have been some good suggestions. Thank you for your welcome.

Richard.

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST,The Really real Richard
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 11:44 AM

I'm Spartacus

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 12:01 PM

Fishchat fiddler.....Vile-innit.....Codconvo.......Grappelican.....
the possibilities are endless. Best wishes.

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: pdq
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 12:02 PM

Phischstick

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Nick
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 12:09 PM

Ghotighoddler (pronounced 'fishfiddler' obviously)

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 12:42 PM

I like Captain Cod!

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 01:41 PM

Codswallop.

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 04:40 PM

Yes.

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 03:41 AM

Fish Bloke from Hull.

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 03:47 AM

I watched him play last night at The Woolpack, and I reckon his name should be "I couldn't tune this violin properly if my knob depended on it, I know, I'll blame the pipes"

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 04:55 AM

I've told him about tuneing it with his knob before, more rosin required.

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST,Richard (the real one)
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 05:27 AM

Hello everyone,
         
            Yes it is true that I had a lot of trouble tuning my violin, being sat on Ged's knee didn't help. I kept falling off whenever I reached up for the tuning pegs.

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 06:02 AM

Richard
I suppose violin scale or Fiddly Scales would too obvious
It occurred to me that its a bit like the Charge of the light brigade asking for suggestions for a mudcat login name
Were you wearing you black dress last night at the Woolpack I had hoped to come along but the Tetse fly that lives at the back of my shed has stuck again and laid me low so I'm rattling full of antibiotics and steroids and off the ale. I diidnt turn up as I get v morose if I'm in a pub and can't have a pint and theres no way I'll shell out a couple of qiud for a pint of lemonade

Andy

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 06:10 AM

I am thinking of changing my name to Carpet Face.
    Flamenco, the true path! oh bugger! Given the game away there I think!

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 06:27 AM

Martian Gibbon

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 17 Sep 04 - 07:35 AM

Well? What's it to be the Dicky?

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Nick
Date: 17 Sep 04 - 07:48 AM

Richard -

Not sure whether you'll see this before we see you tonight. Hopefully so.

I hope it is not stating the obvious to say ...

REMEMBER TO BRING THE VIOLIN

Last time, band started about 9 and the evening was marked by silence prior to them coming on. Donald is up for playing a few things and I'll give it a go - interested in stroking a few toons before?

Trust you've had lots of sleep. If it goes the same as last time (which of course it might not) it was a very late night and part of the fun was getting the chance to sing and play along with the band informally afterwards (c1am onwards...)

BTW, we have tried to move the echo chamber (sorry, gents toilet) into the main part of the pub as a performance aid but it has met with resistance from the landlord and regulars. Still you can't have everything (there's no where to put it all)

See ya later

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Cod Fiddler
Date: 17 Sep 04 - 08:46 AM

Hello super ted. Cod Fiddler it is!

Hello Nick, I haven't had much sleep and I have a moderate hangover but I will survive. I'll bring the fiddle. I hope that we do get the chance to play with the band! That would be very exciting. I'm sorry to hear about the echo chamber - I'll just have to go to the toilet to play with myself so to speak.

See you later.

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Oaklet
Date: 17 Sep 04 - 10:35 AM

Whelk-ome, Cod Fiddler.

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Sep 04 - 11:28 AM

fish-PHiDler
or
PHiDdle-fish

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: Les from Hull
Date: 17 Sep 04 - 11:55 AM

I hope that we might welcome Cod Fiddler (and others of course) to our monthly session in Hull - Sunday afternoon at the Black Boy in High Street.

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Sep 04 - 03:19 AM

What about Sir rIchard from Hull. Maybe all the mudcatters from Hull could be called Sir and become the new knights of the round table.

Subject: RE: BS: Good Name for Guest Richard?
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Sep 04 - 11:51 AM

How about The Fish Dick From Hull?