BS: Invent a new Shat-word

Subject: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 08:50 PM

We already have some good ones...

shatneriffic (adj.) : really great!

shatnerology (noun): the study of the life and times of William Shatner.

Shatneria (proper noun): a mythical paradise which embodies in every way the values of William Shatner.

shatnerization (noun): a process resulting in, depending on your opinion, (a) perfection; or (b) a total f**king disaster.

shatnerize (verb): see "shatnerization".

shatnicity (noun): the quality or characteristics of a person, thing or circumstance which are reminiscent of or in some way appropriate to William Shatner. Particularly applicable to the field of the creative arts, as in "The shatnicity of this new screenplay is most encouraging. It is a guaranteed hit.".

Now, let's come up with a few more!

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 08:55 PM

"Shat" is a perfectly good work all by itself.

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 08:56 PM

Well, yes, but that is hardly the point.

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 08:57 PM

True, but it is both descriptive and apropos.

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 09:04 PM

Okay...

Ahem! "Shatnificent": excellent, superlative, exemplary.

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: freda underhill
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 09:10 PM

shatneriffic, LH!

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 09:14 PM

Shatnition (noun): 1. (general) ignition, connection, initiation of a launch procedure; 2. (sexual) Bill accomplishes another conquest.

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 09:33 PM

shit.

john

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: robomatic
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 09:44 PM

Shatner is now current on Television in 'Boston Legal'. It's sure hard to see within the folds of his high price suits and his semi-psychotic role as 'Denny Crane' the svelte Captain in tights of yore, but hey, it's work.

Maybe he can cut yet another album. The writer/producer of the series is fond of music.

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 10:14 PM

We seem to currently have a Shatnerfluicity of Shatner threads in the current list.

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 10:20 PM

Shatnerizer (noun): a machine that converts ordinary stuff into something quite unusual; a person who shatnerizes.

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: GUEST,SueB
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 10:33 PM

Everybody do the shatoozie!

And watch out for people who are Shatneritricious - their appreciation for the man, nay, the icon, may be shallow and insincere.

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 10:37 PM

VERY good. Thank you for that, Sue.

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 10:47 PM

Shouldn't that be "Thank you for SHAT, Sue"?

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 11:12 PM

shatnerbate (verb): to touch upon the subject of William Shatner and all Shatner-related trivialities continually and with increasing intensity until a state of climax is reached and everyone involved ends up extremely ashamed afterwards.

shatnerd (noun): one who practices shatnerbation, despite repeated warnings from his physician.

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 11:15 PM

However, it does not grow hair on your palms.

Along that line, we have also: shatnerbatory

Thank you!

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: Peace
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 12:13 AM

When the shi tzu passes on, does it become a shat tzu?

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: GUEST,SueB
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 12:55 AM

Cluin, that was the BEST!   Oh my, I can hardly breathe!

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 04:38 AM

SHATNOMUSICOLOGY A style of musical delivery typified by subtle alterations to the original tune, adding flat and sharps in all the wrong places.Characterized by the inability to hold a tune.
Derivation:-
SHAT SINGING Where the words are replaced by gibberish, instead of the tune.
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: JennyO
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 10:18 AM

Shatoholic - someone who needs his/her daily fix of Shatner - a few names spring to mind.

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: freda underhill
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 10:51 AM

Shatanooga - a new type of boogie.

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 11:39 AM

Shatoholics Anonymous - an organization devoted to empowering people to help cure themselves other of shatoholicism.

"all shat to hell" - worn out from a life of shatoholicism.

You can recognize the true shatoholic by various symptoms. One is his tendency to introduce the subject of William Shatner on inappropriate occasions...hard as it is to imagine when that could be? Another is his tendency to fill his living place up with Star Trek memorabilia, action figures, etc. Another is his almost certain lack of female company...unless he is still married to some woman who can't stand him, but is too co-dependent to leave.

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: freda underhill
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 12:13 PM

shatny - a rhythmic song sung about William Shatner

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 12:34 PM

Shaduction: The process of attracting and charming the opposite sex through the use of inexplicable pauses and dramatic hand geatures.

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 12:46 PM

ohhhh...devastating!

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: 42
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 06:49 PM

shatnervating! to say the least
j

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 07:38 PM

shatnicidal - having murderous intentions towards William Shatner. A long series of shatnicidal aliens and malcontents menaced Shatner on shows like Star Trek, but none ever succeeded in destroying him.

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 07:45 PM

Kirkomorphizing: Confusing Shatner with one of the characters he once played.

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: *daylia*
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 09:14 PM

... or confusing Kirk with a big bucket of buttered Shatniarrhea?

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: Cluin
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 11:30 PM

shatnerface (noun): see hot carl

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 03:54 AM

shat-turd ( a done deal)

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 04:30 AM

Shateau-neuf-de-Crap.   Bill's holiday home in France.

Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: Cluin
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 01:38 PM

shatnerbog: not recommended till at least the 3rd date.

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: Ernest
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 04:25 PM

Shat up = advice to close this thread

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 04:29 PM

copralith-tner - fossilized records of shatneral significance

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 12:36 AM

Shatnificate (verb) - to completely obscure the main point of something by ranting on about various other extraneous things that don't make a whole lot of sense. Captain Kirk was very good at this. He once shatnificated a rebellious and homicidal (dare I say, "shatnicidal") main computer into a complete system nervous breakdown, saving the lives of his entire crew in the process.

Shatnification is a handy device for confounding the opposition and saving the day. Everyone should learn to shatnificate effectively when it is necessary.

Shatnification drives Klingons, Romulans, and some Mudcat regulars into such a state of incoherent fury that they do really stupid, reckless things and can easily be drop-kicked in the goolies or phasered into oblivion ("Set phasers to 'shake and bake', Mr Sulu, and give 'em both barrels!" "Aye, sir!" ZZZZZZZZZING! ZZZZZZZING! ZZZZZAAAPPP! KABLOOOEY!!!).

I take shatnification seriously, and am already adept in modules 1, 2, and 3, and busy working on module 4.

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: GUEST,SueB
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 01:26 AM

Shatnophilia - abnormal erotic attraction to Shatner.

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 04:54 AM

Shatoscopy- Having a mad proctologist shove a Tribble up your bum.
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: GUEST,Lewis
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 11:21 AM

shatnificant - Significant in a way that pertains to Shatner. Example:

"Spock, did you notice the shatnificant glances that passed between the Captain and the Romulan priestess?"

"I did indeed, Dr McCoy. What do you make of it?"

"I think it'll be a hot time in the old town tonight, that's what I make of it, Spock."

(Spock looks puzzled...) "I don't follow you, Doctor. This is not an 'old town', it's a starship, and the climate control mechanisms are functioning perfectly at present."

"You're hopeless, Spock."

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 02:06 PM

Shatoupe -- A very bad looking hairpiece...such as one that is worn by William Shatner

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: Pogo
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 02:38 PM

Shatnerphobia: An unnatural fear of dramatic pauses in conversation, bad toupees and threads started about William Shatner

Shatneresque: Vaguely imitative of William Shatner

Shatnadelic: A delirious, almost hallucinatory state of mind brought on by watching too many Star Trek re-runs and Priceline commercials

Antidisestablishatnertarism: An extreme political movement based on the belief that William Shatner should overthrow the government and rule with a big phaser and a toupee' of iron

{O)

Subject: RE: BS: Invent a new Shat-word
From: grumpy al
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 02:38 PM

shat in me rompers, thought i was only going to cough! oh well to much Guinness.