Lyr Add: Passport

Subject: Lyr Add: Passport
From: GUEST,Ukraine
Date: 22 Sep 04 - 08:35 PM

I have found passport of US man. For a small consideration I could give it back.Reply,owner, if you see the add. [e-mail]

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Passport
From: Charley Noble
Date: 22 Sep 04 - 09:16 PM

Do I need to post my bank account?

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Passport
From: Ebbie
Date: 23 Sep 04 - 12:01 AM

Of course you must, Charley Noble. But he just wants to be sure he is dealing with an honest man. Honest.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Passport
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 23 Sep 04 - 12:52 AM

Ah, This one should have gone in The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages

ROFL...

But on second thoughts, it could be the INS fishing for a crook who wants a fake passport.... gotta catch them pesky terrorists, man!

This is a Lyric Add thread: so WHERE'S DA SONG!!!!!

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Passport
From: Charley Noble
Date: 23 Sep 04 - 09:54 PM

Who's been here since I've been gone,
Ukraine man with a trenchcoat on;
Ukraine man with a trenchcoat on,
Ukraine man with a trenchcoat on,
Ukraine man with a trenchcoat on
Ukraine man with a trenchcoat on!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Passport
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 24 Sep 04 - 06:50 AM

Poor Yank has lost his passport,
Poor Yank has lost his passport
Poor Yank has lost his passport,
But Ivan sort it out.

For Ivan found that passport
For Ivan found that passport
For Ivan found that passport
So Ivan sort it out.

Just send a little money
Just send a little money
Just send a little money
And Ivan sort it out.

And send your credit number
And send your credit number
And send your credit number
And Ivan sort it out.

Poor Yank has lost his passport,
And Yank has lost his money
And Yank has lost his credit,
Yes, Ivan sort it out.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Passport
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 24 Sep 04 - 06:55 AM

LOL, McGrath!

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Passport
From: Charley Noble
Date: 24 Sep 04 - 08:38 AM

Excellent work, McGrath, but shouldn't you include your credit card information?

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Passport
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 24 Sep 04 - 02:15 PM

"credit number" scans...

I think we should ask to get this moved back above the line if this level of creativity holds out...

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Passport
From: Pogo
Date: 24 Sep 04 - 02:27 PM

hey you could be starting a whole new CD collection here (for those with the composing/performing skills to rise to the challenge)

Songs of The Spam Messengers...A 42 CD collection yes 42 songs on 42 CDs...Includes " Rich And Lonely In Nigeria " " I WaNNa BeE UR XXX~ViaGRA MaaN~XXX " " Prayer Chain Blues " " Teens Gone Wild Jungle Boo-Ga-Loo "...and many many more

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