BS: National celibacy day in the USA

Subject: BS: National Celibacy Day in the USA
From: GUEST,David Edwards
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 06:38 AM

Don't forget, today is National Celibacy Day in the good 'ol US of A, which means no dick and no bush.

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 07:38 AM

F*@K that

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: GUEST,Sooz (at work)
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 08:25 AM

One day isn't enough.

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 08:57 AM

Sorry,I thought it said National Celery Day!

It is about vegetables though, isn't it?

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 09:24 AM

"Celibate, celibate! Dance to the music!"

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 09:42 AM

Can't even 'Go fuck youselves' then?
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 09:46 AM

Oh, dear! Whatever will the politicians do? They can't even screw the country!

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 10:10 AM

Gee Whiz! So much for thinking Yanks are just a bunch of Perpetual W....

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: Alba
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 10:17 AM

Sorry I thought the Thread said National Celebrity Day.
celibacy...what's that..:>)

Jude

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: GUEST,marks
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 10:17 AM

I great idea, but impractical in precincts populated by large numbers of ethnic Chinese.

They all think today is erection day.

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: MBSLynne
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 10:43 AM

Well Sooz...if one day isn't enough you can have mine!

Love Lynne

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 10:48 AM

What are we supposed to calibrate?

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: GUEST,Sooz (at work)
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 10:52 AM

More celibate Americans = less of them to make a furore next time they need to elect a president! (Well eventually...)
It isn't National Celibacy Day here in UK!

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 11:06 AM

Are you sure Sooz?

Just me then.

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 11:35 AM

No, Marks, it is the Japanese who think it's "erection" day. The Chinese have no difficulty whatsoever pronouncing the letter "l", as should be clear from the fact that "Lee" is a very common Chinese name. "R" is the one sound we make that the Chinese have difficulty with.

National celibacy day is a great energy-saving idea. I'm all for it.

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 11:38 AM

Save energy - Fart in a money box!

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 01:30 PM

National celibacy day? If they ever try to introduce one over here, i shall organise a massive orgy in protest and hand out National Shagging Day pamphlets. So there! :)

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 01:36 PM

Bend over, America.

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 01:42 PM

So the Chinese wake up with an election?
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 01:46 PM

You want celibacy day? Get married.

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: MBSLynne
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 03:49 PM

Oh Blissfully Ignorant!!! I think this should be the first project for our club....let's have a national shagging day anyway! We don't have to have the celibacy day first!!!!

Love Lynne

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 04:04 PM

That is correct, Giok. :-)

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: Bill D
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 04:53 PM

TODAY is celibacy day?? Oh, wow...too late....you shoulda reminded me sooner..

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 07:08 PM

Does that mean people who are celibate get their holiday, honorary piece of ass today?

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: GUEST,MarkS
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 07:21 PM

Little Hawk

Japanese - Chinese - What is the diffelence?

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 11:58 PM

Chinese can pronounce R and L, Japanese cannot pronounce the L sound but can pronounce the R sound.

Happy Ceribacy Day!

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: Peace
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 01:23 AM

What's to celibate? I don't get it.

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: Peace
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 01:24 AM

And because I don't get it, does that mean I am? Or should?

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 04:49 AM

I'm depraved on account of the fact I'm deprived.(West Side Story)
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: GUEST,Mr Red
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 07:55 AM

Sorry not up to it

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 09:27 AM

I tried but something stopped me, I think someone's got it in for me!
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: GUEST,CrazyEddie
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 10:24 AM

Japanese - Chinese - What is the diffelence?

Goldberg, Greenberg, Iceburg, what's the difference?

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 10:40 AM

Cos one's a lettuce.
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: Ooh-Aah2
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 10:15 PM

If only Americans would have national celibacy century. The nice ones would ignore it and survive, the bible-thrashers would die out (with blue balls and gritted teeth).

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: Gurney
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 02:38 AM

Celibacy Day? What? Joking aside, who is trying to prove what?
Virtually everyone can manage one day, and who will that help?
How about gigalos and whores, is it a compulsary holiday?
Dr. "Its not too bad, miss Fifi. A day on your feet, and we'll have you back on your back again."

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: chris nightbird childs
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 02:44 AM

Shag Day... yes. Celibacy Day... no.

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: Mr Red
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 09:48 AM

Shag day? someone would make a pile!

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: harpgirl
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 10:36 AM

everyday is ......

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 08:32 PM

It's official...National Shagging Day is upon us! The committee has decided that every day should be National Shagging Day... So come on, ladies and gentlemen, grab a partner, whip out your bits, and get those bed-springs bouncing! No bed? No excuses! Do it on the table!

This has been a pubic service announcment brought to you by BI inc., purveyors of fine contraceptive devices and baby bottles since 1911!

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 05:02 AM

I don't get it either..... : [

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: fat B****rd
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 05:10 AM

Yeah...but she did a fine job on Goldfinger. Why shouldn't she have her own day ??

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: Peace
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 05:14 AM

Not this year, dear, I have a headache.

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: GUEST,Seaking
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 06:42 AM

Where I am EVERY day is Celibacy day

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 06:51 AM

Shake your lettuce!

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: GUEST,Virginia
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 06:57 AM

As its national shaggin day every day, its our civic duty to help those less fortunate than ourselves, so, Seaking can i give you a hand? (if you see what I mean!)

V

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: GUEST,Seaking
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 09:42 AM

Thanks Virginia but applause will not be necessary..

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: GUEST,Virginia
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 10:19 AM

Depends how good a job youdo. You might gat a standing ovation!

V

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: GUEST,Nicholas
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 12:05 PM

Is there a clap joke here somewhere ?

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 12:12 PM

Celibacy won't catch on. They don't reproduce.

I have celibacy days all the time. Never by choice or plan; they just work out that way. And they're opposed by Shagging Days. It's a pretty even split.

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 12:53 PM

It'll be slow hand clap Nicholas. ;~)
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: MBSLynne
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 06:06 PM

brucie...guess what the best cure for a headache is......?

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 08:05 PM

Especially those Sperm Retention Headeaches*.

(* a term used by an old girlfriend sick of being asked if she was "Pee Em Essing" every time she wasn't smiling)

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 08:27 PM

Nope.... still don't get it.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: fat B****rd
Date: 06 Nov 04 - 04:42 AM

..Shirley Bassey Day !! Geddit ?? This from non-iner circle and big chip on shoulder fB.

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: GUEST,Chris B (Born Again Scouser)
Date: 06 Nov 04 - 07:01 AM

National Celibacy Day? Fuck that....

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: GUEST,Nicholas
Date: 06 Nov 04 - 11:48 AM

Is that Chris B Duck ?

Subject: RE: BS: National celibacy day in the USA
From: Peace
Date: 06 Nov 04 - 04:50 PM

NCD: So, if it is NCD in the US, why the hell have I been celebrating it in Canada? No friggin' wonder I have a headache.